The next President of the United States is hiding something BIGLY. Here's what I know:

• In his medical records, there is no mention of a blood type. Coincidence? I think not.

• According to a HollywoodMeasurements page last updated in late 2013, Donald Trump is 6'2''. This happened before the campaign started, in which Trump claimed to be 6'3''. (See medical record.) What changed? He's 70 years old, at least that's what he says. People tend to stop growing before that.

• This is where I started to notice the pattern. Watch this video. He feels so much pleasure when the lights are off. Why?

• Now, please watch this video. This seemed to get to him. Why? Fuckface VON Clownstick? I think I know.

• THIS is the SMOKING GUN. I saw this on the internet. (Here on Reddit.) You can look it up: NO REFLECTION. Donald Trump is a vampire CONFIRMED!!111!!!!!1

I know you have a lot of questions and I'll address the obvious ones right now:

That last thing looks photo shopped.

No photoshop. No photoshop. You're the photoshop!

How does he go in the sunlight?

Look at his awful spray tan. He's clearly a naturally pale person, but why so much? He's also using it to cover his skin from the sun. Otherwise he would suddenly burst into flames. This is why he wears a toupee; his actual hair would catch fire constantly. It's a real safety hazard.

What the hell does his height have to do with this?

It shows his medical records to be very fake. There's also no mention of blood type, because vampires don't make their own blood.

Why do you question his age?

Vampires have long life spans. 70 years old is just ridiculous.

You're a fucking idiot. His birth certificate has been released. It says he was born in 1946 in New York.

Trump doesn't trust birth certificates. Is it because he knows how easy it is to forge one. Trump has a very clear history of projection.

Why did you mention the twitter war he had with Jon? It seems irrelevant.

Because VON is in a lot of vampire names. How do I know this name is related to the vampires? Trust me, I have helped 4chan investigations before. I know a clue when I see one.

I need more evidence. You're just some guy on the internet. Why should I trust you?

Until it is proven false, it could be true. Do you want a vampire to be president? I know I don't. You should trust me because the mainstream media is NOT talking about it. What are they hiding? Many of them are vampires too. How do I know this? The mainstream media isn't talking about it, are they? Here's my additional evidence.

• His anti-immigrant policies. I know what you're thinking, but hear me out. He wants less Mexican food in this country because it makes the blood of innocent people spicier. That's why he sent out his stupid Cinco De Mayo tweet. He's trying to hide this and he's not doing a good job.

• Donald J. Trump. It's it his name! J stands for José! He's clearly from Mexico! (I saw this on facebook. You can look it up.) He left because he didn't like the food.

• According to his medical records, his cardiac evaluation included a transthoracic echocardiogram. Trans? Gram? Obviously a cover for demon magic to transform all the blood in his body to the same type.

• Pussygrabbing. He can't resist the blood coming from women's wherevers. He used his vampire powers during the debate and that's how he KNEW she was bleeding out of her wherever. It bothered him so much, his performance tanked.

This is what I have uncovered. Please help in this investigation if you can. Article XII of the constitution explicitly prohibits Vampires from taking office.