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[–]cirycat 841ポイント842ポイント  (6子コメント)

hes summoning your one tap powers by sacrificing himself to satan while dancing in the fire

[–]None_shall-pass 209ポイント210ポイント  (0子コメント)

a sacrifice for RNGeezus

[–]0xJADD[S] 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

We lost 'cause BOT Ferris was throwing.

[–]Nukidin 71ポイント72ポイント  (0子コメント)

fuck this made me laugh out loud

i love it when bots do weird shit

[–]frasse215 Year Subreddit Veteran 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, so that's what that streamer was doing? summonig1g or what was his name?

[–]CaidenG [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The bot's not the only thing getting roasted

[–]R8outof8M8 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

juan tap god is now satisfied and ready to unleash his juan tap on many people

[–]vydzi 1006ポイント1007ポイント  (23子コメント)

I think I know what's going on here. Valve made so that the bots learn the game by studying players actions. This particular bot studied summit. Feelsbadman

[–]InfamousBLTCloud9 Fan 106ポイント107ポイント  (0子コメント)

Studied everyone who rage-throws when someone abandoned too

[–]VipitisiBUYPOWER Fan 40ポイント41ポイント  (12子コメント)

Doing this would be really smart and a great move. But bots would get too good and people would want to have Bots instead of players.

I would prefer to not have Bots and just have a respawn with more money. And not always the first to die gets the respawn, because they would start people playing far to aggressive.

[–]jzilkLGB eSports Fan 93ポイント94ポイント  (5子コメント)

The year is 20XD. BOTs have learned from pros and even surpassed their levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who can kick their team first and have a 5 man BOT squad win the game for them.

The Press ESC > Call Vote > Kick Player > F1 metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

Some say SK and Fnatic use cheat keybinds in order to votekick much faster.

[–]PerfectlyDarkTailsLondon Conspiracy Fan 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

It'll be just like predicted, the year 2023, where DarkSim level CPU ruled over all. Perfect Dark Combat Simulator all over again.

[–]VipitisiBUYPOWER Fan 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can't you just bind a callvote kick for all ids from 1-100 and it will kick the first that connected to the server?

[–]porygonisloveBravado Gaming Fan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah you wish

[–]Skazzy3Inferno Veteran 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/smashbros is leaking

[–]Xepez09Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Isnt this why they dont do anything about the bot ai because then players will kick bottom fraggers for good bots and an extra respawn

[–]VipitisiBUYPOWER Fan 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, and kicking teammates shouldn't be allowed for no reason anyways.

Either griefing like doing team damage and you can call a vote, cheating: being reported by an enemy or teammate and you can kick him. Afk: after not dong anything for more then 30 seconds a vote can be cast.

Too often a 4 man premade team just kicks the fifth for no reason or in round 13,14,15 or something just too troll him.

Sure there are cool downs on excessive kicking but is still overused in lower ranks.

[–]45b16Cloud9 Fan 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well for afk, you wouldn't be able to kick a +lefter. Also, currently someone who doesn't move for some amount of time is disconnected automatically.

[–]thefenceturtleLuminosity Gaming Fan [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

They could do a different metric for what counts as afk, maybe if you didn't leave your spawn or didn't buy for a certain amount of time you could be counted afk.

[–]45b16Cloud9 Fan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Both of those metrics have situations when people might not be afk, but if Valve could actually come up with a metric for afk, then it would be good

[–]BitcoinBoo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

RIP TAYBOT

[–]duckcowman 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually this bot is a minecraft animal.

[–]okBroThatsAwkwardMirage Veteran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking lol he's gonna never live that one down

[–]yan_rulez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hope that you're wrong, God knows what happens when they start to study steel.

[–]Lazarite [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The bots are learning from North American CS vods. Judging by the clip, I can confidently say they can hang with top players NA at the highest levels.

[–]superandywaffleCloud9 Fan 139ポイント140ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Ahhh! I need help here!"

[–]niceandcreamyNinjas in Pyjamas Fan 269ポイント270ポイント  (1子コメント)

1G

[–]andas19955 Year Subreddit Veteran 93ポイント94ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is just a fan of summit1g, relax

[–]Skyenay 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least he tried, it's the taking part that counts - Bot Ferris was just warming up

[–]MofoJones 77ポイント78ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ferris watches intently as the enemy snipers face off down mid. They alternate narrowly missing each other's heads. The .338 Lapua rounds carry enough energy to explode a human skull, yet they seem so whimsical as they sail past the terrorists and crash into the rocks behind them. Shortly after his teammate jumps down to push up and continue the fight, Ferris realizes that they won't stop until one or both of them is dead. "An interesting game.." Ferris mutters to himself, as he pulls out his zippo and lights his molotov cocktail. "The only winning move is not to play."

[–]davidredsox 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

You better be an author or a frequent on /r/WritingPrompts , cause that was really good.

[–]godofpainTRMirage Veteran [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well apparently, he is hanging around in /r/guns and /r/mechanicalkeyboards (which i definitely suggest checking out, only to realise you are poor af /s )

[–]EniGma249SK Gaming Fan 24ポイント25ポイント  (9子コメント)

Open console

Type status

Look for bot's ID

Callvote kick Bot's ID

[–]howzat99Astana Dragons Fan 16ポイント17ポイント  (8子コメント)

doesnt work since like 8 months ago, at least i think

[–]greem65 23ポイント24ポイント  (8子コメント)

Valve really REALLY needs to improve bot AI.

[–]iSWINEGuardian Elite 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why? It's perfect.

[–]greem65 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

U right fam I'm just tripping.

[–]DariosHD 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

bots are OP

[–]moonra_zk 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just FUCKING HATE how tr bots on Dust2 almost always rush mid and "I MUST SAY NO" you. I once shot the bloody bastard after it refused staying on spawn a few rounds. NO MEANS NO, STAY PUT OR STAY DEAD YOU FUCKER.

[–]CorporalAris 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The ai navigation map is to blame here.

[–]Uber_naut 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thing is that if they made the bots better, everyone would immediatly kick their lowest scoring player.

You get a better player who doubles as an extra life. Better to have them be dumb as bricks.

[–]s3sebastianDust 2 Veteran 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The bots don't need to be better when it comes to aim but they should always follow the commands of human players and hide in the spawn reliably.

[–]Baefrank00Office Veteran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

just give them the ai of combine soldiers /s

[–]beninmotion 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hold This Position PLEASE LET ME LEAVE COMRADES.

[–]themadmaxexOffice Veteran 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Time to buff Bot Ferris mollys

[–]chokezTVTeam Dignitas Fan 27ポイント28ポイント  (18子コメント)

in the valve office

if(onfire ==1){ while(1) jump(); }

[–]addict97GODSENT Fan 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is the engine for CSGO written in C++?

[–]deadshotz 10ポイント11ポイント  (9子コメント)

or you could just do

while(onfire()) {jump();} ;)

[–]chokezTVTeam Dignitas Fan 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

dont think valve optimizes their code at least my FPS think that way :(

[–]imadeofwaxdanny 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol optimization. Everyone knows that's what compilers are for

[–]xomm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, the second one would be checking every iteration, so it'd be using more resources, if anything.

[–]antm5k 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

That's actually absolutly not the same thing mate ;)

[–]roachwarren 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not the same but more realistic, right? The first code would never break out of the loop (because the variable onfire is set before the loop and has no opportunity to change) while the second would have the function onfire() checking every iteration.

[–]Lt_Riza_HawkeyeGuardian 2 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah but it would be way funnier if they just never stopped jumping

[–]_meegoo_Luminosity Gaming Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagine dead body just jumping on fire.

[–]bazookatroopa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yours is different. His will check if on fire and if so will jump forever in an infinite loop. Yours will check if on fire and if true then jump repeatedly as the fire continues to be true.

[–]NytraSK Gaming Fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

A while loop there would cause the whole game to freeze

[–]wowdota2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, just the bot's ai ;).

Well he can jump

[–]vexii 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

naah it only runs once per tick

[–]pigi5Team Liquid Fan 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's not how it works. Code doesn't just stop executing if the time it takes exceeds the tick rate. This is an infinite loop and will cause the game to completely freeze.

Edit: missed a word

[–]vexii 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i where under the impression that most engiens run on a event loop, but yeah i forgot while is a sync call

[–]Che3tahCloud9 Fan 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sacrificing himself to Summit

[–]eebroVeryGames Fan 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Before you think about kicking someone, watch this clip.

[–]FreezeSnakePit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why? For the glory of Satan of course!

[–]speedbee 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

1g

[–]Big_Stick01Team Liquid Fan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE SICK PLAY FROM FERRIS

[–]Dirty_Dingus_McGee 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

SAVE FERRIS

[–]vukan96 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think bots should definitely be a little less stupid.

[–]the_mad_king123Astralis Fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

summit getting flashbacks

[–]lord90 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is there any documented good molotov use from bots?

[–]PmYourEroticFantasy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bot1g

[–]AmaziaTheAmazingVirtus.Pro Fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can a bot get kicked for team kills?

[–]dashobg 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

1g

[–]fLicK17Fnatic Fanatic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

1G

[–]walter_socomSplyce Fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

1g

[–]paypaypayme5 Year Subreddit Veteran 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

1g

[–]ScarXIII 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fun fact: A molotov drains your health faster than an incendiary!

[–]Tuminaroj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/shittyrobots

[–]BatBruCatMilitia Veteran 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still better than most of my teammates.

[–]Axumata 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's how I hit myself in the head with a slingshot stone when I was 7.

[–]JungieEUN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

he seems so happy in the fire

[–]CrannySmithNinjas in Pyjamas Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Smithzzz?!

[–]chrisfrhTitan Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah smithz nades are dope

[–]qualey3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

also1gthings

[–]Blueking481 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

seems about right xD

[–]Costeri 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ferris will be re-born as the Dust2 Boss

[–]Bohya 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just looks like an NA player to me.

[–]Agent_staple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bots throw nades?..

[–]Theghost129 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ISIS: I will execute everyon--

Don't bother I'll do it m'self

[–]ExplosiveLoliBaggage Veteran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should've all stood in the fire, then the bot would get autokicked and replaced with another one.

[–]Electroverted 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Analysis: Why did you kill yourself?" - Ford

[–]jackc22Ninjas in Pyjamas Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dkdi

[–]brycehazen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

These comments are a summit circlejerk

[–]Wolfie_Ecstasy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, check mark bough an awp when the rest of his team was saving. What a bot.

[–]TheRandomRGU 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valve has terrible AI.

[–]the207life 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

101

[–]NinadobrevismyloveCloud9 Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

still better than my team

[–]MetoMeister5 Year Subreddit Veteran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

did helen keller program him? wtf

[–]Kar98Vox Eminor Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He wanted to be like Taco

[–]nightwolf92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But go into Deathmatch and they one tap you from Goose.

[–]fershky98 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

l0l

[–]Wraith_Chaser 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

BotLivesMatter

[–]Misterfear1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amazing how that glass bottle bounced off a stone arc back at him.

[–]imNotlociBUYPOWER Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

summit bot

[–]ClutcH_K1nG 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valve needs to comeup with something more innovative to resolve the issue of disconnection in matchmaking the bots are really stupid better to play 4v5 because coz bit nades teamates and team damage by the bot is also a big concern

[–]xiotox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously why do we still have bots? Makes as much sense as giving each player extra HP to make up for the lost player.

[–]simbasays1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks like my gameplay

[–]ItsUrBoiSketch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kick this griefer

[–]rgonzal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've probably done this before

[–]jasonrt56778 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

1G baby

[–]BlueEyez [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

1G

[–]kpoloboy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

1G

[–]phoenixmusicman [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I will never again complain about the bots in my game

[–]lookmasilveroneNatus Vincere Fan -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

botlivesmatter

[–]felixluulz -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

NA CS LUL

[–]suicidekenshin -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hello darkness my old friend...

[–]mmmmmBettyVirtus.Pro Fan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

1g

[–]draigh488Cloud9 Fan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

1G.

[–]PcAddictionzCloud9 Fan -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Was expecting someone to type 1G, got disappointed.

[–]nov_24_12 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahah

[–]Kindarealtv -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aw crap...

[–]Minitell -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice 1G cosplay.

[–]Den_dar_AlexNinjas in Pyjamas Fan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/meirl

[–]driop -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was playing just now, our genius bot walked out of T spawn (inferno) and threw a nade right at the guy watching mid. He was standing still.

[–]Xdomas1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

BOT Jared

[–]EconamWRXTeam Liquid Fan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clearly a great wall play from Trump.

[–]Pirrzter -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

KHALEESI!!!!

[–]wigan77Virtus.Pro Fan -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

summit fans are bots?

[–]WeirDz -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

if valve dont rename this bot summit im gonna flip shit