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101 Things Not To Stick Up Your Butt - The Butt Stuff Guide
101 Things Not To Stick Up Your Butt - The Butt Stuff Guide
Destroying butt ignorance one page at a time!
101 Things Not To Stick Up Your Butt - The Butt Stuff Guide
101 Things Not To Stick Up Your Butt - The Butt Stuff Guide
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For years I have seen people struggling with the decision of what to stick up their bums.

I REFUSE TO LET THIS MADNESS CARRY ON!

What a gorgeous cover!
What a gorgeous cover!

I bring to you the definitive guide to what not to stick up your butt! The glorious paper back guide with a 101 colored pages, illustrated and written by me, Francisco Salinas.

Waddling Bastards
Waddling Bastards

 

Not the wood you are looking for.
Not the wood you are looking for.


No more butt suffering!

Risks and challenges

My years of experience and dedication to my craft shall help guide those in need! The road is long and narrow, but with your help I know we can conquer anything!

Help bring butt enlightenment to the world!

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    Thank you for donating to the printing of the Butt Stuff guide. Your name will go down in history for what you have done!...Or at least written in the book as a thank you for donating.

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    Going in deeper!

    You brave soul! Not only will you get your name immortalized in the guide but you will receive 2 digital files of your favorite numbers from 1-101!

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    Not deep enough!

    What is this? You want the guide in any shape or form!? Well you got it! You'll get your name in the book and digital copy in all it's glory for you to hide away in your secret folders on your computer!

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    Is that an echo?

    You've gone so far in you can no longer see the light! But good news! You now have a printed hard copy of the guide in your hands! Never again will you shove the wrong things up your bum!

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    One Step Beyond!

    Well aren't you a mad multicellular organism! The printed guide is not enough for you is it? You want to lay claim to your own number? 2831 perhaps? Then it is yours! Your own personal entry will be designed just for you based on your suggestion and sent to you digitally!

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