Cuck Hoax 2016? Silicon Valley “Stars” lie through their fucking teeth.
Lots of stuff has been happening in November, lots of stuff. First off we have a new President Elect. I know this may be breaking news for some but Donald Trump is going to be the new Commander in Chief. This is a shocking turn of events as most people started to accept the thought of the first Lizard Alien She-Devil President. Lots of people are unhappy and lots of people are taking to the internet to express their rage and confusion over the whole situation. Lots of people went on social media and posted “evidence” of hate crimes being committed. Once the internet found out these stories were getting clicks it exploded like wildfire. I even saw a couple of cuck-boy supremes (this is the first time I have ever called anyone a “cuck”) try and make up a story about being called “cuck” at the bar. They tried to use their celebrity muscles to lash out at Trump supporters because they weren’t happy with the election results. Without further delay I present to you Thomas Littlebitch and Kumar NanPajami or whatever the fuck their names are.
Was at a bar last night with @Middleditch. At the end of the night, 2 white dudes, 20's, who'd been there for hours came up to us.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 12, 2016
I go "Hey we don't wanna discuss politics right now." His friends goes "oh they're cucks." Then starts yelling at us. "CUCKS CUCKS CUCKS!"
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 12, 2016
Out with @kumailn; for no reason two dudes came at us with Trump right wing shit, calling us "cucks". Never in my life. I hate this. Week 1.
— Thomas Middleditch (@Middleditch) November 12, 2016
Lots of BS being thrown around by these two at this point so I very politely share my opinion on the issue.
@Middleditch @kumailn this is a made up story
— Stoney (@Shersbet) November 12, 2016
This seemed to set him off because next thing I know I get a reply from that bird faced fuck and my notifications blew up for the next two days.
.@Shersbet @kumailn damn you. It's real. Wake up. Bouncer removed these people. Shame on you. What is happening?!
— Thomas Middleditch (@Middleditch) November 12, 2016
@Middleditch @kumailn I refuse to believe anybody has ever been called a "cuck" outside the internet
— Stoney (@Shersbet) November 12, 2016
Even some our senior Bad Break correspondents felt like they needed to weigh in on the issue.
@transgenica @Shersbet @kumailn hater. It happened. It was weird.
— Thomas Middleditch (@Middleditch) November 12, 2016
From there I just got a lot of messages from people calling me a racist. I think the thing that really hurt was when TM called me a hater. Well he is right. I hate his stupid TV show. It was good for the first couple seasons but now is total dogshit. Did he even bang that girl in the show yet? Probably not. Middleditch is the definition of squid. Getting all hot an bothered just because someone on twitter doesn’t believe your story only confirms my suspicions that it is totally fake. I stand by what I said that I refuse to believe anyone has been called a “cuck” outside of the internet.
I understand we live in a world that has mean spirited people but I just don’t believe all those random occurrences just suddenly happened the night Trump won. Every single post I saw on social media featured a hate crime AFTER it was committed with no proof of assailant or vandals. I truly believe people were just making shit up to make shit up. The thirst for internet fame is just too real to pass up for some. Here are a couple stories that came out in the recent days. I understand people are upset Trump won but to make shit up is just ridiculous.
http://www.usforacle.com/news/view.php/1026075/Student-claiming-robbery-arrested-for-fa
http://chicagoist.com/2016/03/14/northwestern_freshmen_vandalize_cam.php
I know people are all upset that Hillary didn’t get elected but they are just going to have to deal with it a different way. There is no reason to be making up shit trying to get other people in trouble for something they didn’t do. Like swearing at Thanksgiving in front of your Nana, that shit aint right.