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[–]MC_Punjabi 43ポイント44ポイント  (3子コメント)

Made me laugh all the way through. Not good laughing though. Nervous - I know your right laughing

[–]FeuchtVonLipwig[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

There is never a problem with laughing I would say, they have to be able to take some irony to a certain extend. If they end up really getting things done and pushing awesome updates, we will be the last ones to stay sceptical. But for now we still have to remain realistic with what they delivered so far and see what they will give to us.

[–]PrincessFancyPanties 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I had the nastiest reply planned for you, but this comment renewed my faith.

I definitely hope that at large, this community will be nice to HG if they can actually see that they are, and have been indeed working hard to make NMS into something that people will want to play.

[–]Avgukguy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

When Sean the Meme adds in all the promised features from before launch I suspect that people will start to give him a break. Maybe that and once he's come out of hiding and taken ownership of his lies and mistakes.

[–]chknh8r 94ポイント95ポイント  (0子コメント)

Google translates English to Salt now. Most impressive.

[–]Avgukguy 48ポイント49ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's really sad about this is that your translation does make more sense based of past experiences with Hello Games and Sean the Meme Murray :(

Now take your upvote and get the hell outa here!

[–]FeuchtVonLipwig[S] 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its not my translation, I just put it in google translate m8 :)

[–]Walo00 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sounds legit.

[–]aaronth07 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sounds legit.

But the picture doesn't even have sound!

dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

[–]LoneSeeker777 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

The only thing I disagree with, I don't think they'll do paid DLC for a while, considering that was one of their initial promises NOT to do.

[–]GuideDragon 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think after everything that has happened its not unlikely for HG to break a promise.

[–]LoneSeeker777 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, but look at what /u/FeuchtVonLipwig said. He has a point, it would be suicidal to do something that stupid.

[–]FeuchtVonLipwig[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

No I agree to that, they wont release any paid DLC for a while, that would be suicidal for everything that is left.

[–]LoneSeeker777 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, for at least this reason they shouldn't do it.

[–]Manolo_Ribera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The part with "the money that Sony left me" also makes no sense. Sony didn't publish this game.

[–]seanjenkins 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder if he can see anyone in his world...

[–]THE_LORD_HERESY 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems like an accurate translation to me.

[–]Android515 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

It won't be our biggest update, but it is the start of something.

What exactly was their biggest update? Minor bug fixes. Or perhaps the day 0 patch where they changed fuck all but made up some patch notes of half truths and lies in order to placate the playerbase?

[–]wggn 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It probably hints at some of the future updates being bigger.

[–]Android515 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah true enough. However I seriously doubt they will be able to deliver.

[–]Ghosttwo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The bastards don't even use Oxford commas.

[–]FeuchtVonLipwig[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

By the why, I think they really missed the opportunity to squeeze at least a small apology in there, even if it was just "We are sorry that the game didnt live up to the expectations for a lot of you" or something. But enough people here already wrote about that, compared it with the Final Fantasy 14 situation and so on.

[–]WhatILack 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I got to the "I had to wear big glasses and shave." I burst out laughing for five minutes straight.

[–]pimpbot-5000 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is brilliant! Your post has almost certainly given me more enjoyment than this sorry incomplete patch will.

[–]Tremy24 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's about correct....

[–]JimmiG 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think next week is more likely than this week. I mean they announced it on a Friday evening... Kind of funny how they even managed to mess up the release week.

[–]Wrymn 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I vote it the best and funniest (sadly the most truthful one) post there was in this reddit :DDDD

I laughed really hard.

[–]FeuchtVonLipwig[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Awesome if it made you laugh :)

[–]Wrymn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes it did :D

In my opinion, it was even better then Halloween costume photo (where there was noone on the photo), or the Sean the Pinocchio, where his beard grow with every lie :D Or even the joke about policemen wanting to arrest Sean but they couldnt see him.

And that is something.....

[–]RevolutionRaven 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Respect. Seriously, you made me laugh. I'm a sarcastic bastard, but I feel I could learn a thing or two from you. Have my upvote!

[–]Hadly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAHAHAHAH DAE HATE NMS?

[–]trebleverylow 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

i feel bad for anyone who is still angry about this. but not that bad.

[–]FeuchtVonLipwig[S] 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

When I bought and played Watch_Dogs 2 recently, I thought "man so much content and work in this game, for the same price as No Mans Sky" and wondered why they released their game for such a high price in the first place, because those games are not even slightly comparable from a quantity or quality aspect.

[–]Ph4ndaal -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You got your money's worth from the sheer amount of thinking you've done about the game.

I lost a $100 note in the park two days ago. Shit happens. Get over yourself and get on with your life.

[–]longshot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is no way they've run out of money. There's just no way.

[–]APM369 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahjahahaahahahhaah lol

[–]Cjpinto47 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eeeeeeeeyuuup

[–]BagelGrenade641 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

While this was funny, it's a bit unfair to write off the update already. I hate this game as much as the next angry internet troll, but I'm at least willing to see how this turns out, even if it's just to fan the flames of hatred that rages in this subreddit