Every country has that one star classic diva male singer. Americans got Elvis. Wales, but the UK too claim Tom Jones. Czech Republic got Karel Gott. Chirp in with your guy in the comments.

So I spent my childhood in South Africa and we had Bless Bridges. Some clown you haven't heard about, but trust me he was huge -> South African Elvis.

So today I was joking with another friend of mine on Skype, and I sent him an outlandishly bad clip from our childhood. A song. We do this from time to time - send each other cringeworthy shit.

So without further ado, here's the clip - Welcome to cringe land: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxOhoxCow0c

But I realised, this is the white knight bullshit we got raised on, possibly the worst, most gullible, pussy whipped song I can muster up.

This song might have sounded cute to church going ladies back in the day - who the fuck knows.

But by todays standards, post feminism, it's like he pulled out a pocket knife cut off his balls and eat them in front of the women.

https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Bles-Bridges/I-am-the-Eagle-You-re-the-Wind

Tell me that isn't the most cucked cringeworthy song you've ever come across in your travels.

Here are the lyrics for reference: