-You're a piece of shit.

-You cant afford me lol.

-You wont get in my pants.

-(brushung my shoulder) Flies are attracted to shit.

-Can you lend me a thousand €.

-I hate being in bad company, (after getting a shitton of drinks)

-dont touch me there I dont like it...5 min later...why dont you want to fuck me.

-the waiter is a piece of shit.

-(to another guy) he is my lover and he will kick your ass. Lets get together later.

--I thought you like bondage pussy?

-what do you mean by not wanting to live together? Are you serious?

-Leave my house before my grandmother gets up.

-I want a sandwich (at 3 am) and you better drive me to the fuel station (11km away) while you're drunk.

-I dont need no helmet to sit on your bike. Faster you cunt.

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