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[–]BioRito 292ポイント293ポイント  (24子コメント)

Just sent my order.

https://sli.mg/zipV7R

With a couple extra items. As a gamer and a gator, I had to include that book.

[–]BleatingHeartMAGAPA 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha this order is a 10th degree burn

[–]Chef_MAGAFL 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol,cant forget the tissues.

[–]dotadota22 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit you're awesome

[–]MSMomma71MS 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually think you win! Top marks!!

[–]RandyContractor 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

omfg you are the man. I just came back from contributing to the pizzagate investigation and I needed this. Thanks man.

[–]nwo_o 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amazing! Nice touch with the book!

[–]TuretoriSWE 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL best one ive seen yet

[–]TotallyNotanOfficerPD 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man, we gotta get you a coat for that.

[–]boreddiscordianCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are the parent who, without saying a word, places lubrication and tissue in their teenage son's porn drawer.

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 364ポイント365ポイント  (51子コメント)

Go Send salt to NY Times!!

Please refer to this thread by /u/njmksr for further instructions and to post your confirmation photo!


IMPORTANT: DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT send packets of salt or loose salt in an envelope!!! We do not need this backfiring on our community.

[–]njmksrUSA 65ポイント66ポイント  (8子コメント)

We're currently at 1525 lbs of salt!

WE ARE GROWING STRONGER

[–]RulerOfSlidesNJ 191ポイント192ポイント  (14子コメント)

Holy shit, this is actually happening.

Kek <== This one.

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Someone help find my topkek?

EDIT: Thanks for the help, everyone, I figured out which one was my topkek.

[–]flat6turboCA 65ポイント66ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]weeaboo_degenerateMI 53ポイント54ポイント  (4子コメント)

Kek <This one

Kek <Close

Kek <Not quite

Kek <Not even close

Kek <Definitely not

[–]RulerOfSlidesNJ 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thanks, mate, I'm often confused keking too hard to find it!

[–]MonicaLewinskysDress 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please help this man find his kek--very imp!!!

[–]kingdowngoatMO 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

kek 👈

kek 👎

kek 👎

kek 👎

kek 👎

[–]subbookkeepperAUS 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy shit, this is actually happening.

Kek <-----This one

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Someone help find my topkek?

[–]deepwatermakoND 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're just going to give it to some infuriatingly unnecessary charity like having salt reservoirs installed in liberals tear ducts so they have extra salty tears.

[–]catsRawesome123 42ポイント43ポイント  (1子コメント)

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWESOME R/THE_DONALD

WE'RE GOING TO GET MORE THAN 1 TON OF SALT LOL. WE NEED PEOPLE AT NYT ON WEDNESDAY-FRIDAY SEEING THEIR REACTION AND TAKING PICTURES!!!

[–]njmksrUSA 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mods please pin that thread.

[–]jackets19 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

Sorry if it's not loose or a packet what type of salt am I supposed to send?

[–]Tony49UKUK 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

We're all going for 25 pond bags of Morton Salt at $18.50 including shipping. But you can also buy smaller quantities. Boxes of Kleenex so they can wipe their tears away, haemorrhoid cream because they're so but hurt, baby's dummies/pacifiers to help them stop crying....https://www.amazon.com/Morton-Table-Salt-25-Pound/dp/B007SNJ98G/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1479699991&sr=8-5&keywords=morton%2Bsalt&th=1

[–]SidoneyAUS 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can an international 'pede ship it this way?

[–]Tony49UKUK 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I did and I'm from the UK, you just need to use amazon.com instead of .co.uk etc. The two day shipping option is free as you're Prime membership (if you have one wont work on it).

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Click the link for further instructions. Buy a bag from amazon or any other place you may prefer.

[–]jackets19 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Gotcha; I wanted to send pocket sand to them in an envelope but I see how that could be mistaken for anthrax now.

[–]camdoodlebopMAGA 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You finally got your sticky :)

[–]riverjusticeUSA 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

It will be awesome if we grab all the screenshots together in one post for everyone to read.

[–]milehightechie 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

this sounds funny. but it's winter time, and this is New York we're talking about. The transportation authority will gladly fill up their vehicles with free road salt :/

[–]njmksrUSA 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's table salt, not road salt ;)

[–]Tony49UKUK 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Table salt is actually better quality and can be used as an alternative. They might just end up using it to keep the sidewalk free outside the building.

[–]jacob8015OH 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why no packets?

[–]tvfilmNY 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

You don't want them to say it's some illegal substance or some liberal exaggeration.

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

This. If the packages all come from amazon or a third party they can't claim we tampered with them.

[–]ForgototherpasswordMAGA 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't need to be accused of sending weaponized anthrax, which only seems to come from Fort Detrick

[–]namidyaFL[🍰] 95ポイント96ポイント  (22子コメント)

Lmao this is great! 😂

I'm really curious what their next headline will say about this.

[–]AcalaTN 131ポイント132ポイント  (7子コメント)

Something along the lines of how we're all Nazis because Hitler had an affinity for the salt mines of North Africa.

[–]FatkungfuuWA 49ポイント50ポイント  (4子コメント)

Phew, for a second I thought I was going to be doing something that wasn't racist. As a Trump supporter I literally can't do that

[–]DrScrubbingtonCAN 50ポイント51ポイント  (1子コメント)

One of the hardest parts of supporting Trump is doing every day activities in a sufficiently racist manner to please Der Fuhrer. For instance, I have to queue up my VHS of Song of the South to brush my teeth, and I'm getting pretty good at making swastika pancakes for Sunday breakfast (which is after church, where we learn that Jesus hated everyone without blonde hair and blue eyes, except Hitler and some of Trump's family). Racist driving is pretty hard though, I managed to cut off a black family today, mildly inconveniencing them, but I'm not sure if it was really enough.

[–]dotadota22 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Underrated post, you the man.

[–]TrumpTruther 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

literally shaking

[–]BioRito 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

In this case, probably. Can you imagine their blood pressure with that much sodium?

[–]TheCynicalOne88 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

CNN: Trump supporters intentionally trying to deplete the availability of condiments to add to the post-election chaos

[–]MAGA-MEMES 49ポイント50ポイント  (2子コメント)

CNN: TRUMP SUPPORTER SENDS FAKE ANTHRAX TO NEW YORK TIMES!

[–]dotadota22 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN SOME SORT OF PENIS JOKE

[–]BDLankMI 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S NOW BEEN CONFIRMED THIS IS INDEED WITHOUT QUESTION A POSSIBLE PENIS JOKE

[–]Chewy1322 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

They'll try to play it off as some kind of threat or racist message.

[–]Matterhorn27OR 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

We should send them 1 pound of salt for every new subscriber that we got after their failing article was posted.

[–]Cybiu5CHE 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

rip salt economy

[–]haironbae 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly, I think this is what gets us shut down.

Quick edit: But I still support it and sent a bag myself, just like the r/Mr_Trump IMMEDIATE flood to r/[redacted] to tell them to suck on our balls

[–]Good_Behavior_DayMN 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

All this salt was hateful bullying that gave them all temporary PTSD.

[–]Tony49UKUK 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've tipped off Alex Jones about this so that he can ask them.

[–]tempytemp123456 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump Supporters Send NYT 1 Ton of Mysterious White Powder

[–]jonathon_barron 88ポイント89ポイント  (1子コメント)

"White Nationalist Terrorist Group Sends 1 Ton of Mysterious White Powder to New York Times Headquarters" -MSM

[–]Rolexican 62ポイント63ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is astonishing! It's actually going to happen.

[–]HotTeen69CA 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

Im still wondering where this will end up. An editors house? Inside their headquarters? Will it be dumped on the ground for maximum effect? Or be in a box/tons of envelopes that they throw away? Will they take the salt and repurpose it?

[–]TuretoriSWE 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's almost as if we need a local journalist who can give us the story!

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am seriously tempted to go up there Tuesday morning and wait for the truck to pull up.

[–]Arctic_ChileanCAN 53ポイント54ポイント  (6子コメント)

Apparently, NYT may have located their HQ to Ceres.

[–]metalzipPOL 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

well /u/DeplorableSpanishGuy , can you check if we have the correct address then?

paging /u/njmksr

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

New Address

  • Ceres:

RA 19h 24m 0s | Dec +59° 0′ 0″

[–]njmksrUSA 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm. Worked at a planetarium this summer, that'd be some of the things you'd need to locate Ceres in the sky

[–]skanereID[🍰] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scientists baffled by Ceres bright spots rapidly growing since Nov. 8th.

[–]Julesy_AUS 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

Were stimulating the economy already!

[–]Arctic_ChileanCAN 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know about you, but we should be buying stocks in Salt Mining companies.

[–]FattyMcFat212OH 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just want to thank you patriots for keeping Morton salt in business. I literally live right next door to their plant in Ohio. They had a pretty bad fire this summer!

[–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 112ポイント113ポイント  (6子コメント)

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

[–]wiccan45 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Carla was the prom queen

[–]jackets19 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like Melania was.. seeing as Trump is the ultimate winner

[–]MantananForTrumpMAGA 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just watched this not long ago. Great movie.

[–]EndaarFNY 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I tell you, you are going to get so tired of fucking the prom queen..."

[–]For_the_RepublicUSA 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't wait to see this on the headline of the FAILING NY Times!! Oh wait, nobody reads it...

[–]h00n82 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every time I come back to the sub there are more and more subscribers. Talk about your all-time backfires.

[–]qa2PA 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahem.... it's pronounced FAILING New York Times

[–]PowerCroat783 20ポイント21ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Make sure you add a gift note and mention /r/The_Donald so they know where it came from.

[–]PowerCroat783 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

How do I do that?

Nevermind

Update

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

See the little "add gift option" right under the price in your photo. Just click there. It should have two diff options to choose from. One is free the other is 4.99 I think

[–]bljwmn 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow that is some expensive salt

[–]broscientologistGA 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our investigative team has found that trumps subreddit considered to send hundreds of anthrax like envelopes to our news station.

Authorities are speaking to reddits owners to minimize these events which are now being called acts of terrorism

[–]RabbiBruceWayneAL 19ポイント20ポイント  (9子コメント)

Tbh, they're going to say we're wasteful with money and could have used it for something else.

Have threads prepared to remind people of all the good things we raised money for!

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Good point. Thats why we need centipedes like you!!

[–]hatrickhenriUSA 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

let's start a separate fund where they can donate their salt to a charity or something, give it back to Morton, resell it, keep the energy in the economy

[–]Whichguy 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even though we raised a good portion of 140k for that church

[–]MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I was kinda hoping we could do something with coats-for-kids.org or operation warm…

[–]TrumphuAkbarNAVY 41ポイント42ポイント  (8子コメント)

Next thing you know they will be saying it's a white powder.

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lol. OMG Sodium chloride!!! Call in the Hazmat team!!

[–]TrumphuAkbarNAVY 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh my God! A chlorine based compound!!

[–]Tony49UKUK 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're trying to gas us. In my head it feels like they want to kill us it just feels so violent.

[–]Blind_Sypher 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is very quickly going to turn into multiple tons of salts spread out over weeks of deliveries. I cant wait to see the articles about it.

[–]WolfessStudiosAZ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

SO MUCH SALT!!!!1!!111! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]xjtsxWA 54ポイント55ポイント  (11子コメント)

Mods pin this !

[–]njmksrUSA 36ポイント37ポイント  (10子コメント)

[–]AcalaTN 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meta meme magic. It evolved into this so OP could make a fine graphic for this beautiful sodium campaign.

[–]haironbae 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

That thread is all order confirmations. This thread is so we can shitpost about it.

[–]tom__ace 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fear not OP, you are dealing with nimble navigators here.

[–]cuatro-20 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the original thread the mods said they don't like to sticky posts that involve people buying something, which I understand. This picture is the next best thing to drive traffic to that post I think.

[–]Markco23 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

They can't pin the original for liability reasons probably and mod rules

[–]xjtsxWA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure, but end result is positive !

[–]tdavis25CO 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Were at just over 1400 lbs! Its not too late to contribute with your own token gesture of salt!

[–]basedretired0313USMC 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

New York Times Friday November 25, 2016 Headline posted below.

TRUMP VOTERS SEND TONS OF WHITE NAcL TO THREATEN REPORTERS TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

Someone send a Ton C/O these two liars. MICHAEL BARBARO and MEGAN TWOHEY.

[–]Whichguy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

The_Donald sends white sodium chloride to NYT as a symbol of white supremacy

[–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I also sent kosher pickle mix and anal lube. I wonder what they will make of that.

[–]Matterhorn27OR 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we dump this on the failing New York Times' doorstep, they won't be able to afford to pay someone to move it. Kek.

[–]pure_energy18GA 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Morton LOVES them

One weird trick to becoming a salt company's favorite consumers

[–]OnlyTrump16USA 29ポイント30ポイント  (5子コメント)

They might need it. There could be a lot of snow in New York this year.

[–]AcalaTN 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, salt from the protesters got em' covered for months.

[–]YungTurdy 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Na uh!! NYT Says global warming is really real! No more snow!

[–]aurbisRUS 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Different salt but yeah

[–]ChipperLockPicker 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Since Clinton lost the election they've come in to their own supply of salt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]MSMomma71MS 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys, guys...DO order from Amazon think of the karma of Bezos company having to deliver salt to a fellow HRC supporting Company...its very tasty. They get to lose money on delivery of thes - each order must be sent separately from the same warehouse to the same address....its makes it so much better.

[–]FondleGanoosh438CA 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

We need this salt to preserve our memes.

[–]flat6turboCA 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

I LIKE MY MEMES LIKE I LIKE MY PORK

CURED AND SPICEY

[–]brickpicFL 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I prefer to smoke my memes before salting them

[–]1221johnnyNJ 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

I dont have an amazon account, but OP, I'll gladly send you $20 on paypal so you can buy one for me

[–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

You can get a free trial of prime.

[–]1221johnnyNJ 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I dont have a credit card and amazon doesnt accept PayPal

[–]SmallGetty 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you don't find someone in a bit let me know and I'll do it.

[–]TrashCatTMUSA 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

#SendEmSalt

[–]frankduhhhtank 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Make a salt sticky!!

[–]VerySuperGenius 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Shouldn't they be sending us salt? It appears that they have a ridiculously large surplus of it.

[–]njmksrUSA 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so proud

[–]dead_moose_meat 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was the salt that was collected from the venue Hillary rented during presidential election day.

[–]tholinzTX 22ポイント23ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yeah, what if we all actually mailed them salt packets? Could we make this a thing?

[–]XCorneliusXVA 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

The thing with a big ass bag is no one can say it seemed like an attack in an envelope. Its a joke.

[–]tholinzTX 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, that's a good point. I just don't want to send something that can be traced back to me personally, you know?

[–]tdavis25CO 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh what are they going to do? Amazon gifts give a sender name, but no address.

[–]haironbae 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why packets? I think we're up to 1,500 pounds of salt by now. Packets are too small, we need big bags.

[–]TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

nah fam. Send them bulk bags. Shit that can't be construed as anthrax. I mean you can run to the grocery store and buy a .5 pound bag and ship that, it'll be less than 10 bucks easy.

[–]bigpandas 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Back in HS my stoner cousin used to read High Times. Now he tries to keep his brain entertained with the NY Times.

[–]NerdyRomantic 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure there's a libtard mailing in salt in an envelope. Media will get onto us as being horrible people while the FBI tracks down the sender. A few hours later, a suspect is arrested and the FBI holds a press conference. The suspect's name is released and we look him up on Facebook. He's the libtard.

[–]chairman_steel 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I feel like we're maybe a month or two away from Radiolab doing a show about how salt is a symbol of white supremacists.

[–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

At that point we switch to 1000ct black pepper packets to spice up their pathetic cuckolded lives. Only $8 on amazon prime.

[–]End3rpCA 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

NYT's Wednesday headline:

TRUMP SUPPORTERS SEND US A MESSAGE OF WHITE POW(D)ER

[–]16293 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Call in Dude on Breitbart tonight (I think Mark from PA) was talking about salting the earth

Great analogy and plan

I'm with you or brother

[–]MurmurItUpDbags 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Just a random thought. Isn't there websites that will literally mail animal feces to people as a prank? I'm seeing a very funny idea.

[–]danjamins 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

This community is the fucking best. Hilarious as fuck. Never a dull day with the Donald.

[–]Quantum__Tarantino 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

The NYT already has enough salt.

[–]DeplorableSpanishGuyUSA[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

They need enough for 8 years lol.

[–]hatrickhenriUSA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

the sidewalks get icy up there in NYC, they'll save the city money by salting their own sidewalks

[–]Turtleshack 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Industrial Pepe: Tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of tons of SALT!

https://i.sli.mg/3cHtLJ.jpg

[–]a_newbie_grower 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget to use Amazon smile if you're buying salt.

[–]NateForTrump 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

/u/DeplorableSpanishGuy Done! https://sli.mg/a/6MPVZz

"Hi NYT, The flow of tears requires electrolyte replenishing. Be well. From The_Donald - #SendEmSalt"

[–]aurbisRUS 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't buy salt through Amazon, boycott

[–]nobrakesfortendiesCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

20lb bags are prime eligible. with how razor thin their margins are, theyre probably not making money on this.

[–]BasiceventUSA 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

A pound of salt for a pound of gold, the original great trade deal.

[–]DEATH_WINDMD 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm in for fifty.

[–]diox__ 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

But why?!!?

[–]Hippieremover 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because why not? Yolo motherfuckers! ( Yes, I know I am being cringey )

[–]Borommakot4potentateOH 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is all good til some idiot sends them actual salt and causes them to think they got anthrax or some shit.

[–]Trump_Me_HarderWA 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

lol should have sent them bleach... Because they probably couldn't just throw it all in the garbage.

[–]dotadota22 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

No if we send them bleach they'll have more than usual supply and this week's Failing NYT's news will be ultra-bleached.

[–]FlashVirus 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can we get someone to post this on 4chan?

[–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

We can try but Amazon doesn't accept payment in tendies or good boy points.