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[–]jzollo 256ポイント257ポイント  (22子コメント)

Welcome to the Season Finale of America!

Will we be renewed for another season? Let's hope so!

[–]Heknarf 81ポイント82ポイント  (10子コメント)

Jumped the shark when they introduced that Trump character. Just not very believable.

[–]TheSacman 31ポイント32ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't like to jump the shark. I like to grab'em by the pussy. I don't even wait. They let you do it when you're a celebrity.

[–]Old_Man_Pinkie 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can we please do a flash back of Season 66, the episode where the protagonist gets locked into a staring contest with a cossack bear? Best season, best ep imho

[–]smileedude 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

I still can't believe Bush got away with 911 in episode 189. What a twist.

[–]theredlore 120ポイント121ポイント  (4子コメント)

Brit here. Good luck everyone. We're as scared as you.

[–]t44s 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

Terrifying, isn't it?

You have to think Clinton wins. But then we (or at least I did anyway) thought 'Remain' would win...

[–]captbritcorps 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Most the country thought remain would win. It's funny I had leave voters at work saying the exact same thing Trump supporters are ("they'll rig the vote for remain"). Interesting to see where this goes today.

[–]Ba-zinga 67ポイント68ポイント  (2子コメント)

By this time tomorrow, it could be legal for millions of Californians to smoke marijuana if they choose to. Here's hoping prop 64 passes. Not into it myself, but nor do I think anyone needs to be arrested for it. Let prohibition end already.

Saw sheriff Bill Gore arguing against 64 on the news. Saying it was unnecessary because they aren't arresting anyone for pot. Such an odd viewpoint. If you're not arresting people for it, it shouldn't be illegal. Free up some of your officers time, and our States resources while simultaneously gaining tax revenue.

[–]LairHound 97ポイント98ポイント  (19子コメント)

Thank God. US elections last far too fucking long.

[–]Mushroomer 46ポイント47ポイント  (15子コメント)

Don't worry, we'll start ramping up for 2020 in about a year. Plus midterm madness in the interval.

[–][deleted] 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

Don't worry, we'll start ramping up for 2020 in about a year tomorrow.

FTFY.

[–]NinbyoI voted 32ポイント33ポイント  (4子コメント)

You're assuming trump even suspends his campaign. He might just roll through claiming he's the real president and Hillary stole it. We might have years of him pretending to be President in Exile ahead of us.

[–]pissbum-emeritusPopcorn 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

That would be enormously entertaining if it weren't for the fact that too many people would take him seriously.

[–]Soddington 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

2020 began the day of the VP debates when those masochistic pundits started talking about the 'Mike Pence 2020 Ticket'. There is officially no end to the election cycle.

You see, time is a flat circle that will destroy your will to live and make you envy the dead.

[–]the6thReplicant 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

The number of countries that have started and finished their elections while the US was/were still having theirs is remarkable.

[–]saikyo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would to know that number if someone has the data.

[–]why_is_my_usernameI voted 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

Sam Wang's final projections: 323 electoral votes for Clinton, 51 Democratic seats in the senate.

Fingers crossed...

[–]BSantos57 432ポイント433ポイント  (125子コメント)

As a non-american: DON'T FUCK THIS UP AMERICA

Can't wait to see r/the_d collapsing and spamming the front page with false claims of 'rigging' when they lose

[–]vestayekta 81ポイント82ポイント  (11子コメント)

Good luck Americans from Iran. Don't fuck this up. I can't listen to the leaders of my country gloating anymore.

[–]tickle_mittensWashington 97ポイント98ポイント  (5子コメント)

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing-after they've tried everything else. -- Winston Churchill

Uncle Drinky really understood us.

[–]NightErrant 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Homer: Look, do you want this done the right way, or the quick way?

Marge: Well, like all Americans, the quick way.

[–][deleted] 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is a glorious quote. It's why we subjects in the British colonies love you crazy American tearaways.

[–]olivertexAmerica 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

We love you too. We may not kneel anymore, but we'll always have your back.

[–][deleted] 225ポイント226ポイント  (19子コメント)

Good luck yanks. We love you guys. Democracy high fives. You got this. - love, Australia 🇦🇺❤️❤️🇺🇸

Ps. Please bury that spray tanned freak show in a landslide like no other

[–]monkeydrunker 46ポイント47ポイント  (12子コメント)

You got this. - love, Australia

Sorry to break it to you but they don't have sausage sizzles. You can't be expected to make an informed decision without cheap Woolies sausages.

[–]mattwaugh90 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

So Bunnings > American voting system confirmed?

[–]TheGoodGardener 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm planning on getting some sleep this arvo and waking up early morning to follow all the coverage. My choice of meal beforehand? Democracy sausage.

[–][deleted] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ohh. Holy shit balls. A bill of rights is great and all, but no snags at the polling booth? They're fucked.

[–]LordWalderFrey1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

No sausage sizzle, no democracy...

[–][deleted] 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah brit here. Obama has been an amazing president overall. He enabled millions to enjoy affordable healthcare and not have to worry about denial of care. Obama reminds us of what a force for good the US can be. Dont let trump destroy your country

[–]interplanetaree 30ポイント31ポイント  (8子コメント)

Good luck, American, fae Scotland. I will be getting progressively drunker throughout the day in your honour and because Democracy.

[–]Soddington 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]AussieApathy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I might post that in a couple of days just to keep up the joke.

[–]apple_kicks 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Dear America you're still great because we're all shit scared of your election results

[–]ThiefOfDensI voted 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

As an American, it's sort of...uncomfortable that so many people elsewhere in the world care about this. It feels weird to have been born into this country.

[–][deleted] 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

If you fuck this up, I'm ready to just give the "world power" to China. Seems to be the less dangerous option at that point.

[–]CountPanda 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well now I know how I just wasted all of today. This especially sucks 'cause I work from home and am my own boss. Today my boss is a lazy fuck who is engaging in schedenfraude.

[–]gooderthanhailI voted 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

Trump should have never fucked with Latinos. They are about to blow his ass out.

[–]translunar_injectionI voted 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

If only the GOP had published some kind of post mortem following the previous election warning them of the risks of failing to appeal to Latinos.

[–]birdsofterrordiseI voted 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah it wasn't just the rapists comment, but attacking Curiel, attacking Machado (who in her "fat" days was still 1000% gorgeous), calling her "Miss Housekeeping", which is a sore spot for many immigrants, especially younger ones who are more educated and have families who worked low income jobs to support them. Oh and Clinton doesn't treat Spanish like a garbage language that only savages speak. People of color and the LGBTQ community will basically save our fucking country today.

[–]BurntFlowerI voted 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

My stress levels are going to be off the charts today.

[–]ellouelleCalifornia 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really don't see sleep in my future.

[–]lzldmbI voted 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am excited! Took the day off. I love these days! It's the American people in action. Who doesn't love that?

[–]erikmyxter 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's 5 am. I'm headed out to knock on doors to get out the vote in Hillsborough County FL!

  1. Go Vote!
  2. If you already voted go knock on doors, phonebank, volunteer to help drive people to the polls!

Let's go America! Let's live up to our ideals

[–]JennicaI voted 61ポイント62ポイント  (19子コメント)

How I will feel around 11pm tonight https://media.giphy.com/media/zCME2Cd20Czvy/giphy.gif

[–]TheAeolianI voted 127ポイント128ポイント  (15子コメント)

Reminder: That movie kept going for at least half an hour after that.

[–]NotAnHiroI voted 43ポイント44ポイント  (3子コメント)

No.

Please stop.

No.

[–]rstcp 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nate Silver on his podcast said there was a 20-25% chance that the result would be unknown even tomorrow, given the possibility of a recount, tie, or otherwise contested outcome..

I think it's fair to say that Murphy's Law applies to this election, so get ready

[–]Blackfire853 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

"With the final vote in from Florida, it's safe to call the election for Secretary Clinton..."

"But it's not too early to speculate about 2020!"

[–]trotskyitewreckerPopcorn 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

Jeb! announces his run immediately after. First debates begin next April

[–]cunningham_law 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bilbo: I think I'm quite ready for another election!

everyone starts crying

[–]Soddington 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was still a smoker then and was really really ready for a smoke at that point. And then we had about 3 or 4 fade to black ending and on the last one I muttered quite a bit more loudly than i intended, "Oh for fucks sake!" and got some murderous dagger eyes from a bloke in front of me who looked like he could have given Boromir a good run for his money.

[–]101C 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Looking Forward To The 2020 Election"

http://imgur.com/wqMWK7z

[–]I_Said 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

In a strange way I feel like my vote matters for the first time.

I always vote, but I lived in NY and now WA, both guaranteed blue states. However I want the pile against Trump to be so staggeringly high nationally that it oddly makes my vote matter more than usual, since hopefully I can say "I was a part of telling that piece of shit to go fuck himself"

[–]NotAnHiroI voted 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same here. Down ticket is also important.

[–]I_Said 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course. I meant "counts for first time" purely for the Prez race

[–]lapinas2229 70ポイント71ポイント  (15子コメント)

Eastern European here. Hillary may not be perfect but at least her presidency won't result in Russia occupying my country. Please make the right choice people...

[–]Scimitar1 30ポイント31ポイント  (8子コメント)

Fellow Eastern Europoor too. I don't think I've ever been as invested in a political event.

It might be an exaggeration, but given Russia's recent actions, I think the continued survival of my country could depend on Americans today.

Your country does so much good in the world, yanks. Things that benefit everyone. Things that no great power has or will ever undertake. Any American who's reading this must comprehend it. Don't believe you should remove yourself from world's affairs just because last decade's foreign policy blunders.

[–]Th4nk5084m4 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

republican blunders. dems want to minimalize our military, use diplomacy, no war. Republicans were totally against Obama's diplomatic solution with Iran. They want war.

[–]PagongI voted 55ポイント56ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm nervous. Trump has already effectively lost the election based on the early vote in Nevada, but I am still nervous about the Senate, which the GOP could hold. I'll be devastated for Hillary if after all this she ends up constrained by a GOP Senate.

[–]Rocky323I voted[🍰] 104ポイント105ポイント  (40子コメント)

I don't think I've ever been this terrified of an outcome before.

I'm reluctant to go with Clinton simply because 1. Her policies aren't terrible (compared to Trumps anyway) and 2. I refuse to take the chance voting third party while in Ohio.

At least with Romney or McCain I could see why people would want them and I knew the country wouldn't go to complete shit if they were voted in. Not so much with Trumpelthinskin.

[–]PopcornClassic 34ポイント35ポイント  (17子コメント)

I'm from a certain Clinton state, and I'm both jealous and relieved that I don't have as much responsibility as you do.

[–]PlayMp1I voted 24ポイント25ポイント  (15子コメント)

I'm from WA and voted for Clinton two weeks ago. It's good to know that winning my state was never a concern for her, but still...

[–]NotAnHiroI voted 13ポイント14ポイント  (7子コメント)

Have you replaced those two electors yet? Please yes.

[–]PlayMp1I voted 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

Don't think we can, unfortunately. Luckily, if it's close, someone's probably going to make sure they get the fuck in line.

If you're nervous, just refer to Sam Wang (Princeton Election Consortium) and NYT Upshot. 538 has been weirdly pro-Trump this year.

[–]Twister699 31ポイント32ポイント  (7子コメント)

For the rest of my life i pretty much wont be scared of any election agian aslong as the GOP dosen't put up another mad man

[–]ellouelleCalifornia 37ポイント38ポイント  (6子コメント)

I've been thinking a lot about election day 2012. I spent the evening chugging a bottle of cab in the bath, CNN's election coverage playing on my laptop, completely distraught that Mitt "Binders Full of Women" Romney would be my next president.

It seems so silly now.

[–]vaticidalprophet 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

2012 was the first election I really followed, and I was fucking terrified (especially in the primaries, given I (early teens at the time) had come to the conclusion Santorum was going to put gay people in concentration camps).

In retrospect, man, Romney was such a great guy if you put him in the same room as Trump.

[–]byronotron 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

People forget Romney was relatively centrist (for a Republican), Romneycare etc. Except for the religious and corporate stuff he seemed sensible.

[–]EsdeezI voted 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bill Maher made a great point on the last Real Time about Dem's crying wolf on Romney, which in retrospect was a huge mistake. Well.. the wolf is really here now!!

[–]pimpst1ck 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

If Trump wins, I can guarantee the CBD in Sydney will be flooded with outraged Australians drunk from day-drinking. I will be there. It won't be pretty. Don't let me shame myself.

[–]alllie 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

Today will be like someone on death row waiting for a pardon and not being sure if it will come or not.

[–]yellekc 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well it was looking good until the prosecutor said new evidence might show your DNA at the crime scene, but then just a few hours ago said, oh wait nevermind.

[–]LuvkeI voted 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

Everyone get out and vote. It can't be said enough.

[–]translunar_injectionI voted 71ポイント72ポイント  (8子コメント)

Who/What’s on the Ballot?

OUR PROGRESS is on the ballot

TOLERANCE - is on the ballot

DEMOCRACY - is on the ballot

JUSTICE - is on the ballot

GOOD SCHOOLS - are on the ballot

ENDING MASS INCARCERATION - that's on the ballot right now.

Source: Who else

[–]Rumpukapula 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

To my beloved sisters and brothers in the United States of America, greetings from northern Europe.

The whole world is watching.

This has been definitely the most interesting albeit the dirtiest election I have followed so far in my life. I have followed both sides, the silent majorities and the loudest minorities, each passionately vouching for their candidate. I believe that all this is good for your country. I believe that true change can happen only through struggle and tough arguments.

I want you to know this: you have my full support. Yes, exactly you. You as a single person with an opinion about Hillary Clinton and/or Donald Trump, you have my full support. I do not care who you vote for in the end. It is your opinion and that is legit. You are allowed to have exactly the opinion you have, and I support you for that.

I believe that whatever happens in the next 24 hours is going down to history books as one of the key events that shape the future of all mankind. The only thing I am asking you, my friend, is that YOU VOTE TODAY.

Regardless of the result, you will stay in my thoughts. Regardless of the result, you have my full support. Regardless of the result, I love you with all my heart.

The whole world is watching.

[–]KaidenUmara 48ポイント49ポイント  (12子コメント)

The one thing we can be sure of, regardless of who wins, we can expect level headed rational responses from both sides.

[–]Ba-zinga 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's been explained to me thusly: If Trump wins, it's still rigged, just not as rigged as he thought. I'm sure we can expect much better behavior from him when he's not running for office. /s

If Hillary wins we've decided to be mature adults and not set the place ablaze because we're upset. Congratulations.

My hope is that we can get to fixing our country, and he can have his Twitter back.

[–]kkranberryI voted 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

My dad is in Austin for a business trip and told me that he isn't going to leave his hotel room after 8 PM tonight because he's scared for his safety. I had to remind him that of anywhere in Texas he could be, Austin is a pretty safe city if he's worried about right-wing riots, but the fact that he would even feel compelled to think like that in the first place really freaks me out.

[–]MadDingersYo 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

Salt the earth, Hillary.

Salt it with their tears.

[–]Jlevanz 25ポイント26ポイント  (5子コメント)

Even if you don't want to vote for president, vote down the ballot. Vote referendums that actually matter. Look at a sample ballot. Register online. You pseudo anarchists who don't believe in voting, spare me, I will bury you. If you live in Indiana like me, were not a swing state so vote your precious idiot all you wish!

[–]why_is_my_usernameI voted 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

As an American living abroad, never have I hated the time difference so much. Extra hours to spend awake and anxious added to indecision about whether to stay up until 5 am and destroy my brain for tomorrow or to just go to sleep and hope for the best when I wake up.

[–]RaggySparra 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sleep. If we get a good result, you can wake up and celebrate. If we get a bad result, you will need the rest.

[–]felesrooI voted 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pantsuit engaged, vote cast.

I first saw Hillary when she visited my hometown stumping for Bill when I was 16. Honored I got to cast a vote for her 24 years later.

No fascism in our time!

[–]diggfuge 67ポイント68ポイント  (0子コメント)

With no exaggeration, this is a generational election with literally the fate of the world on the line. Stand with history.

[–]MadCore 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please DON'T FUCK THIS UP (anymore than you have, for the love of fuck!!)!!!!

[–]dlhunter 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please no Trump... Please no Trump...

[–]LankshireI voted 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good Morning America,

Right now it's 3:22 AM in my beloved Oregon and I can't sleep. This post won't be read by many, but I can't stop thinking about how crazy this campaign has been. I know that we're all hyped up and passions run deep - but I want to remind everyone of one thing: We're all American. We owe it to neighbors to be kind and civil today, and we owe it to our ourselves to vote our conscience.

For those of you thinking of not voting I want you to take a moment and think about our debt to history:

  1. On June 6, 1944, our boys landed onto the shores of Normandy cementing their place as the Greatest Generation. That beach turned to hell as hot metal rained down - yet they went on. One of those young men was Ray Hicks. I don't know anything about Ray other than he died that day. I found his name on this list of men interred at the American Cemetery in Normandy. He and so many others died so we can enjoy the luxury of voting.

  2. Susan B. Anthony, the famous and tireless women who worked for women's rights to vote, never lived to see it happen on a national level. She, however, said, "Now, after 40 years of agitation, the idea is beginning to prevail that women were created for themselves, for their own happiness, and for the welfare of the world." She devoted her life to a fairer America. An America that included you going to the ballot box.

  3. Robert Smalls was born into slavery in 1839. During his life, he went on to become a sea captain and a politician. He was also influential in convincing Lincoln to accept African-American soldiers into the Army and Navy. Smalls went on to serve in the U.S. House of Representatives for South Carolina's 5th district. He left office on March 3, 1883. This man worked so hard in his life he went from slave to lawmaker, working to make our country better after a terrible injustice done to a whole race of people.

Your vote and your voice matter in this election and all elections. Today, we're standing on the shoulders of a lot of great men and women - members of all races, wealthy and poor, low and high - who all shared that one common gift of being citizens. We owe it to them not to squander our voice.

[–]JennicaI voted 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

2 hours and I will have voted here in KY. I cannot WAIT!

[–]agmlI voted 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same! Kenton County checking in. Just waiting for the polls to open.

[–]JennicaI voted 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jefferson County here. I will be the first one at my precinct.. I get so excited! :)

[–]dazedjosh 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aussie here, cannot wait for this to be over, but cannot look away. C'mon Clinton!

[–]ChrisixxPopcorn 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't fuck this up America, I want to pick up my ban on /r/the_dipshits later tonight with a big smile on my face.

edit: Anthem for tonight

[–]User_008 9ポイント10ポイント  (15子コメント)

Yo idk when I should be watching a stream here from Australia, I'm hearing all these different times as to when they have the whole show goin on, can anyone help a brother out? in hours as to when they have the whole counting thing going on tv?

[–]AstroAgama 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh god it's actually here. It's been a long 18 months.

[–]vaticidalprophet 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Been following this election since last June. I feel your pain.

[–]grouch1980 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

So how long do you give it until Trump supporters turn on him? After the fever breaks there are going to be a lot of people feeling pret-tay dumb for having let themselves be fooled by a con man.

On the bright side, at least Trump's supporters have their multi level marketing businesses, pet rocks, and beachfront property in Kansas to occupy their time.

[–]ViviREbirth 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

Brit here. Good luck America. Hope you make the best of a bad situation. We are worried about you guys.

Always remember we are here for you with a cup of tea and biscuit if you need to talk or just let off some steam.

[–]101C 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

HRC isnt really a bad result (Tho id prefer Bernie). She's bascially Obama term 3 with a slightly more liberal platform

[–]Khal-EE-seeFlorida 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have a huge Anatomy and Physio. Lab test on Wed. that I haven't even started to study for due to constant anxiety and stress over the election. Please, let this shit be over with so that I can pass my test and take back control of my life. And for fuck's sake, vote for Hillary.

[–][deleted] 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let me tell you about this Anatomy and Physio lab test - it's yuge, believe me.

[–]Khal-EE-seeFlorida 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only I can fix the curve. I intend to do bigly.

[–]Laraelias 25ポイント26ポイント  (17子コメント)

I'm pretty fucking terrified right now. It's not even about the election itself, but the fact that almost HALF of all Americans who will vote today are going to vote for Donald Drumpf. Where did our country go so wrong to have so many people so uninformed or disinterested in learning FACTS about the candidates. How do so many people not possess the ability to see through people like him? This is embarrassing on a global level and it's really fucking depressing. This man is a fascist, he shares none of the ideals Americans care about and still he'll get tens of millions of votes.

[–]ellouelleCalifornia 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's really upsetting. And sad. It makes me feel some type of way that 45% of the country is okay with voting for a rapist.

[–]mortified_penguin- 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

...and I thought Taiwanese elections were bad.

Please make sure you Yanks shut down this wanker and his "MAGA/walls/etc" rubbish for good...

[–]painkun 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is my first time voting and first time working as a poll worker. I'm so excited! Go vote!

[–]PleaseDontUpv0teI voted 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's terrifying how close a madman has come to being the most powerful man in the world and how irresponsible some people are to actually vote for Donald Trump.

[–]LuvkeI voted 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is what you get from Fox News, "soft" racism, religiously informed policy, deeply ingrained sexism, and years of "culture wars" rhetoric.

[–]crusader86I voted 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

I think I might be an election junkie and I'm not sure how I will be able to manage my election withdrawal. What will I do with all of my free time next week?

[–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I recommend taking up drugs. The WEIRD ones.

[–]JaceXAndersI voted 11ポイント12ポイント  (20子コメント)

I really hope this election serves as a wake-up call for Americans, regardless of who wins. If not, I'm not sure I want to be an American anymore.

[–]aranasynVirginia 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

As an American watching from a foreign country (yes I voted), I'm interested to see how dedicated Netflix is to making this new political/post-apocalyptic series.

I hear the budget has been impressive. The trailers have showed lots of promise, that's for sure.

[–]derbeppo2 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

538's latest forecast looks like the two elves from A Christmas Story are about to make out...

http://imgur.com/a/kB5N8

[–]Twister699 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

Landslide for CLINTON, GO VOTE

[–]NightErrant 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or at least landslide-y.

[–]pg2441 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Each candidate with two speeches (victory... concession...)

I imagine Hillary's victory speech will be quite amazing.

On the other hand...

Writing a concession speech in which you recognize your defeat at the hands of Donald Trump seems like a rough job. I don't envy Hillary's speechwriters there.

[–]Schaafwond 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

You think that's hard? Imagine having to write a concession speech for Trump that he will actually want to use. It's impossible.

[–]learner1314 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Romney didn't have one, Clinton may not either. I'm pretty sure they are far more confident of a win than Romney.

[–]Kumara_King 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"American democracy, lets show those third-world fucks how its done"

  • Deputy Commissioner Rawls

[–]Thorn14I voted 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

The fact every IRL person I know outside of my parents have been full "Nah they all suck fuck the system" has been infuriating me.

[–]demuratrixI voted 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm pissed off because the play in in is having a rehearsal tonight that we just found out about a few days ago. I'm calling in sick for sure, I don't understand how they can think anyone is gonna give a shit about rehearsal when history is happening.

[–]gh0stingRS 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well as a Canadian, I'm watching today and wishing the best.

Hope everyone gets out to vote, regardless of their candidate. Can't wait to watch the votes roll in later at work.

Can't believe it's almost over.

[–]heftyfatsoOregon 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

If things don't go well for us down here, can I come hide in your basement? I promise to say "sorry" a bunch.

[–]dharmaBum0I voted 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't regret this. But I both rue and lament it.

[–]Old_Man_Pinkie 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cannot grasp your meaning. But I both recognize and understand it.

[–]Information_Landmine 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wow I can't wait for this shitshow to finally be over

[–]Raz_steroidI voted 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dawn of the Final Day: 24 Hours Remain

[–]swimalsoanon 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

The anticipation is killing me. Fear of a Trump presidency. Fear of an uprising by the easily led after he inevitably loses. There's so much conflict right now. I just want it to be over so everyone can take a collective breath and calm the fuck down. Maybe next time a real political issue comes into the public discourse this election will have given you all the tools to have a real critical discussion. Getting so jaded with bullshit has to count for something. Maybe the next time around it'll have an insulating effect for these circus elections we put on.

[–]SandboxOfThoughtsPopcorn 28ポイント29ポイント  (12子コメント)

Americans, don't embarrass yourself internationally. The rest of the world finds it inconceivable how Trump got this far. Heck, Clinton is right-wing enough.

[–]101C 19ポイント20ポイント  (11子コメント)

Clinton has the most liberal platform ever run on in this country

[–]formtheheadLionI voted 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

A-mer-ri-ca!

A-mer-ri-caaaaa!

Let's do this!!!

Let's let our freak flags fly. And hang those eagles out to dry.

My chest hurts.

No seriously though.

Wouldn't it be funny if I died today?

Thousands of people die every day right? I feel bad for the people who won't wake up to see what happens or crash their cars on their way into work.

I used to be worried that I wouldn't live to see the end of Game of Thrones, but this is infinitely more exciting (and more horrifying than the red wedding... well... let's just see which wedding we do get).

[–]epyoch 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I voted here in Oregon!!!!! Just after I got off work I dropped my ballot in a Dropbox!

[–]niffniffnalI voted 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't sleep and have been up since 3, I'm driving back to school in a few hours. I just keep reading more politics stuff, I can't stop.

[–]pixelcraftables 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Italy here. Go vote!

[–]blossomsblooming67 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dear America,

Canadian here, just across the border. I visit the USA all the time, actually going to Chicago in a few weeks. I love road trippin' all over your beautiful country.

Please don't fuck this up today.

Truly,

Canadian friend

[–]SenoraObscura 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

[internal screaming intensifies]

[–]chazwmeadd 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure I have enough scotch to make it through this whole damn day....

[–]cgmcnamaIndiana 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

To terrify the entire world or not terrify the entire world....that is the question. But I already voted and this isn't a sure thing. Time to see if key demographics (African Americans, Hispanics, Millennials) actually turn out to vote.

As of now, Clinton is at a 71.9% chance to win the race.

[–]SoylentRainbow 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Live in Oregon and voted for Stein, not that it mattered much, because Clinton will crush OR. I detest them all.

Lord help our great nation. This election is the shits.

[–]equanimityone 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh shit....America, we actually have to decide. We really need congress to do the right thing and give Obama 4 more years. It is in everyone's best interests. Give the man whatever he wants & negotiate all day if they have to.

Write in Obama again America!

[–]mandrate 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vote with your future, not the short sightedness that has happened over the last few months. Vote for the candidate that have the most practical policies.

[–]impactblue5 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Game Thread. Over here in CA we should know if it's gonna be a great night for Hillary by the end of the work day.

[–]Fire2boxPopcorn 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a republican who voted for clinton here in California. Yeah.

[–]Ba-zinga 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for putting country first. My sincere gratitude.

[–]Ganjake 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Who else is getting wasted tonight to celebrate this being finally fucking over?

[–]fidelity 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Today's the day. Let's not fuck it up everyone

[–]lakersfan014 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

this thread is going to be extreme cancer tonight. like much higher than the june 7th primary cancer. straight up

[–]darod2 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im a mexican doing a phd in Australia where I study sharks. My scholarship is in US dollars, if Trump wins, the projected devaluation means I cant afford to finish my research. Do it for the sharks America!!

[–]careylineI voted 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just voted here in Manhattan! I know NY will be blue but I hope Donald loses especially bigly here so that he can come home to his tower and know he's surrounded by people who think he's a loser :)

[–]BreazyStreet 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

So it begins. May the odds be ever in your favor.

[–]kate_wimbledonCalifornia 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

So fucking hype. I love elections but this one is getting me riled up, and angry. I really hope people are going out and voting.

Who else is holding an election party?

[–]ellouelleCalifornia 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm having my sister and one of my closest friends over. I know I can't handle any type of party, because when Hillary wins, I'm going to do some serious ugly crying. I can't let an acquaintance see that!

[–]Nuro92 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Happy it's finally over, but fear tonight will just be the beginning of riots and chaos.

[–]translunar_injectionI voted 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

99.99% of people just wanna make it home and take their shoes off.

I'm not underestimating the importance of today but I'm not personally fearful of riots whoever loses.

[–]beer_30I voted 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't care anymore what your political views are. VOTE, or shut the fuck up.

[–]cb75 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

and here i thought baseball games took too fucking long, get this over with already..

[–]Dr-Blythe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So excited how this election will turn out! May the odds be ever in your favor.

[–]KaratePimp 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I say 19 hours before the first car is set on fire

[–]Hadramal 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Question: What's the best way to follow the counting tonight online? Streaming or live ticker or something. Living in Sweden I plan on getting up really early.

[–]contantofaz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The actual results will show up in many live sites from the newspapers and TVs. On twitter we can follow some of these accounts:

One independent site we can follow is http://fivethirtyeight.com/ when it has its live results page up. They report on when the major organizations call states for the candidates and sometimes as interesting is when they talk about where the votes are coming from if they are from an area that leans democrat or republican and how close they are to calling the state for some of the candidates.