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[–]LazySmart 558ポイント559ポイント  (11子コメント)

Igni.

[–]SiMonsterrrr 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is the comment I was looking for!

[–]LazySmart 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

Or did you get hit by Axii. . .

[–]SiMonsterrrr 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

It hit me like an Aard, to be honest...

[–]SteakAndNihilism 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Axii in a crowd? Are you insane!?

[–]Vindexus 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

What's the reference?

[–]vivox 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Igni is a fire spell in the Witcher games.

[–]mandobat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Flame spell from Witcher

[–]volvaga0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Igni is the 'fire' spell in the Witcher series

[–]Triseult 455ポイント456ポイント  (18子コメント)

Burn, Ubisoft social media intern who has no responsibility whatsoever in what games Ubisoft makes!

[–]AeroSyntax 49ポイント50ポイント  (1子コメント)

Third Degree Burn

[–]FuckinNiceKitty -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

No need to call the burn center. They're already dead.

[–]SoniaBowLady 93ポイント94ポイント  (5子コメント)

/r/gaming is actually a sub-subreddit of /r/im14andthisisfunny at this hour

[–]vlasvilneous 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

Does that explain why you are here?

[–]RexDraco 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

That explains why all of us are here. You can't say that there was any other reason you have clicked this pic on front page.

[–]Plegu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rule number one: You do not talk about the club.

[–]epicwisdom -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The secret is that mental age is directly measured by the current hour of the day, reverting directly from 23.99 years old to newborn as the clock strikes midnight.

[–]ProJumz 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some sacrifices had to be made for the purpose of a good meme.

[–]Etonet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

how is that a meme? it's a joke

[–]Masterventure 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

plus the fact ubisoft is technically just a publisher not a actual developer, yet arguabliy more influential then the actual developer.

[–]Yugenk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, stupid thing to do for internet points.

[–]PepeTheMemeFrog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's still a part of the system man. hits blunt

[–]ALargeRock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

100% true. I still laughed.

[–]Jamie_W 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, OP doesn't come out of this looking all that good really!

[–]TheRobidog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea, I'm sure that intern will feel personally offended by someone insulting games he didn't make... as a joke...

[–]Wrestling_Genius -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

He'll show it to co-workers as a laugh also reddit will make it popular so somebody will show this to someone who works there and THEN we will get our sweet sweet internal destruction of their mental core.

[–]TheDungeonWizard 169ポイント170ポイント  (5子コメント)

Also, the message hasn't even been seen yet.

It's the equivalent of cussing at a store employee on your way out the door.

[–]iLickAnalBlood 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just suddenly snapped and realised that EA and Ubisoft are two different companies. I've been so used to them raping my gaming dreams from Watchdogs to SW Battlefront that I thought they were the same company.

[–]raza14 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought the white fill tick means, it hasn't even been received. That's like shouting from outside the shop...

[–]thiscontent 152ポイント153ポイント  (3子コメント)

this is like something a 13 year would do and then take a screenshot of to show all his friends.

mastertrole.

[–]ActuallyFolant 194ポイント195ポイント  (6子コメント)

There's no need to be a cunt.

[–]sanchez_ -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I know right?. That smiley face is so condescending.

[–]NLWoody 84ポイント85ポイント  (4子コメント)

/cringe

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's come to a point where people seem to want to think things are cringy, even if the subject matter isn't.

[–]InconspicuousCBox 51ポイント52ポイント  (9子コメント)

I feel you're being rather unfair, Ubisoft have done REALLY well this year. Their continued support of Rainbow Six Siege, redeeming success of Watch_Dogs 2, the upcoming release of Steep and the decision to postpone the Assassin's Creed series for a year really show that Ubisoft is growing up and taking criticism seriously.

[–]CynicScientist 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't forget that The Division is also lowkey getting a lot of updates and another expansion.

[–]InconspicuousCBox 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

True. The recent 1.4(?) update was a massive step in the right direction!

[–]PM_YourDildoAndPussy 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is watch dogs 2 actually good(on pc too)? Like good good? Last one sucked

[–]InconspicuousCBox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't comment on PC but on PS4 it's superb!

[–]Notsure_jr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like it's a dumb downed GTA 5.

[–]nittun -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

redeeming success of Watch_Dogs 2,

what?

Ubisoft haven't really redeemed anything. Postponing a series that should have been done at 3 games cant really be praised. Ubisoft is the abyss that good ideas comes to die.

[–]InconspicuousCBox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watch_Dogs 2's quality redeems Watch_Dog's lack of quality. They clearly took the issues with the first game on board and corrected them.

[–]Haden56 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is actually just asshole behaviour. "Haha! You didn't make a game I liked!"

[–]Akuseruto 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rainbow Six Siege?

[–]PS4-SeizeForce 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They almost pulled support to support Tom Clancy's The Division after Rainbow Six: Siege. After the horrible launch of that game, they reaffirmed their cashcow that people wanted. Let's not act like Ubisoft's decisions were purely for out of the goodness for the consumers. Had The Division been getting more attention from consumers, Siege would have been dropped like dead weight.

[–]leondrias 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

...but why?

even ignoring the fact that you're actually just crapping on some poor intern, there's literally no reason to do this

you're just being an asshat

[–]Darxe 10ポイント11ポイント  (13子コメント)

Ubisoft is redeeming itself with Steep

[–]FlapperValve 28ポイント29ポイント  (6子コメント)

Is that that new tea simulator I've been hearing about?

[–]mwng2020 35ポイント36ポイント  (4子コメント)

englishman senses tingling

[–]Wiedewiedewiet 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I heard the game was going to be quite good.

[–]bratbart69 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Open beta showed it isn't SSX but it is quite good. IMHO it is as good as any other recent productions from Ubi wings : Good, but needs something to be badass but Ubi won't give a damn about it :)

[–]Wiedewiedewiet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

For a minute there I thought you were talking about tea simulator

[–]TheMexicanJuan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, the Punching Kids simulator.

[–]MazeGilliam 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

I completely agree with you. I can't remember the last time I was this excited for a snowboarding game, I know you can do more than snowboard but that was literally all I did during the beta.

[–]Darxe 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's going hit hard with my demographic. Late 20's early 30's gamers who grew up with Coolboarders and SSX.

Plus recently many games just stress me out. I play BF1 and I can't even enjoy a beer because it will slow my reaction times as I get shot in the face

[–]UNHchabo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is one of the things I've enjoyed about War Thunder -- it's a game that allows me to have plenty of adrenaline-inducing moments, but it generally doesn't require twitch reflexes like most FPSs. Lining up a good shot takes seconds, not milliseconds.

[–]twetewat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler in the open beta sold me hard. So hard.

[–]CReaper210 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was really excited for Shaun White Snowboarding, but I just couldn't get into it for whatever reason. Steep looks great from what I've seen. Hopefully it turns out well.

[–]nittun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

not really, it is as flawed as shaun white skateboarding. hopefully they have time to pull up but i somewhat doubt they will.

[–]svdimr 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

Whenever I see a guy in a suit posing in front of a bathroom mirror, I think he's a douche. As it turns out, you are a douche.

[–]alThePal88 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is that really a picture of OP? I would say it's a picture of one of his contacts..?

[–]_sirberus_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ya the guy you're replying to and the retards upvoting him have no idea how that app works.

[–]UrsusUngue 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really goes to show the average intelligence of /r/gaming subscribers

[–]bigjohnny1982 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This isn't a burn... its just stupid.

[–]anthempt3 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how everybody agrees that this post is immature but it still has over 1100 upvotes

[–]TDO1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is just incredibly stupid.

[–]KoalaCubed 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's such a mean thing to say to Ubisoft.

[–]hoponthathighhorse 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see we're not allowed to have fun today.

[–]WakeUpDonnie 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

ITT: A load of people upset at this post, saying it's "unfair" on Ubisoft. That it's unfair to make a silly/funny joke at the expense of a multi-million dollar company (one with a pretty poor track record in its treatment of consumers it should be said) and post it here.

I think that that's a strange reaction to have.

[–]nezlok 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

No it's a strange reaction to question acting like a normal human being instead of being a fucktard. Regardless of the subject.

[–]throwmydongatyou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do you insist that this has been done?

[–]ClintRasiert 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, it's unfair to make a stupid joke at the expense of someone who has absolutely no saying in what the company does.

[–]Roflcopter-Man 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha ouch right guys?

[–]patchyabp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Way to make someone feel shitty when they have nothing to do with the game development side of things...

[–]b717 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Send that shit to EA.

[–]Epistemify 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shitpost but a good post.

[–]mems1224 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was that supposed to be funny or something?

[–]flappers87 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The definition of acting like a child

[–]Canis_Enigmas -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Ice water! Stat!!"

[–]Vocal1st -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will never forget Chessmaster II

[–]bonkerdonkers -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But they get 10/10 on ign

[–]edodagan -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

What is the Witcher 3? I only play gwen

[–]Rodal888 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a rumor but apparently if you stop playing Gwen there actually is an entire sidequest where you battle monsters and hunt legendary beats.

Like I said, it's just a rumor. I don't know firsthand. Too busy playing Gwen.

[–]justsomeguy000317 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are taking inspiration from witcher 3 on assasins creed empire

[–]Canobil -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh no you didnt !

[–]Dustinbuddy001 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hah! Got'eeem!

[–]gopeteyaself -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry I just couldn't get into the witcher.. but Ubisoft does suck.