Place a side down star in the middle of the female symbol than you got a pentagram with an upside-down cross. Two signs of Satan.

Here is my parody conspiracy theory.

This is based off the bible, obviously*.

When God crated the earth, for the first time. God had to destroy it. Because well, Satan ruined it all. So Satan was casted to the new earth. Gender was never a thing in the realm of heaven. Until Adam was crated in God's own image.

Things were good and Adam was happy with naming the animals of earth. Nothing was said about the forbidden apple, until woman arrived. One night while Adam was sleeping, two of his ribs was taken from him by god and in so, making a woman out of his bones, this is what scripture said.

Well, God is not a thief... but you know who is- SATAN. Maybe, he took Adam's rib while he was sleeping and made a woman. God made Adam out of dirt...why would he need ribs after all! After woman was introduced in this world, god said, stay away from the tree with the forbidden apple, for the first time in the bible. Later on, Eve walks to the tree and finds satan and TALKS TO HIM! Something Adam wouldn't do. She then goes and convinces Adam to eat the apple that God warned about. In so the road of sin begins.

If a man enjoy women too much then he can not get into heaven. Same thing about women too, but it is more pronounced for men in the bible. The bible makes woman sound like a mile stone of sin and pleasure. Why else would most Prophets and Kings have more than one wife. The bible states, woman will convince a man to do things he would never do nor say unto others. I am sure that has happened to us guys out there one time or other.

So in conclusion, I am very bored and none of this should be taken seriously.

Thank you to the Adman that kept my Theory up. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ I do appreciate it, bro.

Note, this isn't really a parody. I just felt like my knowledge of the bible just skims the surface of this theory. So I label my Theory as parody because things I say in this may not fully relate to the bible.