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[–]Pohatu_ 1150ポイント1151ポイント  (66子コメント)

There are a ton of these in Sun and Moon.

"Press A to pound!"

"The taste of the Rare Bone fills my whole mouth..."

etc.

[–]Vialophile 471ポイント472ポイント  (21子コメント)

And the god damn camera goes right to her crotch when it gives you the "pound" dialogue.

[–]Pohatu_ 62ポイント63ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mash it! Turn it to goo!

"Food" goes flying.

[–]Rognis 53ポイント54ポイント  (19子コメント)

...giggity?

[–]Lark_vi_Britannia 142ポイント143ポイント  (18子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/Tvcq65B.gifv

[–]maymayz4dayz 74ポイント75ポイント  (10子コメント)

What the actual fuck. The Witcher is less lewd than that.

[–]Hey_Wassup 36ポイント37ポイント  (9子コメント)

My confusion is why all of you are complaining.

[–]GiantEnemyMudcrabz 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Unique Aroma"

[–]TrynaSleep 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus, there's no way they didn't know what they were doing

[–]Kromgar 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

She giggles at it. She has to go

[–]Sethdanielgoldman 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fuck sticks. Sweet Odin's Raven! By the Beard of Zeus. Jesus Christ Super Star?!

[–]metal079 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck.

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    [–]Mappinus 257ポイント258ポイント  (5子コメント)

    someone is at lush jungle

    [–]Pohatu_ 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Lush Jungle was a lot harder than I expected. The only other super hard times for me I can recall were the two Mother of the Year 2016 fights and the one against the Champion.

    [–]GiantEnemyMudcrabz 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The hardest part about Lush Jungle was that Castform S.O.S.

    Energy root Solar blade was tanked by my Salandit with no problem. That Castform though, it headbutted me into a corner.

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      [–]Dan_Of_Time 126ポイント127ポイント  (11子コメント)

      Anything to do with Meowth and your Mother.

      [–]Pipboy0003 80ポイント81ポイント  (10子コメント)

      Not really, it's common for an animal to sleep in their masters bed.

      [–]Oleal 93ポイント94ポイント  (8子コメント)

      Don't talk about your mother that way!

      [–]Pipboy0003 38ポイント39ポイント  (7子コメント)

      Jokes in you, my mother died before i was born.

      [–]Cryovex2000 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Jokes in you

      I would say you're either on mobile or a comedic genius to the relevancy of this thread

      [–]Rndmprsn18 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Huh... Talk about an inside joke!

      [–]lostskillz 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I don't want that joke in me

      [–]Apsyc 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      That's what your girlfriend said last night when I- wait... Cancel that.

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        [–]shadekiller0 54ポイント55ポイント  (6子コメント)

        That last line isn't even trying to hide

        [–]chux4w 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Let's dispel with this fiction that Lana doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing.

        [–]Bearowolf 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

        She was hoping for male swimmers during her trial too.

        For being a water trainer, Lana is thirsty as hell.

        [–]qu3sadi11a 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        /r/unexpectedrubio

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          [–]Pohatu_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I'm glad you shared this.

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            [–]quarg1992 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

            What about when you get Moo Moo Milk from the cafe. "It'll make you wish your mother were a Miltank."

            [–]Tigerballs07 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

            The Herb Dealer in the alley.

            [–]Thagyr 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

            "Don't ask me where I keep my pokeballs" - Male swimmer

            [–]Pohatu_ 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Same place Zenyatta keeps his extras.

            [–]PrimarilyGrumpy 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

            Don't forget, "And now we have our foursome. Woo!"

            [–]Pohatu_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Used to caddy, heard variations of this too many times for me to take it in a joking way. :/

            [–]MikeManGuy 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Every single line the bikini girls say is an innuendo.

            [–]Pohatu_ 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Their trainer models are too.

            [–]Kyser_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

            "OH YEAH ROCKRUFF GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT, MY BODY IS READY WOO!!" is my personal favorite

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              [–]hurdur1 1156ポイント1157ポイント  (22子コメント)

              Hint: they're in my vagina.

              [–]SoggyBarSoap 343ポイント344ポイント  (10子コメント)

              Um, is there anyway I can buy you dinner?

              [–]mydickcuresAIDS 189ポイント190ポイント  (8子コメント)

              After he buys you dinner can I get a quick look at your Poke Balls?

              [–]SoggyBarSoap 71ポイント72ポイント  (7子コメント)

              I just got steam rolled.

              [–]ZERO110011001110101 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Cleveland?

              [–]kenturse 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Close the window, you're letting all the stank out!

              Edit: apparently my autocorrect doesn't think I use stank

              [–]SoggyBarSoap 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Boston?

              [–]MrRozzers 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Wait til the season is over.

              [–]MisterUndestructible 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

              did someone say steam sale?

              [–]zlipus 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Quick! Go beat up that kid at the end of the street and take his money! Then spend it on a fancy dinner with this girl!! THEN come back and laugh at kid who's money you stole for being a little bitch....

              Take all that and its still no where near as damaging as the savage life beating red gave blue.

              [–]SquareOfHealing 56ポイント57ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I thought the joke was that she has two extra pokeballs in her bikini.

              [–]niceguyjohn 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Larry David knew it!

              [–]Ghostkill221 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Only the first 3 are.

              [–]mathfacts 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

              They're up her ass

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                [–]thatgoat-guy 173ポイント174ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Getting game freaky

                [–]OrangeInca 886ポイント887ポイント  (34子コメント)

                Shes not the only one

                [–]RexUmbr4e 171ポイント172ポイント  (10子コメント)

                TIL women in the Pokeverse don't have boobs, they just have pokeballs where those should be

                [–]The_Wanton_Furby 273ポイント274ポイント  (10子コメント)

                http://imgur.com/oIiVluh

                [–]Reggiardito 22ポイント23ポイント  (9子コメント)

                ........ source?

                [–]SC0TT1337 51ポイント52ポイント  (5子コメント)

                Its the Pokemon Adventures manga. Depending on which version you're reading, her name is Green (localized) or Blue (fan translated). She's a thief who occasionally helps out Red, and occasionally screws him over.

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                  [–]XeroAnarian 56ポイント57ポイント  (4子コメント)

                  Dragon Ball did it!

                  [–]hubricht 112ポイント113ポイント  (4子コメント)

                  You can date the game using the Family Guy meme.

                  [–]Oleal 80ポイント81ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Uhh I only see the game as a friend

                  [–]chux4w 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I've been seeing the game off and on for 20 years now. We only hook up for a couple of months every two or three years, but those times are pretty intense.

                  [–]MisterUndestructible 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Welcome to the friendzone.

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                    [–]HappyNTH 107ポイント108ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Risky click.

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                      [–]WisdomTooth8 98ポイント99ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      There are many similar instances in the game

                      [–]sjk9000 79ポイント80ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      No one ever posts the one with the male swimmer making basically the same joke.

                      [–]WisdomTooth8 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Yeah I saw him earlier today, dirty bugger

                      [–]dirty_ronin 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      "I'm only wearing shorts, where are my two Pokeballs?"

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                        [–]bijhan 85ポイント86ポイント  (9子コメント)

                        Tell me she uses a Cloyster

                        [–]Oleal 34ポイント35ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        I'll have my Onyx ready

                        [–]airstorm747 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Ah there's even that one double battle in HGSS where the trainers use a Onyx (Pokemon that "looks like" a penis) and a Cloyster (Pokemon that "looks like" a vagina). Game Freak just doesn't hide it.

                        [–]complex_personas 285ポイント286ポイント  (55子コメント)

                        Oh, Pokémon! A kids game at its core, but a naughty textual experience for the kidults who have grown up with you!

                        [–]aBigBottleOfWater 329ポイント330ポイント  (54子コメント)

                        And a simply gruesome and terrifying pokedex....

                        [–]StarKnight29 262ポイント263ポイント  (17子コメント)

                        Don't forget Drowzee: If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that one of these Pokémon is standing above your pillow and trying to eat you dream through your nostrils.

                        [–]073227100 94ポイント95ポイント  (11子コメント)

                        Why. Why. Whyyyy

                        [–]Ballersock 33ポイント34ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        That's just standard Yōkai shit. Children in Japan grow up hearing all these stories of scary monsters that will kill you in horrible ways unless you do a specific thing (Like bowing to a kappa demon so that it bows back and loses the water in the bowl on its head and can't move), so Pokemon just adding to the list (or piggybacking off of them) isn't much extra.

                        [–]CrayonOfDoom 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        There's a handful of good ones, though, like the Baku who eats nightmares. Waking from a nightmare, Japanese children ask Baku to eat the nightmare (3 times) so that they can go back to sleep without having another nightmare.

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                          [–]zedicus_saidicus 129ポイント130ポイント  (16子コメント)

                          Don't forget the sea cucumber ones that literally starve themselves to death after they find themselves a spot they like, they also spit out their organs

                          EDIT: Pyukumuku

                          [–]solidspacedragon 79ポイント80ポイント  (6子コメント)

                          Holy crap, keep one of these for a sacrifice pokemon, if it gets oneshot it will deal a crapton of damage!

                          [–]tayspeaks 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          The problem is that it has both low base HP and high base Defense and Special Defense.

                          [–]AllesHeuchlerHier 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          Pain split will even it out if it's not one-hit you'll at least kill yourself together with it.

                          [–]SupaKoopa714 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I found that out the hard way when I first fought one. I took it out in one hit and its ability wiped out my Dartix, leaving me sitting there trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.

                          [–]outofmangos 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          Did you know there are sea cucumbers in real life that spits out their organs in self defence?

                          [–]metalflygon08 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          We need the Pearl fish that lives in it's anus.

                          [–]Nebulanix 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          That needs to be a Pokémon. I know a certain redditor who loves bloody anuses. I'm sure he'd lick- I mean like it.

                          [–]AliceInWondermall 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          If you walk around the beach on the second island I think, you find out that Staruy is being eaten by other pokemon. But because of its red gem, it regenerates quicker than it's eaten.

                          [–]WrethZ 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Well real sea cucumbers also spit out their organs.

                          [–]MeniteTom 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          That thing's mouth is literally an asshole.

                          [–]RandomMagus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Huh, they're like limpets. They always come back to their same spot.

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                            [–]Ghostkill221 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Have you seen the previous games ghost pokemon?

                            Yamask is terrifying

                            So is Shuppet

                            [–]complex_personas 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Okay, Phantumps Pokédex entry is now officially my favourite entry of all time!

                            [–]IshrekisloveI 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Mega salamance has a dex entry where it turns on his trainer sometimes and slices them in two with its wings

                            [–]moal09 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I love battling using the souls of dead children

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                              [–]Tralldan 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              I haven't played it, but there seems to be a pretty large number of not so child friendly stuff in this pokemon game. I have no idea what's going on. Also, some THICC bitches.

                              [–]metalflygon08 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Ms. Wicke is unusually busy and her choice of lab coat makes it worse better.

                              [–]dettygt 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              They really upped the ante on the hot NPCs this time around. Yowza.

                              [–]BrendenOTK 111ポイント112ポイント  (8子コメント)

                              The weirdest part for me is in the trainer festival. One of the greeting options is saying your favorite trainer type. This might work well with some that sound like trainer types, but for the must part it sounds creepy

                              *I like youngsters

                              *I like punk girls

                              *I like lasses

                              *I like male/female youth athletes

                              Luckily they saved themselves and put "I like battling male/female preschoolers.

                              [–]PsynFyr 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              I like lasses!

                              Funnily, my girlfriend and I both picked this as our greeting without the other knowing.

                              [–]MemeRider69 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Lmao "I like youngsters"

                              [–]Ebola_Burrito 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              I saw someone with "i like young male athletes."

                              I noped out.

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                                [–]ArmoredMirage 292ポイント293ポイント  (93子コメント)

                                Damn shes pretty hot

                                [–]Call_Me_Jay 275ポイント276ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                If she's a drawing, I'm a drawing.

                                [–]moal09 90ポイント91ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                It helps that the creators of the Pokemon anime literally came out and said they replaced Misty, so they could swap new eye candy in and out from season to season.

                                [–]Jorymo 79ポイント80ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                But...they're ten...

                                [–]Oleal 89ポイント90ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                "we know"

                                [–]STRatos64 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                "If she's 10, I'm 10"

                                [–]JumboTree 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                even better >:3

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                                  [–]ObamaandOsama 29ポイント30ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                  Well duh. They also replace Ash's pokemon so you can get an idea of the new pokemon gen. The anime is just a big expensive ad for the games. There's no reason for Ash to date or ever get romantically involved with a new girl companion cause it will lock them into a choice and will suck when people who don't like/get bored of her have had her for several seasons. This way the anime is providing new content while not taking large risks. Plus, it makes it so you can start at any point in the series. No need to start with Misty when her season is pretty self contained.

                                  [–]laserlemons 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I'd like to draw all over her.

                                  [–]Ghostkill221 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  I mean, unless it's sex happening in front of you. All adult material is just pixels buddy.

                                  [–]Anikleiner 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  This is a slippery slope that leads to consenticles and furry porn.

                                  Shrug

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                                    [–]Qaswqqqq 119ポイント120ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                    Game freak does a LOT of sexual innuendos. Shame on you for not noticing this

                                    [–]TheUndulation 105ポイント106ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Why do you think the horny pokemon were the first to have distinct gender differences?

                                    [–]pulplesspulp 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Wow. Mind a little bit blown.

                                    [–]Scrogger19 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Lmao is this real?

                                    [–]AliceInWondermall 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Haha, yeah. Nidoran were actually the first pokemon with gender differences in the game. And they do have horns.

                                    [–]Dreamscarred 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Blue had a jester around the Safari zone who made a comment about dropping his balls. I had a very immature giggle about that one.

                                    [–]ACrispyPieceOfBacon 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    And then the face she makes..

                                    [–]un0wn-c7 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Definitely getting this game now

                                    [–]N_Who 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                    I feel like the whole game has a ton more innuendo than I am used to seeing on Pokemon.

                                    And then there's stuff like Salazzle's Sun dex entry, which cuts right to the point.

                                    [–]TheTurtleyTurtle 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

                                    Holy shit.

                                    [–]Jowem 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    fucking lol

                                    [–]Abnorc 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Reverse Harem?

                                    I guess pokemon evolution was never supposed to make sense.

                                    [–]crazybloodmonkey 44ポイント45ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                    man did gamefreak even give a fuck making the dialogue for this Pokemon game it really does appear they didn't lol

                                    [–]Bylahgo 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Remember the male swimmes with their speedos? Wonder where they keep their pokeballs ;)

                                    [–]GiantEnemyMudcrabz 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    All the swimmers with that model are like that. Hell the game in general is filled with this kind of thing.

                                    Lana is thirsty for male swimmers. Lusamine shocks Hau with her age and then gets really creepy. Mallow has an implied jerk off mini game complete with "goo" and a "Unique aroma", and you get told off by a guy in a Machamp suit who was hoping to score with two golfing beauties for helping him.

                                    This game has surprised me on so many levels. Its like Game freak googled Pokemon with the safe search off and now they are baiting the community to see how far down the Rattata hole they can go.

                                    [–]DislikeBot9000 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                    Yeah? Well I can do sexual innuendos too... BLOWJOBS!

                                    [–]zomgitsniko 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    A little too Game Freaky if you ask me

                                    [–]SieghartXx 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Did the translators really have this much fun, or Gamefreak went full "who cares, let's do it"?

                                    [–]VexingRaven 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Gamefreak has long been known for slipping dirty jokes into their games.

                                    [–]LyreBirb 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Yeah but... They really went all out this time.

                                    [–]hakkai999 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Well they aren't called GAME FREAK for nothing.

                                    [–]Jambi46n2 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    She keeps them jammed up in her Cloyster

                                    [–]JohnnyRedHot 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Yeah, where does she keep them?!

                                    [–]BK_FrySauce 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    She knows what's up!

                                    [–]Wooper160 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Where is this Swimmer? I havent seen that model before.

                                    [–]Dreamscarred 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    I think she's the one on a semi-hidden little island on MeleMele. Hop into the sea and go South-ish from the professor's lab. If she's not the one on the island, she's swimming nearby.

                                    [–]_TacticalMecha 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    She's beautiful...

                                    Oh wait.

                                    She doesn't exist.

                                    Please send friends I'm lonely

                                    [–]Fausty99 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Tbh I'm not that surprised because they've done this before with a swimmer in I believe Pokemon Black.

                                    [–]The_mango55 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Her boobs should be smaller after the battle

                                    [–]Gravon 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Why? She still has her pokeballs.

                                    [–]Laureolus 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Manga reference too.

                                    [–]lokken1234 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                    What do you guys think would become fashionable for pokeballs? Belts? Bags? Little slings?

                                    [–]v3xx 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Vaginal orifices

                                    [–]N_Who 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Anything that gives me a utilitarian excuse to wear a leather belt pouch is fine by me. But we'd probably just end up bringing fanny packs back.

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                                      [–]Upraed 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      I prefer women who don't have balls in their bikini anyways.

                                      [–]TheUndulation 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I don't know, this one seems actually harmless.

                                      [–]ShutUrCakeholeIrene 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      Had the same reaction. Wonder how they slipped that one past the censors.

                                      [–]thehandler77 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      They hid it with the pokeballs obviously

                                      [–]GlutealCranium 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Because the joke works without the perverted implication.

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                                        [–]BigAssBirdIV 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        I will do it, I will fetch the poke balls from your bikini.

                                        [–]Shutupcatlady 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Let's not forget the foursome reference in the BattleDome...

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