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[–]Ihaveanotheridentity 375 ポイント376 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Promiscuous sex is a sin — creates OP's mom.

[–]sgtshenanigans 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins...still OP's Mom

[–]Abraxas514 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Murder is a sin... OP's 26 brothers and sisters

[–]Goliath89 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I don't get this one.

[–]DoucheyMcBagBag 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good old fashioned abortion joke.

[–]Abraxas514 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

implying OP's mom had lots of unprotected sex, got pregnant many times, and poked the fetus out.

I know guys, it was in bad taste. Welcome to the internet?

[–]Wholly_Crap -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Please explain this "bad taste" you speak of.

[–]b15495 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's talking about the taste of cum according to OP's mom. Who knows how many brothers and sisters she swallowed.

[–]corrieoh -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sloth is a deadly sin of OPs mom as well...she's so slow

[–]2drawnonward5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Less gluttony, more sloth, and I can't believe how many willing young men are willing to crawl between her and the couch to enable her promiscuity.

[–]812many 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

But wouldn't God be the very first OP? Does that mean he's also his own Mom, and is thus himself promiscuous?

[–]off_the_grid_dream 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It fits perfectly. It's always the people in the closet about things that complain the loudest. God is the original closet gay guy who is ashamed of his feelings and wants others to feel bad too.

[–]load231 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (1子コメント)

A shitpost thats actually funny.

[–]Logicalist 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you.

[–]vertigo3pc 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait, are you coming out OP?

[–]Lemon_Dungeon 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (5子コメント)

If God didn't want gay sex, he shouldn't have put the male g-spot in the butt. That's just bad design.

[–]YoOoster 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Chicks with dicks are the solution

[–]Lemon_Dungeon 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

All the stimulation with twice the guilt!

[–]jbobsmith 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Besides what these people think that was a good one OP. Thank you for making me laugh

[–]Pants4All 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite version of this meme is the one that says "Source of Light / Gives us cancer"

[–]WorbianBrownia 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Creates choice to abstain as a test of will.

[–]dumasszj 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok, I actually laughed at this one. Up vote for you.

[–]dhbroad 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

God: Sinning is a sin.

*creates everyone as sinners *

[–]The_ThirdFang 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah we made ourselves sinner fam. Apple of eden and original sin. Though that itself is like pandoras box.

[–]majoroutage 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

End result is the same. Everyone is a sinner.

[–]Evanescent_contrail 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Naah. Mary wasn't, the suck up.

[–]Faldoras 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What's up with the homophobe apologists in this thread? Reddit is on the whole pretty progressive, no?

[–]bkussow 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm generally not a grammar Nazi but in this case, I am stuck wondering how Reddit is pretty progressive to the whole.

[–]Princesspowerarmor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Homosexuality is a sin Sin is a human construct.

[–]bigpipes84 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Authors the First Commandment - Creates Me.

[–]DisgorgeX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tyrannosaurus REKT

[–]Patrickd13 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're 4chan now

[–]traffick 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find this both offensive and hilarious.

[–]DeathByBamboo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God didn't say anything about bundles of sticks being a sin.

[–]MannekenP 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So in fact religious people who think homosexuality is a sin must believe homosexuality is a choice.

Granted, the official doctrine of the Vatican is now that homosexuals are not sinners, but that homosexual acts are a sin.

But "although the particular inclination of the homosexual person is not a sin, it is a more or less strong tendency ordered towards an intrinsic moral evil; and thus the inclination itself must be seen as an objective disorder."

It is unclear to me how they can reconcile that with the following question: if that is a disorder, then why did god inflict to people a disorder that makes them prone to sin?

[–]RogueDM1214 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a way to come out! Bravo

[–]CommieStoner 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God says "Don't do things I don't want" then gives free will.

Stop it!

[–]random_number_string 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Without the ability to choose the wrong action, we wouldn't have free will. Choosing between broccoli and kale isn't free will.

[–]Cockwombles 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

God created us all with the capacity to sin.

This is why we have free will and the knowledge given to us by Satan.

[–]The_Eerie_Red_Light 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do we actually have free will or is every action made just a set of dominoes falling in tandem.

[–]joselp07 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually thats wrong God creates op. Op has a choice of sex. Still a sin though. Here comes the downvotes.

[–]happyapple10 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depending on the situation, you get one of the following:

"It's a choice!" "God has a plan!"

So the person can choose it or is it god's plan to have homosexuality?

[–]OrangesXVengeanceX -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Homophobia, the pinnacle of comedy.

[–]ucmemebot -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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