As you probably know Christmas is near. And, of course the war on christmas must resume.

While you, fellow citizen, will not be on the frontlines of the war giving kids detention because they said "Christmas" or removing Christmas themed imagery from coffee cups, you can still help with this war effort.

Remember, instead of saying "Merry Christmas" say "Happy Holidays!"

This, fellow citizen, is one of the most effective weapons of the attack on this American Holiday, and we all must do our part in saying it.

Thank you for your time. Remember: "Happy Holidays!"