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Cringeyour average tough guy /r/the_donald mod (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

suckcanders が 投稿

Had a /r/the_donald mod decide he'd like to get into it with me via PM after banning me from their safe space (go figure, right?)

Of course, during the process of running this jackass out of my private messages, he decided he needed to prove just how tough and cool he was. So he sent me several selfies...

Here is our "tough guy war veteran" relaxing poolside on his super hard Air Force deployment: https://i.imgur.com/NtAgKy9.png

He sent me this one with the message "I'm literally at the club right now, pussy": https://i.imgur.com/cXf4kNV.png

When I laughed at his cool-guy bandana and class ring, he got very upset. Said he's DOX ME (oooh nooo).

Woke up this a message this morning. https://i.imgur.com/AcD0fFX.png

So his "doxxing" apparently comprised entirely of reading through all my past reddit comments lol.

As a bonus, he must have told one of his /r/the_donald buddies just how upset he was because I got this: https://i.imgur.com/oWaySa1.png

But they aren't racist, right...? lmao just thought I'd share the laugh.

EDIT: a few more gems for you guys. enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/kR3pxSC.png our friend is apparently quite the entrepreneur and ladies man as well!

https://i.imgur.com/GiGFwiU.png he's right, can't handle his swole.

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[–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted![M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (26子コメント)

He no longer mods there, but you can see that he used to mod there (and recently) because he has distinguished comments in there that only mods can make.

Example

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/50hhye/renoughtrumpspam_currently_undertaking_a/

Lol, the (former) mod of /r/the_donald is complaining about "sitewide rule violations". Will he post about PM harassment (like what he did)? I doubt it.

[–]ErrolFuckingFlynn 247ポイント248ポイント  (69子コメント)

I'm literally at the club right now, pussy

[–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted! 131ポイント132ポイント  (47子コメント)

I hope you're looking for a new job, things are about to end soon for you

[–]ImWithCthulhuliterally at the club 137ポイント138ポイント  (35子コメント)

LITERALLY AT THE CLUB

[–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted! 77ポイント78ポイント  (24子コメント)

You can't join at a score that low you cum-licking-cock-guzzling-bareback-horsecock-takin-up-in-the-booty-KY-Jelly-Packing-Motherfucker.

I was also an Intelligence Analyst.

What are you? A pizza delivery boy virgin who dreams of your beloved to say yes to you asking her out to be her girlfriend, but in reality she's dating a dude with a big dick that bareback fucks her pussy 5 times a day while you listen in from her wall and jerk off?

You ain't shit.

Source

/u/CuckSanders is a tough guy everyone!

[–]spectrosoldier 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

/u/CuckSanders is a tough guy total poser everyone!

FTFY

[–]DMVBornDMVRaised 24ポイント25ポイント  (6子コメント)

Absolutely. This dude is so transparently phoney.

[–]KingNigelXLII[🍰] 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

This Trumpeter isn't a real internet tough guy like AutoMod. He's got the best Tax Returns and facts.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cuck?

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Speaking of tax returns, did you hear Donald Trump is refusing to release them because Donald Trump has donated to NAMBLA? That's what all the best sources, the most tremendous sources are saying, and if they're all saying that Donald Trump donated to NAMBLA, well, I can see why Donald Trump would want to cover up his donations to NAMBLA. I'm not claiming that Donald Trump donates to NAMBLA, but that's what these excellent sources are alleging, that Donald Trump does indeed donate to NAMBLA.

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[–]ChucklefuckBitch 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

Haha, what a complete loser.

/u/CuckSanders, never change. Posers like you make everyone else feel great about themselves in comparison.

[–]momosallday 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

/u/cucksanders bro, you just played yourself. LMAO!

Thanks for the laughs.

[–]aspbergerinparadise 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm like 99% sure that all these TRPers that accuse other people of being "cucks" are harboring a secret cuckold fetish themselves.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cuck?

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[–]aspbergerinparadise 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

automoderator fantasizes about other, more well-endowed bots utilizing the reddit API

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    [–]littlecolt 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Not to mention him being in the club and dating a model is how he measures his own self-worth.

    [–]randyjohnsonsjohnson 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was also an Intelligence Analyst.

    Air Force intelligence analyst? Could he possibly be a BIGGER pussy?

    [–]Jodthyrox2 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Good copypasta material.

    [–]IwillRize 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    he's such a roadman esq

    [–]Wraith_GraveSpell 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you told me this was a troll account based off of the navy seal copypasta, I would have believed you. What an insecure angry manlet.

    #SAD

    [–]Dr_Smoothrod_PhDCTR Employee of the Month 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    3 6 Mafia?

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      [–]lamiest 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

      One of those "under 18" clubs... ouch

      [–]OtterScotter 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

      There are under 18 clubs? Jesus what kind of awful place would that be? Chuck E Cheese?

      [–]LeVarBurtonWasAMaybe 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I'm literally at the Dave & Busters right now, pussy

      [–]_Woodrow_ 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's before 9 so I don't need a parent

      [–]SJHalflingRanger 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      there's not a lot of them but they're out there. All the fun of a club without beer to take the edge off the fact that you're in a club.

      [–]Barry_Scotts_Cat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Normal nightclub, just no serving alcohol and mid-week

      It's better than the place being empty

      [–]Has_No_Gimmick 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

      DAY 1

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        [–]user_82650 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Is that meant to be one of these "I'll call your employee and get you fired" threats?

        As in "you'll get fired when they find out you're anti-Trump"? That would put the unemployment rate at 70%

        [–][deleted] 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

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        This comment has been overwritten by this open source script to protect this user's privacy. The purpose of this script is to help protect users from doxing, stalking, and harassment. It also helps prevent mods from profiling and censoring.

        If you would like to protect yourself, add the Chrome extension TamperMonkey, or the Firefox extension GreaseMonkey and click Install This Script on the script page. Then to delete your comments, simply click on your username on Reddit, go to the comments tab, scroll down as far as possible (hint: use RES), and hit the new OVERWRITE button at the top.

        [–]Seshia 46ポイント47ポイント  (3子コメント)

        You totally can though. Many people are doxxed so that people who disagree with them can send them death/bomb threats or SWAT them. You can harass their workplace until they decide you are not worth keeping on, or you can harass them at work until they no longer feel safe there and performance drops of you are a bit more clever.

        Saying that doxxing someone can only be done to assholes is hugely disrespectful to the people who are targeted online by the kinds of man-children at r/the_dumpsterfire and their lives are legitimately damaged by it.

        [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

        [deleted]

        This comment has been overwritten by this open source script to protect this user's privacy. The purpose of this script is to help protect users from doxing, stalking, and harassment. It also helps prevent mods from profiling and censoring.

        If you would like to protect yourself, add the Chrome extension TamperMonkey, or the Firefox extension GreaseMonkey and click Install This Script on the script page. Then to delete your comments, simply click on your username on Reddit, go to the comments tab, scroll down as far as possible (hint: use RES), and hit the new OVERWRITE button at the top.

        [–]Seshia 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The point that I was trying to make was that doxxing to swat and harass is very real, and in many states doxxing a gay man could lead to them being legally kicked out of a rented apartment or a job.

        I'm not saying that a racist asshole being revealed to be one in real life is bad, but I think that to claim that doxxing only hurts bad people is incorrect.

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            [–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted! 46ポイント47ポイント  (9子コメント)

            Considering I went to war for this country, go fuck yourself, you don't know shit. BITCH!

            [–]Doitforthechesty 57ポイント58ポイント  (4子コメント)

            Fuck this is cringe as fuck.

            Reminds me of a conversation on the USMC subreddit about these guys who wore "you're welcome for my service" t shirts

            Fucking boot.

            [–]breakyourfac 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Boot as fuck, he'd get smoked for saying that shit at a VFW lmao

            [–]brainiac3397 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

            you're welcome for my service

            His service? MOS 1391 Bulk Fuel Specialist.

            Keeping America safe one gallon at a time!

            [–]driver95 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

            *pound

            Remember, he's air force

            [–]brainiac3397 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

            He's an Air Marine of the US Airforce Space Marine Corp.

            [–]some_asshat 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

            I was also an Intelligence Analyst.

            [–]onceamennonite 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

            God help us.

            [–]BromanJenkins 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I think it was more in the capacity of "Bring in Trevor, if he thinks this is smart we'll know it isn't intelligence!"

            [–]Landrin201 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I love how literally every comment that isnt his got deleted. So good at arguing, he just hides the other arguments! Doesnt let you see them! So good!

            [–]GastonPereiro7 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Is at the club

            browses reddit

            [–]Scimitarze 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

            browses reddit

            Not even that. He's sending shitty mod mail.

            [–]BillyDiesInTheEndkuk 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Wait... that doesn't make sense, he said he's LITERALLY at the club!

            [–]glashgkullthethird 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Which is why you're talking shit to someone on Reddit, right?

            [–]slyweazal 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

            talking shit to someone on Reddit

            How does he have time when swimming in so much pussy?

            [–]donemythyme 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

            What a baller! He's LITERALLY AT THE CLUB!

            [–][deleted] 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

            wow that is such a reddit thing to say.

            [–]Mercury-7 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Yeah OP is the pussy, as he spends his free time reminding people on Reddit that he's having fun. That is what a normal human does.

            [–]Brenner14I voted! 587ポイント588ポイント  (455子コメント)

            Watch me DOX 85% of reddit in one post!

            Gender: Male

            Marital Status: Single/Unmarried

            Race: Probably white

            Location: United States

            Age: 20's

            Industry: I.T.

            Consequences will never be the same.

            [–]TomatoHerepartially at the club[M] 445ポイント446ポイント  (23子コメント)

            Let me just doxx the_donald:

            Gender: Male

            Marital Status: Single and Virgin

            Race: White IRL, but black on the interwebz

            Health: Inbred as fuck

            Location: United States

            Age: 14

            Employment Status: Unemployed because of the filthy Mexicans

            Voting: Can't vote yet.

            [–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted![M] 273ポイント274ポイント  (14子コメント)

            I've just banned you for doxxing.

            [–]TomatoHerepartially at the club[M] 254ポイント255ポイント  (13子コメント)

            I just banned you for banning me.

            [–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted! 154ポイント155ポイント  (6子コメント)

            fuk

            [–]ngwoo 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

            BREAKING: IN-FIGHTING IN LIBCUCK SUBREDDIT DESTROYS ANTI-MAGA MOVEMENT

            [–]Hee443TS 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

            O shit

            [–]krrt 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

            WE HAVE THE BEST MODS

            [–]Jess_than_three 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            The people responsible for the bannings, have been banned.

            [–]Fizzol 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I just Bananrama'd. That's a thing right?

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              [–]Tenauri 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Location: United States

              Haha, shows had bad at hacking YOU are! They're from Russia.

              [–]Steve4964I voted! 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

              My roommate s a Trump supporter and he has never had a woman over. Like ever. I felt bad until he started taping trump shit on his door.

              [–]rareas 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Did that work?

              It's like a religion that bans dating. Keeps the adherents tightly inside the bitter religion.

              [–]Hee443TS 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Fucking stop DOXing me! Its triggering me I cant eat my tendies!

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                [–]MegaMissingno 45ポイント46ポイント  (420子コメント)

                Watch me DOX you

                /u/trollabot Brenner14

                EDIT: LMAO at all these people DOXing themselves.

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                    [–]Swagnemite247 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    Funny thing is Zark Fuckerburg has been DOXing us for years and noone cared

                    [–]HKizzle 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Zark Fuckerburg

                    Is that a Jake and Amir reference? I miss them so much...

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                      [–]thirdegree 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Shit, 5.5/6. Well done.

                      [–]almar89 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I don't know whether to be happy or upset about the fact that this is 100% accurate about me.

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                        [–]Beaver_Tears 164ポイント165ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        Lmao who the fuck stops to take a pic of themselves at a club to argue with a redditor

                        I mean I love shitposting and triggering nerds as much as the next white dude on Reddit but it's the last thing on my mind when I'm out having a good time

                        [–]theirmoss 84ポイント85ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        Lmao who the fuck stops to take a pic of themselves at a club to argue with a redditor

                        An Internet tough guy and/or a liar.

                        [–]Beaver_Tears 134ポイント135ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        I bet he's actually the omega in his friend group.

                        "Yo what's Chad doin over there by the bar bruh"

                        "He's takin fuckin selfies to argue with some internet nerd again"

                        "Fuck bro why do we even invite him?"

                        "Because he creeps out the girls with his weird Trump shit so we can move in and rescue them from him"

                        "O rite! Pound it, bruh!"

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                        [–]mapppa 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        who the fuck stops to take a pic of themselves at a club to argue with a redditor

                        Someone with extra thick skin, that absolutely no inferiority complex at all

                        /s

                        [–]boredenough2comment 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Trump is supposedly worth 10 billion but still engages in shitty schemes to try and earn a few million at the expense of his dignity...

                        This tough guy is fucking models and retired at 26 but still needs to defend his reputation to strangers online...

                        There is a trend here I think.

                        [–]burrowowl 121ポイント122ポイント  (17子コメント)

                        He's whining about it:

                        https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/50hhye/renoughtrumpspam_currently_undertaking_a/

                        Whaaaahhhh!!! They are picking on me.

                        [–]ImWithCthulhuliterally at the club 136ポイント137ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Hmm, your back-and-forth with this guy probably could have used a little more self control, dude.

                        lols 4 days

                        [–]rex_dart_eskimo_spyI voted! 55ポイント56ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I've never actually wanted to upvote a comment there until now. I won't, because fuck those guys, but still that's hilarious.

                        [–]cmonster1697 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        REEEEEEEEEEEEE

                        [–]Kat_The_Friendly_SpyKill All Nazis Pigs 73ポイント74ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Lmao what a whiney piece of shit. Complains about "brigading" after admitting to try and DOX SOMEBODY. I can't imagine what a cocktail of social disabilities this guy has.

                        [–]rex_dart_eskimo_spyI voted! 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I think he suffers from what my dad used to call "Fecal Neural Syndrome."

                        [–]momosallday 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        /u/cucksanders ladies and gentlemen

                        [–]user_82650 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        This is so ridiculous it reeks of false flag.

                        [–]garrytheninja 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/50hhye/renoughtrumpspam_currently_undertaking_a/

                        I think that's the first post I've seen on /r/Cheeto_Benito with 0 points

                        [–]MoreLikeAnCrap 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        In case anyone's wondering, here's the comments he deleted

                        http://imgur.com/siw2u2U

                        [–]jakery2 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        "I am speaking to the admins about this now."

                        The BEST possible outcome for him is they ignore his complaint.

                        [–]mapppa 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        "So, I send him all this pictures of me being super cool, and he wasn't impressed, so I threatened him and tried to doxx him, and now he is making fun of me. Please ban him!"

                        [–]MG87 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand his account is suspended.

                        [–]nusyahus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Mom. Someone said mean things to me on the internet

                        [–]MMonReddit 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        LOL it got locked after he got told to settle down

                        Good lord that is some embarrassing shit

                        [–]slyweazal 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        He's even encouraging brigading by intentionally not using an "np" link in the URL.

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                          [–]platocplx 115ポイント116ポイント  (8子コメント)

                          the crazy thing is im pretty sure the alt right hates him based on his appearance.

                          [–][deleted] 76ポイント77ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          No doubt about it. He would get funny looks at a Trump Klan rally.

                          [–]platocplx 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          Absolutely clayton bixby the guy is blind to how he looks then finds out all this time hes probably half black lol and now break up with his negro loving girlfriend lol

                          [–][deleted] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          He looks a little light in the loafers also.

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                            [–]clarabutt 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Not on Long Island he wouldn't . That's what your average Trump voter looks like there.

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                                [–]HerzBrenntI voted! 112ポイント113ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                Looks like a generic necklace, not dog tags.

                                But as a current service member, that hair is so far outta regs as to be punishable. No fuckin way he's in service.

                                [–][deleted] 97ポイント98ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                No bro, he's totally got relaxed regs because he's a AF/Navy SEAL who graduated at the top of his class.

                                [–][deleted] 52ポイント53ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                Has he ever said he's with the American Air Force? What are Russia's rules and regs on razored ruff?

                                I'm not saying he's a sleeper, but I've heard other people saying it.

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                                  [–]OtterScotter 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Oh this is fucking great. I knew that hair would have no place for someone on active deployment lol.

                                  [–]Mmmmkmmmm 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Loool thats amazing

                                  [–]Dr_Smoothrod_PhDCTR Employee of the Month 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  My first thought as well. No branch in the US military let's you have guido-douche hair like that. STOLEN.VALOR.

                                  [–]ukulelejTacoTrucksOnEveryCorner 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  You're right about ID tags being silver/gray

                                  [–]Doitforthechesty 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Grooming standards

                                  [–]Ikniow 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Oh dear god, I just had flashbacks to AFI 36-2903

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                                    [–]JohnPoe 79ポイント80ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Mother is one of 14 kids.

                                    He's literally hacking myfamilytree.com right now.

                                    [–]platocplx 62ポイント63ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Im pretty sure this is the kind of guy that sends women dick pics unsolicited because they comment on something he says.

                                    [–]Pinkiepylon 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    what do you mean unsolicited, I'm sure he thinks them commenting was a sign they wanted it.

                                    [–]platocplx 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    LMAO right any form of conversation is solicitation in his book.

                                    [–]Beaver_Tears 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Women, high value man, want to something, etc...

                                    [–]Marsdreamer 68ポイント69ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    I like how he's still wearing his Highschool class ring. Like that was probably the high point of his life and he can't let it go.

                                    [–]PalladiuM7 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    He just got it last week, go easy on him. People who needed to take summer classes got them very late.

                                    [–]Hee443TS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Im pretty sure you get them now during your junior year. So chances are he is still in high school.

                                    [–]StrongStyleSavior 61ポイント62ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    This guy is a living parody of a human. This is my new favorite reddit post.

                                    [–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted! 90ポイント91ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                    /u/CuckSanders is showing that body off? Looks like a scrawny person is sucking in his gut.

                                    [–]lamiest 76ポイント77ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    I think he just ripped em from some random dudes Instagram.

                                    We all know trump supporters love stealing from black peoples instagrams.

                                    [–]reedemerofsouls 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    how do we know that's really him?

                                    [–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted! 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    You're right, he probably just used his older, successful brother's facebook pictures.

                                    [–]thinly_veiled_alt 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Nah that guy doesn't look white. Like someone else said, probably off Instagram.

                                    [–]SJHalflingRanger 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    He's not in bad shape, but it's hardly a picture I'd think would intimidate anyone on the Internet.

                                    [–]shemperdoodle 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Scrawny dude + every day is bicep day.

                                    I have a pretty good gut and my abs are still more defined than his.

                                    [–]ajswdf 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                    That's the one thing he has going for him, he's decently fit. But if it wasn't for these posts I'd wonder how anybody could support Trump, it turns out that there's a lot of people that are just as childish as he is. What kind of life do you lead that you waste your time doxxing some random person on the internet?

                                    [–]breakyourfac 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Ay fam I'm in the air force and if you had hair like that the 1Sgt would be up your ass cutting it with some fucking office scissors......

                                    Stolen valor? What a cuck.

                                    [–]suckcanders[S] 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Just glad you all could enjoy this as much as I have. Obviously this isn't my main as I can see a ban incoming for "sharing personal information". But it was too good not to let you all in on it.

                                    I haven't heard back from him yet, I assume he's still out there digging up information I've publicly posted in some attempt to "dox and ruin my life". I'll let you know how that goes!

                                    [–]KalakutaShiznits 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Keep us posted. This was one of the funniest threads I've read in ETS ever.

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                                      [–]danman2 56ポイント57ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                      Report to admins.

                                      [–]iamdigidude#ScotBaioLivesMatter 54ポイント55ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      Be careful, if you do that, he might DOX U.

                                      [–]JPetermanRealityTourI voted! 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      OP definelty should, but the admins won't likely do anything. People harass my co-mods in PM calling them all sorts of slurs, and nothing happens when they get reported.

                                      [–][deleted] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      He might be an administrator.

                                      [–]iamdigidude#ScotBaioLivesMatter 42ポイント43ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      He looks like an inbred The Situation.

                                      [–]NovaNardis 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Also I'm age 26 and retired

                                      Guys. Do we tell him unemployed isn't the same thing as retired?

                                      [–]MPair-E 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I had to laugh at that line. There is no fucking way this dude is retired at 26. Successful people don't just hang up their hats in their mid-20s.

                                      Pretty obvious this guy has massive self esteem and self worth issues.

                                      [–]CritterJams 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

                                      [–]MidnightMoonlight_ 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Why is your name suckcanders and the ex-mods name is Cucksanders...

                                      [–]KalakutaShiznits 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      I'm guessing he created an alt after getting doxxed

                                      [–]ContraPositiveWord is bond 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      RIP in peace

                                      [–]em_thebarbarian 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Aww nah he's deleted his comment that tried to rile up the other jackasses to fight his good fight, and the post had been locked. SAD

                                      [–]PresidentChaos 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      In the club, is where /u/CuckSanders's "Air Force" experience comes in handy from getting shot down so much.

                                      [–]suckcanders[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      This is one of my favorite comments so far

                                      [–]tisdue 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I dont even think Trumpers are trying to hide their racism anymore. They hate people of color and Trump validates their backwards prejudices. When he loses, Reddit will be glorious again.

                                      [–]AldersRazor 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      He looks like Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec, if Jean-Ralphio was even more annoying and even less intimidating

                                      [–]Mistr_ee 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Nobody in the Air Force or any other branch has an afro like that. He's a liar.

                                      [–]Bone3ater 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Careful, we got an internet badass over here. And those pictures are most likely stolen from somewhere out of the web.

                                      Pathetic. Cringey. Sad.

                                      Come to think of it, that sums up /r/The_Retard posters pretty well.

                                      [–]ChrisCrossX 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I'm so jealous. I wish I was at the club aswell :(

                                      [–]Evertonius 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      He posted about this thread on r/the_cuck claiming that he was being persecuted. Not even the edge lords over there are calling him out on his shit.

                                      [–]Dancing_Cthulhu 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Is there a word for both cringing and laughing at the same time? Because that's what I'm doing. This guy... is un-fucking-believable... ly typical for r/the_donald. Internet tough guy with the mind of an especially juvenile 12 year old.

                                      [–]LeVarBurtonWasAMaybe 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      And then he bitched about this post on /r/tiny_hands and even they told him that he was being an ass, to the point where he deleted his comments that called for reporting us to the admins.

                                      [–]Please_No_Titty_PMs 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      How to get his body:
                                      Monday-Friday: Biceps
                                      Saturday: Triceps

                                      Legs, chest and back are for beta pussies

                                      [–]In_a_silentway 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      My favorite part is the pic of himself in the club by himself. You can tell the amount of chicks he gets.

                                      [–]your_ex_girlfriendnasty woman 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      It always comes back to black penises for /r/the_cucks, doesn't it?

                                      [–]snowballs884 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      dude you got lame doxxed by the karate kid, thats badass

                                      [–]HerzBrenntI voted! 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      First photo looks shopped. All photos look like a poster child for /il_douche.

                                      [–]Doitforthechesty 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      Surprised he's not a sailor

                                      Air men are strange beings

                                      [–]OtterScotter 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Is the Chair Force joke actually true?

                                      [–]Doitforthechesty 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Yeah but other branches use it out of bitter jealousy because they get better food and barracks than us

                                      [–]FlitterMoth 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Wow, what a baby.

                                      [–]Dancing_Cthulhu 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Man baby at that. He's lucky the 'club' doesn't have a mental age limit.

                                      [–]bankrobba 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      How is anyone here not yet banned from r/Donaldland?

                                      [–]rareas 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Someone actually wears their class ring. Out of 7 billion people, I guess statistically there had to be one.

                                      [–]j_la 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      People who think they peaked in high school (and honestly, probably did).

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                                        [–]Robord 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        "I'm 26 and retired" must be what NEETs say to feel better about themselves these days.

                                        [–]mrpnut123 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Retired = on disability for mental health issues.

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                                        [–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        80's Tom Hanks was a mod of /r/The_Donald?

                                        [–]erroneous_behaviour 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        What is this, Xbox live? "Ur mom sucking on my dick right now, lol faggot noob".

                                        [–]FidesphilioI voted! 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Am I the only one laughing about his use of racial slurs when dude seems to be mixed-race himself?

                                        [–]katrina_pierson 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        26 and retired

                                        believable

                                        [–]real-dreamer 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        https://np.reddit.com/r/Veterans/comments/50l6mx/remember_regardless_of_your_past_always_think_of/

                                        Doesn't he know doxxing is a banable offense?

                                        What a real charmer these trump supporters. Real high energy.

                                        [–]FloracCalm white male 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        26 and retired? More like 26 and unemployed.

                                        [–]Jayfeather69 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                        /u/trollabot Jayfeather69

                                        [–]kennewickman 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Wow I was banned earlier today for violating rule #6.

                                        I don't want supporters who act like that even voting for president.

                                        [–]ColombianHugLord 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Is nobody else going to mention that his photo in the "club" appears to be in front of some wires and plugs and shit, there are no people around, and he is wearing what looks like a kimono? I think he's in an arcade.

                                        [–]AFlyingMexican5 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Doxing is a serious offense on here right?

                                        [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        So he's about 5 foot 4 and 120 pounds

                                        Real cool man

                                        [–]Barry_Scotts_Cat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        GOOD LORD, This is too funny

                                        Please tell me this is just a troll, it's too fucking funny

                                        [–]LesterPearsonsProjct 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Hopefully President Clinton tightens up armed forces recruiting standards. Sounds like the psych evaluation isn't doing its job.

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