(cache) If #Pizzagate is not real, then we have to believe that:

If #Pizzagate is not real, then we have to believe that: (v/pizzagate)

submitted 9 hours ago by thezodiac

John Podesta is just a foodie, he loves pizza and pasta and talk about it all the time
Podesta loves pizza so much that he draws "pizza-related" maps so he doesn't forget where are his favourite pizzerias.
Podesta also loves hot dogs, and he dreams about opening a hotdog stand in Hawaii.
People play dominoes on pizza and pasta, but it's difficult to decide which one is better
People love pasta with walnut sauce.
Marina Abramovic was just inviting Tony Podesta to a normal dinner at her place. She called Spirit Cooking like an inside joke, because of the strange and satanic shit she's been doing all her life.
Marina Abramovic is not a satanist, she's a lovely lady in real life, the bizarre shit she does is just her artistic self.
Tony Podesta is a lovely guy who happens to have a strange taste for art. He likes some disturbing pieces of art, and that's all.
James Alefantis is just a family restaurant owner who happens to have a very dark sense of humor and also a strange taste for art, based on the artists he invite to his family restaurant. He just like to post photos of lovely kids and babies, and make very dark comments. His followers also have that dark sense of humor and they just have a good time.

Am I missing something guys? Help me.

- John Podesta is just a foodie, he loves pizza and pasta and talk about it all the time
- Podesta loves pizza so much that he draws "pizza-related" maps so he doesn't forget where are his favourite pizzerias.
- Podesta also loves hot dogs, and he dreams about opening a hotdog stand in Hawaii.
- People play dominoes on pizza and pasta, but it's difficult to decide which one is better
- People love pasta with walnut sauce.
- Marina Abramovic was just inviting Tony Podesta to a normal dinner at her place. She called Spirit Cooking like an inside joke, because of the strange and satanic shit she's been doing all her life.
- Marina Abramovic is not a satanist, she's a lovely lady in real life, the bizarre shit she does is just her artistic self.
- Tony Podesta is a lovely guy who happens to have a strange taste for art. He likes some disturbing pieces of art, and that's all.
- James Alefantis is just a family restaurant owner who happens to have a very dark sense of humor and also a strange taste for art, based on the artists he invite to his family restaurant. He just like to post photos of lovely kids and babies, and make very dark comments. His followers also have that dark sense of humor and they just have a good time.

Am I missing something guys? Help me.

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[–] llm2016 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) 8 hours ago

In order to fake Pizzagate, someone had to:

Fake wrote cryptic emails and spread them trough Wikileaks. Connect those emails with a pizza restaurant in which The Clintons and Barack Obama: Celebrated events. Funded. Make the pick so pedophile codes match the contextual symbology. Build, promote or find a sinister Instagram pizza restaurant owner in which sex and violence towards children are referenced. Use the Clinton Foundation and its multiple relations as a source of weaknesses to explode. Relate local artists with sinister connotations. John Podesta and Tony Podesta resemblance with Madeleine McCain's case suspect portraits is arbitrary. http://www.pizzagate.review/index.php/Pizzagate_is_a_hoax

In order to fake Pizzagate, someone had to:

Fake wrote cryptic emails and spread them trough Wikileaks.
Connect those emails with a pizza restaurant in which The Clintons and Barack Obama:
Celebrated events.
Funded.
Make the pick so pedophile codes match the contextual symbology.
Build, promote or find a sinister Instagram pizza restaurant owner in which sex and violence towards children are referenced.
Use the Clinton Foundation and its multiple relations as a source of weaknesses to explode.
Relate local artists with sinister connotations.
John Podesta and Tony Podesta resemblance with Madeleine McCain's case suspect portraits is arbitrary.
http://www.pizzagate.review/index.php/Pizzagate_is_a_hoax

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[–] pizzainvestigator 1 points 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) 5 hours ago

No offense... I really wish people would stop bringing up the McCain disappearance. The two photos of one suspect based on two different eyewitnesses leaves room for MSM to immediately dismiss the whole thing. Stick to the more concrete evidence that exists. Yes the resemblance is uncanny, but that cannot be evidence used to cement the case because it is difficult to prove, despite Podestas supposedly traveling etc. at that time.

No offense... I really wish people would stop bringing up the McCain disappearance. The two photos of one suspect based on two different eyewitnesses leaves room for MSM to immediately dismiss the whole thing. Stick to the more concrete evidence that exists. Yes the resemblance is uncanny, but that cannot be evidence used to cement the case because it is difficult to prove, despite Podestas supposedly traveling etc. at that time.

[–] templarknight 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.5 hours ago

I agree, until we have hard evidence of their travels we should stick to the truth. What I will say is this: The fact that her abductors look so eerily similar to the Podesta's is perhaps consciousness' way of showing US, that we're on the right path. There is no way that happened by accident or sheer coincidence.

I agree, until we have hard evidence of their travels we should stick to the truth.  What I will say is this:  The fact that her abductors look so eerily similar to the Podesta's is perhaps consciousness' way of showing US, that we're on the right path.  There is no way that happened by accident or sheer coincidence.

[–] im_at_a_desk 1 points 0 points 1 points (+1|-1) 4 hours ago

i agree its a ghost story people will be trying to connect those dots untill the end of time. so many more valid connections that can be made.

i agree its a ghost story people will be trying to connect those dots untill the end of time. so many more valid connections that can be made.

[–] piratse 1 points -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) 3 hours ago

Not to mention, what are the odds that they would be traveling the world to kidnap kids on their own, with their high profile lives? About 0.

Not to mention, what are the odds that they would be traveling the world to kidnap kids on their own, with their high profile lives? About 0.

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[–] SIMONBARROW 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 4 hours ago

They would also have to choose a pizza restaurant that had received funding from George Soros.

They would also have to choose a pizza restaurant that had received funding from George Soros.

[+] DavidSemen 7 points -7 points 0 points 6 hours ago (show children)

[–] DavidSemen 7 points -7 points 0 points (+0|-7) 6 hours ago

I watch PizzaGate unfold and hear 100's of lies daily, and notice that nobody questions the insanity of this witch hunt.

1.) James Elefantis says he has NO BASEMENT in his interview, I would agree modern strip-malls don't have basements they just sit on a slab of cement. The photos of the cold-storage room, there is no proof those photos are from comet-pizza, The photos of the digging, there is no proof that those photos are from comet-piazza.

2.) Elefantis said in his interview he never met Hillary Clinton. Who is lying? Him or the people that seeded the wikileak emails??

3.) There is a photo of Elefantis in the whitehouse with Obama, and Elefantis is leaning against the wall and Obama is playing ping-pong witih a child. Who has proven these photos are not fake, who has proven they are real. Elefantis says he has never been to the white house.

4.) Alex Jones say's that there are 1,000's of reference to code-word pizza in the Podesta wikileak emails, I have read and grep'd these emails, I count about 18 references to pizza in 55,000 emails. Gourmet cooks like Podesta frequently bake pizza in their homes, its fun and everybody enjoy building their own custom pizza.

5.) PizzaGate is on record saying that Elefantis is the #48 most powerful person in DC and quote a faux GQ article as the source, if you read the article you will see that krusty-the-clown is #1, and Hillary Cllinton is #10. James Elifant is a fuck-bitch of Brock ( a powerful man ), I don't even think Brock made it to the list why would that be unless the makers of the list were retarded. Elefantis has records that he didn't pay his payroll taxes and he has judgements against him for $25k that he didn't pay his janitorial services. So Pizzagate is saying that a guy facing bankruptcyr during the past two years is the #48 most powerful person in DC? This is insanity, the meme is that he is supplying baby's to the richest ppl in DC, if that were true they would be paying all his bills and debt and keep him out of the courts. I could go on, but PizzaGate is deep in lies. I also note that the pro-trump people running pizzagate have quit defending their arguments now they just do personal attacks on anybody that questions the PizzaGate witch-hunt.

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1450812

I watch PizzaGate unfold and hear 100's of lies daily, and notice that nobody questions the insanity of this witch hunt.

2.) Elefantis said in his interview he never met Hillary Clinton. Who is lying? Him or the people that seeded the wikileak emails??

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1450812


I watch PizzaGate unfold and hear 100's of lies daily, and notice that nobody questions the insanity of this witch hunt.

1.) James Elefantis says he has NO BASEMENT in his interview, I would agree modern strip-malls don't have basements they just sit on a slab of cement. The photos of the cold-storage room, there is no proof those photos are from comet-pizza, The photos of the digging, there is no proof that those photos are from comet-piazza.

2.) Elefantis said in his interview he never met Hillary Clinton. Who is lying? Him or the people that seeded the wikileak emails??

3.) There is a photo of Elefantis in the whitehouse with Obama, and Elefantis is leaning against the wall and Obama is playing ping-pong witih a child. Who has proven these photos are not fake, who has proven they are real. Elefantis says he has never been to the white house.

4.) Alex Jones say's that there are 1,000's of reference to code-word pizza in the Podesta wikileak emails, I have read and grep'd these emails, I count about 18 references to pizza in 55,000 emails. Gourmet cooks like Podesta frequently bake pizza in their homes, its fun and everybody enjoy building their own custom pizza.

5.) PizzaGate is on record saying that Elefantis is the #48 most powerful person in DC and quote a faux GQ article as the source, if you read the article you will see that krusty-the-clown is #1, and Hillary Cllinton is #10. James Elifant is a fuck-bitch of Brock ( a powerful man ), I don't even think Brock made it to the list why would that be unless the makers of the list were retarded. Elefantis has records that he didn't pay his payroll taxes and he has judgements against him for $25k that he didn't pay his janitorial services. So Pizzagate is saying that a guy facing bankruptcyr during the past two years is the #48 most powerful person in DC? This is insanity, the meme is that he is supplying baby's to the richest ppl in DC, if that were true they would be paying all his bills and debt and keep him out of the courts. I could go on, but PizzaGate is deep in lies. I also note that the pro-trump people running pizzagate have quit defending their arguments now they just do personal attacks on anybody that questions the PizzaGate witch-hunt.


https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1450812

[–] llm2016 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) 6 hours ago

You replied my post and yet failed to address any single one of the points I listed. Cherrypicking stuff you think you have a good explanation for while ignoring all the key pieces of evidence suggests that you are nothing but a SHILL.

You replied my post and yet failed to address any single one of the points I listed. Cherrypicking stuff you think you have a good explanation for while ignoring all the key pieces of evidence suggests that you are nothing but a SHILL.

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[–] rktyp 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) 6 hours ago (edited 6 hours ago)

Elefantis says he has never been to the white house.

http://i.imgur.com/Ia1lLQK.png

>Elefantis says he has never been to the white house.

http://i.imgur.com/Ia1lLQK.png

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[–] RebelSkum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 6 hours ago (edited 6 hours ago)

Shill accounts with the forename David == hyper redflag mode

edit: It's been a theme. You're not that cool or sneaky, David.

And you couldn't even debunk this story using the guy's right name.

Shill accounts with the forename David == hyper redflag mode

edit: It's been a theme. You're not that cool or sneaky, David.

And you couldn't even debunk this story using the guy's right name.

[–] thezodiac [S] 1 points 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) 9 hours ago

Also: - The pedo symbols found in the Besta Pizza logo, in the video clip of a Comet Ping Pong related band and in other related places/people are all a coincidence.

Also:
- The pedo symbols found in the Besta Pizza logo, in the video clip of a Comet Ping Pong related band and in other related places/people are all a coincidence.

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[–] brandnewset 1 points 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) 6 hours ago

And Besta Pizza just changed it's logo because.. just because.

And Besta Pizza just changed it's logo because.. just because.

[–] Amuter 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) 4 hours ago

If I was coincidentally using a pedophilia logo I would change it too, the change proves nothing.

If I was coincidentally using a pedophilia logo I would change it too, the change proves nothing.

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[–] templarknight 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.5 hours ago

To me the most damming thing was the artwork in Tony Podesta's house. Nobody, and I mean nobody, in their right mind, who was not a pedophile, would have the artwork of kids being tortured, bound and gagged in their home. That tied everything together for me, much more so than James Alefantis and Comet Ping Pong.

To me the most damming thing was the artwork in Tony Podesta's house.  Nobody, and I mean nobody, in their right mind, who was not a pedophile, would have the artwork of kids being tortured, bound and gagged in their home.  That tied everything together for me, much more so than James Alefantis and Comet Ping Pong.

[–] LegionWill 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) 7 hours ago (edited 7 hours ago)

We have to believe it is totally normal for Tony Podesta to display some of these images in his home: http://livingresistance.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bcoll.png

Just ordinary child torture images, we all went through that phase right?

We have to believe it is totally normal for Tony Podesta to display some of these images in his home: http://livingresistance.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bcoll.png

Just ordinary child torture images, we all went through that phase right?

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[–] RebelSkum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 6 hours ago (edited 6 hours ago)

Plus his "complicated films" basement and pig-human statues. He's a real gem, that one.

Plus his "complicated films" basement and pig-human statues. He's a real gem, that one.

[–] templarknight 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.4 hours ago

Check out this email from Tony Podesta to John, showing a Pig Carcas cut down the middle. There is no way this was about "food":

https://www.wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/47006

Check out this email from Tony Podesta to John, showing a Pig Carcas cut down the middle.  There is no way this was about "food":

https://www.wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/47006

[–] Yuser_Manuel 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) 7 hours ago

-oh, pasta and walnut sauce is actually a popular dish.

-oh, pasta and walnut sauce is actually a popular dish.

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[–] SIMONBARROW 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 4 hours ago

I've cooked Italian from dozens of cookbooks in my lifetime and have travelled in Italy extensively and I have never once seen a recipe for pasta with walnut sauce in a book or seen it on a restaurant menu. It is NOT a popular dish.

I've cooked Italian from dozens of cookbooks in my lifetime and have travelled in Italy extensively and I have never once seen a recipe for pasta with walnut sauce in a book or seen it on a restaurant menu. It is NOT a popular dish.

[–] KnowThyself 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 1.9 hours ago

While it may not be a popular dish, it at least makes sense. I actually love OPs narrative and think it should be pushed through memes in a sarcastic way, but it should only include the really bizarre ones. Also to make a correction it was Todd D. Stern who was dreaming about Podesta's hot dog stand in Hawaii. https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/30231 So now we have to believe that either Podesta has a hot dog stand in Hawaii, or his friends think he does.

While it may not be a popular dish, it at least makes sense. I actually love OPs narrative and think it should be pushed through memes in a sarcastic way, but it should only include the really bizarre ones.  Also to make a correction it was Todd D. Stern who was dreaming about Podesta's hot dog stand in Hawaii. https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/30231 So now we have to believe that either Podesta has a hot dog stand in Hawaii, or his friends think he does.

[–] SaveTheChildren 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 6 hours ago (edited 6 hours ago)

Of course. It needs to be real actual things for the code to function. But yeah, maybe OP didn't know it was a real thing.

I would say that in America it isn't really that common of a thing. I've never eaten it in my life, and I'm a big restaurant eater.

Of course. It needs to be real actual things for the code to function.  But yeah, maybe OP didn't know it was a real thing. 

I would say that in America it isn't really that common of a thing. I've never eaten it in my life, and I'm a big restaurant eater.

[–] dontsuicidemebro 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 53 minutes ago

True, but the guy's also meant to be a "gourmet" chef and these people are massive yuppies. Walnut sauce makes more sense to me than spaghetti and meatballs from these kind of people tbh.

True, but the guy's also meant to be a "gourmet" chef and these people are massive yuppies. Walnut sauce makes more sense to me than spaghetti and meatballs from these kind of people tbh.

[–] Yuser_Manuel 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 4 hours ago

This is true. The only reason I know about walnut sauce is because i had walnut trees in my yard as a kid and my grandfather would always pick every one up..yay, walnuts for 6 months.

This is true.  The only reason I know about walnut sauce is because i had walnut trees in my yard as a kid and my grandfather would always pick every one up..yay, walnuts for 6 months.

[–] cousineerie 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) 8 hours ago

He also loves kids but in a healthy adult/young-person type of way.

He's like the super cool dad we all wish we had.

He also loves kids but in a healthy adult/young-person type of way. 

He's like the super cool dad we all wish we had.

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[–] ChimiChanga 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 6 hours ago

Just healthy big brother mentoring. Nothing to see folks, move along. /s

Just healthy big brother mentoring. Nothing to see folks, move along. /s

[–] WCPJ4me 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 3 hours ago

I know we're beng devils advocate, but > The cool dad we wish we had> Just made me vom in my own mouth.

I know we're beng devils advocate, but  >
The cool dad we wish we had>
Just made me vom in my own mouth.

[–] jfromlost 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 4 hours ago

Briebart just happened to guess podesta woukd happen to be some involved in crazy weird conspiracy with tons of circumstancial evidemce pedo in 2011. Briebart is a obviously psychic that knew people would research him and just get everyone all riled up for shits and giggles.

Just couldn't see his death ..

Briebart just happened to guess podesta woukd happen to be some involved in crazy weird conspiracy with tons of circumstancial evidemce pedo in 2011.  Briebart is a obviously psychic that knew people would research him and just get everyone all riled up for shits and giggles. 

Just couldn't see his death
..

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[–] RebelSkum 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 6 hours ago

This post is me every day. When you've drilled down to it, it's seriously more difficult to not to think something's going. I said once, I'll say it again, the DNC would have to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to justify this much fucking talk about pizza.

This post is me every day. When you've drilled down to it, it's seriously more difficult to *not* to think something's going. I said once, I'll say it again, the DNC would have to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to justify this much fucking talk about pizza.

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[–] Yuser_Manuel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 7 hours ago

-Marina Abramovic is a cutter, which is not healthy, but she is an adult so she can make her own decisions. -CPP did in fact host a performer that joked about pedophilia..as well as guests.

-Marina Abramovic is a cutter, which is not healthy, but she is an adult so she can make her own decisions.
-CPP did in fact host a performer that joked about pedophilia..as well as guests.

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[–] vortexcortex 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 6 hours ago

And the performer alluded to cannibalism, "special pizza", which has a "strange taste" that "tastes like nothing I've ever tasted before".

Kind of hard to argue sex juices as the "secret" ingredient, as those would be something they've tasted before, eh?

And the performer alluded to cannibalism, "special pizza", which has a "strange taste" that "tastes like nothing I've ever tasted before".

Kind of hard to argue sex juices as the "secret" ingredient, as those would be something they've tasted before, eh?

[–] senpaithatignoresyou 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 5 hours ago

FUCK111111111111111

did you say cutter? ping pong is slang for child sex in cutter circles.

FUCK111111111111111

did you say cutter? ping pong is slang for child sex in cutter circles.

[–] audrey-parker 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 3 hours ago

What is a cutter circle?

What is a cutter circle?

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[–] Yuser_Manuel 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 4 hours ago

well shit.

well shit.

[–] LibertyAndJustice 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.2 hours ago

Yeah. What the hell is a cutter circle?

Yeah. What the hell is a cutter circle?

[–] thicktail1730947 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 26 minutes ago

I think she has a religious attachment to the dissociation produced by pain. Hence, cutting and "eat the pain".

I think she has a religious attachment to the dissociation produced by pain.  Hence, cutting and "eat the pain".

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