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#SendEmSaltSALTY NYTIMES (i.redd.it)

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[–]BioRito 621ポイント622ポイント  (37子コメント)

Just sent my order.

https://sli.mg/zipV7R

With a couple extra items. As a gamer and a gator, I had to include that book.

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 119ポイント120ポイント  (5子コメント)

You are just awesome!! Best post yet haha.

[–]rigbed 54ポイント55ポイント  (3子コメント)

Someone contact Martin shkrieli

[–]rex_furoreCA 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

Cuck owes us music, do not forget!

[–]Jacobythepotato 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

He played the Wu tang on a live stream, still waiting for other stuff.

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    [–]BleatingHeartMAGAPA 68ポイント69ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Haha this order is a 10th degree burn

    [–]Chef_MAGAFL 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol,cant forget the tissues.

    [–]dotadota22 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Holy shit you're awesome

    [–]RandyContractor 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

    omfg you are the man. I just came back from contributing to the pizzagate investigation and I needed this. Thanks man.

    [–]MSMomma71MS 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I actually think you win! Top marks!!

    [–]CantStumpTheVince 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You are a fucking bad ass.

    [–]MmmhmmmTrumpMD 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    [–]TipperOfTheFedora 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Incredible work

    [–]TuretoriSWE 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LOL best one ive seen yet

    [–]nwo_o 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Amazing! Nice touch with the book!

    [–]TotallyNotanOfficerPD 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh man, we gotta get you a coat for that.

    [–]boreddiscordianCA 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You are the parent who, without saying a word, places lubrication and tissue in their teenage son's porn drawer.

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      [–]jonathon_barron 142ポイント143ポイント  (5子コメント)

      "White Nationalist Terrorist Group Sends 1 Ton of Mysterious White Powder to New York Times Headquarters" -MSM

      [–]Arctic_ChileanCAN 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

      MSM: ... the white powder is believed to be "Sodium Chloride", a dangerous substance known to melt ice...

      [–]namidyaFL[🍰] 127ポイント128ポイント  (26子コメント)

      Lmao this is great! 😂

      I'm really curious what their next headline will say about this.

      [–]AcalaTN 170ポイント171ポイント  (8子コメント)

      Something along the lines of how we're all Nazis because Hitler had an affinity for the salt mines of North Africa.

      [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 73ポイント74ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I cant.Too much hahaha

      [–]FatkungfuuWA 64ポイント65ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Phew, for a second I thought I was going to be doing something that wasn't racist. As a Trump supporter I literally can't do that

      [–]DrScrubbingtonCAN 74ポイント75ポイント  (2子コメント)

      One of the hardest parts of supporting Trump is doing every day activities in a sufficiently racist manner to please Der Fuhrer. For instance, I have to queue up my VHS of Song of the South to brush my teeth, and I'm getting pretty good at making swastika pancakes for Sunday breakfast (which is after church, where we learn that Jesus hated everyone without blonde hair and blue eyes, except Hitler and some of Trump's family). Racist driving is pretty hard though, I managed to cut off a black family today, mildly inconveniencing them, but I'm not sure if it was really enough.

      [–]TrumpTruther 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

      literally shaking

      [–]BioRito 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

      In this case, probably. Can you imagine their blood pressure with that much sodium?

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        [–]MAGA-MEMES 58ポイント59ポイント  (3子コメント)

        CNN: TRUMP SUPPORTER SENDS FAKE ANTHRAX TO NEW YORK TIMES!

        [–]dotadota22 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

        MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN SOME SORT OF PENIS JOKE

        [–]BDLankMI 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

        IT'S NOW BEEN CONFIRMED THIS IS INDEED WITHOUT QUESTION A POSSIBLE PENIS JOKE

        [–]Chewy1322 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

        They'll try to play it off as some kind of threat or racist message.

        [–]Matterhorn27OR 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

        We should send them 1 pound of salt for every new subscriber that we got after their failing article was posted.

        [–]Cybiu5CHE 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

        rip salt economy

        [–]ANAL_CUNT_SLAPAUS 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Happy cake day!

        [–]Tony49UKUK 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I've tipped off Alex Jones about this so that he can ask them.

        [–]haironbae 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Honestly, I think this is what gets us shut down.

        Quick edit: But I still support it and sent a bag myself, just like the r/Mr_Trump IMMEDIATE flood to r/[redacted] to tell them to suck on our balls

        [–]Good_Behavior_DayMN 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

        All this salt was hateful bullying that gave them all temporary PTSD.

        [–]tempytemp123456 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Trump Supporters Send NYT 1 Ton of Mysterious White Powder

        [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 418ポイント419ポイント  (63子コメント)

        Go Send salt to NY Times!!

        Please refer to this thread by /u/njmksr for further instructions and to post your confirmation photo!

        IMPORTANT: DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT send packets of salt or loose salt in an envelope!!! We do not need this backfiring on our community.

        [–]njmksrUSA 92ポイント93ポイント  (9子コメント)

        We're currently at 1525 lbs of salt!

        WE ARE GROWING STRONGER

        [–]RulerOfSlidesNJ 212ポイント213ポイント  (17子コメント)

        Holy shit, this is actually happening.

        Kek <== This one.

        Kek

        Kek

        Kek

        Kek

        Someone help find my topkek?

        EDIT: Thanks for the help, everyone, I figured out which one was my topkek.

        [–]flat6turboCA 71ポイント72ポイント  (3子コメント)

        🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek 🔝 kek

        [–]weeaboo_degenerateMI 66ポイント67ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Kek <This one

        Kek <Close

        Kek <Not quite

        Kek <Not even close

        Kek <Definitely not

        [–]RulerOfSlidesNJ 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Thanks, mate, I'm often confused keking too hard to find it!

        [–]kingdowngoatMO 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

        kek 👈

        kek 👎

        kek 👎

        kek 👎

        kek 👎

        [–]MonicaLewinskysDress 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Please help this man find his kek--very imp!!!

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          [–]gmax325TX 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

          https://sli.mg/ItgyUb

          [–]subbookkeepperAUS 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Holy shit, this is actually happening.

          Kek <-----This one

          Kek

          Kek

          Kek

          Kek

          Someone help find my topkek?

          [–]deepwatermakoND 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

          They're just going to give it to some infuriatingly unnecessary charity like having salt reservoirs installed in liberals tear ducts so they have extra salty tears.

          [–]catsRawesome123 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

          YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWESOME R/THE_DONALD

          WE'RE GOING TO GET MORE THAN 1 TON OF SALT LOL. WE NEED PEOPLE AT NYT ON WEDNESDAY-FRIDAY SEEING THEIR REACTION AND TAKING PICTURES!!!

          [–]njmksrUSA 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Mods please pin that thread.

          [–]jackets19 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

          Sorry if it's not loose or a packet what type of salt am I supposed to send?

          [–]Tony49UKUK 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

          We're all going for 25 pond bags of Morton Salt at $18.50 including shipping. But you can also buy smaller quantities. Boxes of Kleenex so they can wipe their tears away, haemorrhoid cream because they're so but hurt, baby's dummies/pacifiers to help them stop crying....https://www.amazon.com/Morton-Table-Salt-25-Pound/dp/B007SNJ98G/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1479699991&sr=8-5&keywords=morton%2Bsalt&th=1

          [–]SidoneyAUS 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Can an international 'pede ship it this way?

          [–]Tony49UKUK 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

          I did and I'm from the UK, you just need to use amazon.com instead of .co.uk etc. The two day shipping option is free as you're Prime membership (if you have one wont work on it).

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              [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Click the link for further instructions. Buy a bag from amazon or any other place you may prefer.

              [–]jackets19 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Gotcha; I wanted to send pocket sand to them in an envelope but I see how that could be mistaken for anthrax now.

              [–]PepetheSaltThrower 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

              https://sli.mg/a/j6td7V

              Here's my contribution :)

              [–]camdoodlebopMAGA 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You finally got your sticky :)

              [–]riverjusticeUSA 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

              It will be awesome if we grab all the screenshots together in one post for everyone to read.

              [–]jacob8015OH 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Why no packets?

              [–]tvfilmNY 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

              You don't want them to say it's some illegal substance or some liberal exaggeration.

              [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

              This. If the packages all come from amazon or a third party they can't claim we tampered with them.

              [–]ForgototherpasswordMAGA 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Don't need to be accused of sending weaponized anthrax, which only seems to come from Fort Detrick

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                  [–]Rolexican 71ポイント72ポイント  (11子コメント)

                  This is astonishing! It's actually going to happen.

                  [–]HotTeen69CA 26ポイント27ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  Im still wondering where this will end up. An editors house? Inside their headquarters? Will it be dumped on the ground for maximum effect? Or be in a box/tons of envelopes that they throw away? Will they take the salt and repurpose it?

                  [–]TuretoriSWE 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  It's almost as if we need a local journalist who can give us the story!

                  [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  I am seriously tempted to go up there Tuesday morning and wait for the truck to pull up.

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                        [–]Arctic_ChileanCAN 63ポイント64ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        Apparently, NYT may have re-located their HQ to Ceres.

                        [–]Blind_Sypher 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Oy my sides, lmao

                        [–]skanereID[🍰] 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Scientists baffled by Ceres bright spots rapidly growing since Nov. 8th.

                        [–]metalzipPOL 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        well /u/DeplorableSpanishGuy , can you check if we have the correct address then?

                        paging /u/njmksr

                        [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        New Address

                        • Ceres:

                        RA 19h 24m 0s | Dec +59° 0′ 0″

                        [–]njmksrUSA 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Can confirm. Worked at a planetarium this summer, that'd be some of the things you'd need to locate Ceres in the sky

                        [–]FattyMcFat212OH 50ポイント51ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        I just want to thank you patriots for keeping Morton salt in business. I literally live right next door to their plant in Ohio. They had a pretty bad fire this summer!

                        [–]Julesy_AUS 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Were stimulating the economy already!

                        [–]Arctic_ChileanCAN 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I don't know about you, but we should be buying stocks in Salt Mining companies.

                        [–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 126ポイント127ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

                        [–]wiccan45 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Carla was the prom queen

                        [–]jackets19 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I feel like Melania was.. seeing as Trump is the ultimate winner

                        [–]MantananForTrumpMAGA 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        I just watched this not long ago. Great movie.

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                          [–]njmksrUSA 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          MODS = GODS https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5dz4p3/sendemsalt_an_attempt_to_deliver_1_ton_of_salt_to/

                          [–]WolfessStudiosAZ 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Glad it finally got stickied.

                          [–]h00n82 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Every time I come back to the sub there are more and more subscribers. Talk about your all-time backfires.

                          [–]For_the_RepublicUSA 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I can't wait to see this on the headline of the FAILING NY Times!! Oh wait, nobody reads it...

                          [–]PowerCroat783 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

                          Here is mine

                          Update

                          [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          Make sure you add a gift note and mention /r/The_Donald so they know where it came from.

                          [–]PowerCroat783 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          How do I do that?

                          Nevermind

                          Update

                          [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          See the little "add gift option" right under the price in your photo. Just click there. It should have two diff options to choose from. One is free the other is 4.99 I think

                          [–]bljwmn 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          wow that is some expensive salt

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                            [–]qa2PA 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Ahem.... it's pronounced FAILING New York Times

                            [–]broscientologistGA 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Our investigative team has found that trumps subreddit considered to send hundreds of anthrax like envelopes to our news station.

                            Authorities are speaking to reddits owners to minimize these events which are now being called acts of terrorism

                            [–]RabbiBruceWayneAL 28ポイント29ポイント  (11子コメント)

                            Tbh, they're going to say we're wasteful with money and could have used it for something else.

                            Have threads prepared to remind people of all the good things we raised money for!

                            [–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            Good point. Thats why we need centipedes like you!!

                            [–]hatrickhenriUSA 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            let's start a separate fund where they can donate their salt to a charity or something, give it back to Morton, resell it, keep the energy in the economy

                            [–]Whichguy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Even though we raised a good portion of 140k for that church

                            [–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            I was kinda hoping we could do something with coats-for-kids.org or operation warm…

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                              [–]Blind_Sypher 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              This is very quickly going to turn into multiple tons of salts spread out over weeks of deliveries. I cant wait to see the articles about it.

                              [–]TrumphuAkbarNAVY 47ポイント48ポイント  (8子コメント)

                              Next thing you know they will be saying it's a white powder.

                              [–]tdavis25CO 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Were at just over 1400 lbs! Its not too late to contribute with your own token gesture of salt!

                              [–]xjtsxWA 54ポイント55ポイント  (11子コメント)

                              Mods pin this !

                              [–]njmksrUSA 40ポイント41ポイント  (10子コメント)

                              Why did this get pinned but the original thread didn't? https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5dz4p3/sendemsalt_an_attempt_to_deliver_1_ton_of_salt_to/

                              [–]AcalaTN 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Meta meme magic. It evolved into this so OP could make a fine graphic for this beautiful sodium campaign.

                              [–]MahRussias 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Maymes

                              [–]haironbae 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              That thread is all order confirmations. This thread is so we can shitpost about it.

                              [–]pheylan-cavanaughWA 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Catchier, imo.

                              [–]cuatro-20 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              In the original thread the mods said they don't like to sticky posts that involve people buying something, which I understand. This picture is the next best thing to drive traffic to that post I think.

                              [–]tom__ace 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Fear not OP, you are dealing with nimble navigators here.

                              [–]Markco23 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              They can't pin the original for liability reasons probably and mod rules

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                                [–]danjamins 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                This community is the fucking best. Hilarious as fuck. Never a dull day with the Donald.

                                [–]Matterhorn27OR 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                If we dump this on the failing New York Times' doorstep, they won't be able to afford to pay someone to move it. Kek.

                                [–]basedretired0313USMC 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                New York Times Friday November 25, 2016 Headline posted below.

                                TRUMP VOTERS SEND TONS OF WHITE NAcL TO THREATEN REPORTERS TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

                                Someone send a Ton C/O these two liars. MICHAEL BARBARO and MEGAN TWOHEY.

                                [–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                I also sent kosher pickle mix and anal lube. I wonder what they will make of that.

                                [–]Whichguy 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                The_Donald sends white sodium chloride to NYT as a symbol of white supremacy

                                [–]pure_energy18GA 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                Morton LOVES them

                                One weird trick to becoming a salt company's favorite consumers

                                [–]MrEzekial 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                The fact this was almost top of r/all made me so happy!

                                [–]MSMomma71MS 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Guys, guys...DO order from Amazon think of the karma of Bezos company having to deliver salt to a fellow HRC supporting Company...its very tasty. They get to lose money on delivery of thes - each order must be sent separately from the same warehouse to the same address....its makes it so much better.

                                [–]chairman_steel 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                I feel like we're maybe a month or two away from Radiolab doing a show about how salt is a symbol of white supremacists.

                                [–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                At that point we switch to 1000ct black pepper packets to spice up their pathetic cuckolded lives. Only $8 on amazon prime.

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                                  [–]MrDuck 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  As a liberal and former Bernout it would be hypocritical for me to send them salt (although I admit I have salt to spare) so I sent this: to remind them how we got here

                                  [–]modifiedbASSCAN 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  this might be the single best thread i've ever seen on reddit

                                  [–]ChipperLockPicker 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Since Clinton lost the election they've come in to their own supply of salt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                  [–]salt_water_swimming 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  For my contribution, I included some literature (and gift-wrapped the salt, I hope it's a surprise!):

                                  http://sli.mg/s5N4Rw

                                  [–]bff_T_fishbine 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  Cheaper Salt source

                                  50 pounds for like $4.49. A ton would cost $179.6

                                  [–]SidoneyAUS 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  Done: https://i.sli.mg/w3RKTV.png

                                  With love from Australia

                                  [–]pm_me_your_leaves 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Someone at Amazon is going to come into work tomorrow morning to the weirdest fucking day they've ever had...

                                  [–]OnlyTrump16USA 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  They might need it. There could be a lot of snow in New York this year.

                                  [–]1221johnnyNJ 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  I dont have an amazon account, but OP, I'll gladly send you $20 on paypal so you can buy one for me

                                  [–]VerySuperGenius 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Shouldn't they be sending us salt? It appears that they have a ridiculously large surplus of it.

                                  [–]FlashVirus 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Can we send them Pepe as well?

                                  https://www.amazon.com/Hashtag-Collectibles-Pepe-Frog-official/dp/B01MCT549R/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1479699406&sr=1-1&keywords=pepe+frog

                                  [–]comfortable_otter 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  making the US salt industry great again.

                                  [–]a_newbie_grower 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Don't forget to use Amazon smile if you're buying salt.

                                  [–]End3rpCA 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  NYT's Wednesday headline:

                                  TRUMP SUPPORTERS SEND US A MESSAGE OF WHITE POW(D)ER

                                  [–]catsRawesome123 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Amazon gift wrapping workers are going to be like

                                  WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE ASKING TO GIFT WRAP A 25LB BAG OF SALT. WTF IS R/THE_DONALD? LET ME GO CHECK IT OUT

                                  [–]steelhorizon 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  The fact that Amazon is running out of salt is HILARIOUS...

                                  [–]FondleGanoosh438CA 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  We need this salt to preserve our memes.

                                  [–]MurmurItUpDbags 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  Just a random thought. Isn't there websites that will literally mail animal feces to people as a prank? I'm seeing a very funny idea.

                                  [–]njmksrUSA 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  UPDATE: 1 MORE TO GO BEFORE WE REACH ONE METRIC TON OF SALT!

                                  [–]satin_pajamasUSA 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  Anybody wanna crowd fund a literal truckload of road salt?

                                  http://midwestsalt.com/product/bulk-rock-salt/

                                  [–]TrashCatTMUSA 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  #SendEmSalt

                                  [–]frankduhhhtank 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Make a salt sticky!!

                                  [–]njmksrUSA 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I'm so proud

                                  [–]dead_moose_meat 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  This was the salt that was collected from the venue Hillary rented during presidential election day.

                                  [–]Turtleshack 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Industrial Pepe: Tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of tons of SALT!

                                  https://i.sli.mg/3cHtLJ.jpg

                                  [–]NerdyRomantic 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I'm pretty sure there's a libtard mailing in salt in an envelope. Media will get onto us as being horrible people while the FBI tracks down the sender. A few hours later, a suspect is arrested and the FBI holds a press conference. The suspect's name is released and we look him up on Facebook. He's the libtard.

                                  [–]ObeeeeeNY 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  https://i.sli.mg/9EiEIB.png

                                  [–]16293 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Call in Dude on Breitbart tonight (I think Mark from PA) was talking about salting the earth

                                  Great analogy and plan

                                  I'm with you or brother

                                  [–]bigpandas 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Back in HS my stoner cousin used to read High Times. Now he tries to keep his brain entertained with the NY Times.

                                  [–]zman9119 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  The UPS guy is going to hate us

                                  [–]DEATH_WINDMD 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I'm in for fifty.

                                  [–]E-rockCommentCHN 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  REPLENISH THE MINES

                                  [–]catsRawesome123 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  #Guys looks like Amazon is starting to run out! It says on their website only 20 left in stock LOL

                                  Edit: 17 left in stock. 3 more centipede's ordered since the time of this post. Edit at 8:41 PST

                                  [–]Quantum__Tarantino 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  The NYT already has enough salt.

                                  [–]Ouiju 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  This owns.

                                  [–]NateForTrump 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  /u/DeplorableSpanishGuy Done! https://sli.mg/a/6MPVZz

                                  "Hi NYT, The flow of tears requires electrolyte replenishing. Be well. From The_Donald - #SendEmSalt"

                                  [–]njmksrUSA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  We're almost there!

                                  [–]catsRawesome123 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Headline: Trump Supporters threatening lives of NYT staff with hazardous chemical NaCl

                                  [–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Hello again r/all

                                  [–]EducatedCajun 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  ELI5 please? What did NYT do?

                                  [–]WrennAmethystSD 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Sent! https://sli.mg/64p1hk

                                  [–]conman7777 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Mine will arrive a little later.

                                  http://imgur.com/a/ke7Fl

                                  [–]tholinzTX 22ポイント23ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                  Yeah, what if we all actually mailed them salt packets? Could we make this a thing?

                                  [–]XCorneliusXVA 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  The thing with a big ass bag is no one can say it seemed like an attack in an envelope. Its a joke.

                                  [–]tholinzTX 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Yeah, that's a good point. I just don't want to send something that can be traced back to me personally, you know?

                                  [–]tdavis25CO 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Eh what are they going to do? Amazon gifts give a sender name, but no address.

                                  [–]haironbae 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Why packets? I think we're up to 1,500 pounds of salt by now. Packets are too small, we need big bags.

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                                    [–]Trump_Me_HarderWA 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    lol should have sent them bleach... Because they probably couldn't just throw it all in the garbage.

                                    [–]FlashVirus 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Can we get someone to post this on 4chan?

                                    [–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    We can try but Amazon doesn't accept payment in tendies or good boy points.

                                    [–]bubuluvUSA 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Maybe we do glitter next week after this round of salt?

                                    [–]basedretired0313USMC 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    MOd= Gods Keep this Sticked Until the Failing New York Times Responds.

                                    [–]njmksrUSA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    We FUCKING DID IT!

                                    WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

                                    [–]rockthe40__oz 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    NO BRAKES

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