(cache) Go with God Noodles : Drama

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Private>PublicGo with God Noodles (self.Drama)

respaaaaaj が 1時間前投稿

Today I received what appears to be a suicide note from our beloved bad poster noodles.

As this is his favorite subreddit and the semi official discord is as loce as he has ever had to freinds, I feel it is only appropriate to share his farewell note with all of you. It reads-

"I've been a little out of it lately I've been abusing my mother's prescriptions lately after my grandma passed to cope with her memory, but some strange things have started happening. I can't stop having nightmares, nightmares about various animals consuming me in my sleep. To curb this I've started chronically masturbating to porn, but something about these dreams actually have started to turn me on and I can't get them out of my head. I can't stop thinking about these lovely nightmares and each time I do I get a little harder each time, but it's starting to overwhelm me. Whenever I'm in public I can't keep it soft and these animals... they stare, they know. I've been began to get these even stronger urges to secure these animals and well fuck them. It's not enough I need to return to the natural cycle of life I need these furry fuck creatures to do, so tomorrow I will execute my plan. Don't ask me how, don't ask me where, all you need to know is I will be gone ~With much love noodles"

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[–]Neon_needlesgives me asian fever [スコア非表示] 55分前 (0子コメント)

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示] 46分前 (3子コメント)

[–]Broot_Force [スコア非表示] 26分前 (2子コメント)

Riemann, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it.

I believe it has something to do with you being an /r/drama mod while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person.

My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other riemanns. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought.No, that's mindless zombies of the riemann kind. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.

Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulless riemanns cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the existing riemamns of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibly deadly misfortune inflicted upon them.

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示] 17分前 (0子コメント)

[–]Beele77 [スコア非表示] 11分前 (0子コメント)

Noodles, this is you.

http://sendvid.com/[Redacted]

That's you, Noodles. No matter what you try to say to me or anyone else, nothing done will top that. You don't have a 1-up on anyone. You can't. You've lost before the game even started.

I want everyone to watch that and see that this is guy that tried to step up to me. He had the audacity to think that he's better than me. He tries to "make up" for the fact that that's him with some stupid picture I took making myself look intentionally horrifying.

He thinks he's got one on me.

Ricky, you don't. Ricky, let me tell you exactly how things stand. Let's let the reality sink in.

You are on camera humiliating yourself for a non-existent girl. If you were smart at all, you'd realize that no girl would ever, EVER want or desire you, so you getting catfished should have been immediately obvious to you. But you're dumb. You put on a fucking dog collar, and you fucking masturbate while barking like a dog. And your technique is all fucked up to. What kind of masturbating is that? Look at him, everyone, he just sorts of pinches his dick tip and rubs it. That's not how you wack off. You're doing it all wrong Ricky. That isn't how you masturbate. Maybe it's because your is much bigger than your dick, i.e., you've got a tiny little noodle there and any way else is uncomfortable. But I think you're just so dumb you don't know how to jerk one off properly.

Look at your posture. You've got an incredibly feminine stance, you've got rather wide hips, and I've those tits are bigger than some I've seen on porn stars. Seriously, look at the way this guy stands, you'd think he was someone's bottom bitch. Hmm...

To top it all off, look at him cumming. He doesn't even have a proper squirt. It just sort of drools out, like slobber coming out of the side of a bulldog's cheek. It's so fucking pathetic.

Everything about you is pathetic and disgusting, Noodles. There's nothing in this video you'd ever be able to live down. You've lost. No matter how many insults you try to sling at anyone or what crappy joke you steal from someone else, the ultimate reality is that you're a barking, dick-pinching, effeminate curry nigger whose sole purpose in life is to entertain others by repeated folly. You'll never be a great troll, you'll never even be able to flame anyone worth a damn and not be completely and utterly shit on. There's no cyber Valhalla for you. There's no internet Elysium. Forever will you be known as the barking masturbator with a body a tranny would kill to have.

You can squirm all you like, Ricky. You can squirm and steal anyone's jokes, but you'll never be able to trump the comedy of errors that is your life, your personhood, your very essence.

You're fucked by design.