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Amy Schumer And Lena Dunham Are Finally Leaving The CountryTOP KEK (i.redd.it)

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[–]ParatexxAUS 573ポイント574ポイント  (28子コメント)

WEW

[–]u_spezWifesBoyfriend 319ポイント320ポイント  (4子コメント)

LAD

[–]utex5TX 108ポイント109ポイント  (14子コメント)

Top Kek

[–]Wyoming44 96ポイント97ポイント  (12子コメント)

Whenever someone asks me which kek i'm talking about, I point to the hills and say

ALL THE WAY UP

[–]huge_yet_nimbleCZE 39ポイント40ポイント  (6子コメント)

ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP

seriously you had 1 job

[–]Wyoming44 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was quoting Fat Joe but that works as well! Although, when compared to Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham he looks more like Skinny Joe

[–]NoatakTheWiseUSA 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a French Montana song reference bruh.

[–]effleureMAGA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

CZECHM8.

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    [–]Toybasher 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The Kek just got TEN FEET HIGHER!

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        [–]mapandterritoryTX 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        LAD

        [–]MAGAtonnage 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Free Willies!!

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          [–]WillTwirk4BeerIN 266ポイント267ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Dude don't compare those whales to amy shumer, that's fucking low

          [–]SeriousBlakMAGA 333ポイント334ポイント  (12子コメント)

          Those Orca are waaay too thin to be Amy and Lena

          [–]DeadPandas115TX 154ポイント155ポイント  (4子コメント)

          Also orcas are likeable and cute, and its ok for them to be that weight

          [–]NoatakTheWiseUSA 72ポイント73ポイント  (3子コメント)

          And they also probably smell less like fish than both of them!

          [–]dreamorpheus 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

          Orcas are beautiful, not a good comparison. How about posting a couple of moldy bags of trash filled with excrement that would be a more realistic comparison.

          [–]ItsNoDuckItsACannukCAN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I've got a yard full of great dane shit... not quite large enough but fairly representative of those two large things in question.

          Spezed: let me know and take a pic.

          [–]Cybiu5CHE 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Orcas are beautiful, not a good comparison.

          orcas are intelligent too

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            [–]SrbijaJeRusija 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            No, the picture is just their packed lunch.

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              [–]MedicallyCO 772ポイント773ポイント  (116子コメント)

              LMFAO hahaha. The_Donald has to be the greatest thing ever made on the internet. everyone here is hilarious

              [–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 467ポイント468ポイント  (102子コメント)

              They say we're full of anger and hate, all I see is love and laughter here. Never change, /r/The_Donald

              EDIT: We get the best PMs, folks...

              You're an idiot

              from some cuck sent 3 minutes ago

              You claim the Donald isn't a hateful place on a post that's LITERALLY calling women whales? That's rich.

              [–]MedicallyCO 242ポイント243ポイント  (23子コメント)

              yep. liberals need to lighten up and take the broomstick out their behind.

              [–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 130ポイント131ポイント  (8子コメント)

              You're right, but I think some of them like it up there.

              [–]u_spezWifesBoyfriend 98ポイント99ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Feelsgoodwhateverpronounyouuse

              [–]krackle_wins 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Some of them use them as transportation too...

              [–]Good_Behavior_DayMN 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

              You know why witches don't wear panties? It interferes with their grip on the broomstick.

              [–]urafukinwhitemaleIA 37ポイント38ポイント  (8子コメント)

              Your post immediately gave me a terrible flashback of this disgusting story from FPH about how this married obese couple couldn't have sex because they were too fat, so they made the husband's mom hold up the wife's fupa with a broom handle so he could penetrate his wife.

              NSFL

              https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/529028

              [–]rektspecUK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Can't coz their brains would spill out.

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                [–]FLORIDA_WENT_RED 45ポイント46ポイント  (17子コメント)

                Fuck. I'll never understand why someone who hates this sub will browse it and actively PM people from the comments. Just block us like I have pretty much every default and go about your day.

                [–]Lizard_Of_Ozz 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

                They're mad that they don't have an awesome sub to belong to. There really isn't anywhere like r/The_Donald outside this sub.

                [–]Mind__MischiefUSA 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

                They're always looking for opportunities to be a victim

                [–]jihad_dildo 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Well they can always go to OSU and stand in a crowd of 10.

                [–]Gumbys_ButtholeCA 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Just read a comment in /r/news from a muslim student at OSU implying that non-muslims are now a violent danger to muslims over there. They're already claiming preemptive victimhood. He has to "keep his head low" because "we got a lot of people who want reasons to hurt others." Reads EXACTLY like the shit the dead OSU terrorist was saying before he decided to attack.

                Converting tragedy into oppression points in less than 24 hours.

                [–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Dictionary.com has named "xenophobia" its 2016 Word of the Year is one of the top posts there currently, not even bullshitting.

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                    [–]Henry_BurrisIL 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Rosie O'Donnell is also a whale. Please pm me

                    [–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    Better delete the cucks name before he goes crying to the admins.

                    [–]Smobieus 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    They won't complain to admins. They will have their mom call.

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                      [–]Pitcherofnectar 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      I haven't seen a single hateful or non-inclusive post (other than against people who are trying to hurt us (and even then, they're famous people who usually started it, and it's mostly just calling them out and proving their hypocrisy)) since I've began lurking here around February. I love u all, fam. MAGA

                      [–]cmoncy 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Amy Schumer calls her fucking self a fucking whale. We're just agreeing with the cunt for fucks sake.

                      Also, fuck u/spez

                      [–]onglol200MN 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Well to be fair I do harbor a lot of hatred towards terrorists.

                      [–]11768OK 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      I will debate ANYONE who says Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham is a woman.

                      SPOILER: They're not.

                      [–]Shadilay_Were_Off 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Chances the admins are doing anything about these harassing comments: About as much chance as Schumer and Dunham actually making good on their "joke".

                      Hope you reported them.

                      [–]asotranq 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Once the mods finish editing the comment section I'm sure it'll be nice and angry to fit the narrative.

                      [–]DrunkPython 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      I dont get any pm's 🙁

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                        [–]TheabsolutemadladTX 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Including yourself /u/Medically you beautiful shitposting centipede you!

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                          [–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 75ポイント76ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          It's about goddamn time.

                          [–]u_spezWifesBoyfriend 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          When the fin is flipped over like that, it means it's hungry

                          [–]TitanicJediAUS 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          so amy's fin is always flipped?

                          [–]TrueBlue41IN 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          That's her secret...

                          She's always hungry

                          [–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 58ポイント59ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          No worries, lads... Rosie is off to the side, they just couldn't fit her in with the other two in the same picture.

                          [–]CANT_STUMP__[🍰] 66ポイント67ポイント  (59子コメント)

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                          [–]topredditbot 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Hey /u/tommy_chicago,

                          This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

                          [–]LeSquidliestOne 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Man, so many of our posts are on there.

                          [–]Son0fSunPOW 64ポイント65ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          GRADE A SHITPOST

                          [–]ExecutiveChair1USA 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          I wonder what /u/katie_pornhub thinks of this

                          [–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I don't think they do bestiality.

                          [–]mustfocus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          we have the best shitposters don't we

                          [–]greatGoD67TX 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Landwhales like these dont deserve the disrespect of actual landwhales like those "comedians"

                          [–]Bloodrot 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          I love this sub. I'm not even American. But this sub is awesome. So much unity and brotherhood. You bash political correctness. Everyone hates you because you don't give a fuck about "safe spaces" and such and you crucify SJWs. I love it.

                          [–]toxicpaperND 30ポイント31ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          Don't put whales plastic bags! What the shit?!

                          [–]Katfish29CA 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          pls clap.

                          [–]DrPhilGud 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'm so offended by this sticky. Killer whales are pretty cool and shouldn't be compared to such filth as Schumer or Dunham.

                          [–]theguyinblue2OH 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Come on man. Whales are at least likeable.This is a far better comparison.

                          [–]JZPotterFF 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          You got my fucking hopes up

                          [–]FriendlyJack 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I literally choked on my morning coffee just now when I saw this. Half my kitchen is sprayed and tears are rolling out of my eyes.

                          Good job.

                          [–]webbess1 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Orcas are beautiful intelligent creatures. They are highly social and family-oriented. What on Earth do they have to do with Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer?

                          [–]egoisenemy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          This is an insult to orcas everywhere

                          [–]TURNTHATSHITDOWN 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Im liberal af and man do i hate those girls. 10/10.

                          [–]vapereasons 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          You are insulting whales.

                          [–]wikisex 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Lmao this sub always cracks me up.

                          [–]SIacktivist 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          As a non-Trump supporter, I love this goddamn sub. Only for the memes though.

                          [–]neonmadmenTX 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          #1 on r/all

                          Bow down to the God Emperor r/The_Donald

                          [–]13segruts 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          I don't even support Trump or browse this sub, but I'd be damned if I didn't admit some of these memes are dank.

                          [–]SNAKEMAGIC 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          Any updates on Rosie?

                          [–]CaptainProfessional 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          HEY, look, the engineers are working around the clock to make a crane that big that can also withstand the damaging sonic vibrations of the histrionic bloviating cries.

                          The liberal howls might counteract the grip of the giant rubber bands so it slips off, and the giant bag would drain and we'd have a beached whale to deal with. The media don't have that many violins.

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                            [–]archmcdWA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I knew the new sticky was going to be spicy af

                            [–]theresheblowshardUSA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Can't we start ignoring them. Maybe they'll go away on their own.

                            [–]CRAZY_FOR_SWAYZEIN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            HOLY FUCKING SPICYYYYYYY

                            [–]KothenNV 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            That really Wew'd my Lads

                            [–]baneposting_for_youISR 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Toppest of keks

                            [–]Raidernationprez 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            The average IQ in America just went up!

                            [–]Scrandasaurus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I didn't vote for Trump, but this is a shitpost I can get behind.

                            [–]Here4tehlulz212 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            HIGH ENERGY shitpost!!! MAGA.

                            [–]sq7896USA 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            Makes me sad to see them bagged up like goldfish. I guess i should feel bad for the goldfish too, but not so much.

                            [–]Lord_KariusKY 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Bro, those whales actually deserve freedom. Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham, not so much.

                            [–]harvey_ester 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            My girlfriend said "it's so sad that they put the whales in bags just to ship them" Jesus Christ I'm dating a special person

                            [–]IncognitrollCAN 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Kinda unrealistic. Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer are Beluga whales.

                            [–]__word_clouds__ 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Word cloud out of all the comments.

                            I hope you like it

                            [–]mooseman22 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Good Riddance.

                            [–]lansboen 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Send them to Japan, bet they'd love them.

                            [–]stvmorCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I heard they pay by the pound over there.

                            [–]MenicusMoldbug 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            SPICY

                            [–]energy_overwhelming 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Picture is wildly inaccurate.

                            Replace orkas with manatees.

                            [–]ObiMemeKenobiUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            That's extremely disrespectful to land whales

                            [–]KingWolfeiUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Finall.....aw dammit!

                            [–]Huma_eats_diapersNC 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Lets not insult those beautiful creatures like that.

                            [–]MinionCommander 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Seriously though Amy Schumer saying she wants to go to Canada is a Mad-Cow Disease joke waiting to happen.

                            [–]kipkal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Too funny

                            [–]BaritoneAssolutoMD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Aww, thought it was really them :(.

                            [–]Isaac51290 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            DEAD 😂😂😂

                            [–]armour56 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Jokes aside, that's really sad for the animals.

                            [–]sprenkelpantsCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            This made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit.

                            [–]IndoorsmanUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            They put whales in giant fucking ziplock like goldfish?! That's fucking amazing.

                            [–]rottenmedia 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Lena is unscrewable. She really does remind me of a woman with bad post-sex/menstruation hygiene. Like, that time I was getting out of the pool and the skanky woman was getting in and I caught a whiff of her ladybits. It was like pennies, chlorine and hot cabbage. Lena looks lazy, like she wouldnt bother to clean up her home until her kids were old enough for the chores then she would insist they clean every day. Otherwise shes going to sit there, with taco sauce on her t-shirt, empty food wrappers on the coffee table, cigarettes put out in a paper plate of food, and junk mail spilling onto the floor. She makes me think of the smell of hot dog water if she stood too close while talking to me. I think I hate her. Amy makes me think of that woman that walks the male dog with the big genitals that is always nuzzling its snout at her crotch out of a habit Amy wants to keep secret, and her arms will end up like Oprah Winfreys eventually. Im pretty sure I hate her too.

                            [–]EnjoiEveryMomentAUS 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Pretty sure those whales have a higher intelligence than such aforementioned plebs

                            [–]Beezelbubba 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I mean really, this sub just keeps making \all great again, day in and dayout

                            [–]QirkleyNE 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Sticky speed unparalleled!

                            [–]PresidenTrumpCamacho 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            WOW! I hated seaworld before, but now I really fucking hate them. LOOK AT THAT SHIT, IT MUST BE TORTURE FOR THOSE WHALES.

                            P.S. Stop comparing those poor whales to fatty mcfat Amy Schumer And Lena Dunham its cruel, those whales DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

                            [–]Mulldozer420 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I'm 95% sure this is a shopped image as part of the joke. Most of the time they have a separate tank for the whale or other aquatic animal to go into while they clean the main tank. I hope I've soothed your extreme whale-based rage.

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                              [–]FilthyPlagiarist 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              PRAISE KEK

                              [–]HughJaenis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I got really excited for a second

                              [–]cardinals1996PD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Terrible. People actually like whales.

                              [–]Trump4Life23 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              On a serious note why are they still here? I want them to leave this country. What can we do? I have deep hatred for many celebs due to the election. They think just because they are famous they are going to influence us how to vote. Fuck them all

                              [–]TiarmalCAN 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Fat, ugly, talentless.

                              How did these women get famous again?

                              [–]L73 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              As somebody that identifies as Trans-orca/attack helicopter I find this deeply problematic.

                              [–]dmiller9964 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              If Trump deports them both there will be a 49 State Landslide. Believe me folks.

                              [–]MrTashy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Lol remember when liberals fell for this image and started to do their typical internet rage?

                              [–]wolflink009 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              Can this please be the top post on Reddit. This is fucking gold.

                              [–]Sirius6300 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              That is really offensive and rude and hurtful... cannot believe you could insult an orca whale like that. Smh

                              [–]MAGATBHFAMFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Better make sure they follow the rules... http://lenadunham.ca/

                              [–]lightning_nuts74 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Excellent shitpost. 9/10

                              [–]tell_me_im_funny 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Wow, cmon OP..

                              That's clearly Rossie O'Donnel

                              [–]thefragile99MA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              wew

                              [–]LuftwaffeKlink 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              PRAISE KEK!

                              [–]AndersonGrand 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              lmao. Finally.

                              [–]AnoK760CA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              looks like they're losing some weight though.

                              [–]dicktaterpuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I didn't know that Amy Schumer had a twin...

                              [–]The_Kenich -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              kekkekkekkek<--This one

                              [–]drylubeGBR -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              JUST

                              [–]Miss_SangwitchWA -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Hey now, orcas are beautiful, majestic creatures that are also highly intelligent. What did they do to deserve this comparison?

                              [–]heytheretim -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Oh boy I hope they see this

                              [–]minimalmaple28OR 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Sadly, almost all celebs who said they would move have retracted their statements. Goes to show they really know how good America is.

                              [–]ladditudeTX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              You shouldn't compare those majestic creature to Lena and Amy

                              [–]Effervescinelephant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Wait those must be look alikes... they are pretty funny!

                              [–]EeehhhhhhUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Aww I got excited for a second

                              [–]JumbobieUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              There is going to be a Finding Nemo class event.

                              [–]MamemooUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Thank God finally. Knew that the air route is not a financially feasible way to transport them out of the country.

                              [–]throw_down_123 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              r/SuckitUpPussy

                              [–]y4my4m 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Considering reddit management is full of fatties, and they've banner subs for "fatshaming" before. I'm betting they'll use these kind of posts as excuse to ban the don

                              [–]Ulahman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Is that a little pile of Al Sharpton in the bottom of the bag going along for another free ride? I hope so.

                              [–]ajscilingoIL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              that's a mean trick to play, you had my hopes up :(.

                              [–]Psuper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              That title is complete bullshit!

                              I don't see any suitcases.

                              [–]ajsatx -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I couldn't tell they were whales until I read the comments. They looked like giant leeches..

                              [–]LostSnake 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I wanted this to be true then I saw the picture & sub

                              [–]trumpisgonnawin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              so which one's the rapist and which one of them is about as funny as rape? I keep getting them mixed up

                              [–]Zercher_it 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              god i love this place

                              [–]goldmockingjay 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Alright...don't usually go to this sub but this made me laugh

                              [–]I_AM_ALWAYS_ANGRYUSCG 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Dude, seriously? Orcas are offended.

                              [–]SYN_BLACK_XSWA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Just about pissed myself

                              [–]Ulahman 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              🌶🌶spice level..Top Kek🌶🌶

                              [–]PM_ME_YOUR_IPAs 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              ORCA LIVES MATTER

                              [–]ID_Clare 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Holy Neptune, give those rubber bands strength.

                              [–]jellyjigglerr 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              You guys are the best rofl

                              [–]Hightimes95 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              Help a drunk guy out. Is this photo real or not? If real wtf, I know you bag fish but whales?

                              [–]CircusNinja75 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              If only this was true...

                              [–]leveled_81 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Meanwhile the engineering team is still working out how to transport Rosie

                              [–]repsruUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              They're just ORCS not Orcas, OP.

                              [–]conspiracyeinstein 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Hoooly shit. This is the greatest shitpost I've ever seen.

                              [–]Lurking-My-Life-Away 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              They will have a whale of a good time.

                              [–]DeadPandas115TX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              When liberals start leaving this country
                              https://i.sli.mg/0rv58e.jpg

                              [–]Retroleum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              That's an insult to orcas.

                              [–]SeverelyAutisticMI 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Don't give me false hope : (

                              [–]StaankoUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              LOL their natural form without all the cosmetics and clothes on.

                              [–]The_Captain_SpiffMI 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              fuckin savage

                              [–]VirtualAnarchy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              WILL WE EVER STOP WINNING

                              [–]Getlucky12341 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              "I need to get back to my home on the moon"

                              [–]JustAnotherSinnerUSMC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I'm tired a bein' lied to OP! 👋🏻

                              [–]sn9kesGA -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I actually got my hopes up

                              [–]ceesco 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              No these whales aren't big enough.

                              [–]reality55 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I can smell their boxes from here.

                              [–]kevkev667 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Looks like they lost some weight. Good for them.

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