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a guest Nov 22nd, 2016 44 Never
  1. [2016-11-22 10:08:56] <clambeewow> Assuredly I already sent a .tell to paradox. No fucking way that cocksucker is banning me for something trivial compared to what he and mulder are doing
  2. [2016-11-22 10:09:37] <Bino3005> what were you banned for lol
  3. [2016-11-22 10:09:44] <Bino3005> paradox doesnt ban anyone
  4. [2016-11-22 10:14:06] <Assuredly> clambeewow, paradox doesnt accept tells
  5. [2016-11-22 10:14:06] <fumyl> clambeewow: for the record, your .tell was hilarious and i have zero idea what you're even talking about. you were banned for being a penis. i don't even know what mulder said to you.
  6. [2016-11-22 10:14:09] <Assuredly> send him a pm
  7. [2016-11-22 10:14:22] <clambeewow> hopefully pinging him is enough, I'll join later
  8. [2016-11-22 10:14:25] <Assuredly> clambeewow, he will end up unbanning you just give it time and dont over react
  9. [2016-11-22 10:14:28] <clambeewow> yep
  10. [2016-11-22 10:14:28] <fumyl> ban appeal of the century:
  11. [2016-11-22 10:14:29] <fumyl> <gonzobot> clambeephone sent you a message 2 hours and 35 seconds ago: fyi dickbag, mulder did say that shit to me. Said his biggest joy would be to hear my family burned to death alive in a house fire. Told me to go ahead and kill myself now before the divorce. If you wanna support that go ahead keep banning me like a fucking cuck sucking mulder's dick.
  12. [2016-11-22 10:14:29] <fumyl> Dude is toxic as fuck
  13. [2016-11-22 10:14:30] <Assuredly> he wont see your ping
  14. [2016-11-22 10:14:30] <clambeewow> I'm not
  15. [2016-11-22 10:14:33] <clambeewow> cool
  16. [2016-11-22 10:14:35] <fumyl> literally no idea what you're talking about.
  17. [2016-11-22 10:15:15] <fumyl> you create these elaborate conspiracy theories in your head that people are out to get you and they all talk to each other and exchange information. in reality you're just an ass and no one can stand you.
  18. [2016-11-22 10:15:35] <Chad> who's mulder?
  19. [2016-11-22 10:15:39] <Assuredly> whose chad?
  20. [2016-11-22 10:33:43] <clambeewow> Chad
  21. [2016-11-22 10:33:54] <Chad> clambeewow
  22. [2016-11-22 10:33:57] <clambeewow> Mulder is a dude who, after I shared some family frustrations (wife is moody and pregnant)
  23. [2016-11-22 10:34:12] <clambeewow> send me pms over multiple days saying he hopes we get divorced and that my family's house burns down with them inside
  24. [2016-11-22 10:34:20] <clambeewow> and for me to just go ahead and kill myself as it's going to happen anyway
  25. [2016-11-22 10:34:38] <Chad> Is he also Buffy?
  26. [2016-11-22 10:34:40] <aboynamedsu> snoonet pms or reddit pms?
  27. [2016-11-22 10:34:45] <clambeewow> in my state, someone saying that "nothing would make them happier than your house burning down" is considered a legit threat
  28. [2016-11-22 10:34:54] <clambeewow> so it would cost a $50 civil suit filing fee to get his IP address
  29. [2016-11-22 10:35:01] <aboynamedsu> lol do it
  30. [2016-11-22 10:35:05] <clambeewow> and a PI/atty $500 to get their info from the IP
  31. [2016-11-22 10:35:10] <clambeewow> aboynamedsu snoonet
  32. [2016-11-22 10:35:15] <aboynamedsu> ah damn
  33. [2016-11-22 10:35:37] <Ffnorde> Kaalaaa might doxx them for you for a much lower price
  34. [2016-11-22 10:35:48] <aboynamedsu> who is mulder? snoonet staff?
  35. [2016-11-22 10:35:51] <clambeewow> Ffnorde I don't want to pay a snoonet mod to roll on them
  36. [2016-11-22 10:35:51] <Hades> damn clambeewow, in Louisiana?
  37. [2016-11-22 10:35:58] <clambeewow> Hades Georgia
  38. [2016-11-22 10:36:02] <Hades> ohh
  39. [2016-11-22 10:36:04] <Ffnorde> Kaalaaa is not a mod
  40. [2016-11-22 10:36:04] <Hades> good to know!
  41. [2016-11-22 10:36:05] <Chad> I've dealt with him before
  42. [2016-11-22 10:36:07] <clambeewow> I have rental homes and deal with similar shit all the time
  43. [2016-11-22 10:36:08] <Chad> He's an asshole
  44. [2016-11-22 10:36:16] <Ffnorde> Kaalaaa is a force unto himself
  45. [2016-11-22 10:36:18] <clambeewow> seriously, $550 is what it would cost to get his address
  46. [2016-11-22 10:36:22] <Ffnorde> And the voices in his head
  47. [2016-11-22 10:36:23] <clambeewow> then I can file suit in his state
  48. [2016-11-22 10:36:43] <aboynamedsu> please do all of that and make a post on r/drama about it
  49. [2016-11-22 10:36:51] <Ffnorde> Yes
  50. [2016-11-22 10:36:58] <Chad> Do that
  51. [2016-11-22 10:37:26] <Ffnorde> Also in Donald Trump's America, Melania will make doubly sure such cyber-bullying and threats are illegal
  52. [2016-11-22 10:37:39] <Ffnorde> And he will be sent to jail
  53. [2016-11-22 10:44:50] <clambeewow> aboynamedsu I might, it helps that I have a JD in contract law so I can do the footwork and have someone licensed in his state file the motions
  54. [2016-11-22 10:49:28] <Ffnorde> How do you know what state he lives in
  55. [2016-11-22 10:49:55] <clambeewow> I would find out when snoonet gets subpoena'd to give up his IP
  56. [2016-11-22 10:50:09] <clambeewow> then pay an PI/Atty I know here in georgia to get his address from his ISP
  57. [2016-11-22 10:50:28] <clambeewow> I've already pm'd some of the snoonet mods that this may be happening so they need to record his IPs in case he tries to block it
  58. [2016-11-22 10:50:50] <Ffnorde> What if he's using a VPN
  59. [2016-11-22 10:50:51] <clambeewow> the only thing that would be a slight hassle is find an atty in his state to file the motion, but tbh it's not that bad. Worst case is it costs a couple bucks
  60. [2016-11-22 10:50:52] <Ffnorde> Oorrr
  61. [2016-11-22 10:50:57] <Ffnorde> If he's foreign
  62. [2016-11-22 10:51:01] <clambeewow> he might be, it's still going to cause him grief
  63. [2016-11-22 10:51:11] <Chad> What if he's Canadian
  64. [2016-11-22 10:51:19] <clambeewow> I can file suit in canada
  65. [2016-11-22 10:51:22] <Ffnorde> Those goddamn foreigners like to come on here
  66. [2016-11-22 10:51:24] <clambeewow> as an american citizen
  67. [2016-11-22 10:51:32] <clambeewow> he did this while I was on my personal company ISP
  68. [2016-11-22 10:51:35] <clambeewow> thatI own
  69. [2016-11-22 10:51:40] <Ffnorde> What if he's European
  70. [2016-11-22 10:51:42] <clambeewow> so it's not a person suiding a canadian citizen
  71. [2016-11-22 10:51:42] <Chad> That seems like a lot of hassle
  72. [2016-11-22 10:51:44] <LLSTTC> bloody foreigners
  73. [2016-11-22 10:51:47] <clambeewow> pretty sure euro will do it also
  74. [2016-11-22 10:51:50] <Ffnorde> Omg, what if he's French!!
  75. [2016-11-22 10:52:07] <clambeewow> Chad yeah well I'm not super stoked about someone threatening to burn down my home with my family inside
  76. [2016-11-22 10:52:11] <obyn> are you really going through all of this because someone is mean to you on irc?
  77. [2016-11-22 10:52:33] <Chad> You're right. Go for it!
  78. [2016-11-22 10:52:58] <clambeewow> obyn at first idgaf
  79. [2016-11-22 10:53:19] <clambeewow> but I figure fuck, couple emails, not exactly a lot of hassle
  80. [2016-11-22 10:53:41] <Ffnorde> Unless they're international
  81. [2016-11-22 10:53:47] <Ffnorde> Then it's a lot of hassle
  82. [2016-11-22 10:54:06] <clambeewow> at the very least it will officially make snoonet aware that they have a user making real and valid threats
  83. [2016-11-22 10:54:16] <clambeewow> way way past trolling and meme'ing goofing and gaffs
  84. [2016-11-22 10:54:22] <Bino3005> lol real and valid threat
  85. [2016-11-22 10:54:30] <Bino3005> you obviously havent seen half the shit he's said to other people
  86. [2016-11-22 10:54:40] <Bino3005> they've brushed it off and put their bog boy panties on
  87. [2016-11-22 10:54:44] <Bino3005> *big, too
  88. [2016-11-22 10:54:44] <clambeewow> idgaf
  89. [2016-11-22 10:54:49] <clambeewow> I dont wear panties
  90. [2016-11-22 10:54:55] <clambeewow> I wear a 12" black strap on
  91. [2016-11-22 10:55:03] <Chad> Remember when you were a black woman?
  92. [2016-11-22 10:55:06] <clambeewow> yes I do
  93. [2016-11-22 10:55:11] <clambeewow> I miss it tbh
  94. [2016-11-22 10:56:56] <shitposting> he made #americansonly
  95. [2016-11-22 10:57:00] <shitposting> so he's definitely in the us
  96. [2016-11-22 10:57:12] <shitposting> people not in the us are banned from it
  97. [2016-11-22 10:57:19] <Ffnorde> That's just the kind of thing a European would do
  98. [2016-11-22 10:57:26] <Bino3005> ^
  99. [2016-11-22 10:58:00] <Chad> dukbcaaj was European too
  100. [2016-11-22 10:58:19] <Ffnorde> Oh god, they're everywhere
  101. [2016-11-22 10:58:33] <Ffnorde> Non-Americans Out!!
  102. [2016-11-22 10:59:30] <Chad> How do we know clambeewow isn't a eurocuck?
  103. [2016-11-22 10:59:38] <clambeewow> I know plenty of irc folks IRL
  104. [2016-11-22 10:59:55] <obyn> .geo clambeewow
  105. [2016-11-22 10:59:55] <gonzobot> (obyn) Invalid input.
  106. [2016-11-22 10:59:57] <obyn> :(
  107. [2016-11-22 11:00:00] <clambeewow> I live in atlanta
  108. [2016-11-22 11:00:14] <Chad> Do you know 2 Chainz?
  109. [2016-11-22 11:00:18] <obyn> atlantis
  110. [2016-11-22 11:02:09] <clambeewow> Chad I grew up in the same housing project as TI
  111. [2016-11-22 11:02:29] <clambeewow> I do know a couple of famous rappers especially back from my drug manuf days
  112. [2016-11-22 11:02:33] <clambeewow> or knew, I guess
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