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Let's have a laugh about your ex! (self.MGTOW)

fantasmas05 が 投稿

Had a weird day today, ran into an ex at the store and another one I'd had no contact with for 1.5 years popped up on facebook as "someone you may know"...

I thought I'd take the opportunity to have a laugh and talk about karma. Let's share some funny stories about what happened to your ex. I'll get the ball rolling.

Ex 1: Made our breakup absolute hell. Wouldn't leave but wouldn't come back, push-pull and dragged it out for a good 6 months. A bunch of "maybes"... "I don't know"... "I need more time" until she met some guy through Facebook who lived 2 states away. It was only then that she told me she didn't love me nor wanted to be with me.

She sold everything she owned, pranced around town for months telling everybody how she was moving to his state to be with him, going to live on the coast and everything was splendid. She drove all the way there and was pumped and dumped... her and her daughter are now living back in my state 1 hour away from my city. I smiled when I learnt that.

Ex 2: Didn't handle the breakup well at all. Drank nightly and proceeded to abuse the shit out of me via text message but desperately wanted me to come back. After several months, I had a change of heart and decided to give it a shot, but she claimed to have "moved on" and had a "new man".

This didn't stop the drunk texts, they kept coming, blaming me for the breakup, repeatedly reminding me how she'd "moved on" and that there was no going back. I called her out on her bullshit and then there was silence. One month later I get a sheepish message at 1230 am "why do I always fall for assholes?"

Turns out "new man" couldn't last more than 2 months with her. I ran into her today at the store and was surprised with how rapidly she'd aged. Wrinkles, weight gain, hair seemed thinner and just a general miserable aura about her. The wall had been reinforced!

How about you guys, what funny shit happened to your ex?

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[–]sadbasturd99 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Since I am usually the opposite of everyone here I will post my story as well. Last ex was so concerned that I was leaving her. She was shattered, said she was going to kill herself etc. But in a few days she found a taller better looking richer man.

Of course this didn't stop her from fucking me a few times while she was going out with him lol. When I finally moved far away from her she said I "used her". Keep in mind I was about 36 and she was about 46. You can't use a 46 year old woman lol.

[–]fantasmas05[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh boy, the hamster never dies! These women will convince themselves of whatever they have to so they can sleep at night. I've learned in the last 2 years that women will never take responsibility for anything they do and it's pointless to try and point it out to them.

A lady from my work had an affair for 2 years. Not a 1 night stand. 2 fucking years. Eventually she was caught and he divorced her. Her hamstering is unbelievable. She actually tries to convince people that she is the victim in all of it because her husband "neglected" her which drove her to cheat. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]sadbasturd99 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This reminds me of something else she said. I was going to be in her State several years ago, and I asked her if she wanted to see me. She laughed and said she couldn't, I say "why not", she says something like "I know you wont respect the vows of marriage". So me meeting her and fucking her would have nothing to do with her at all lol.

[–]NameOfAction 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Had a gf for couple years. Generally a lying bitch, didnt treat me well, and tbh I was a little bitch at the time.

I had to move 200 miles away for unrelated reasons. I wanted her to come but she didnt. Said she'd work on getting up here to be with me.

Tried the long distance thing. It didn't work out.

2 yrs later I get a text from her "I told you Id move to X. Im working here now"

I responded "fuck off, forget you knew me."

She says "wheres all this anger comming from? Its been years"

I didnt answer. Not getting sucked back into that crazy again.

Few months later I saw her on the local hiking trail. I was with a younger, prettier, larger breasted woman. We made eye contact. She didn't say a word and neither did I.

[–]fantasmas05[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh that's lovely! about 10 years ago in my BP days, I dated a nutjob who took me ages to get over. I finally met someone, a younger, prettier blonde with a cute face. I never spoke about my ex to her.

One night we were out at the bars and my ex was there. My new gf and her friends randomly started talking shit about my ex, her looks and her outfit. They didn't know who she was. It was glorious. And I received dagger stares all night.