No.388
Intresting animals?
Pic related
Dolphin
No.393
Contributing - Harbour Porpoise
No.394
Contributing - Orca
No.395
Contributing - Orca
No.396
I've also got a guy fucking a monitor lizard, and a guy getting deepthroated by a snake.
They're in WMV tho'. I guess I could zip them.
No.398
>>396The snake one is kinda rough on the snake, but I'm interested in seeing the lizard one.
No.399
>>396Gonna need both of those vids
No.400
>>396there must be some way to convert them.
No.411
http://www.furry.org.au/kangaroos/breeding/male-genitalia.htmlKangaroos have pretty crazy genitals. I especially love that debris on the tip, it makes it all the more primal and dirty. One day I'm going to hire some women who're willing to have sex with animals and go to the Australian outback to train a kangaroo to fuck them.
No.417
>>399>>400>>398Sorry guys, I've lost my monitor lizard vid. I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, have a guy getting deepthroated by a snake, and an alligator getting fucked in the slit.
Anonymous delivers.
http://www.filedropper.com/ofscales No.422
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Getting you your monitor lizard pr0nz is going to impossible, guys. Sorry. I'm 5,000miles away from where it's stored.
Pic unrelated.
No.425
>>422I have this. I don't know where the hell I put the video… o.O
No.445
>>425Oh shit, i saw that, like, fucking AGES ago on something like porntube or something.
I didn't have a converter to save it with at the time though.
Would love to see it in full again, and the monitor certainly didn't look distressed in the least.
No.446
>>445I've found it:
https://mega.co.nz/#!j1gShaII!BwMFeln8WBxOJM-EuoBfzxFeNUFkg2ySPaeV6Yc3_6EThat reptile is definitely alive and can claw the shit out of you if you make any harm on her. So I think there wasn't any 'rape' in that short video.
No.447
>>417That poor fucking snake, wtf is wrong with people.
No.452
>>446Using the filename I was able to re-find where it was stored - thankyou!
I have a second video from that person. Here. Spoiler: it's worse, grainy, and too close-up, but it's something. "Lizard2full" is indeed the better of the two.
https://mega.co.nz/#!F1xD1bxI!EllPsrmAEw2RdKFB-l0XpwzOfkguLxxgv42kXjtKjBA>>447Can't hear you over the sound of the snake's gag reflex o wait
No.462
>>411Kangaroos have some crazy genitals indeed.
Supposedly it feels like fucking a suction cup.
And they have 3 vaginal canals connected to the same cunt.
No.472
>>462I KNEW someone would have had to tap one of them. Nice find.
No.473
>>462OK Folks! From that moment, we only have to see someone doing a lioness and we have seen everything :)
No.483
>>473I'll mail a contact, see what I can do.
No.485
>>483OK fellow feline-lover! Thank you for your effort!
I just want to know, this is out there, there are guys/men doing it. If there would be only a clear picture about someone actually penetrate a lioness... I would be glad.
But of course a video would be the Holy Grail itself for me *winks* =-.^=
No.513
>>483Any new about that contact?
No.525
>>513Nada, nothing yet; so have some more cetaceans.
No.529
any chance i can get a higer quality version of the kangaroo?
No.532
>>513We couldn't find anything. It seems lions are more popular... and easier, too, by virtue of gender; there's probably a correlation.
Anyway. Have a consolation gif.
No.556
>>425so thats why DouchebagChocolat loves his iguana so much
No.572
Postin' some males for us faggots; hoping to see some new contributors. If you got it, flaunt it.
No.881
No.909
>>532that gif made me d'aww so hard.
No.942
>>532>that left giffuck i need to see someone get it in a leopard or a lion
No.945
No.950
Bump the board
No.993
>>417anyone got another link to this vid?
No.1032
This is the best thread on /zoo/ right now. Dogs and mares are all over the place.
>>417Someone oughta convert that snake one to webm and post it.
No.1064
No.1235
No.1278
>>388need to see some dolphin porn. I've yet to really see any
No.1279
>>1278There's not much new stuff since dolph stopped making vids...
No.1282
Anyone have any good trackers or webpages that are decent sources to visit for unusual species?
No.1286
I want to shit inside a dolphin's vagina
No.1338
Is jizzing on a mouse considered interesting?
No.1339
>>1338It would be sexy and cute
No.1358
>>1310
"Mom, what's that man doing to that dolphin?"
No.1390
>>1358Nothing - that photo is a shoop. Sorry.
This pic, tho? Frame from a secret video, and pretty real. The couple who facilitated it submitted it as proof that the wife fucked a 'phin, but they're hiding the video. Anyone got it?
No.1399
>>417would anyone have that snake one? if so please share
No.1442
No.1458
No.1459
>>1458Hi, there! Resident 'that guy' here, allow me to adjust my fedora so I can smugly say:
'Bees are insects, not animals'
With my large and unchecked ego warmed up, I can tip my fedora and walk away with my MLP cape in the wind
No.1469
>>1459arthropods are in the animal kingdom, and insects are a subtype of arthropod.
No.1473
No.1499
>>1473Eww no, I'm a zoo but even I wouldn't fuck a she boon.
I love birds, can we get some cloaca up in this b?
No.1501
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>>1499absolutely not
yes please No.1508
>>1501>Both bald eagles>Favourite birdFREEDOM MOTHERFUCKER
Thanks mate.
No.1567
No.1570
Added to my sea animal collection, here's some in return.
No.1572
>>1571and there is plenty more beyond these
No.1620
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No.1923
No.2109
>>425Is the lizard gonna die?
No.2110
>>462Screw a fucking kangaroo, literally lol
No.2134
>>532oh, god, i need a cheetah... where the spoiler ends looks like s/he's kissing the human. god, that exact gif has been a fantasy of mine since i was 16 (though with a tigress instead of a cheetah). thanks a bunch, sixlav.. awesome gif.
No.2135
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL_iF2u1XBk
No.2381
>>1459
>2015
>Not being a arborphile
No.2459
No.2496
>>417
snake one sounds like something id like to see, could you post again?
No.2501
>>2496
Sure thing - anon delivers, right?
http://puu.sh/hBRCn.mp4
No.2502
Actually, if someone wants to teach me How To Webm, I'll webm all my shit.
No.2506
>>2502
I would use http://www.freemake.com/
this one. Easy, fast can convert to webm and you can edit the video length/size also.
No.2508
>>2507
That's fucked up, dude. Snake was swallowing a rat (you can see its tail on the bottom) and the guy stuck his dick in there. Why the fuck would you do that
No.2509
>>2508
I'm not surprised, snake owners are generally not quite right in the head
No.2511
>>2507
>>2508
Well...I found it way hotter than I should've...
No.2514
>>2509
can confirm. i used to have a little corn snake and i'd stick her in my dickhole several inches tail first while fapping, and sometimes swallow about a foot of her, also tail first.
No.2515
>>2514
The fuck is wrong with you?
No.2518
>>2508
What's wrong with it? The snake was not forced, no harm had been done. But sure mods deleted the message... just because.
>>2515
I need a sequel for this :D
No.2519
>>2518
When snakes swallow food, it's one way only. Their teeth curve backwards so food can only go down. Once they start swallowing, it's very difficult for them to do anything but keep the food moving down. If the snake hadn't wanted to have its mouth on his dick, it probably couldn't do anything about it anyway. They just try to keep swallowing because they're not physically designed to do anything else. If the snake got too stressed it could also try to regurgitate the rat, and if the guy's dick was still there, there wouldn't be a way to do that and it'd get stuck, which would be very dangerous for the snake. Regurgitation in general, even with no dick involved, is dangerous for snakes. They can get so stressed they actually get very sick or even die.
Not hating or anything here, like whatever you like, I'm just saying I've seen two videos like this with snakes and it's always very iffy to me since I know how snakes work when they're swallowing food. The potential for harm seems very high to me and the snake can't really opt out if it wants to.
No.2522
>>2515
WHOA, where did you get these?
No.2533
Hoping there is a video to this! *In Love*
No.2539
>>2530
Fucking lolius maximus at the filenames.
Pics are hot though.
No.2861
anyone got that vid of the sea lion being fingered? saw it on motherless a while back when they still had this stuff. Also saw it somewhere else but i cant remember where
No.2881
>>2861
Yes.
First time I've done a webm conversion, so let me know if I've done something horribly wrong.
No.2888
>>2881
U da man
Based anon, this is what you call a job well done!
No.2927
No.2961
>>2530
>>2514
Be careful snake scales come off and can infect you when inserted
>>2881
Hnnng why are our aquatic mammalian brethren so cute and fuckable, we are definitely supposed to be closer
No.2985
Considering that ferrets are the third most common pet out there, I'm surprised there's so little zoo stuff involving them. I've heard that there's a video of a ferret fucking a guy's urethra but I've never seen it.
No.2996
>>2985
I agree. They've got inquisitive tongues that feel great and they love the taste of cum. Never did anything beyond that with em though.
No.3000
>>2985
i've seen that pic but i think that was a racoon, because i've only ever seen it posted along with that set where it looks like they coon is trying to suck they guy off.
No.3001
>>2996
*Rabies intensifies*
Seriously, ferrets like to bite don't they? Still, I did not know they were the 3rd most common, thought it would be fish or something.
>>3000
Dead coon :( somebody deducted that it was dead, but nice trips
No.3007
>>3001
You can train 'em out of it like you would a cat or dog. I'm not saying stick your dong in the pet-shop enclosure or anything, but like any pet, once you know the guy well enough, you can work from there.
No.3008
>>3007
That. Also they have rabies vaccines for ferrets, which is why they're legal pets most places now (wasn't true until the '80s or so).
When it comes to their reproductive parts ferrets really don't care about anything unless it's rutting season (males go into the season along with females) and a ferret of the opposite gender is around. That and mating is...I wouldn't say "violent" but it's not exactly sensual and delightful for both parties either. So I never bothered messing around with privates much.
No.3021
>>473
What about apes and humans?
>inb4 nignogs
No.3037
>>3021
The pillow pussies are made to be pounded, I'd love my own fuck monkey
No.3044
>>3000
>>3001
You're thinking of the xcoon series, considering there are photos of the coon alive in the guys place and the coon licking cock I still doubt that it's a dead coon. Still, it's cock isn't as red and swollen as a typical coon's cock.
Have more ferret.
No.3047
>>3037
Speaking of big swollen pussies, have some ferret jill in heat.
No.3113
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No.3186
>>3133
Lovin' that filthy rear.
No.3221
>>1458
what the fuck does one even put into a queen bee?
No.3267
>>2881
I would
I'd smooch a trail of kisses down her belly and make out with her pussy
I'd hug her blubbery body and make love to her
I'd call her the next day
No.3268
Anyone have anything of hyenas?
No.3292
No.3293
>>3268
Some artist on FA emailed that hyena place in Texas for "reference" photos of hyenas and got some good pics. But he won't share.QQ
No.3296
>>3047
Wow she is quite ready
No.3297
>>3037
Bonobo's are fuck apes extreme. they don't have the violent streak chimps do because their society vents frustrations through sex instead of fighting.
No.3298
>>3047
>>3048
Looks like you could use a small instrument to get her 'rocks off'.
I suppose the main issue is ensuring she doesn't get stuck in heat.
No.3316
No.3368
>>3297
I want a female to ride me
No.3400
>>1458
god damn i just watched a bee get fucked
No.3549
>>2501
I've always wanted to see the snake video to see what people are talking about, but the video either gets taken down or is corrupted.
Any chance of it getting posted again?
No.3656
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No.4339
So thanks to another dolphin thread elsewhere, I learned something new today;
"In certain dolphin species, namely Bottlenose, female vaginal tracts secrete an organic chemical while mating that allow a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations"
http://namsla.wikidot.com/dolphin-vagina
Now, why the hell has this not been "studied" more in depth by big pharma?
No.4385
>>4339
>why the hell has this not been "studied" more in depth by big pharma?
because it's bullshit?
No.4394
>>4339
sadly
>>4385
Has a point. There's no reason for dolphins to have a "continuous ejaculation" aspect of mating when the original design seems to be "get it done ASAP".
They are surrounded by potential predators after all.
No.4395
>>4339
Apply the 'too good to be true' rule, guv'nah.
In the meantime, some more males, anyone?
No.4437
>>462
Hot, I've always wondered about 'roos.
Shame you can't see a bit more of the animal.
Does anybody have any more kangaroo stuff?
No.4445
>>4339
>mfw I'm the one who made that page on that wiki as a joke
No.4875
No.4915
it's like he's thinking "it ain't gonna suck itself"
No.5275
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No.5353
How can people still don't like them!
No.5369
No.5378
>>5353
dat shark pussy nigga
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No.6131
>>2996
Jesus christ that cock looks awful.
Guess they just said fuck it and took a steak knife to it.
No.6179
No.6560
does anyone have a good pic of deer? i don't want to see bestiality sex, just a clear photo of what the region looks like
No.6563
>>6560
There are some over here >>989
No.6577
>>6549
...is that chocolate syrup?
No.6578
Anybody knows why I get this error every time I try to post a photo larger than few hundred kb from TOR?
"The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, 8chan might be experiencing issues right now -- please try your post again later. Error information: "
No.6579
>>6578
Posting pics and vids from TOR is forbidden across 8ch to avoid CP. While you are named 'Anonymous' without being connected to TOR, your IP is logged though. Use a VPN if you want to post something on 8ch.
No.6580
>>6579
It isn't disabled site wide. Board owners can enable/disable uploading images from Tor with a setting. I don't know how it is on this board.
If it fucks up because it's disabled you get a message telling you.
If it gives some other weird error, try New Identity in Tor browser. Happens but I've uploaded webms somewhere on this site before.
No.6656
Any good onion sites for this?
No.6697
someone want to repost that snake deepthroat vid?
No.6791
>>5353
Damn, both shark pussy and shark dick look fucking delicious. If I weren't too afraid to go near one, I'd totally let one do me.
No.6792
>>6791
neat fact: Might depend on the species of shark, but from what I've seen they flare like a horse.
No.6882
Thought this was interesting, as I've never seen a video with actual tapir penetration.
No.7311
>>6882
jesus that giggling... you arent fooling anyone mate. At least be kind enough to share the pullout and not keep it in your own private wankbank.
normies filming animal matings like this is the biggest load of warm salty hypocrisy I can think of.
No.7862
I recall seeing this video a long time ago of these two dolphins, I believe they were in the Red Sea? Idk but the male phin was jammin' his rostrum all up in the female, buzzing as loud as he could and she was obviously enjoying it tremendously, and I can't find it again for the life of me. Anyone remember ever seeing anything like this, or more importantly, could provide a link to it?
No.7944
>>7862
Hey buddy. I know the vid and where I might've stored it. Gimme a few days.
No.7945
>>7862
Sorry bud. Found the cache quicker than expected; it was an old one I hadn't been to in a while. Looks like our netadmin took down a few choice videos (read: a LOT of them, fuck) and that one was included in the 'gone' pile.
May these attachments serve as penance.
No.7952
>>2530
Where's that video of a dude fucking a snake's pussy?
No.7953
>>7952
snakes don't have a pussy
No.7958
>>7952
it got removed, grab it from http://puu.sh/lC7Vu.webm while i'm not banned
>>7953
>i sure showed him
No.7989
>>7958
Is posting the webm on /zoo/ not allowed?
No.8006
>>7989
iunno, mods haven't let a single snake webm stay uploaded
>inb4 'snake stuff is always abuse', isn't that sweeping logic anathema to all zoophilic stuff?
No.8007
>>8006
keep in mind we got a new mod a few months ago.
No.8017
>>8006
a reptilian/avian cloaca isn't structured to accommodate thrusting. or large penis size.
have you seen the size of reptilian or avian penis?
there are exceptions like the ostrich, but its still a cloaca and not a vagina/rectum.
if you were to slowly insert your penis and not move for 20 minutes then fine.
but chances are thats not going to happen. and chances are you will hurt/kill the animal.
so this isn't zoophilia. its bestiality at best and sadism at worst.
>>8013
>risk of penetrating its internal organs. I know this from experience
>>8014
>Keep in mind that penetration is always uncomfortable for poultry
>Expect lots of spasms as you fit yourself inside
>lots of frantic clucking
>I killed some of them this way
No.8024
>>8017
>a reptilian/avian cloaca isn't structured to accommodate thrusting
While true, still it will not necessarily harm the animal. So "cloaca is always abuse/sadism" is not true, and i think those vids should be treated on a case-by-case basis.
No.8044
>>8024
Emus aren't that hard to find and I probably will get that species before trying. Thank you for the caution about the turkeys.
No.8056
>>8017
The issue with birds isn't that they aren't meant to accommodate thrusting, it's that they're not really meant to accommodate penetration at all.
No.8062
>>8056
oh yeah?
(you are right for the most birds though)
Also, even though emus have phalluses, in the internet guides it is said that one must not insert finger in the cloaca when sexing chicks as it could injure the bird.
No.8065
Are there any videos of guy fucking a dolphin?
No.8066
>>7945
Dang. :/ Thx for trying though.
No.8068
>>8062
>Also, even though emus have phalluses, in the >internet guides it is said that one must not insert >finger in the cloaca when sexing chicks as it >could injure the bird.
Could it just possibly be because the chicks have cloacas that are very tiny while the adult bird has a cloaca as big as the entire chick?
No.8079
Anyone have any good movies of folk using toys on 'phins?
No.8088
>>7311
"normies filming animal matings like this is the biggest load of warm salty hypocrisy I can think of."
I find people laughing at animals having sex is weird. Do they laugh at people having sex? Do they consider pornography to be comedy?
No.8116
Can anyone tell me what dolphin vag is like? You hear all these different things and I don't know anyone personally that has.
No.8136
>>8088
People laugh because the alternative is taking it seriously, and then everyone else will mistake them for actually enjoying it. Same reason why everyone laughs at gay sex jokes. If you don't laugh, it means you're a goddamn faggot.
No.8138
>>8017
don't get me wrong, bud, fuckin' something small be it bird or reptile carries high risk. I get that.
I'm just sayin' "always abuse" is dumb. Sweeping logic is dumb. We're a fairly small community of people, dealing with a limited amount of content, and we can afford to judge case-by-case.
No.8140
>>8079
>>8065
I hear Dolph had some shit. Twelve videos or something, in the hands of a small private group. Thanks to a leak we got the blowjob video that we all know and love but BECAUSE of the leak, a lot of that stuff got deleted and hidden.
You hear stories though. Dolphins doing their powerthrusting, skimming across the water, with a guy clinging to the underneath goin' "WOOO"...
I doubt we'll ever see that kind of thing until fresh content is made. Don't get your hopes up for some miraculous release of the old fabled stuff.
No.8234
>>8140
Do you know of any good deep-web sites for zoo stuff?
No.8253
No.8257
>>8253
Are there any god-awful ones?
No.8291
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No.8336
>>1390
Love to see video or some pics of this woman an phin.
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No.8955
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No.9016
Have a dickpic salvaged from a source that vanished long ago.
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No.9819
>>9016
THANKYOU BROTHER
That resource you're talking about... there's only a few souls on the internet who had it, and even fewer still who still have any of it.
I never saw inside it, and quality like this is phenomenal. ;w; I weep for what was lost6
No.10480
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZTZNRGaL10
No.10486
>>10480
AMAZING, would love to see it nice and close up!
No.10487
>>6560
found this on flickr a bit back
No.10497
>>10480
Damn you can actually see him cum.
Someone know how to rip this? Full video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmcSIeLLwbc
Preferably without the awful audio.
No.10950
Have anyone some video witch dolphin ?
No.11021
So the guide on how to have sex with dolphins says you shouldn't do passive anal sex with male dolphins because they cum too hard. Any comments?
No.11022
>>11021
The "dolphins cum with the pressure of a water jet cutter" meme is bullshit.
They'll still fuck you up real good simply by thrusting. You gotta be able to take a stallion to even think about it.
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No.11848
>>1459
This is weeks old but it irked me so hard I need to say something
Insects are animals you fucking uneducated fuck twat whore.
That is all.
No.11930
No.12106
>>10497
Might I suggest entering that URL into "http://www.keepvid.com/"? You can download video-only if you prefer. Do be warned: the "MP4" files aren't really MP4 files. Rather, they are DASH. If you use something like VLC, that probably won't matter, but Apple iTunes/QuickTime does not support DASH files (correct me if I'm wrong).
No.12294
>>532
Hoooly... i think my heart skipped a beat when I saw that gif, i don't know what would i give for a, well, a bit more explicit version. Hm, this makes me wonder, can a female cheetah accommodate human member?
No.12296
>>446
Damn, it says its no longer available :(
No.12907
>>1459
>Bees are insects, not animals
N i g g a
No.12972
>>12294
Sadly i dont think human could fit inside a female cheetah, but if that guy let that cheetah ride him while he was naked, oh man, mine imagination would fill in the missing parts ;)
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No.13940
Anyone can find videos about men having sex with female dolphins.
No.13958
>>532
Gonna upgrade that gif to a webm
No.13959
>>13645
How the hell does that site even work? All it did was roundabout me to several different sites.
No.13960
>>13940
You're speaking of the holy grail.
Many men claim to have seen it, but no one will ever share it.
No.14192
I've seen several videos of guys fucking snakes, but for some reason none of them wanted to cum inside them, that would be hot as fuck, cum inside and let the cum leak out>>2515
No.14234
Imagine riding a walrus, cowgirl style. That big meaty dick in your ass.
No.14237
>>14234
Thats nice to hear about walruses, but why are you posting nudes of Jamie Hyneman?
No.14241
That cheetah gif is so fucking cute
No.14293
Please tell me that someone has footage of shark on human; make my day!
No.14297
>>14234
any vid's of them cumming or anything? I've never been attracted to an ocean animal till now lol
No.14356
>>14297
There is one of a walrus in a zoo sucking himself off. Don't know if it's to completion.
>>14237
lawdy
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Anyone got any Dewgong images? Rumor is that their vag is the closest to humans.
No.14687
>tfw you will never ever have a dolphin lover
No.14721
>>14356
Remember that gif of that giraffe frenching that guy (in front of his girlfriend no less)?
No.14723
>>14710
That pussy is insanely wide open. Are you sure that a human hasn't been in it?
No.14726
>>1064
I know this was posted long ago but does anyone know if there's sauce for this pic? I really want to know if a higher resolution of it exists.
No.15045
No.15172
You do not have videos and / or images of men having sex with female dolphins.
No.15978
No.16018
>>417
>not a guy deepthroating a snake
No.16040
>>16018
i want to see a guy swallowing a snake
No.16069
>>13958
That is hot as fuck
No.16086
>>15172
I do, but y'all aint seeing shit as I dont want be lynched
No.16089
>>16086
Friendly Neighborhood Dolphinhumper?!
No.16098
>>16086
Who has stuff?
>I do but I can't post it.
Burden of proof.
No.16103
>>16086
Sure. So you saying you won't share what you have, but you shared a "nothing special" picture as a proof that you have something... You know the saying: Pic/Vid or didn't happened... post something valuable then we will worship you! :)
No.16117
>>16086
even a screenshot of a dude fucking a dolphin with no face would be amazing new content. doesn't have to be a whole video.
No.16118
>>16086
>>16086
Link the source of this picture please
No.16119
>>16103
Honestly, I just wanna see a phin hump a toy with good closeups to the penetration
No.16120
>>16117
Also this won't work. I'm not the burden of proof motherfucker but marine biologists can identify dolphins using only the fluke.
Suffice to say they probably can identify these critters easily...
No.16121
>>16120
Still if you have nothing to show you shouldn't even start talking about it, because without proofs your words worth nothing. It should be obvious i think.
No.16122
>>16121
Half the time I assume its just folk who say they have stuff just to troll us.
Still gonna be watching this tread for weeks now as I have a mental illness that makes me want to marry a dolphin.
No.16123
>>16120
then crop only some dick in some dolphin puss I don't fucking care, anything to prove this even exists is all we care about.
No.16182
>>16120
so blur out their fucking flukes like you would your own face
No.16191
>>16182
Dudes gone, clearly he had nothing.. Here's some new dolphin pussy tho.
No.16197
>>16086
Ok, bro. You know Dolph doesn't work there anymore? The park closed down. He's not even in that country anymore. Many of the dolphins are dead and the rest have been transferred. What's the point of being secretive? What's even the point of claiming to have material if you're not even going to show it?
No.16202
>>16197
He was obviously just a troll. Like few months ago the guy on another forum who told everyone he had sex with a lioness and he has pictures and videos. Of course he was as fake my smile when he posted a picture about the lioness... from catlcollection page and despite I offered him 1000$ for a video with penetration he backed up saying don't because of "privacy and stuffs".
No.16211
>>16182
I was never that guy.
However, I don't think folk have what I have. It's not much but it's a small clip of a dolphin fem jilling off in a small test tube how it looks.
Is very vigorous. If someone can tell me how to safely transfer files anonymously I'll put it up. I just don't know how to share safe. I'd do so when I get home from work as a sign of good faith that we can share stuff on this site safely. Hopefully, bartering attention from more folk to do the same.
No.16250
>>16211
upload it to mega (DOT) nz
It doesn't require the creation of an account to upload and share files and is used for a lot of pirated movies and shit.
No.16260
>>16250
https://mega.nz/#fm/rJlzkJxY
This is the only thing I haven't seen posted around here.
Lemme know if/when I need to reup
Pass: dolphin77shoe
No.16261
No.16262
>>16261
You need to right click the file, click get link, link with key, then paste that link.
No.16263
>>16260
>>16261
Not seeing anything, just an empty cloud drive.
But maybe I'm doing it wrong.
No.16264
>>16263
Yeah, I must be doing something wrong. Everytime I click the links it just redirects me to my storage cloud. Not really to familiar with mega, had to create an account right before trying. Any suggestions?
Thanks in advance for the uploads though
No.16265
No.16266
>>16265
okay god fucking dammit one second
No.16267
>>16266
You have to click include key at the bottom of the pop up
No.16268
No.16269
>>16268
That link works.
Mega is probably the most confusing site to upload to.
No.16272
>>16268
Can confirm, it is absolutely beautiful. I never thought i would ever see that, but here it is.
No.16273
>>16197
Dolphs Park is not closed down - check your facts - Dolphin in pic is still very much alive and actively performing, people are still alive and I would lose my job. when all involved are dead then i'll release.
No.16274
>>16272
that's why I said if anyone has any dolphins with toys that would probably be the best
No.16275
>>16273
Worse than Half Life 3.
No.16279
>>16273
Isn't it? Dolph quit his job, the people there during the off-season stopped coming,and the main males were poisoned right when Switzerland decided to stop transferring male dolphins to other parks in order to phase out their captive breeding program.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140362/Connyland-zoo-Two-dead-dolphins-killed-heroin-substitute.html
No.16281
>>16268
Wow. Wonderful. Had one or two of the videos already, but this was perfect.
You are amazing.
No.16282
>>16268
GL? That you?
It's KR.
Hit me up.
No.16288
>>16282
Not that individual.
GL apparently was leaked, or leaked his own stuff.
No.16336
>>16268
H...huh.
I've seen some of the common dolph's stuff but not these ones. Thank you! I mean, really, THANK YOU!
No.16341
>>16268
Sweet mother of God...
No.16343
>>16268
Agreed with others. This is the best release of new material since the BJ video
No.16347
>>16336
>>16341
>>16343
I forgot where I found it too.
No worries though, everything I've ever saved is also on separate memory so even if my HDD gets wiped by some freak accident I can still eventually reup.
Fuck the "innocent".
No.16353
>>1458
Not my best fap but it made me hard and i came, i came and im proud :'^)
No.16354
>>16353
>implying that isn't an easy fap
insects would probably be more intense than a dog in heat if they were larger
No.16357
>>16356
Oh, and here is the thread they're from. PhantomHound and Tegs answer a few questions. A pretty fascinating read, since the images in question lend credibility.
https://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-102775.html
No.16680
>>16279
Dolphins were shipped out but the sealions are still there ..along with the people he worked with.
After dolph was fired they got in a 2 bit mexican asshole who manged to kill 5 dolphins in 2 years, along with a calf or two -thats when the govt stepped in and told them 'no more dolphins' the owners of the park are 2 of the slimiest assholes you could ever meet. they sold the dolphins to a park in the dominican republic. you werent there, you dont know shit. Imagine seeing your loves being killed by an ignorant asshole.
No.16684
>>16191
Dead? By sand grains i guess it's on the beach.
>>16279
>>16680
yeah... by now i heard enough different stories about dolph to make a book.
But well, he indeed was a some kind of robin hood of the zoophile world.
No.16692
I've often wondered if the Dolph making these videos is the same Dolph I knew on the 'Isles of Diversity' MUCK back near the turn of the century, but I guess I never really talked to him enough to know anything like that, or maybe I just don't remember.
No.16695
>>16684
Not dead. shallow water.
No.16706
>>16692
Very likey. He's a furry.
No.16965
>>16191
omg. Is this part of a collection? if so please post more <3
No.16980
>>16977
>>16978
Where are these from?
No.16981
Looks like a beached dead dolphin to me.
No.16989
>>16981
Agreed. Looks like slight decomposition too.
No.17000
>>16980
From Twitter.
He fuck beached melon-headed whale.
No.17001
By the way, please someone upload again >>1625 video.
Really please...!
No.17003
>>17001
I don't understand what video you mean. The posts 16260,16261 and 16265 are mistakes, he then uploaded the video in >>16268 and it's still there
No.17005
>>17000
Please post the twitter link if it's still exists.I would like to know more about this!
No.17219
>>1338
Artificially inseminating a female ferret with human cum.
No.17247
No.17253
>>17219
thats kind of hot.. human sperm injection
No.17404
I have no idea where this picture is from, someone sent it to me. Weird HDR effect, but this Otter's well endowed.
No.17516
would love to see a female dolphin fucked? (video) by a human guy
No.17527
>>17516
You and every delphinophile ever. As far as anyone is aware such a video doesn’t exist. And if it did it would most likely be locked in some dolphin trainers encrypted HDD and would most likely be taken on some shitty low-end underwater camera, in some cheap shitty dry housing, being shot at night with inferred and being filmed by the single person doing said fucking.
TLDR if it exists, it’s going to be a terribly made video and most likely not worth anything.
No.17544
>>17527
I own an 85 acre coastal property in rural Northern Territory, AUS. Looking for someone to housesit for me Jan-March 2017. Dolphins visit almost every day, fun to play with - they're used to penetrating and getting penetrated. No neighbors or main roads within binoculars' distance. I'd pay for utilities but you cover your own travel and food expenses. Any takers?
No.17545
Pics/vid or didnt happen.
No.17556
>>16268
Can someone please re-share? Link is dead.
No.17572
No.17578
No.17624
>>17544
I would love that... but I'm in the USA.
No.17645
>>17624
i would also love that, if it wasn't bullshit.
No.17658
>>17645
We must find a way to make the dolphin sex hotel dream come true!
No.17661
>>17658
maybe one day we can make all sexy dreams come true. hell I feel like I've got a good 60+ years left in me, that's assuming all the advancements in gene therapy, regenerative medicine, life extension and googles whole end ageing branch of the company ect doesn't lead into the whole biological immortality thing before I croke. They better have some pretty immersive VR by then.
No.17662
because im pretty sure i ant going to be tapping any of that sweet phin puss anytime soon, not real anyways.
No.17677
>>17661
A cursed species thinks living forever isn't a curse itself.
No.17681
>>17661
If immortality is ever discovered, it's not going to be YOU who gets access. It's going to be the rich, the powerful, the elite, the politicians, the business owners, the celebrities. They'll all advance to Godhood, and the poor will continue to starve in the streets.
No.17687
>>17681
Right, because its not like the world outside of the US has healthcare that would highly favor cures over treatments, they would rather pay to replace a heart them deal with a lifetime of meds, they would rather cure diabetes then spend a life time paying for your insulin ,syringes ,constant dr visits ect not to mention the cost savings if things like lower productivity, loss of skilled workforce and other age related costs if ageing no longer brought the same biological degradation to the body. The average person may not be the first to get these therepys but the overall cost savings of stopping ageing will be more than enough for governments with public based health care to invest in bringing the technology to their citizens, not to mention the countless nonprofits who would jump on this type of tech, just looks at cancer and aids research a large amount of that is from nonprofits who want to not only create said cures but make then available to as many people as possible. If you tell someone it is not technically feasible to prevent their love ones or themselves from not only dyeing but potentially preventing all the major ailments of old age I guarantee you we will see a whole new sector of nonprofits pop up overnight.
The cost of gene sequencing and gene therapy is plummeting, and machine learning is already starting to offer better then human diagnostics then humans on radiographs and other diagnostics, hell I work in the health care field as a lab tech and almost every year we get invited to some free dinner at a fancy hotel so some company can tell us about their new machine that replaces 3 of our old ones or is set to completely replace the manual urinalysis with an automatic reader that not only is faster but more accurate and cheaper than having a technician assigned to job, it will do to manual UA what the CBC machine did to manual differentials, it went from something that took 10-20 minutes to do, to around 2 minutes in the machine, no longer do you have to sit there and manually count red blood cells on a slide, same with blood chemistry we got a machine the size of a toaster a few years ago that replaced an entire 3 shelfs of equipment and reagents. automation is going to continue to lower the cost of health care, hell even outside of the healthcare industry, they are running stories right now about how Iceland I think it was is adding self-driving busses, there was a story recently about how google is planning on replacing the truck driver for freight completely within 10 years.
Technology is constantly raising the bar for healthcare while lowering the cost, the speed of this effect is actually getting faster and with the advent of technology like CRISPR, machine learning, and if google can actually crack the quantum computer it would completely revolutionize pharmacology/biochemistry (among other things) ect just now coming into existence I'm sure that in 60 years well have a lot to show for it.
No.17693
>>17681
>>17687
Can we please return to discussing sex with animals?
There are many other boards for these things of yours.
No.17699
>>17687
Whether it's the consumer paying for the treatments (as in the USA) or the government via taxes or whatever (as in Europe) they get their money somehow, and never less of it. The cost of healthcare is soaring out of fucking control because the corporations and doctors can set prices as high as they want with zero oversight. You have to go to goddamn Mexico to get dental surgery done because a single implant is LITERALLY $10,000 over here. Or you can choose the public healthcare model and sit on a waitlist until three more teeth rot out of your head. Your choice. It has nothing to do with the technology or the resources or anything like that. Or do you still think that diamonds cost millions per carat because they're "rare and valuable"...? So naive. We pay what we are TOLD to pay, because the alternative is death. Come Christ himself or the technological singularity, ain't nothing going to change that.
No.17704
>>17544
If this were real it would almost be worth losing my job and six figure income to go there.
No.17710
>>17544
pics or it doesnt exist, I'm in QLD and the dolphins here are stuck-up assholes who dont like to be touched
No.17733
>>16268
anyone got a mirror? links dead for me
No.17746
anyone got gifs of girl on apes or other bipedals?
No.17754
No.18830
>>388
so im guessing this is it for this wonderful thread... is there another website that's similar to this board (as in it focuses on dolphin sex) Also, if there's a video out there of a dildo being used on a phin, or even better yet, a human penis; then posting it on here would make you a hero in our eyes.
No.19682
>>13958
delciously hot.
dangerously cheesy.
No.19817
japan just made a dolphin onahole!
No.19823
>>19817
I have to admire their dedication to accuracy, but it seems like that would be impossible to clean.
No.19824
>>19817
Any price and order details? I'm curious if it is as expensive as BD toys.
No.19825
>>19823
Most Japanese toys are of the "tenga" variety, intended to be used once and then discarded. That's why they're closed-ended; cleaning doesn't matter if you're throwing it away. Although, if you really wanted to, you could cut a hole in the back end, but I doubt it would last long enough to matter much. There's no way my cock wouldn't tear that thing in one use, and it's not even that big.
>5.2" penetrable depth
Yeah, I'd bottom out that thing, too.
No.19831
>>19817
This is wonderful, WHERE DO WE BUY THE DAMN THING?!
No.19836
No.19840
http://daimaoh.co.jp/item5982.html
here's where you can buy them
there are three types of this onahole depending on the type of silicon used
but they are out of stock right now and will restock at 9pm japan time