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[–]TheLongLostBoners 812ポイント813ポイント  (8子コメント)

haha you wildin' cuzzo. wyd tho?

[–]theswankeyone 81ポイント82ポイント  (7子コメント)

Fuck, it's at 420. I can't upvote or downvote.

[–]Ed_ButteredToast 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

Me too. Thanks

[–]kyomoto 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

This isn't me_irl get out

[–]Winrarthief 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

Take a screenshot, I heard they'll upvote anything

[–]renegade2point0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Today I a girl asked me 'what are you up to?' And I replied 'good, you?'

me irl!

[–]thezenithpoint🔥 "Title Ranger" 🔥 733ポイント734ポイント  (41子コメント)

Im sorry, but I lowkey can relate to this.

[–]thezenithpoint🔥 "Title Ranger" 🔥 494ポイント495ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blockedyes I blocked myself

[–]snowcaps-perhaps 188ポイント189ポイント  (19子コメント)

Do third cousins that you only see like annually count

[–]IAm_Raptor_Jesus_AMA 212ポイント213ポイント  (7子コメント)

Bruh I only see my first cousins annually foh

[–]isleepinmathclass 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

A lot of my first cousins I don't see for years

[–]Freeballa 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

The recidivism rates in this country are too damn high!

[–]SealTheLion 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't even see some of my siblings annually, lol.

[–]pf2- 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

:(

[–]SealTheLion 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Direct fam in NC, sister in Hawaii, mom's side in the Northeast, dad's side in Europe & Africa, I'm in Australia. Tough luck.

[–]Jorke550 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes.

[–]snowcaps-perhaps 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

But the annually part...

[–]Max_TwoSteppen 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't matter which hole you use.

[–]jemma4069 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does having sex with my mom that i only see annually count than too

[–]save_the_pigs 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depends on if they've passed kindergarten

[–]JadesterZ 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

You can marry your first cousin in most states.

[–]WittyPancake 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Albert Einstein married his cousin.

[–]PM2 48ポイント49ポイント  (15子コメント)

Which part tho...

[–]thezenithpoint🔥 "Title Ranger" 🔥 74ポイント75ポイント  (13子コメント)

That part.

[–]-Views 200ポイント201ポイント  (12子コメント)

tHat part.

[–]MGLLNMod 63ポイント64ポイント  (10子コメント)

Bang this shit in the hood one time. Lil bitch I'm back and poppin

[–]alex_3799 40ポイント41ポイント  (8子コメント)

Tell that ugly bitch to move away I need more options

[–]I_am_the_one123 29ポイント30ポイント  (7子コメント)

Broke? Then fix your pockets.

[–]NickSparks94 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

OkokokokokOKAY

[–]KendrickMakaveli 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS BITCH THIS AIN'T CHIPOTLE

[–]I_am_the_one123 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

[–]BABarracus 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You gonna make the hood pussy great again?

[–]ScHoolboyV 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck! I missed a ScHoolboy lyric chain.

[–]BecomingTheArchtype 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay okay okay okay okay okay!

[–]AWildAnonHasAppeared 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

The part where you wanna fuck them out of the gene pool.

[–]nyradmilli 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

LMAOO I FEEL YOU

[–]thezenithpoint🔥 "Title Ranger" 🔥 46ポイント47ポイント  (0子コメント)

SMH FAM U KNOW 😂😂😂👊👊👅👅💦💦👌👌👍👍💯💯

[–]ghostboytt 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's 2 cousins I've been trying to fuck. 4 that I would fuck if they asked me. And like 7 others that I think are hot but wouldn't try anything.

[–]HumblestManOnEarth 292ポイント293ポイント  (13子コメント)

A fat ass is a fat ass.

[–]TheOrangeGrapes 132ポイント133ポイント  (1子コメント)

I look like Edgar Allen Poe to you hoe?

[–]DownvoteDaemonChauncii's best friend ☺️👬💕 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hell no.

[–]personalact 117ポイント118ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean... Damn that dress be tight...

[–]RestInPorzingis 103ポイント104ポイント  (9子コメント)

First cousins don't count though right? Cuz you got your cousins, then your first cousins? That's not right is it?

[–]I_DONT_KNOW123 205ポイント206ポイント  (7子コメント)

Maeby

[–]GinoMarley1 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

This comment is how I know this subtreddit is made up of white kids.

[–]Kungen- 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

Only white people enjoy comedy shows

This is how I know this subreddit is white.

[–]lanternsinthesky 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man it is almost as black people enjoy non-stereotypical shit as well

[–]MicahdM 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey I'm not white and I loved that show

[–]lemondropPOP 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's only okay if your boobs have ESPN.

[–]Bannedfromfun 57ポイント58ポイント  (4子コメント)

YFW Mormon and people outside the Church just aren't as good looking.

[–]Ru71kl0l5 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

YFW Mormon and can't relate.

[–]Bannedfromfun 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

What, next you're going to tell me you don't play churchball or hate funeral potatoes?

[–]Bloodaxe726 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't care what religion you are, funeral potatoes are the shit.

[–]clarketta 55ポイント56ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice uhhh recovery there

[–]ElDarKnight93 50ポイント51ポイント  (2子コメント)

Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.

[–]drdr3ad 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Kevin Gates?

[–]slacktechne 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jonah Hill's character in Wolf of Wall Street.

[–]thenewmeredith 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Smh nah only got 3 male cousins and 2 of them not even close to cute and the 3rd one is meh but again he's my cousin

[–]Downvotecanonn 70ポイント71ポイント  (3子コメント)

Are you disappointed that your cousins aren't cute?

[–]Kendo16 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

It makes the gene pool look like it needs a filter.

[–]NoWayTheConstitution 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well the ugly might run in the family...

If they're ugly, who knows if she is too...

I would be upset if I had ugly ass cousins. (Lets be honest, obvious facial disfiguration or some giant ass nose, or something else obvious as fuck will easily stand out)

[–]thenewmeredith 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No but I am from the South so maybe I should be 🤔

[–]Createdsequel 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can relate to it

[–]JJMcgray 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would you rather them bang YOUR cousin?

[–]yank_the_thang 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's ok, she's only my FIRST cousin.

[–]enjoi130 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he low key wants to fuck fam

[–]fastyfoxy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is especially hilarious to me because i saw this on his snapchat story and was so confused. this explains it all. gotta love mr. pew

[–]HidingFromMy_Gf 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

but then you have a cousin you really click with that you've only seen a couple times in your life and then you find out you're not blood related. then what do you do, mr. expert?

[–]FatherThyme 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What about Half cousins?

[–]johnnybones23 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fun fact: Guliani married his 2nd cousin

[–]CommieStoner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lost one of my cuzzos, cursed from them devils

[–]Tragically_American 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You haven't weeded out shit. Just the dumb ones