>Dad came home after the hospital after showing my brother the proper way to use a noose after my brother had tied the rope around his chest.>We have a 2,000$ medical bill from the ER>I tell him to pawn or sell his motorcycle to help pay it.>He's going to sell his truck and ride his motorcycle to work,even if it snows.>We are all going to have to ride on the back of his motorcycle if we want to go somewhere. Please get me out get me out get me out of this state I need to get out.
Also could I just sabotage his motorcycle so he would be more inclined to pawn it instead of trying to sell his truck?
Is Kentucky the Poland of America?
>>67667665Just take your brother to a hunt. Lots of accidents happen on a hunt, m8.
>>67667732More like the Czechia of America
>>67667665That shit is hilarious. Write a comedy show about white trash from Kentucky pls.
>people actually live in kentucky
>>67667665
Come to California :3
>>67667871This is my family I can't write a show about them. Besides they would fucking know it would probably be me.One time I posted a picture of my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors to a local paper and he came raising hell.
>>67667665I was unironically waiting for the update.Also; I thought your brother went to mental ward.
>>67667961>house that is made completely out of doors
>>67667961>that is made completely out of doorsHuh?
>>67667973He is still there for another 24 hours I think. But my mom said they will probably let him out because he told the psy doctors he wanted to see jesus or thats what my mother said.
That doesn't seem like a very kentucky thing. Aren't people all about their trucks there?
>>67668041>they will probably let him out because he told them he wanted to see JesusThis just keeps getting better and better.
>Kentucky>Lol. It's not just a meme.People from Illinois make fun of KentuckyPeople from Indiana make fun of KentuckyPeople from Ohio make fun of KentuckyI'm beginning to sense a trend here. Good luck, anon.
>living with your parents>not using public transport or riding your bike
>>67668028>>67668039Yep.... Made completely out of doors.And not only is his house made out of fucking doors, He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by.
>>67667961>my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors
>>67668270>public transport in the middle of KentuckyCome on f.am, think before you post
>>67668291T-that's Russia-tier, anon.
>>67667839>More like the Czechia of Americaelaborate pleaseis this positive or negative?what is Kentucky like?I have mixed feelings about this post
>>67668270We don't get buses out here. The terrain is too difficult.And you want to know what happened last time I used a bike to get around.I actually got chased by a fucking bear. Yes a bear chased me, it's his morning routine. Him and this fucking Elk who just got here.I actually think they are some sort of tag team, because when the bear is done chasing me the Elk starts up.
>>67668402Czechia is a million times more civilized than Kentucky.Kentucky has like 3 really nice cities and the rest of just backwardsville. Kentucky is more like Ukraine or russia but with more illegal alcohol and slightly less dancing.
>>67668291That looks like a barn though, surely nobody can live there.
>>67668402No one thinks about Kentucky until something Florida-tier happens there. See>>67668291
>>67668291Is this the real life?
>>67668291what the fuck
PLS ADOPT ME
>>67668485> Kentucky is more like Ukraine or russia but with more illegal alcoholsoundsfun/10 ťbh>>67668291nothing wrong with thisit's America, I don't see why a man shouldn't be free to build his house out of whatever the fuck he wantson the contrary you gotta respect how difficult it must've been to build that
>>67668291Reminds me of western Wisconsin. Year before last I helped haul a bunch of old mattresses a hotel was getting rid of out to an area that looked kind of like this. One of the recipients hadn't slept on a proper bed in forty years or at least that's what she said.
>>67668291Kentucky shouldn't be allowed to exist
>>67667961
>>67669098Where else are you going to throw away your trash?
>>67668426I need to watch this show.
>>67668291Do all of the doors open?
>>67668485>Kentucky has like 3 really nice cities and the rest of just backwardsvilleMy sides.I want to go there.
>>67667973Original thread?
>Kentucky was one of the only states to try and adopt the metric system in the United States. >Unfortunately the people were not use to the metric system and often got speeding tickets for doing 120mph in a 75mph highway.>Also several highways were built too long because the engineers were using the old system instead of the metric system.
>>67667961>go to kentucky>neighbours are surrealist paintings
>>67669628Atleast they tried. That shows a will to adapt. But like pandas, some things just aren't meant for life.
>>67667665Why was he breaking the law by not having insurance?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-digs-up-dads-grave-to-argue-with-corpse-police_us_55d49f76e4b055a6dab24258http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/01/ashley-sies_n_6988984.html>man digs up corpse to argue with it.>Man tries to rob woman with a bra, gets beaten with lawn ornament.
>>67668291>kentuckyNot even surprised
>>67669520>>67631629
>>67668291
>>67668291Fallout 4 tier
>>67668426Getting closer to nature is good
Kentucky aint even the worst state, u could have been born in mississippi
>>67667665It just seems really bad right now anon, imagine you didn't have any family support and your family didn't have you there even if you don't do much. Be there for your brother it will mean everything to the poor fucker.
>>67668291what in tarnation...
>>67667665>poor people who vote republicanKarma is a bitch innit
How's the fired chicken?
>>67673809Umm you know they mostly vote democrat right?
>>67673812Fried*
>>67673809like voting for a bunch of morons that let clinton jew out their best candidate for her rotten ass is a better idea, give me a break voting republican has nothing to do with it
>>67667665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOSB5krk9VEI BID FAREWELL TO OL KENTUCKY
>>67668291>implying you fags wouldn't do this for the pun opportunities alonecaptcha: cousins dixonfuck off google
>>67669736pandas are no longer endangered leave them alone pls
>>67669335mr. smartass here, everyone
Louisville isn't even kentucky Come here I suppose
>>67674010The doors that way
>>67674598>The Austin of Kentucky.
>>67668291topkeki actually saw an english dictionary to know another usage of 'door' to build a house with when i first saw >>67667961 and it's literally fucking door.
>>67668291America
>>67668291>And not only is his house made out of fucking doors, He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by.
>>67667961Please post that pic
>>67667961That's gypsy level anon. Is Kentucky the Romania of America?
>>67678633i drove through kentucky before and it was pretty crazy, but a lot of that part of the country is like that
>>67668291>a typo is a real thinglmfaoing i fucking love this. someone screen shot + archive
>>67668291>bad gatewaywhy can't gook moot set up a functioning image host
Kentuckian reporting in.
>>67668291someone make this a meme>why do americans use doors as building materials
Owensboro reporting in.
>>67668291>He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by.Sounds like a recruitable character.
isnt kentucky home of kfc? you have that going for ya
>>67668291>America is a First World country
>>67679145Check our houses, m8.
I always laugh at your backward ass state, kentucky.t. superior tennesseean
>wanted to see jesusTell me about the rabbits, anon
>>67667961I understand your pain.My father thought the taliban used 4chan to recruit teenaged girls. And like 10 years ago my uncle tried to make a cat dog and a remote-controlled microwave.
>>67680306He tried to get a cat and a dog to fuck and make a cat-dog hybrid
>>67668291How the fuck is this in my country?Are you a hill billy?
>>67667961>One time I posted a picture of my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors to a local paper and he came raising hell.>and he came raising hell>>67668291>file no longer existsJust a coincidence, right lads?
>>67668291>Ameridoors
>>67667665>my brother had tied the rope around his chestwhat did your brother hope to accomplish by doing this?
>>67681773I would also like to know, I'm gonna guess it involves being dragged behind a quadbike or something.
>>67681773>>67683752OP posted yesterday that his brother tried hanging himself (to kill himself) by his torso and wondered why it didn't work so his father showed him how to do it correctly
>>67668291Life Has Many Doors, Ed-Boy!
>>67668291>just anglo things
>>67668291do all these doors work?
Please post more OP. That's the funniest thing I've read in a very long time
I'll be honest I didn't believe the story you told a day or two before about your brother but now...GoddamnIt's a ruse right?... right?