A friend of mine who I know from Scouts and consider one of my good friends is turning into a wehraboo before my very eyes. Highlights of our conversations:
Him: "One rifle per two Soviets"
ENEMY AT THE GATES IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE.
 
Him: Maus was a good idea, but got started too late. It wasn't supposed to be a tank, more like a mobile bunker.
Me: "Well, it looked like a tank and quacked like a tank, so it's a tank. Whatever, the one functional model is sitting outside Moscow, having never fired a shot."
Him: "Tiger is best tank"
Me: "Well, they didn't even bother to incorporate sloping armor, they just welded more on. Superior Deutsche engineering, 10/10 m8.
Him: "I know, right? That's AWESOME! Just punch it harder, you'll win eventually, lol"
Me: ಠ_ಠ
ここには何もないようです