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[–]morrocc 3730ポイント3731ポイント  (348子コメント)

If he wanted Pence to be in a safe space maybe Pence shouldn't have gone to a musical about American diversity and racial equality.

[–]Yosarian2 627ポイント628ポイント  (7子コメント)

To be fair, Pence actually got confused and went to the wrong play; he thought he was going to see "Springtime for Hitler".

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 302ポイント303ポイント  (51子コメント)

Well but with such weighty hubris, how can we ever expect that of them?

[–]frakking-anustart 279ポイント280ポイント  (27子コメント)

More like send Pence to Hamilton to distract everyone from the Fraud case

[–]2rio2 528ポイント529ポイント  (24子コメント)

Exactly. This feels like an easy set up to distract the news for a few days.

Why would Mike fucking Pence of all people even decide to pop into Hamilton, a show famous for it's sick tracks, diversity, and being gay friendly, even on gay friendly Broadway? It makes zero sense. Except the reaction by the audience, and the cast, who handled it with great class, was baldly predictable.

Trump, and more likely, his advisors, wanted a distraction to keep Culture Wars 2016 going to hide from the transition which has been the only news all week. He's trying to set up the cast as patsies.

Don't let the reaction dominate the conversation. It's not about Hamilton. It's about Trump.

[–]frakking-anustart 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

Well, despite if it was purposefull or not it sure is working

[–]Seakawn 25ポイント26ポイント  (6子コメント)

Why would they do it if they didn't know it would work? It's obviously working, this is a common tactic.

[–]2rio2 58ポイント59ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's literally the oldest trick in the book.

LOOK OVER THERE!

Trump won the Culture Wars Battle of 2016 by pitting urban minorities and liberals vs rural and white voters. Why would he stop going to that well as president?

[–]hatramroany 400ポイント401ポイント  (25子コメント)

And how great immigrants are! Performed by a 99% non-white cast! It's like literally an anti Trump show

[–]morrocc 296ポイント297ポイント  (16子コメント)

One of the songs actually has the lyric "immigrants, we get the job done"

[–]bfmGrack 174ポイント175ポイント  (6子コメント)

Apparently that line got a standing ovation on the night Pence was there, which forced them to pause the song.

[–]rab7 139ポイント140ポイント  (5子コメント)

That line has been getting applause since it debuted off-Broadway. They had to add two beats of rest in the music to accommodate it. When it still wasn't long enough, they made it four beats, which encouraged crowds to applaud even longer, so they reverted back to two, which you hear in the soundtrack

[–]bfmGrack 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fair, but from what I read it was exceptionally long this time.

[–]rab7 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh yeah probably. I also heard King George's "when your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me" got a big pop

[–]hatramroany 67ポイント68ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh I have the whole thing memorized. The song on the soundtrack with that lyric is Yorktown for anyone reading

[–]IcarusBurning 822ポイント823ポイント  (177子コメント)

This is why trump won. I'm sure pence would have had an epiphany if those stuffy NY liberals hadn't booed him. Now it's gonna be straight racism for four years.

[–]trickorteat 227ポイント228ポイント  (12子コメント)

You're joking but that's literally what Trumperinas are saying: http://i.imgur.com/EZOsRLX.png

[–]yndihalda1I voted! 122ポイント123ポイント  (2子コメント)

Interesting. People called me gay all the time in high school and I don't dislike gay people. maybe because I don't think it's a bad thing...

[–]drake_tears 107ポイント108ポイント  (1子コメント)

your libel

Schrödinger's Pence is both gay and not gay until we open the emails, my friend...

[–]hett 46ポイント47ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like the term Trumpanzee because all they do is shriek and fling shit.

[–]IcarusBurning 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

I try to toe close to the poe's law line just to lure the trumpkins in.

[–]kkhire 489ポイント490ポイント  (135子コメント)

it's always been the plan. have donald and pence show up at big events among "elites" and they'll boo, further strengthening their case to the midwest/southern voters that they made the right choice.

hate is all trump campaign can build on when he can't bring any jobs back and they continue to get automated away.

[–]some_asshat 337ポイント338ポイント  (120子コメント)

No wall. No deportation force. No registry for Muslims. No indictment for Hillary. No defeat of ISIS. No draining of the swamp. On and on.

[–]jwg529 241ポイント242ポイント  (34子コメント)

What's the phrase I'm looking for? Umm.. Oh yea... I TOLD YOU SO!

Sad thing is there's no gratification in saying it. It's not haha you got yours, it's FUCK! he's taking us all down.

[–]starryeyedq 67ポイント68ポイント  (7子コメント)

The hardest part of the next couple years is going to be swallowing my "I told you so's."

I am 100% laser focusing on making our ranks as welcoming as possible to any moderates that decide to turn on Trump. Idgaf what their reasons were for voting for him at this point. All I care about is that they get woke and start working with us to curb his impact as much as possible.

Republican Reps don't give a second thought about outraged liberals. We didn't vote for them and we never will so they have no reason to care. They WILL care if they think their actual constituents won't look kindly on Trump supporters in two years. Moderates are the only way we can get The House to work in our country's best interest right now. We need them on our side if we want to win so I will do whatever it takes to make that happen.

[–]mrducky78 141ポイント142ポイント  (28子コメント)

Opposite of draining the swamp. I dont think Hillary would put her own personal business at the fucking forefront of her presidency. The goldman Sachs shit might have happened, same as Trump, but that whole lets give Chelsea prime international leverage for personal business gain wouldnt happen.

Crooked Don.

[–]wonderful_wonton 164ポイント165ポイント  (25子コメント)

Opposite of draining the swamp.

People were worried whether donors at the Clinton Foundation had better chances of getting meetings with her.

Trump has his daughter, who will be running Trump Organization, sitting in state meetings with foreign heads of state.

That's not draining the swamp. They are the Swamp Things.

Somebody needs to meme this up!

Edit: Thank you to /u/frshbeetz for this: https://i.imgur.com/Lpf59B3.png

[–]redditvlli 73ポイント74ポイント  (18子コメント)

Doesn't matter. Not Hllary. That's all that matters to his supporters.

[–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter 85ポイント86ポイント  (14子コメント)

Yup. God forbid someone (anyone) who knows what the fuck they are doing be in office. The hatred for Hillary is absurd.

[–]Aw_Rats 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

The way he's backpedaling on this wall I think by the time he gets in office it's gonna end up being a bridge.

[–]malibooyeah 126ポイント127ポイント  (12子コメント)

So you're saying trump got elected because old white people got their collective jimmies rustled over being called racist when a documented majority of them in fact are? Interesting.

[–]DayMan4224 54ポイント55ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're full of shit, it's just grade A concern trolling.

[–]William_Turdsworth 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

Say it with me now: Trump won because the Republicans successfully Starved the Beast.

No coach is looking back at the game tape with their QB and pointing out how snooty the opposing team was acting on the sideline.

e: Unless it's to point out the QB getting sacked because he was distracted by the head coach calling him a faggot.

[–]CedarCabPark 157ポイント158ポイント  (8子コメント)

Dude Pence is totally undercover gay. Nobody obsesses about the evils of anal sex unless they've got some demons. This has happened a hundred times. Conservative politician gets caught doing the exact thing they claimed to be against. Thou doth protest too much, Pence.

I mean the first thing he did as VP-elect was go to a Broadway play known for its LGBT roots. You're not fooling me Pence.

[–]Panda_Supremacy 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

This just in: Co-founder for the Coalition of Moral Order found dead in the bed of an underage black prostitute.

Edit: This is from the film Birdcage which, if you haven't seen it, you should. It is hilarious.

[–]Mishmash00 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

People are saying on Twitter that this is a derailment strategy. He's tweeting about Hamilton because he wants to take focus away from his fraud settlement.
We can have fun with this, but let's not forget to keep our eyes on the ball.

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 2318ポイント2319ポイント  (169子コメント)

The theater has a historical precedent of not being a safe space as plays and things often were political satire and booing was a routine occurrence. Also, first amendment.

Additionally, the cast didn't boo him.

[–]avapxia 1841ポイント1842ポイント  (117子コメント)

Our future president called voicing dissenting views "harassment."

That should alarm everyone.

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 660ポイント661ポイント  (78子コメント)

Right, because he continually shows he has zero understanding of the bill of rights

[–]bleaksex 394ポイント395ポイント  (67子コメント)

“I read passages, I read areas, chapters, I don’t have the time,” https://newrepublic.com/minutes/133566/donald-trump-doesnt-read-books Why would he bother to read the constitution or the Bill of Rights?

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 209ポイント210ポイント  (34子コメント)

The only reading he gets in is when Ivanka reads to him in the bath.

[–]bleaksex 294ポイント295ポイント  (29子コメント)

Thanks for that image. My vagina just slammed shut and dried out.

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 154ポイント155ポイント  (11子コメント)

I mean, for the Trump/Pence brigade, that's actually the ideal

[–]bleaksex 89ポイント90ポイント  (10子コメント)

True. They'd be happy that I'm just keeping my nasty woman legs shut.

[–]DumbassAmericans 58ポイント59ポイント  (18子コメント)

[–]Jkay064 104ポイント105ポイント  (13子コメント)

This is going to sound like a joke but he actually does keep books of Hitler's speeches on his bedside table. He's a big fan. I am not making a joke.

[–]kkhire 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

those comments wow. the worst of humanity has truly surfaced to the mainstream

[–]TheAustinKnightSAD! 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't patronize him. It's pretty obvious Trump can't fucking read.

[–]Langly- 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's still trying to figure out how to bill people for their rights.

[–]Yosarian2 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

He should have taken Khizr Khan up on his offer when Khan offered to loan Trump his pocket constitution to read.

[–]iprobablyneedahobby 76ポイント77ポイント  (0子コメント)

So what is it called when you constantly accuse the current President of lying about even being American, or being the founder of ISIS or the most ignorant president in history? Apparently what is good for the goose isn't good for the pussy grabber.

[–]NightFire19 28ポイント29ポイント  (6子コメント)

Speaking of, he said he was going to sue those women who accused him of sexual harassment. Is that going to go through?

[–]-ParticleMan-custom flair 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

he'll just pay them off with a couple of million dollar settlement.

because nothing says innocent like paying tens of millions of dollars to make something stop

[–]BroodlordBBQ 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

people got butthurt because of a handful of SJWs, so they revenge-elected someone having all the bad parts of an SJW without any of the good parts.

[–]EvilShadowClobe 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think tons of alarms should be going off but XD AMERICA IS GONNA BE GREAT AGAIN XD XD

[–]morrocc 224ポイント225ポイント  (3子コメント)

For fuck's sake "political satire" was a thing back in Ancient Greece. Politics and theater have gone hand-in-hand for as long as both have existed.

[–]MCMXChris 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

The theater also wasn't a safe space because... Lincoln.

[–]Dyloneus 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

The theater has a historical precedent of not being a safe space

Yeah just ask Lincoln

[–]krrt 1619ポイント1620ポイント  (180子コメント)

Did anyone actually even watch what happened? It was the most respectful 'disagreement' ever... Couldn't have been more amicable and polite.....

And Trump is crying about that? Jesus, these people are thin-skinned.

[–]mothman83 908ポイント909ポイント  (62子コメント)

Trump has no ability to handle criticism. None. That is the SINGLE THING that most befuddles me about all of this. The President of the United States is the the single most criticized person in the world. It is an inextricable part of the job.

In the last 8 years was there a person more vehemently criticized than Barack Obama? No In the eight years before that was there a single person more vehemently criticized than George w Bush? No. In the eight years before that was there a single person more criticzed than Bill.... well you get the idea. Even if you are the platonic ideal of the job, the President of the United States is the single most criticized person in the world.

What on earth made a person who has no ability to take criticism think he was in any way shape or form willing and able to take that on?

[–]california_ruderalis 438ポイント439ポイント  (33子コメント)

narcissistic personality disorder

[–]brokenotfunny 160ポイント161ポイント  (23子コメント)

has enough money to live a great life and provide for his children and grandchildren well into the future, but allows himself to be rattled by the slightest thing.

If you have ever wanted proof that money can not buy you happiness, it is Donald Trump.

Just his general attitude is pissed off, he has resting bitch face and an actual bitch face when it's not resting, and he is going to take that attitude and spread it across this nation and the globe and make it a fucking powder keg.

[–]MeatofaLegJoint 30ポイント31ポイント  (7子コメント)

If you have ever wanted proof that money can not buy you happiness, it is Donald Trump.

I forget where I read it, but someone had an article where they said that Trump is the most profoundly unhappy person they'd ever met. Not even in terms of being mean, just overall he has this cloud of gloom over him at all times.

[–]brokenotfunny 192ポイント193ポイント  (8子コメント)

If Donald Trump can't listen to Americans like this and try to comprehend and accept their message then he is unfit to be President.

What a fucked up message to those artist to call that harassment. I fully support Trump and Pence being lampooned ANYWHERE they want to go in public if they refuse to accept these men and women as true Americans and listen to their opinions.

[–]thepanichand 86ポイント87ポイント  (6子コメント)

Why anyone thinks he was fit to be president at any point is beyond me. He's a 70-year-old infant with uncombable hair syndrome and a lawyer on speed dial.

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 327ポイント328ポイント  (13子コメント)

Trump cries over the fact that women age and have the potential to gain weight. I don't think this was unexpected.

[–]MrBlight 75ポイント76ポイント  (8子コメント)

Headline from the future: President Declares War On Linear Progression Of Time

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 20ポイント21ポイント  (6子コメント)

That really the only way to redeem him at this point. I hate the Linear Progression Of Time; it's the reason Seinfeld is no longer on air.

[–]citizenkane86 83ポイント84ポイント  (6子コメント)

Being as liberal as I am if I went to a gathering of Christians and this is how they addressed me I wouldn't feel harassed I'd actually fell respected. There was nothing wrong with his statement.

[–]gsloane 74ポイント75ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's a perfect analogy. This would be like Christians in a church stopping you saying, "We know we have a non-believer among us we just pray you accept us for our beliefs and meet with us fairly, respect our faith, and one day even find that faith yourself." You'd be like fair enough and of course, not how dare you go F your own face hole.

[–]spru8 49ポイント50ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure if it's worse or not, but Trump definetly didn't even watch what happened. He heard about Pence being booed at a Hamilton play and just assumed it was the cast. Either way, Trump's a goddamn idiot.

[–]unitedfuck 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Trump is gonna nuke the Philippines when Duterte calls him a son of a whore.

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

I did and yes, it was super low key.

[–]Roach35I voted! 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did anyone actually even watch what happened? It was the most respectful 'disagreement' ever... Couldn't have been more amicable and polite.....

Video here, and they were showing a lot more respect and restraint than that big league bigot deserved:

https://twitter.com/HamiltonMusical?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[–]heebiejeebies_ferret 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

For anyone interested in what Trump is upset about, the NYT article has the video:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/19/us/mike-pence-hamilton.html

[–]Sc0rpza 814ポイント815ポイント  (45子コメント)

His rallies were all safe spaces.

God, I hate these guys so much. They LOVE political correctness and safe spaces when it comes to their feelings, but hate it when it means that they shouldn't be assholes.

If you can't take it, don't be so gung-ho about dishing it.

[–]Lyoss 411ポイント412ポイント  (28子コメント)

The ban rate and moderation of the_ass should speak absolute volumes of who is in favor of safe spaces

I've seen plenty of dissenting voices in ETS' comments, while dissenting comments get instantly banned there

But only "libtards" want censorship, unfair/fake news, and safe spaces right guise?

Or to put it in their terms

SAD

[–]khantron 153ポイント154ポイント  (10子コメント)

They know they're hypocrites; they're acting in bad faith as conservatives do.

[–]A7thStone 63ポイント64ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. It is not that they are afraid of being convinced. They fear only to appear ridiculous or to prejudice by their embarrassment their hope of winning over some third person to their side.

-Sartre

[–]Lyoss 80ポイント81ポイント  (7子コメント)

I don't believe in tribalism like that though, there's good and bad conservatives just like there's good and bad liberals

But god damn are t_D bad conservatives/people

[–]khantron 41ポイント42ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't necessarily think they're bad people, but it's just the way they see the world. The conservative mindset is necessarily an us vs them bubble. And conservative media has reinforced that, "damn the facts, I know my opponent is evil incarnate and my candidate is good." With that point of view they see everything they do as justified, even rank hypocrisy. Progressives just need to be aware of that, and maybe need to make that the main marketing strategy against conservatism. (That and connecting American conservatism to Islamic conservatism under the umbrella of "global conservatism."

[–]some_asshat 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

They banned more than 2,000 people in preparation for Donald's AMA.

[–]Lyoss 55ポイント56ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's a thread on here recently of them banning people who have been posting in the subreddit and supporting Trump for a long time, that were just saying they disagreed with his choices of cabinet

It's actually quite scary how they're trying to censor literally any disagreements

[–]DragonTamerMCT 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got banned during the primary for supporting Bernie.

Which amuses me because now they're all sucking his dick and saying they love him and Berners4Trump and all those fake operations.

My ban message was "no socialist/communist cucks allowed. MAGA" or something like that.

[–]PrivateIdahoGhola 65ポイント66ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yep. Those t-shirts they were so fond of should read "Fuck your feelings. But respect mine."

[–]LepontineTrumpster fire 47ポイント48ポイント  (3子コメント)

Man... how can you even look at, much less buy a shirt like that and go on pretending you're participating in American democracy in good faith?

That's just atrocious.

[–]Skinnj 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's okay to talk stupid and racist shit and people who can't put up with it should grow a pair and shut up.

Yet if they feel outsmarted and others use words they don't understand, then it's harassement. Precious little snowflakes.

[–]HollowUkuleleChords 841ポイント842ポイント  (63子コメント)

The theater must always be safe and special place

Tell that to Lincoln.

Stay the fuck out of New York, or you'll get booed. Stay the fuck out of Philly, or you'll get booed. In fact, I can't think of a city he would go where he won't be booed.

But this is just a distraction. Pay close attention to the small stories next week. The ones that are a big deal, but get no MSM air time.

Edit

This is how redirection as a propaganda tactic works

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/5dv39x/this_is_how_redirection_as_a_propaganda_tactic/

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 169ポイント170ポイント  (21子コメント)

He can probably go to whatever cities they have in Wyoming?

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 166ポイント167ポイント  (16子コメント)

I've been to Cheyenne and they seemed like reasonable people. They probably would boo him.

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 45ポイント46ポイント  (14子コメント)

Then there is hope yet.

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 94ポイント95ポイント  (13子コメント)

Hickistan is not a place. It is a state of mind.

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 13ポイント14ポイント  (11子コメント)

Haaaaa

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 48ポイント49ポイント  (10子コメント)

It really is. I live in Texas and I know both liberals form the hinterlands and conservatives from the city.

Though the city conservatives are usually really stupid.

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

Oh I'm from a super super red state also. Our conservatives are all pretty bad or willfully blind. In the rural areas I don't think they did any research at all.

[–]HollowUkuleleChords 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Idk what's in Wyoming, other than Yellowstone National Park. I assume Wyomingites do not like Trump or Pence because they want to rob our national parks of their national resources.

I can't imagine where there's one state in the Union that does not have a large group of people who dislike the Trump Administration immensely.

Even deep red states have a lot of blue in them.

[–]capitalsfan08 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't wait until he tries to throw out the First Pitch at a Nationals game. DC only went 4% for him, and the suburbs aren't much better.

[–]fieldnut 64ポイント65ポイント  (5子コメント)

This entire presidency is going to be him saying ridiculous things to distract people from him picking Americas pockets. Honestly I'm ok with him being corrupt as hell as long as he doesn't do any of that authoritarian shit that he wants to do.

[–]mothman83 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

same here, if he is corrupt as hell that also makes him more indictable.

[–]fieldnut 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Republicans won't indict him until they can pin the privatization of Medicare on him. They're going to use him to enact their greatest wishes and then throw him away on corruption charges,which will probably be legitimate, when he's no longer of use. He's basically a bulletproof vest for them because everybody already hates him.

[–]KungFu_DOOM 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every city but the sea will boo him and all the "fly over" states support him.

[–]SpencerWagnerDonald Duck L'Orange 373ポイント374ポイント  (16子コメント)

More straight up lies from him. Guarantee Breitbart comes up with an article "verifying" this version of events rather than how everyone else has reported it.

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 295ポイント296ポイント  (13子コメント)

"HAMILTON" TEACHES CHILDREN THAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE BLACK! PROTECT YOUR WOMEN! KEEP THEM INSIDE!

[–]ANewMachine615 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

And even though there's video of the cast respectfully asking Pence to represent everyone, and then asking for donations to a charity, people will still believe Breitbart over that.

[–]Panda_Supremacy 319ポイント320ポイント  (56子コメント)

Correct me if I'm wrong but, despite Bush constantly getting mocked and made fun of, he didn't throw fits like this man has did he?

[–]vitsikany 259ポイント260ポイント  (16子コメント)

No, he at least had the grace to either ignore it or occasionally joke about it.

[–]deadgloves 131ポイント132ポイント  (10子コメント)

Yes because despite being a bit dim on some things and too ruled by some of the vile people in his cabinet, Bush, as a person, is a pretty nice guy with decent social intelligence and perspective.

[–]Seakawn 63ポイント64ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think it's just that Bush Jr. doesn't have narcissistic personality disorder. Now we have a President who does, thus we get everything that comes along with that--which is everything we've seen from Trump that deems him unfit for Presidency.

[–]poop-trap 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously, if you had told me fifteen years ago that I'd miss Dubya I'd have laughed in your face. But check this out...

It says something about our country that people around the world are willing to leave their homes and leave their families and risk everything to come to America. Their talent and hard work and love of freedom have helped make America the leader of the world. And our generation will ensure that America remains a beacon of liberty and the most hopeful society this world has ever known.

Dubya said that. Yeah, I miss him.

[–]vitsikany 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

*flash forward 16 years

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud!

[–]cbass717 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

G.W. Bush had a man throw a shoe at him in a press conference, and guess what, we didn't hear fucking shit. He didn't complain at all.

[–]Pylons 140ポイント141ポイント  (19子コメント)

"Bush said some Iraqi reporters had apologized to him. "Thanks for apologizing on behalf of the Iraqi people. It doesn't bother me." Bush said, "If you want the facts, it's a size 10 shoe that he threw.""

[–]Panda_Supremacy 47ポイント48ポイント  (8子コメント)

I wonder how Trump will respond if someone chucks a size 10 at him

[–]this_sort_of_thing 105ポイント106ポイント  (3子コメント)

The_Donald:

ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

BURN THEM ALL

KILL THEIR FAMILIES

LOCK THEM UP

And then the inevitable top comment:

"I'm going to be real here guys, because you guys are being hysterical and there needs to be some calm logical heads. What we need to do is fire two dozen minuteman ICBMs at every single populated area and turn the entire thing into a fucking nuclear wasteland, fuck those sand nigger dune coon raghead prices of shit - we will end them once and for all" x20 gold 9001 upvotes.

[–]Panda_Supremacy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unfortunately that seems pretty accurate

[–]Chryst666 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

The_Donald:
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
BURN THEM ALL
KILL THEIR FAMILIES
LOCK THEM UP

Sounds like Joffrey after taking a pie to the face

[–]Thumper13 65ポイント66ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nuclear threat.

It's sad that I'm not sure that's wrong.

[–]barbedvelvet 39ポイント40ポイント  (9子コメント)

He was a good sport! I love that video. He ducks and has that stupid grin on his face like "haha, can't touch this!" Classic.

Link for anyone who wants to see the moment- https://youtu.be/TxNprnas7i8

[–]No_Politics_ 83ポイント84ポイント  (5子コメント)

tfw Trump is so bad you are already nostalgic for Bush

[–]terradi 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Forget Bush. I saw an early report on the election that talked about how in one of the first areas to vote there were four votes total and one of them was for Romney and I felt weirdly nostalgic about that.

I didn't think I could get warm fuzzies for a time when Romney was the Republican candidate.

[–]elbenji 30ポイント31ポイント  (10子コメント)

No, in fact he tended to join in. Though the colbert one he looked mad

[–]Panda_Supremacy 55ポイント56ポイント  (2子コメント)

He didn't lose his shit though. Trump is already bitching and his presidency hasn't even begun. He has no idea what he is in for, I imagine the shit leveled at Bush will pale in comparison to what Trump will have to deal with.

[–]barbedvelvet 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

That just made me sad for the next Whitehouse Correspondents' Dinner. Can you imagine how pissed Trump is going to get? He'll probably be live tweeting insults the whole evening.

[–]LeVarBurtonWasAMaybe 533ポイント534ポイント  (10子コメント)

At this point Trump is such a pussy he can just grab himself.

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 72ポイント73ポイント  (5子コメント)

Is that a commission? PM me 200 Shekels and I'll have a portrait done by Thanksgiving.

[–]monkeydog808 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well Trump sort of looks like a glazed ham, so a Thanksgiving-themed portrait would be a no-brainer!

[–]NeverGilded 123ポイント124ポイント  (3子コメント)

"We, sir, are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights. We truly hope this show has inspired you to uphold our American values and work on behalf of all of us. All of us."

How rude! :/

[–]Alejandro_Last_Name 198ポイント199ポイント  (2子コメント)

You know donald, this just reinforces their point.

[–]Mariijuana_Overdose 196ポイント197ポイント  (16子コメント)

This is what you get alt-right, this is what you get when you don't allow for criticism, enjoy your baby manchild president.

Make sure the snowflake doesnt get triggered.

[–]fortuna1 55ポイント56ポイント  (14子コメント)

Let's not call it alt right please. That makes it sounds respectable. It's fascism.

[–]nicodemusfleur 76ポイント77ポイント  (10子コメント)

Alt-Reich.

(I wish I could take credit for that, but I saw someone else on here say it a few days ago, and it's pretty perfect.)

[–]herrsmith 180ポイント181ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is political correctness gone mad!

[–]BroodlordBBQ 47ポイント48ポイント  (0子コメント)

trump being elected is the perfect example for feels before reals.

[–]Bernies_Lakehouse 85ポイント86ポイント  (3子コメント)

I mean...not sure its a stretch to think that this is a distraction so we stop talking about Sessions and Ivanka meeting foreign dignitaries and Bannon?

[–]depressedcommunist 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely agree here, especially looking at what all the news coverage looks like this morning- there's almost nothing about his fraud settlement and I've seen like three different think-pieces about Pence's theatre visit. Investigative journalists are acting like a cat chasing a laser pointer. This is exactly what happened in the campaign- following scandal with scandal to detract from focus on any single issue.

[–]Peteostro 158ポイント159ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]fraijj 148ポイント149ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's it? That's what they're upset about?

[–]Peteostro 108ポイント109ポイント  (0子コメント)

Any one questioning the emperor and his henchmen must be shouted down

[–]SallyMason 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

He's not upset. It's a distraction. He announced in his timeline right before this that he's settling the Trump University lawsuit, but Hamilton is all anyone's talking about. It's time for people to wake up to the fact that Trump is not actually stupid, and many of us are reacting in exactly the way he wants. Everything Trump says requires reading between the lines, not giving a gut reaction.

[–]HanJunHo 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck? I really just can't be shocked anymore at how low the bar is for these idiots being offended. Should be a fun four years of ripping apart the first amendment...

[–]TheNastyWomanI voted! 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't come up in our house with yer hate!

[–]i_am_losing_my_mind 73ポイント74ポイント  (2子コメント)

I cannot believe that this weak, embarrassing, fucking clown is about to be the president of the United States. It really feels like I'm on some super fucked up hidden camera show sometimes.

[–]vinsgeeked 65ポイント66ポイント  (0子コメント)

The irony is so thick... the far right is constantly criticizing the left for being "special snowflakes who need safe spaces for their fee fees" but consistently can't handle any dissent o opposing viewpoints. It's just plain stupidity ..

[–]mydogbuddha 285ポイント286ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's freedom of speech you idiot.

[–]LeVarBurtonWasAMaybe 200ポイント201ポイント  (2子コメント)

He can't help it, he's triggered.

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 86ポイント87ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's gonna happen when he goes "on the Rag?" /s

It's just as reasonable a question to ask of Trump as it was to ask of a 70 year old Hillary Clinton.

[–]mothman83 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

in his head " freedom of speech" means he is free to give a speech at a rally and the rest of us are " free" to shut up about it.

[–]sunshysunshine 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Pence — Pence!"

"Shh, I'm trying to watch the show!"

"You shoulda watched your mouth before you denied evolution, advocated for conversion therapy and forced women to have funerals for their aborted foetuses tho."

[–]barbedvelvet 95ポイント96ポイント  (4子コメント)

Donald Trump, a man who never apologizes, demands an apology. Yeah ok

[–]BarrierBreakers 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like how he phrased it as a command. I really like how he's not going to get what he's demanding. It's going to keep happening to him, too. It's the silver lining around the dark clouds of the next few years.

[–]barbedvelvet 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump is like a toddler stomping his feet. The cast of Hamilton have nothing to apologize for, they were very respectful while getting their message across. How will he handle even the slightest amount of criticism if he throws a tantrum at every perceived barb? On the bright side, you're right, it will be interesting to watch his reaction as he becomes the butt of all jokes (even more so than now) as is the right of passage for all presidents.

[–]boomboomsnap 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

Donald Trump Mega Cuck

[–]SwissCheesePie 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can you imagine his meltdown when Duterte calls him a son of a bitch? It's going to be glorious.

[–]BiggerFrenchie 69ポイント70ポイント  (3子コメント)

r/TheDonald bans anyone who posts any criticism. They are creating their own pussy ass safe spaces.

[–]tulpomanie 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah yes, a "good man".

No, he's a public figure and an arsehole. His policies and personal beliefs go against so much of what Hamilton's meant to be about. I'd tame a flock of geese to follow him around honking at him if I could.

[–]Tele_Prompter 56ポイント57ポイント  (0子コメント)

TRIGGERED! What an easy butthurt crybaby El Trumpo is...

ELECTORAL COLLEGE! DO YOUR JOB: BLOCK TRUMP!

[–]billclintonsbussy 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

Isn't it amazing that the people who are so up in arms about political correctness can dish it out but can't take it back?

[–]Veroonzebeach 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just like his followers... looks like our future is bleak... Don't disagree with the orange nazi or his hordes of sheep or you will be banned and censored. That's what they are trying to do to our free press! http://i.imgur.com/X9o40nW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qRDNDmd.jpg

Since apparently Reddit is not interested in reigning them in. We should start publishing the messages that got us banned from the_dbag!

Here, I'll start. Added a couple of screenshot of the comments that got me censored. http://i.imgur.com/Edpdfof.jpg http://i.imgur.com/e7rXpbR.jpg

[–]Roook36 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

Trump: "That's it! I've had it! I have to denounce this group. This is not how America should work!"

"Oh you're going to denounce the KKK's support for you?"

"no! The cast of broadway play Hamilton!! To the twitter machine!"

[–]renaldomoon 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd just like to point out that they were saying they're scared that they won't be represented, and then Trump responded to them saying them being scared is harassment.

That's actually what this tweet is.

[–]dustinyo_ 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Oh my god, they are actually calling for a boycott. Of a play that's sold out for the next 8 months. Good luck with that.

[–]mirkwood11 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

How DARE Americans express their concerns about the pending administration.

Seriously fuck these guys who don't understand the 1st amendment. DO NOT STOP SPEAKING YOUR MIND.

[–]NerdFighter40351 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Calling out a bigot for being a bigot is not harassment little Donnie.

[–]dank420stank 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tumblr loving Trump wants safe spaces for his precious participation boy Pence. What a millennial! Sad!

[–]Bombchedda 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Complete pussy. Obama was critized for 8 years. It's part of the job. Someone feels entitled

[–]bubbles5810 40ポイント41ポイント  (5子コメント)

This nightmare never ends!!!

[–]LtCdrWharfSkaven 33ポイント34ポイント  (4子コメント)

Breitbart on the Matter:

HOMOSEXUALS RUN RAMPANT IN NEW YORK CITY! ARE YOUR COWORKERS UN-AMERICAN SODOMY KIN? ARE YOU A QUEER? CLICK THIS LINK TO FIND OUT!

[–]LoveLikeWingsOfDoves 38ポイント39ポイント  (2子コメント)

We won't be nice to a racist, fascist, sexist, ableist, homophobic, like
Mike "Homo Medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence

Mike "Impure thoughts? Here's some watts" Pence

Mike "If you're queer the end is near" Pence

Mike "AC/DC if you're LGBT" Pence

Mike "Gay or dyke? Lightning strike!" Pence

Mike "Electrocution is my final solution" Pence

Mike "Let men in your bed, electrodes in your head" Pence

Mike "If men you demand, off to the power plant" Pence

Mike "Like 'em gay, taste electric railway" Pence

Mike "If dick you admire, fear the electric wire" Pence

Mike "Act camp and get the amps" Pence

Mike "Blast gays with tesla rays" Pence

Mike "Like men, dial up to 10" Pence

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

Mike "Touch the jewels, get the joules" Pence

Mike "Electron surge for those with the urge" Pence

Mike "Suck a cock, eat my glock" Pence

Mike "If you're gay and proud, get the thundercloud" Pence

Mike "If dicks make you damp, then I increase the amps" Pence

Mike "Tase the rainbow" Pence

Mike "Your peversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence

Mike "It's the (alternating current year)" Pence

Mike "Soap dropper meet live copper" Pence

Mike "Dick in your chasm? Prepare to spasm" Pence

Mike "LGBBQ" Pence

Mike "Empty my mags on a crowd of fags" Pence

Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence

Mike "Think about a lobotamy before you engage in sodomy" Pence

Mike "Feel the itch? I'll flip the switch" Pence

Mike "Turning fruitcakes into vegetables" Pence

Mike "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence

Mike "Electric potential for homosexuals" Pence

Mike "Putting fags into past tense" Pense

Mike "A volt a day keeps the gay away" Pence

Mike "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence

Mike "Orlando commando" Pence

Mike "Raiden for gay men" Pence

Mike "The only power we're giving queers is volt times amperes" Pence

Mike "Gay marriage gets you brain damage" Pence

Mike "Gays better pray or get flayed" Pence

Mike "Shoot every queer into the stratosphere" Pence

Mike "Like a Trap? Get the Zap" Pence

Mike "270+ Electoral Volts" Pence

Mike "Electroshock Your Love of Cock" Pence

Mike "An Ampere a Day Keeps the Gay Away" Pence

Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence

Mike "Follow God's Path or Feel Tesla's Wrath" Pence

Mike "These Fags I Will Not Kill, But You Gotta See My Electric Bill" Pence

Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence

Mike "If Men Make You Jerk It, You Complete the Circuit" Pence

Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence

Mike "If You Like Men, The Dials Going to 10" Pence

Mike "Power for Queers Measured in Volts x Amperes" Pence

Mike "LGBBQ" Pence

Mike "The Orlando Shooting Gave Me a Hooting" Pence

Mike "Enola the Gays" Pence

Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence

Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence

Mike "Believing in Evolution Explains Your Sexual Confusion" Pence

[–]krocker321 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Trump lecturing on respect is like handing out tickets for speeding at the Indy 500.

[–]Kim_Jong_il_AF 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never was into Hamilton or understood all the hype around that play. That being said, I am now a fan of a Hamilton. #FuckMikePence

[–]JaviWonderz 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

the_donald is a safe space for pussies

[–]Freelancer47 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not mine, found on Facebook:

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the stale cheeto nazi who blatantly made fun of a handicapped person.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the evil nacho who berates women for their appearance.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the baby carrot who called Mexicans rapists and murderers.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the pumpkin prima Donna who openly bragged about sexually assaulting women.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the orange snowflake who wants religious freedom by singling out Muslims and wanting them to prove themselves worthy.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the mango Mussolini who characterizes all black people as gangsters and criminals.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the vulgar-talking yam who picked a running mate that believed gay people should be arrested for applying for a marriage license, and that they should also go through conversion therapy.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the overripe tangerine who is appointing racists, homophobes, misogynists, and climate change deniers to his cabinet.

"APOLOGIZE!" demands the kumquat who never apologizes for anything, including the undeniable hatred, fear, and abuse his entire campaign has instigated towards minorities and women all over this beautifully blended country.

A man this thin-skinned, unempathetic, and completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy will NEVER be my clown-in-chief.

[–]JakeCake2013I voted! 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

B-B-B-But T-T-Trump is supposed to trigger SJW's not get triggered by them!

[–]TastyRoffles 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those guys over at r/The_Donald can dish it, but they sure can't take it.

[–]ephonk 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Said it before and I'll say it again. Donald Trump is a whiny little bitch. Every time I turn around he's moaning about some tiny little slight.

FFS, man up already, ya big cheezbag!