I have a conspiracy theory. My sources have not leaked anything yet, except butt once after poorly sun-dried hamburger milk.

Perhaps the mEther founders have found a way to liquidate their holdings cleanly without causing alarm. ICOs are raising millions of ether for non-existing projects, how is this so? All ICOs immediately liquidate their mEth for filthy fiat to supposedly fund their projects 8th grade essay-ish "white paper" mastubatory dreamsicles. Are the mEth founders behind these ICOs? Are they the ones "investing" in these non-existing entities in order to liquidate their holdings in order to escape their failed snail super computer?

"We invested and it didn't work out. Oops, oh well. Good luck guys!!" Are bagholders being double crossed by king-mEth-pins? ICOs do not attract smart money, filthy VC money.

My butthole is wider than the milky way is milky.