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NOODLES DUDE DONT KILL YOURSELF (self.Drama)

SpookyMood が 投稿

Holy shit he deleted his account and deleted his comments. The guy is weird enough to get depressed by some mean comments online and I might have gone too far. whoops

I will put it simple, you ruin everything you touch

If I was a mod I would ban you

You are literally the only person here who I strongly dislike

If /u/Zachums has any, ANY, compassion towards his fellow human beings he would ban you from here.

Consider suicide

I was being ironically mean, we all love you man <3

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[–]StratoDaster 19ポイント20ポイント  (58子コメント)

let's place bets on how long it takes for a new, equally cringey alt of his to show up

[–]supergauntlet 23ポイント24ポイント  (12子コメント)

>stratodaster calling other people cringey

o i am laffin

[–]StratoDaster 23ポイント24ポイント  (11子コメント)

says the cb2 mod :^)

[–]supergauntlet 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

loser

[–]celocanth13Buttsex -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

don't hate on CB2 mang

[–]SpookyMood[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

sub is bitter as fuck dude

[–]celocanth13Buttsex -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

listen, you just dont get them, theyre special people

[–]SpookyMood[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, believe me, I know they are

[–]SpookyMood[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

Sometimes I am so, so proud of how you went from annoying self-righteous SRSer to an equal opportunity ( and fun to be around! ) shitlord.

I would like to think I played my part on it.

[–]StratoDaster 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

have i lost my srs creds already? i gotta work harder

[–]SirGallantLionheart 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow. I really should have paid more attention to you.

[–]Ferenix2/u/StratoDaster's #1 fan 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Don't worry , you did not

[–]StratoDaster 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

so, how're you liking the new flair

[–]Ferenix2/u/StratoDaster's #1 fan 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Admittedly I was hoping for something more flashy, but in a way it's better, your name is very clear and as your n.1 fan my flair should draw attention to you!

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dont doxx plz

[–]Prince_Kropotkin 7ポイント8ポイント  (36子コメント)

are you actually a 17 year old trans jewish girl because I can't believe this alt-right sub hasn't went nuts over having you as a mod yet

[–]StratoDaster 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

i'm actually only half jewish, but the rest is true

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

half jewish

Lies. If your dad's Jewish, you're not. If your mother's Jewish, you are. NO EXCEPTIONS (except converts).

[–]Prince_Kropotkin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

srs is taking over

sweet

[–]Alexlincoln2 4ポイント5ポイント  (29子コメント)

everyone here has some kind of mental problem, strato simply has some more explicit ones

[–]Prince_Kropotkin 8ポイント9ポイント  (27子コメント)

fuck off, being trans isn't a mental problem, but being a bigot sure is

[–]Bonzalez 5ポイント6ポイント  (24子コメント)

Kinda like being an anarchist, but more realistic.

[–]Prince_Kropotkin -1ポイント0ポイント  (23子コメント)

political opinions I disagree with are literally mental problems

i am 12 years old

[–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 10ポイント11ポイント  (22子コメント)

get rekt

forced to meme text

[–]Prince_Kropotkin -2ポイント-1ポイント  (21子コメント)

one thing that does really legitimately bore me about reddit (although it's worse on places like twitter) is how nobody can ever seem to step outside their tribal lines. shit-tier memes that attack your enemies are praised as based, seriously funny attacks on your own side are put down as lame and boring.

if there's one thing this forum has seen quite enough of, it's "ha ha anarchism is for kids, trump is for bigots, feminism is for SJWs who hate men, clinton is for shills" etc etc. no effort shitposting that you have been known to rise above... occasionally.

[–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 4ポイント5ポイント  (12子コメント)

always funny until your ideology is the one getting shit upon, eh?

[–]Prince_Kropotkin 1ポイント2ポイント  (11子コメント)

In fact it's often not funny. Have you looked at how hard people try at places like EnoughLibertarianSpam? Most of that shit is boring and doesn't really do a good job of slamming them. And I'm hardly a fan of right-libertarians.

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

if there's one thing this forum has seen quite enough of, it's "ha ha anarchism is for kids, trump is for bigots, feminism is for SJWs who hate men, clinton is for shills" etc etc. no effort shitposting that you have been known to rise above... occasionally.

It's ok because none of what you say actually matters and you're still not going to make any sort of impact on the world regardless.

Go eat some pussy.

[–]Prince_Kropotkin -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

insulting others won't make your own life less shitty fam

this is classic projection

[–]loldilawl 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

one thing that does really legitimately bore me about reddit (although it's worse on places like twitter) is how nobody can ever seem to step outside their tribal lines.

You're not that great at that either and you're quick to call people idiots or man-baby mras or whatever and just mock...

[–]Prince_Kropotkin 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think i've ever called anyone a manbaby mra in my life

[–]Ishgtwkoom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anarchism is for kids you moron, your dork ass would be one of the first that was killed and raped if we had anarchy.

[–]Ishgtwkoom 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is being trans not a mental problem? Their main argument is that brain scans show trans people's brain function differently than expected.

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Excuse me but it's very degrading to conflate problem with disorder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder

[–]Mircabre 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Schizophrenia isn't explicit?

[–]SpookyMood[S] 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

I mean look at this comment by /u/Works_of_memercy. Fucking nailed it.

I made a comment about stuff that's wrong with him that got fucking gilded on /r/drama, I still don't know what's up with that.

Anyway, you might want to read that, and his response when he's all reasonable and "that's all true and I've learned my lessons", and then realize that he's doing the exact same shit with /r/drama, only we are not that kind of bullies, so I guess /u/one_cup_of_noodles perceives people now and then telling him to fuck off you're annoying as encouraging friendly shoulder-bumping or something. Understandable even, in comparison to what he willingly suffered from FPH mods.

I don't know what can be done about that. He's a broken attention starved masochist, we can't make him stop with abuse unless we became no better than FPH ourselves, shaming for being an asshole doesn't quite work because he reinterprets it as that sweet sweet abuse that he should take like a man to show us, and it's all around fucked up. And it's not like we can even ignore him because then he gets progressively more nasty to people expecting a reaction from the regulars.

[–]_Norm_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

How's it feel to know you're a murderer /u/spookymood

[–]lilmsbunbun 4ポイント5ポイント  (17子コメント)

Who is this guy anyway? Is this another one of those sub's "lolcows" like Minnesota? And what did he do to warrant people telling him to kill himself?

Regardless, I wouldn't wish that on anyone,no matter how cringeworthy. And I hope this sub doesn't get shut down for harassment, which might very well happen if it's found out that somebody killed himself due to bullying from a particular subreddit.

[–]AntiLuke 2ポイント3ポイント  (16子コメント)

He was involved in FPH somehow. I vaguely remember the original drama surrounding him but I think it was a different account. A lot of the regulars seem to remember that shit but to me it's just like vaguely familiar.

[–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 8ポイント9ポイント  (14子コメント)

he got catfished by the FPH mods into making a video with him wearing a dog collar and jerking off to the imaginary girlfriend.

I think that's how it went but someone else can chime in if they want.

[–]riemann1413 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

he was an fph mod at the time, he purchased the position

[–]SpookyMood[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

he purchased the position

laughingwhores.jpg

[–]lilmsbunbun 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Wait, he got catfished? People are bullying him for getting catfished? Or am I missing something?

And the dog collar....wtf? Why so specific?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

And the dog collar....wtf? Why so specific?

He barked while jerking off, too. This was before the time his "gf", who totally for real lived in Europe, was being chased by a US Marine who flew to Europe with the sole intention of raping her.

How does jerking off his micropenis on cam while wearing a dog collar and barking prevent the rape of a fake European girl by the US military? Fucked if I know, dude.

[–]lilmsbunbun 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

He barked while jerking off,

Was that his idea, or did they convince him to do that? Pretty embarrassing if they have it on video as /u/Assy-McGee said.

This was before the time his "gf", who totally for real lived in Europe, was being chased by a US Marine who flew to Europe with the sole intention of raping her.

I'm not sure I understand you, his fake girlfriend(aka FPH mods) told him that him that she had been raped?

And I might be way off base here, but does it have anything to do eith the death hoax that FPH eas banned for? When did all this catfishing drama happen in the first place?

Sorry if I'm bothering you with my endless stream of questions, but if someone did all of these things there's probably something wrong with him, and I wouldn't want this sub bullying him. I hope you feel the same way.

Fucked if I know, dude.

I'm actually a girl:) It's pretty easy to forget that not everyone on this sub is a guy.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

As far as I'm aware, the catfisher dudes were stringing him along making more and more ridiculous stories ("I'm a grill, but it'd be totes cool if you jersey off barking like a dog! Plz help, random American Marine rapists are flying to Europe to catch me!"). Somehow he was still autistic enough to buy all of it.

[–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm actually a girl:) It's pretty easy to forget that not everyone on this sub is a guy.

Everyone except 2 have a penis so you're going to have to do better than this

[–]Akilroth234 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

was being chased by a US Marine who flew to Europe with the sole intention of raping her.

smh, guess that guy didn't get the presentation

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh sweet Jesus. What is that?!

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

he got catfished by the FPH mods into making a video with him wearing a dog collar and jerking off to the imaginary girlfriend.

Source? I'm thirsty

[–]lilmsbunbun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, FPH? Does this have anything to do with the death hoax which supposedly got their sub banned? I'm not sure if I remember everything correctly, but I remember vague details of the popcorn from SRD about a year ago(which is ages in internet time).

[–]ghost_of_ttumblrbots 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Noodles you can delete your account but don't delete your irl account.

[–]famedcat 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

/u/Dildoe_Swagginz are you still alive?

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how he took that alt before southpark made that a joke.

[–]bleepis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

R.I.P.

[–]ninjaofpatience 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's time to stop posting.

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[–]hypnozooid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was being ironically mean

I wasn't.

[–]wwyzzerdd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing of value was lost.

[–]lvl99SkrubRekker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I most certainly do NOT love noodles.

[–]cuteman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Noodles? The drummer from Offspring? Kevin?

[–]loldilawl -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/005/309/doitus4.jpg

[–]PantherChamp 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO BULLY

[–]loldilawl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. Top comment is still bully and better than following him around and saying arf arf.