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[–]TrimHer 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

You had Aces full and I had Kings full? I demand Aces low!

[–]Tokelow 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Liberal Logic - The lottery didn't pick my numbers. I'm gonna riot in major cities until they give me the money I deserve !

[–]RainMaker27 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

This! Normies and Lefties... wait for it...

BTFO!!!!!!

[–]another-reddit-guy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's hilarious is that he probably didn't even buy a ticket.

[–]Wise_BattaDC 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just need $1 million to buy enough tickets to win.. Uh oh my statistician just called me. It's actually $8 million.. Looks like we raised $8 million but it's actually $12 million we need

[–]Danomyte 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's pretty sad when your election can be compared to a lottery.

[–]Danjour 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, I was wondering where this viewpoint came from?

[–]FeaturinglouonkazooIL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A lot of liberals didn't vote, it's pretty much a lottery when you don't even participate.

[–]rm_-rf_slashstarCA 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is that Rubio?

[–]snowflake-feefeesUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what I thought when i saw the thumbnail!

[–]OMG_FAIL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rubio is a little shorter than that

[–]Barshki 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tickets should be $1 each and everyone wins $1!

[–]heyheyitsteyteyFL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

QUICK PICK


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[–]GrizzlyLeather 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to raise the minimum wage to $15ph so all the high schoolers and drop outs can buy more lottery tickets.

[–]trumpvandelay 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Perfect photo, considering Tobey is one of the biggest, beta-male, cuck, clinton supporters and his Spiderman movies sucked donkey dong.

[–]dlanod_eht 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, that is how the lottery works. They do keep picking new numbers each time . . . .

[–]TonyVilla89TX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Winning the Lottery is done strictly by chance.

Elections are not a game of chance. Trump had to work hard for those numbers and we went out and made those numbers real. We won by effort! And we won the electoral votes BIG LEAGUE!

[–]donahld 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey bois, I have a cuckold festish, but I voted TRUMP, am I allowed in?

[–]killzonemode 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a transmorphic-nonbinary-cheesewallop, and I demand larger representation.