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[–]MacNicNac 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (2子コメント)

"not because of how you look but because of what you've done"

oh.

[–]mikeeteevee[🍰] 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I noticed she sort of had that going on too. So in my mind, she was prolly like 'eyes sometimes look in different directions sometimes brah, relax you're in good company'

[–]Ladygunshooter 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how she was about to say "Not because of the eye" but she caught herself. Great save on her part.

[–]OvercoatTurntable 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (7子コメント)

That's a very unfortunate eyeball.

[–]FunkyMark 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This seriously looks like an Always Sunny episode.

[–]ErOcK1986 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You will CALL HER!!!!!!!!

[–]Down4whiteTrash 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mad Eye Moody busted for Revenge Porn.

[–]dilirio25 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

rumor has it when he cries, tears run down his back

[–]salimai 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

This guy showed up in a thread on /r/portland to defend himself. He eventually deleted the comments, but not until the DA got them and used them in a motion to revoke his probation.

[–]Jockobutters 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Link?

[–]salimai 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Here's the thread. I was wrong - a lot of the comments are still there!

Edit: I posted the thread that mentions the DA using the comments, not the thread that he posted them in.

[–]WatchMySmoothie 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

what a complete dimwit. Why can't he see how dumb he is?

[–]oddfuture445 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably a little hard for him to focus

[–]ThisIsCreation 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Who is he talking to? Is it the interviewer or the police officer? or both?

[–]JerrySmithRnM 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why be an asshole dude, he didnt choose to look that way (no pun intended).

[–]Benemus 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's a really great and very subtle pun. It doesn't look at all artificially inserted in there.

[–]Scribble_Box 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Devil's advocate here! Back to you stan!

[–]JamZward 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah why you gotta be ragging on my eye, huh!?

[–]Asclepius333 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How does one get a "blown out eye"? Genuinely curious.

[–]astro_basterd 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cruel and Unusual Oregon Punishment Don't revenge porn!

[–]imata9 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude needs an eye patch real bad. I covered up the wonkey eye with my thumb and hes actually pretty handsome.

[–]FeenixOn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Came here for this. Handsome dude. Shame about the eye.

[–]gourdchicken 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What I heard:

"Some might say you look creepy as fuck."

"My eye..."

loud backpedaling at gaffe

"No, not that..."

[–]Roboticpanda27 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

He looks like Benedict Cumberbatch

[–]H1313303 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If what he's saying is true about her agreeing to make a porno & got paid for it then changed her mind, then I think he isn't as bad as people say he is

[–]thrillhou5e [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Right? Are we the only ones that were able to hear what he was saying instead of focusing on the eye? Can anyone explain the specifics of why he's being charged? Because it sounds like even the woman admitted that they agreed to make the videos for distribution. Then she decided after he had payed her for the work that she didn't want them distributed anymore and now he's in trouble for doing just what they agreed on.

[–]H1313303 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I can't find decent news sources,all I got us no names & Jezebel

[–]Remmsie 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Never trust a man who can't look you in the eye.

[–]FEZwithWhiteGirls 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He can look you in the eye. And someone elses too.

[–]AmorphousGamer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That makes him double trustworthy!

[–]downvote_me_moreYOLO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Must be evolutionarily advantageous to be able to have such a wide field of view.

[–]_Dexta_ 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Poker players hate him.

[–]BrokenDiscoBall 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read that in an infomercial voice and thoroughly cracked up. Thank you.

[–]Biggieholla 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that deputy jr. sheriffs badge just an unfortunately placed logo or was he wearing that pinned in his mugshot?

[–]Oldman1249 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

he should write a song about how does not do revenge porn

[–]JerrySmithRnM 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He didnt choose to look that way. (No pun intended)

[–]wolfman863 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glad the law didn't look the other way on this

[–]madafaku 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God! Look at me when you talk to me.

[–]asmr94 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

AYE THIS IS MY HOMETOWN

[–]snidetash420 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

EYE THIS IS NOT MY HOMETOWN

[–]VI-66 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One eye looking at you, and one eye looking for you.

[–]ThereAreThings -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Can someone explain what's wrong with his eyeball?

[–]FloydRosita 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

it points sideways

[–]Sherenphy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Strabismus. It sucks.

[–]cadenzo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's no way to fix that?

[–]preraphaelitegirl 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

yes but it's usually done very young, it's surgery to move the muscles. After a certain point it can't be fixed.

[–]mushroomwig 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What? People get corrective surgery all the time, a lot of people who had surgery as a child end up getting a second operation done later in life because it didn't last the first time due to development.

[–]ThereAreThings 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for this answer.