I am hoping it starts with endless briefings about situations in places Trump has never heard of in countries he can't find on a map. "We need you to fully understand the strategic importance of Gaziantep because we have intelligence reports of a terrorist cell. How familiar are you with the Byzantines?"

I am hoping there are countless meetings to discuss things like you can't have a cell phone, your travel schedule for the next year, the new China pattern for the WH, what to do in an assassination attempt. I hope they make it as long and drawn out as possible. "No, by law you MUST make these decisions because it is important. What color drapes do you want in the Oval Office?"

I am hoping that his "transition team" is overwhelmed being thrown into the middle of this shit and it is dawning on them that they are wholly unqualified to do this job. "Yeah, you're going to have to go through training to get a security clearance so you can have an email address. Seems there has been a lot of shit about email security."

I hope Obama's administration smiles, acts polite and drags these people slowly through the most painful process of their lives.