The next President of the United States is hiding something BIGLY. Here's what I know:

• In his medical records, there is no mention of a blood type. Coincidence? I think not.

• According to a HollywoodMeasurements page last updated in late 2013, Donald Trump is 6'2''. This happened before the campaign started, in which Trump claimed to be 6'3''. (See medical record.) What changed? He's 70 years old, at least that's what he says. People tend to stop growing before that.

• This is where I started to notice the pattern. Watch this video. He feels so much pleasure when the lights are off. Why?

• Now, please watch this video. This seemed to get to him. Why? Fuckface VON Clownstick? I think I know.

• THIS is the SMOKING GUN. I saw this on the internet. (Here on Reddit.) You can look it up: NO REFLECTION. Donald Trump is a vampire CONFIRMED!!111!!!!!1

I know you have a lot of questions and I'll address the obvious ones right now:

That last thing looks photo shopped.

No photoshop. No photoshop. You're the photoshop!

How does he go in the sunlight?

Look at his awful spray tan. He's clearly a naturally pale person, but why so much? He's also using it to cover his skin from the sun. Otherwise he would suddenly burst into flames. This is why he wears a toupee; his actual hair would catch fire constantly. It's a real safety hazard.

What the hell does his height have to do with this?

It shows his medical records to be very fake. There's also no mention of blood type, because vampires don't make their own blood.

Why do you question his age?

Vampires have long life spans. 70 years old is just ridiculous.

Why hasn't this been on the news then?

They are also corrupt vampires paid by Trump the Record.

You're a fucking idiot. His birth certificate has been released. It says he was born in 1946 in New York.

Trump doesn't trust birth certificates. That's because he knows how easy it is to forge one. Trump has a very clear history of projection.

Why did you mention the twitter war he had with Jon? It seems irrelevant.

Because VON is in a lot of vampire names. How do I know this name is related to the vampires? Trust me, I have helped 4chan investigations before. I know a clue when I see one.

Not convinced? Here's some more evidence:

• The anti immigrant proposals + the taco bowl tweet. He doesn't like Mexican food and he is desperately trying to hide that. He wants Mexican's food out of this country, not necessarily the immigrants.

• Donald J. Trump. The J obviously stands for Jose. He is most likely from Mexico. He most likely left because of the food. He doesn't want them here because he thinks it makes the blood taste different.

• A lot of people are saying it.

• The pussy grabbing. He simply can't resist what's bleeding out of women's whatevers. He used his vampire powers in the first debate to KNOW Megyn Kelly was bleeding out her wherever. His performance tanked because he was so hungry for her blood.

Please fellow concerned citizens, help me in my investigation. We need to find more evidence before Jan 20. Article 12 of the constitution explicitly forbids vampires from serving in office!