As I'm sure many of you remember, many months ago, /u/superhighheels and I became an internet item. Well two weeks ago, she was finally able to come visit. Unfortunately I broke my femur two hours after she got here, but she decided to delay her trip back to help take care of me and such, so now we're also spending thanksgiving together.

I just want to thank you guys for making a dude feel welcome in your weird little incestuous community long enough for me to meet the woman that I fucking adore, and wish you all a happy thanksgiving. Have fun biting your tongue when grandma says something racist, and try not to let your weird lecherous drunk uncle hit on your date too hard.