For the past few years, I've been doing a lot of introspection, observation, and study to figure out girls. I know, I know, Al Bundy's wisdom is "don't try to understand girls, girls understand girls and they hate each other." And that's great for a laugh, but it just has not been satisfying enough to Me.

So I've been trying to come up with one word to describe them all, and I found it.

LAME.

In every sense of the word, that sums them up to a T for Me.

Not only is their behavior just flat-out unattractive with the way they act, the way they treat others, the things that they do, the things that they like, and the turds that fall out of their mouths that pass for words, but their bodies are lame as well.

It doesn't take much for them to become fat and disgusting, as they inevitably do.

they don't take care of their appearance.

their orifices are full of STDs.

they have physical flaws and disgusting habits.

And to top it all off, they are mentally retarded. Trying to treat them as spoiled children just isn't enough. Mentally. Retarded.

she contradicts herself all the time. she lies. she cheats. she steals. she doesn't give a fuck about truth, loyalty, or honor unless it provides some sort of temporary shelter from exposure. she gets away with anything her little heart desires.

she doesn't really want to be saved. she doesn't really want to be cured. she doesn't really want to be helped.

And I've known enough "hot girls" to know that they are all fundamentally the same from the HB1 at the bottom to the HB9 at the top:

LAME.

Lame as in "sick," lame as in "broken," lame as in "feeble," lame as in "uncool," lame as in "loser" (thanks Hillary), lame as in "a waste of time and effort."

How about You? If there were one word You had to describe girls, what would it be?