Denial

Anecdotal evidence of huge Trump turnout. Selfies of first time voters. Bragging about effectiveness of "poll observers". High energy memes.

Anger

Attacking the media for calling states based on exit polls. Tactical and other extremely rare Pepes. Anecdotal accounts of too many minority suspicious voters. Conspiracy theory about George Soros voting machines.

Bargaining

Still waiting to see if Trump could flip California. Floating the idea of potential Clinton pardon if she admits fraud and hands the victory to Trump. Calls for a recount.

Acceptance

Cannot find musket.