>Brother tried to hang himself>He's and idiot and tied the rope across his chest instead of his neck and was hanging off the ceiling for like 20 minutes wondering why he hasn't died.>Heard my dad shout that he was doing it wrong and that he was going to show him the proper way to do it.>Dad tied the noose and put around his neck and jumped>My brother had to cut him down, but dad's is having a hard time breathing.>Now my mother is driving my dad to the hospital and my brother to the mental ward.I fucking hate living in Kentucky.
good post made me laugh
good thread
>>67631659>>67631670pls adopt, I have to leave this state.
here here
>>67631629That's an amusing story (assuming it's invented). I very much doubt you would have the means and/or drive to post this if this kind of retardation ran in your family.
>>67631791No it's real. There's no way I could had made this up. I mean he tied the rope across his fucking chest.And then sat there hanging from the closet. Although to be fair my dad was drunk again and probably thought that he would be too tall for the rope but he was drunk and stumbled.I think I was spared from the genetic piss pool because my mother never knew my real dad. On the whole my foster dad isn't that bad but I feel like this stupidity is contagious and might influence me.
don't let it drag you down OP
Best post made my day
>>67631904if you live with your mother and your 'foster dad' that would make him just your step dad open a dictionaryfoster dad is only a thing if youre a foster child which it sounds like you arent
>>67631629>>He's and idiot