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submitted by njmksrUSA
Hello 'Pedes!
While I was viewing the frontpage today, I was inspired by one 'Pede's act of sending the NYT 25 pounds of salt.
So, I thought we could follow in this brave patriot's footsteps and pool together to send the New York Times an entire literal ton of salt.
If 89 of us send 25 pounds, we'll have sent just over one ton. Here's where you can order the salt:
https://www.amazon.com/Morton-Table-Salt-25-Pound/dp/B007SNJ98G
Send it as a gift to: The New York Times 620 8th Avenue, New York, NY 10018
The message should include something about being from /r/the_donald, and also #SendEmSalt.
Post your order confirmation below if you choose to do it- I'm in the process of sending mine. Use a screenshot on https://i.sli.mg/
Good luck, 'Pedes. Special thanks to /u/legalizehazing

Tally: PROGRESS SO FAR BY #SENDEMSALT

12/89 Sent, 2 Pending (me, /u/EmpireofWin)

THAT'S 300 POUNDS OF SALT!

Keep it up, 'Pedes!
all 110 comments
[–]jcdausch 40 points41 points42 points  (0 children)
That's hilarious
[–]ghaeb 40 points41 points42 points  (2 children)
Done, Tuesday morning is going to be a salty for the New York Times mail room.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 23 points24 points25 points  (1 child)
Patriot, I salute you.
[–]ghaeb 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
It is a worthy cause, and I thank you for your support.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 27 points28 points29 points  (6 children)
MATCH ME!
Let's Make NYT Salty Again!
[–]Basket0fDeplorablesPD 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
I'm about to match you but was wondering if it would still be delivered if the name I was sending to was their real name. The FAILING New York Times.
Do you know?
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
IDK. I'd put that in the message though.
[–]tdavis25CO 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
This...this is excellent!
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
WONDERFUL! NO BRAKES! THIS TRAIN RUNS ON MEMES, MAGA, AND SALTY LIBERAL TEARS!
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THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES, AND IT WON'T BE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM ANY TIME SOON! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 1 BILLION MPH FASTER!

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[–]njmksrUSA[S] 15 points16 points17 points  (2 children)
Great! Could you post your order confirmation via screenshot on I.Sli.mg?
[–]makeamericalockherup 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
Newb here, let me try and figure out how
[–]liamhoganVA 24 points25 points26 points  (3 children)
I'm too broke to participate, but you can take my energy
[–]Henry_BurrisIL 8 points9 points10 points  (1 child)
God yeah, take my energy, just don't put me down to Jeb! levels
[–]Felidae_SilverwingTX 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
No 'Pede can go that low, you'd have to be a true cuckservative to match Jeb
[–]WarOfTheFanboys 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Grab some salt packets next time you are at Wendy's and mail them in a regular envelope.
[–]ForgototherpasswordMAGA 22 points23 points24 points  (4 children)
Make sure it's iodized. Iodine is an important nutrient. That way they know we really care about them.
[–]RossTheColonel 23 points24 points25 points  (3 children)

I ONLY NEED SUPER MALE VITALITY

[–]njmksrUSA[S] 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
OMG A MOD
MODS = GODS
/u/RossTheColonel if you could sticky this it would make my day
[–]ForgototherpasswordMAGA 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
Don't forget to get some VITAMIN MINERAL FUSION for the kids, it's full of...
[–]sonihiDEU 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
Clean healthy drinking water, you can't survive without it, but where do you get it?

FUCK IT BUY THE ALEXA PURE PRO, THE BEST INNOVATIVE GRAVITY-FED WATERFILTRATION SYSTEM!

[–]njmksrUSA[S] 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)

PROGRESS SO FAR BY #SENDEMSALT

11/89 Sent, 2 Pending (me, /u/EmpireofWin)

THAT'S 275 POUNDS OF SALT!

Keep it up, 'Pedes! Spread the news!

NOTE: This counter is now obsolete; I've moved the tally to the OP.

[–]Heresaguywhoo 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
Nice try NYT, but we're not going to send you a product you can sell to finance your failing medium.
[–]SessamyUSA 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
It's a symbol. If they sell all the salt that would be 9000x more funny.
WAIT: they already sell salt as they sell newspapers with salt all over them. LOL
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 15 points16 points17 points  (1 child)
Praying to the all-powerful mods this gets enough attention to be stickied. We'd reach our goal real quick.
[–]EmpireofWinCA 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
Commenting to do later
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Thanks! MAGA, my friend!
[–]GrOuNd_ZeRo_7777ARMY 11 points12 points13 points  (3 children)
KEKEKEKEK! They probably wouldn't get it and I'd fear they'd get paranoid with it being a "mysterious white substance" :P
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 13 points14 points15 points  (2 children)
Well, packages labeled "Morton Table Salt, 25 lbs" aren't really that mysterious
[–]trentthecaptainOH 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
That and it's from Amazon.
[–]Fap_Left_Surf_RightIL 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Less dangerous than the plastic bubbles it's packed in
[–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 12 points13 points14 points  (1 child)
Done.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
Thanks!
[–]TrollforTrump2016 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
Please address all salt to 'The Failing New York Times'.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
While that has a similar goal, #SendEmSalt is crowdsourced which makes it likely more effective.
[–]truthbombs22 8 points9 points10 points  (1 child)
This is great, probably should post it a few more times so more people can see. Theres also this site where you can send people buckets of shit - http://shitsenders.com/
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
Link to this on all the frontpage threads. One post is enough if you can get the Mods/Gods to sticky it.
[–]AndymetooCA 9 points10 points11 points  (7 children)
You had me sold before I even finished the first sentence of your post
Edit: My gift receipt said:
" I opened the New York Times this morning and this fell out of it. You are probably wanting it back.
Have a nice Thanksgiving, /r/The_Donald "
Forgot the hashtag though oops
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 5 points6 points7 points  (6 children)
Thank you, patriot! MAGA!
[–]AndymetooCA 3 points4 points5 points  (5 children)
No, thank you. $18 worth of DVDs or movie tickets wouldn't give me as much entertainment, joy, and lasting memories as that just did.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 5 points6 points7 points  (4 children)
I love this community. Together, we make a heckuva difference in the world and have a shit ton of fun doing it!
[–]AndymetooCA 4 points5 points6 points  (3 children)
Yeah it's really all I do online anymore. I used to start, live, and end my day with reddit but I think I've been to the frontpage like 5 times in the past month. Just this and /r/hockey for me.
[–]OklaHomie420 3 points4 points5 points  (2 children)
Yep I literally live on here how. Everything else is boring and a waste of time. This is all that matters now!!
[–]AndymetooCA 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)
I know we are hated by many but a part of me feels bad that they don't get to experience this type of community. I hope all of America feels like this soon. We are unified and they are a shattered mess of different strategies and levels of hate/confusion.
They are shooting in a pitch black room blindly at every sound they hear while we have the clearest vision Americans have had in a long time. Anyway, enough circlejerking. I'm really tired, sorry I got a little gay there for a second. Have a nice weekend, patriot!
[–]OklaHomie420 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
Couldn't of said it any better myself! Glad we have great people like you in this community! Have a great Sunday and a good thanksgiving week!! God bless and MAGA!!!
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
Thank you fellow patriot!
[–]festOFwestOK 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
What's the current count?
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
225 pounds. Could be 250, still waiting on confirmation.
[–]iamtheguyyMAGA 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
Shit that's a good deal pedes! You need salt if shtf. Good buy and free delivery
[–]sir_jerkington 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Everyone should just send them salt to the tune of whatever a NYT subscription costs every month. Maybe it would be a waste of money... Maybe it wouldn't.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 4 points5 points6 points  (3 children)
Please make sure that /r/The_donald is directly mentioned in the gift message, along with #SendEmSalt.
Still, though, thank you, Patriot! MAGA!
[–]ObeeeeeNY 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
Good call, updated with a nice salutation from our lovely sub.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Great! MAGA!
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Also, please be sure to spread the news about this.
[–]crunchyblack21 4 points5 points6 points  (3 children)
Id rather send it to CNN
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
They're not the ones who ran a hit piece on us
[–]crunchyblack21 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
yeah but our exposure to their tears will be much higher since we can watch it on tv as well as in print.
Sure theres enough salt to go around.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
One legacy media organization at a time. Next week, maybe.
[–]REEBUSA 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
Should post this idea every few hours for the rest of the day.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Link to it! Don't post the idea, but make a link post directing to this post!
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
Thank you, patriot, but please mention /r/the_donald and #SendEmSalt directly in the message if possible. MAGA!
[–]BannedEverywhere33 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Further in the message I say it's from The_Donald I did mine early this morning when the original was new. Just adding to this one, so #SendEmSalt didn't exist yet.
[–]ExecutiveChair1USA 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Someone should reach out to Martin Shkreli, he'd love to send Hillary a ton of salt
[–]zaspears 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
The Times just hustled everyone for their entire sidewalk salt supply for the winter. They're cutting costs very creatively.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
But this is table salt.
[–]zaspears 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
Haha, that is funny
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
They have pretty much no practical use for this except for seasoning food. It's just a statement about how salty they're being right now
[–]xjtsxWA 2 points3 points4 points  (11 children)
Dude if I had $20 I could spend right now on something other than Christmas presents I would so send it. I am fucking giggle at the thought of thousands of pounds of salt come into the New York Times mail room ha ha Ha
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (10 children)
We've already shipped 200 pounds so far...
[–]xjtsxWA 1 point2 points3 points  (9 children)
Holy fuck! Mods need to pin this to the top!
[–]RossTheColonel 2 points3 points4 points  (7 children)
It's hard for us to sticky stuff asking people for money/buying things. It never goes over well.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (6 children)
Oh. Well, if it makes you feel any better, it's asking others to buy stuff themselves...
[–]RossTheColonel 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
I understand. Try throwing it in modmail.
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
I did. I haven't got a response yet.
[–]RossTheColonel 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
We usually get 1modmail/min. reply to your message to bump it up
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Done. You get it?
[–]LivingLikeBenderMO 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
Make the NY Times salty again! Match me!
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
Did you send some salt?
[–]LivingLikeBenderMO 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
Sent and confirmed. Check the edit
[–]tdavis25CO 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Did you spring for giftwrapping? I'm a cheap-ass 'pede and didnt
[–]jefeperroMO 2 points3 points4 points  (7 children)
Just sent
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Please post a screenshot confirming this
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
Still waiting on you to confirm this...
[–]jefeperroMO -3 points-2 points-1 points  (3 children)
you can go fuk off bro.
You are begging people for money and demanding proof?
Stop being such a cuck
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
I'm not being a cuck, I'm not asking you for money. For all I know, you just said you sent salt and might not have.
[–]tdavis25CO 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Uhh...no. The gofundme is asking for money. This is asking you to independently send something to the NYT.
You go fuck yourself
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
Wonderful! MAGA!
[–]tdavis25CO 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
By my count that makes 13. That's 325 lbs!
You should keep a running tally in the OP!
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Where's the 12th/13th? I have 11 in and 2 pending.
[–]Trump_InDa_NorfARMY 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
This is the spiciest IRL shitpost ever
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
OUR SHITPOSTS ARE BLURRING THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN ONLINE AND OFFLINE
[–]njmksrUSA[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Also, /u/ChesterAnthem has sent salt. He's banned from here for "talking about opera" though, so he asked me to note it for him here.
[–]usmc35USMC 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
100lbs individually gift wrapped incoming!
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