Had a weird day today, ran into an ex at the store and another one I'd had no contact with for 1.5 years popped up on facebook as "someone you may know"...

I thought I'd take the opportunity to have a laugh and talk about karma. Let's share some funny stories about what happened to your ex. I'll get the ball rolling.

Ex 1: Made our breakup absolute hell. Wouldn't leave but wouldn't come back, push-pull and dragged it out for a good 6 months. A bunch of "maybes"... "I don't know"... "I need more time" until she met some guy through Facebook who lived 2 states away. It was only then that she told me she didn't love me nor wanted to be with me.

She sold everything she owned, pranced around town for months telling everybody how she was moving to his state to be with him, going to live on the coast and everything was splendid. She drove all the way there and was pumped and dumped... her and her daughter are now living back in my state 1 hour away from my city. I smiled when I learnt that.

Ex 2: Didn't handle the breakup well at all. Drank nightly and proceeded to abuse the shit out of me via text message but desperately wanted me to come back. After several months, I had a change of heart and decided to give it a shot, but she claimed to have "moved on" and had a "new man".

This didn't stop the drunk texts, they kept coming, blaming me for the breakup, repeatedly reminding me how she'd "moved on" and that there was no going back. I called her out on her bullshit and then there was silence. One month later I get a sheepish message at 1230 am "why do I always fall for assholes?"

Turns out "new man" couldn't last more than 2 months with her. I ran into her today at the store and was surprised with how rapidly she'd aged. Wrinkles, weight gain, hair seemed thinner and just a general miserable aura about her. The wall had been reinforced!

How about you guys, what funny shit happened to your ex?