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[–]good_man_gone 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

It starts making me feel sad/ depressed that I don't have a mate in my life.

You mean female fucktoy, dont you? If you are looking for a soulmate women are the last place you want to look. Lol

Here is something which will cheer you up. The next time you see some hot chick at the mall or somewhere else just imagine her squeezing a big fat stinking turd from her ass before she puts her fake up on and goes out to have her free drinks paid by idiots.

[–]Fictitiousfallacy[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's certainly one way to cheer me up hahahah! Thank you brother lol

[–]good_man_gone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gunnery Sergeant Mgtow: Private u/Fictitiousfallcy, why did you join my beloved Corps?

Private Fictitiousfallacy: Sir, to learn how to dgaf sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Mgtow: So you dgaf!

Private Fictitiousfallacy: Sir, yes sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Mgtow: Let me see your dgaf face!

Private Fictitiousfallacy: Sir?

Gunnery Sergeant Mgtow: You got a dgaf face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a dgaf face. Now let me see your dgaf face!

Private Fictitiousfallacy: Aaaaaaaagh!

Gunnery Sergeant Mgtow: Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real dgaf face!

Private Fictitiousfallacy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Gunnery Sergeant Mgtow: You don't scare me! Work on it!

[–]wildfireboat 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What if that turns you on...

[–]good_man_gone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then rub one out but dont tell your friends.

[–]truthserum23 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude, you have been saved from the petty and dramatic bullshit that surrounds the holidays in amplified quantities. In exchange for what? Some warm, cuddly feelings that quickly dissolve into regret when she reminds you that the world revolves around her and your purpose is to ensure the perpetuation of this myth.

[–]Noomene 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man ... every time I have that urge, I imagine a cunt sitting next to me nagging about how I'm oblivious to her mother's existence in the universe .. or nagging me for not wanting to text or call her every time I remember to breathe. Then I imagine that happening for the rest of my life.

[–]muscacavalcade [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"that special someone".

That's an illusion. After the honeymoon/love-bombing phase, what remains is drama and manipulation.

[–]BoyWhoreWithASword [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm 25 and have never had a "mate in my life" for the holidays. "Man up".