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[–]IamDanimals 3166ポイント3167ポイント  (66子コメント)

So majestic...like a penguin.

[–]FreshCutBrass 997ポイント998ポイント  (36子コメント)

A wobbly greased up penguin.

[–]TAU_equals_2PI 619ポイント620ポイント  (32子コメント)

In a Speedo.

[–]Mr-Napkin 419ポイント420ポイント  (28子コメント)

All we need is for Morgan Freeman to narrate this in a documentary

[–]So_is_mine 271ポイント272ポイント  (19子コメント)

"As a young boy..."

[–]SmartinOff1534 304ポイント305ポイント  (17子コメント)

"As a young boy Rand would flip bottle and flop around on anything wet. I'm glad my bobandy hasn't changed."

[–]Allredythere [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Hemingway once wrote,

'This world's a fine place and chubby boys dabbing after a choice bottle flip are a fine sight to behold.'

... I agree with the second part."

[–]agbullet 140ポイント141ポイント  (5子コメント)

"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically... like an eagle... piloting a blimp."

[–]ReCursing 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of the few genuinely brilliant fat jokes, and the GladOS' delivery just makes it so much better.

[–]attilayavuzer 145ポイント146ポイント  (7子コメント)

Scientists speculate he's still in motion today.

[–]Podacco 72ポイント73ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was driving home from work tonight and he slid right past me!

[–]sg36sagargupta26 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on such majestic thing can't be stop with mere friction

[–]10mm_of_nothingz 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

Navigational experts around the world are baffled by the poles shifting.

[–]droolmonster 1427ポイント1428ポイント  (37子コメント)

His bathroom doesn't have any walls.

[–]thundercock88 549ポイント550ポイント  (26子コメント)

What if that's his bedroom though

[–]audible_dog_fart 1539ポイント1540ポイント  (24子コメント)

Then that bookshelf aint gonna work

[–]Jshbk 171ポイント172ポイント  (20子コメント)

Meta

[–]Some_type_of_way 116ポイント117ポイント  (18子コメント)

Explain?

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 581ポイント582ポイント  (13子コメント)

Pretty sure there was a post the other day that I can't be arsed to search for that was like an Amazon Q&A page for a bookshelf asking if it works for a child's room and the answer was along the lines of "yes if the child's room has walls."

[–]droolmonster 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has shower in there. Or at least something that drops water.

[–]snotbag_pukebucket 820ポイント821ポイント  (81子コメント)

[–]heyimatworkman 785ポイント786ポイント  (28子コメント)

i swear, it's like everyone in japan lost a bet

[–]humicroav 611ポイント612ポイント  (11子コメント)

That bet was WWII.

[–]heyimatworkman 508ポイント509ポイント  (5子コメント)

"We surrender! Stop the bombs! We'll do anything!" - Japan

"...Anything?" - America

[–]sighs__unzips 199ポイント200ポイント  (3子コメント)

Actually this explains everything.

[–]Log_Out_Of_Life 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's an understatement for a Japanese. Things only get weird the more you look.

[–]TheSideJoe 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's just one old American vet in a room who's been giving ridiculous game show ideas since the war ended and Japan has to make that happen.

[–]Lawsoffire 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cities that exist:

Hiroshima

Nagasaki

Some others

[–]Log_in_Password 40ポイント41ポイント  (8子コメント)

Everything I see looks like they are having way more fun than us, looks like winning to me.

[–]Pritz524 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy falling in the end tho.

[–]nmddl 67ポイント68ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]amcvega 12ポイント13ポイント  (10子コメント)

I discovered Kabaddi through that sub. 10/10 would sub again.

[–]Twas_Inevitable 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Each "team" is 3 groups of 2 holding hands. One guy from the other team has to touch one person. If he does, he then has to get back to his side without being held down.

Is that even remotely close to what Kabaddi is?

[–]ShichitenHakki 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

You are amazingly close. Teams of seven where one player goes to the opponent's half of the court then tries to tag as many opponents as possible and return to their half without getting tackled.

Basically a team game of tag with tackling.

[–]b0r0n 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Plus the dude has to not breathe in for the entire time he's on the opposing side. So weird.

[–]AmateurPolyhistor 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just watched a match between Iran and India. I was entertained and confused.

[–]BoredGamerr 54ポイント55ポイント  (19子コメント)

At first, I was like "okay... that's weird, but Japan..."

Then the second part came around and a bunch of naked dudes walked into frame.

I just don't understand that country.

[–]thewaybaseballgo 3155ポイント3156ポイント  (50子コメント)

Never in my life have I witnessed so much swag in one person. It's very possible that this is an X-man.

[–]SharkZuckerberg 2334ポイント2335ポイント  (39子コメント)

Dab-neato

[–]terminal_mole 696ポイント697ポイント  (23子コメント)

[–]LazyBuhdaBelly 5179ポイント5180ポイント  (176子コメント)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–]snotbag_pukebucket 1839ポイント1840ポイント  (68子コメント)

Dab bod

[–]Beartuzzi 673ポイント674ポイント  (35子コメント)

You can even dab in different languages.

http://i.imgur.com/6vHPrXI.jpg

Edit: context

[–]janskybilliards 74ポイント75ポイント  (12子コメント)

[–]bike_mouse 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think this is the best thing I've ever seen today

[–]Back2BaseX 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

This was originally on the Old Spice website. after he finished the song shown on youtube, you could use specific keys on your keyboard to make him flex different muscles and make your own music. It was brilliant.

[–]PsiloCybinPunk 323ポイント324ポイント  (8子コメント)

I wouldn't have believed you, but I've seen the gif. The evidence is undeniable.

[–]Divingandhashing 120ポイント121ポイント  (2子コメント)

This belly glide could have easily been narrated to by Sir David Attenborough

"Look as this majestic creature dabs and proclaims this territory to be his."

[–]terminal_mole 146ポイント147ポイント  (14子コメント)

[–]OatmealTurtleneck 114ポイント115ポイント  (8子コメント)

I hope I don't ever fill up a pair of sweat pants.

[–]poop_27 94ポイント95ポイント  (2子コメント)

I hope I one day achieve inner peace as this man obviously has.

This guy looks like he could take down three or four Family Size juice box cartons single handedly and feel no remorse or regret. Stone cold.

[–]voxov 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Those would be so expensive... even if I could stomach it, I couldn't stomach the cost.

Plus, I guess if people do that often, it's actually going to have an environmental impact with all that extra waste compared to a recyclable 2-liter jug.

Man, to not feel anything after all that... he really is stone cold.

[–]chum1ly 140ポイント141ポイント  (35子コメント)

[–]tinmangoldplated 48ポイント49ポイント  (8子コメント)

dude there's a docunmentary about this guy called big river man that is ridiculously awesome

edit: dude

[–]throwuponme 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

The best documentary, Martin drinks whisky like a sports drink. He's the hero we need .

[–]AmateurPolyhistor 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

What an incredible human being.

[–]Reiqinko 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

His belly flop dives inspire me.

[–]VNV_Girl 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I loved this! Thanks for sharing. Now I need to check out the documentary Big River Man now. Martin is a amazing! :)

[–]BlooFlea 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

There are so many one-liners in here you have to watch this people XD

i was touched by lightning, was unconcious one minute, pushed me out of the water i was flying like plane, these guys go "martin died"

[–]caustic_kiwi 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Followed up by his daughter:

like nothing happened, you know, we're like, "I guess he's alive" lol

[–]Seicair 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

He wants to swim around the fucking planet? How long would that even take?

[–]arreu22 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Username checks out.

[–]Kaserbeam 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is this a reference to something, because i think i like it.

[–]seabassseabreeze 123ポイント124ポイント  (4子コメント)

The bottle flip might've taken a few tries, but he's got that danger slide on auto.

[–]Awoo-- 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

"Danger slide? God you're so embarrassing dad he did a sliding dab. Don't you know anything?"

Is how your kid would remind you that you've grown out of touch.

[–]AFineDayForScience 2051ポイント2052ポイント  (144子コメント)

I hate dabbing, but I love this.

[–]londonsorcery 1306ポイント1307ポイント  (45子コメント)

This is like, the two most annoying trends of 2016, but there's something so lovable about this kid that lets him pull them off

[–]Bluntmasterflash1 652ポイント653ポイント  (23子コメント)

It's hard to hate a kid having good clean fun.

[–]bradlahshields 253ポイント254ポイント  (17子コメント)

Don't do memes kids

[–]r502692 147ポイント148ポイント  (16子コメント)

[–]kconnell1 59ポイント60ポイント  (9子コメント)

Dammit Reddit, I was supposed to be asleep 14 min ago.

[–]Max_TwoSteppen 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

Just subscribe and let that sub slowly brighten your day every day. I've unsubscribed from many of the more judgy and asshole-y subs I was a part of because /r/WholesomeMemes just makes me too happy to feel like I should laugh at some cringy kid somewhere.

It has been a net positive.

[–]engineer-everything 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

I love coming across a post from /r/WholesomeMemes when I browse Reddit. Just little rays of sunlight through a sea of toxic sludge.

Also, ever since I filtered out /r/the_donald, /r/hillaryforprison, /r/politics, /r/enoughtrumpspam, /r/sandersforpresident and all other politics-related subreddits, my /r/all has become much more enjoyable.

[–]YoureNotAGenius 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let this be the final dab of 2016!

[–]zlaw32 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

What is the other trend besides dabbing represented?

[–]Derzweifel 62ポイント63ポイント  (19子コメント)

I also hate it when people dab, but this... this kid deserves the glory.

[–]lakerswiz 132ポイント133ポイント  (52子コメント)

It's hit or miss. And the hits can be really good.

This right here is just top notch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2lKIYZ0d_U

I lose my shit every time I watch it.

Watching it now. My god. The slight pause straight into a 7 dab combo. The kid is a fucking animal. He is an amphibious dabber too!

[–]ReverendWilly 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

ambidextrous?

edit: he's clearly got skill, I'm sure he could do it in water as well...

[–]Vordeo 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

amphibious

He can dab underwater? What an utter beast!

[–]R_Lupin 77ポイント78ポイント  (34子コメント)

It's literally just putting your head in your arm? Why does it have a name? What the fuck is this?

[–]ReverendWilly 35ポイント36ポイント  (19子コメント)

It's from people coughing or sneezing when dabbing (see: cannabis) then someone made a song and dance about it (literally...) and now my kids do it and I get to feel like a shitty parent.

[–]ellimist 44ポイント45ポイント  (4子コメント)

Holy fuck I didn't think of the poor parents. I'm so sorry. In the 50s, it was shameful to have a gay kid. Now it's shameful to have a dabbing kid.

However the obvious way to get them to stop is to do it yourself. Often. In front of their friends.

[–]baryon3 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was with my 7 year old daughter at a school dance and she dabbed, I dabbed back, she frowned and didn't dab again the rest of the night.

[–]AemonDK 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

you lose your shit over that?

[–]cujo8400 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

He doesn't look very amphibious to me but then again, I'm not really a frog guy.

[–]Boonchiebear 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love the way the Dad is just sitting there copping dabs to the face like "jesus Billy, this is the last time I take you to a game."

[–]_Aladdin_ 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe like 8/38 were real dabs

[–]ddbbddbbddbb 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

The form on those dabs is top notch

[–]FlyBlahTim 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same boat, but he was so dedicated to it, I can respect it.

[–]Umimum 327ポイント328ポイント  (11子コメント)

I spent way too much time trying to come up with a witty comment, then finally realized I've just been watching a gif of kid in a speedo on repeat...

[–]Colieoh 422ポイント423ポイント  (27子コメント)

My 9 year old understands this video more than I do.

[–]Kaserbeam 470ポイント471ポイント  (25子コメント)

Bro it was just a classic behind-the-back bottle flip followed by a sliding leg-raise dab, doesn't get much more basic than that.

[–]Frankandthatsit 97ポイント98ポイント  (5子コメント)

that's how I feel when watching a skateboarding competition and listening to the announcers.

"it's a backside sister lizard with a cum ball dick toucher..."

[–]ImTheNightGuy 138ポイント139ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm not an expert, but it doesn't sound like you were watching skateboarding...

[–]BookofJoe 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Followed by the dark side f-150 nollie on to the lunch table..."

[–]poopypoop6969 56ポイント57ポイント  (5子コメント)

If he was on a shuffleboard, that would have been a perfect slide.

[–]mdskllz159 91ポイント92ポイント  (3子コメント)

That gyfcat link is dark... "ExhaustedPowerlessAmericanwarmblood"

[–]largelyuncertain 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

I kinda feel like this child is living for all of us.

The slide of Life asks who dabs for thee.

This child. This child does. He heard the call and answered it, for you and for me and generations to come.

[–]Reidzyt 97ポイント98ポイント  (4子コメント)

I never knew it would be possible to capture 2016 in one gif...

[–]attilayavuzer 119ポイント120ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you're home schooled in Ecuador, but dream of attending high school in America.

[–]vintageshade 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Proof climate control is a hoax. If this kid can defy the law of friction and just glide and glide, what else can he do?

[–]Edenspawn 49ポイント50ポイント  (1子コメント)

He looks like a real life fusion of Majin Buu and Uub taking a shower in the Cell Arena and acting like Great Saiyaman

[–]SummerCivilian 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh. My. God.

You are 100% accurate

[–]drinu276 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

The bottle-flip was good, but the dab-slide was dope...

[–]the_dancing_nun 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

Someone's been attending the Mettaton Academy for Dramatic Posing

[–]DetroitAintHoppinShh 61ポイント62ポイント  (39子コメント)

I assume he's from a culture where they don't rip on kids for wearing that type of bathing suit.

[–]fiodorson 14ポイント15ポイント  (18子コメント)

What do you mean? People in US have a problem with kids using speedos?

[–]NaSoWirstNedOid 11ポイント12ポイント  (16子コメント)

Yes. Unless worn by professional swimmers.

I don't know why, and my only reasonable guess goes along the line of a popular stereotype of Americans.

[–]fourpuns 38ポイント39ポイント  (10子コメント)

Or for being obese

[–]15hector85 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

nah, they probably have a nick name, "Gordo, Flaco, Comelon, Panson." but not in a mean way.

[–]Chefmalex 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can someone make a gif of him sliding, but then taking off in to space?

[–]WildBilll33t 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the first time I've ever thought a "dab" was cool

[–]WeBeeHai 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't get over how amazing this dab actually is.. I've watched this maybe 20-30 times.

[–]Raaaaaaaaaandy 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

first it was dubstep that I didn't get. Then it was a dead gorilla. Now its flipping water bottles and this damn pose. damn youths.

[–]Weaver101 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

You may laugh now, but he used a weeks worth of water to make this video for us all.

[–]Thunderking33 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is OUTSTANDING

[–]IronTwinn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is now my favorite gif on the internet.

[–]ACFresh 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need the reverse gif!

[–]KD35isaBeast 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow this is truly a fascinating video.

[–]YoparaiHipsta 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well fuck - I thought the bottle flip was the climax. Talk about plot twists.

[–]CinnaSol 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.