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Could someone explain the entire Pizzagate situation? (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

DraceNines が 投稿

I've been hearing mentions of it in various places, and in light of recent events I'd like to learn where exactly this thing started and what the whole background of it is. All I know is that it's a ridiculous conspiracy theory, that the nutjobs on /pol/ started it, and that it has something to do with pedophilia.

Also, if that pinned video debunking pizzagate explains the situation in whole and doesn't require you to know the background of the conspiracy theory, just let me know and I'll delete this post and watch it.

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[–]Roook36 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

So from what I understand and, to be honest, I don't think the pizzagaters could even sort this shit out of asked:

Some of the leaked emails from Clinton or her buddies had a mention of someone ordering a cheese pizza from some place. If you take the first letters of those words they form CP. CP also stands for child porn. So, obviously, they weren't really ordering pizza. They were ordering up some child prostitutes from the pizza place (see, the pizza place keeps kids locked up in their basement)

There were also some emails about a new age hippy weird dinner thing that cooked with placentas or period blood. This is necromancy and proved Hillary gets her magical powers from child sacrifices. And her and her necromancer friends cast magical spells to hide the pizza places basement child sex ring from the cops.

IN COMES THE TRUE HEROES!! Redditors to the rescue! They start sending death threats and shit to the pizza place and hack the Yelp to let people know about what's going on in the nefarious pizza basement! But no one seems to care so...

What's a crazy asshole with a gun to do to save these poor kids from Hillary the Necromancer but go in and start shooting the place up?

We did it again, Reddit!

[–]DraceNines[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for helping out! And Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker, this is... something else. This is like the stuff I would make up with my friends to make fun of conspiracy theorists.

Isn't there also something about a guy with a private island and a fish on his hand or some shit, too?

[–]Katzeye 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, seriously. What happened?

[–]LoraRolla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What gets me is what was he shooting at. What did he "find out". Where there no children in the restaurant for him to accidently be shooting at?

[–]EggCouncil 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's what happens when you defund both education and mental healthcare.