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[–]Cielle 70ポイント71ポイント  (2子コメント)

My favorite part of these conspiracy theories is the idea that powerful secret societies are hiding their most sensitive, damaging plots behind publicly-accessible trails of cutesy ARG-style clues.

[–]TipTupKek 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

My favorite part of these conspiracy theories is the idea that powerful secret societies are hiding their most sensitive, damaging plots behind publicly-accessible trails of cutesy ARG-style clues.

are we going to forget the time that a member of british intelligence literally left a dossier of incriminating evidence on a public bus

[–]Alexlincoln2 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds accidental. /u/cielle is referring to idiots who believe people are leaving breadcrumb like clues on purpose

[–]odintal 45ポイント46ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's like that movie where Russel Crowe saw hidden symbols everywhere. Only instead of a schizophrenic math genius it's a bunch of NEET retards.

[–]TipTupKek 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

there's a reason that the venn diagram of 'schizophrenics' and 'investigative conspiracy theorists' is a circle

[–]Alexlincoln2 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

At first I thought, nah, there must be some schizophrenics in my life that haven't thought they were groundbreaking, but no, you are right. All of them suck

[–]TipTupKek 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

schizophrenics don't suck, schizophrenia sucks

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually it's a hand within a hand inside a heart within a heart.

[–]Alexlincoln2 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Problem is the latter thinks they are the former

[–]Brumaired 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

Didn't think we'd see another daycare-esque conspiracy again but here we have it. Hilariously enough they've outdone themselves with the "research" on what's really happening.

Bunch of idiots.

[–]snallygaster 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel awful for the owners and employees of those businesses. It was bad enough with the daucare; now /pol/ and T_D are involved and it's an election-related conspiracy, so they're going to get a ton of harrassment. :/

[–]TheGiantGrayDildo69 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a bit sad about it because I like myself a good conspiracy theory, but ever since the primaries, /r/conspiracy's just been anti-Hillary propaganda.

[–]Akilroth234 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

How much did the pizza parlor pay you to cover this up?

[–]thajugganuat 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least two child sacrifices to bless his family with fame and fortune

[–]holditsteady 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh man, they're getting into hidden symbolism and coded language levels of conspiratardom. This is the good shit

[–]iPzXadEfEfaasACM 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

ROBERT LANGDON HAS A REAL DEGREE

[–]EvanHarper 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]skeetsurfing1984 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh boy, here's another post where someone lays out the case that the Super Podesta Bros. abducted Madeleine McCann (that kid who disappeared out of her hotel room in Portugal in 2007):

http://www.reddit.com/r/Mr_Trump/comments/5bknvj/holy_fucking_shit_john_and_tony_podesta_may_have/

I suspect we are hours away from someone placing a teenaged Hillary Rodham on the Grassy Knoll in Dallas.

[–]MG87[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

/u/bopbopi, have you stopped to think that maybe you're just fucking dumb?

[–]TruthPains 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hah, these half-wits like /u/OldGimletEye are horrible at this wanna-be detective shit. Its like Sherlock Holmes had a brain damaged goldfish that decided to try its hand fin in police work.

[–]ralpher313 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now that's just an insult to goldfish.

[–]TipTupKek 5ポイント6ポイント  (15子コメント)

in all seriousness though why was someone dreaming about a hot dog stand in hawaii? are there even hot dog stands in hawaii?

[–]fourbet 11ポイント12ポイント  (10子コメント)

a lot of the text in these e-mails makes me think these people are talking in code but to immediately dive to pedo-ring is ludicrous.

that being said, Podesta is definitely a fucking weirdo. in the early wiklieaks batches like 20% of his e-mail volume was talking about UFO conspiracy with weird dudes in the Netherlands.

kind of surprised his UFO-Conspiracy theory hobby isn't a bigger talking point, because it's beyond weird to me that a U.S. super political connected guy has a pet hobby of... U.S. conspiracies

[–]TipTupKek 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

iunno. pedo-ring wouldn't surprise me but the actual '''proof''' here is fucking absurd, like people are trying to find hidden details within the artwork in a pizza place

[–]snallygaster 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

There are pedo rings for sure, but they're run by word-of-mouth and internet, parents and relatives selling their kids for drugs and money or letting hollywood big shots screw them for roles, and possibly more organized rings pulling vulnerable children out of places like group homes. A pedo ring isn't going to use a business in a busy part of DC as a child sex hub with a blatant pedo symbol like a fucking thieves guild. That's asinine. If elites want to fuck children then they're going to use their network and nobody will know about it. I hope /r/conspiracy finally gets banned for this stupid bullshit

[–]TipTupKek 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

A pedo ring isn't going to use a business in a busy part of DC as a child sex hub with a blatant pedo symbol like a fucking thieves guild.

The Elm Guest House literally put out coded classifieds in local papers.

like yeah these guys are fucking retards and will likely ruin a few innocent lives due to their schizophrenic delusions and / or oh-so-funny let's play detective bandwagon, but this shit has happened and pedos seem to take a large amount of pride in being as unsubtle as possible.

but yeah you're 100% right in that most pedo the vast majority of pedo rings are just parents selling kids and said kids traveling the world in shipping containers before being 'adopted'. why go through the hassle of kidnapping and cover-ups when there are thousands of parents just waiting to throw their kids at you for krokodil

[–]snallygaster 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Elm Guest House literally put out coded classifieds in local papers.

Yeah, pedos do use codes to communicate, but that's only in terms of identifying themselves as indivduals or advertising specific products or services as far as anyone knows, e.g. using code to describe the type of child they're advertising. A business that's used as a front for a trafficking ring isn't going to use a pedo symbol because there's no benefit to anyone vaguely being aware that they are a pedo stop or whatever. It'a not like somebody could walk in and order a little boy or ask to join the pedo ring. Plus having a pizza place as a front doesn't make any sense to begin with, and if it were, people would find out about it more discreetly but concretely than a logo.

[–]DuckSosu 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

kind of surprised his UFO-Conspiracy theory hobby isn't a bigger talking point, because it's beyond weird to me that a U.S. super political connected guy has a pet hobby of... U.S. conspiracies

I hear about it all the time on Coast to Coast AM. Hillary actually has a surprising amount of supporters that are die hard conspiracy theorists because she's evidently committed to releasing UFO data to the public. I guess they are essentially single-issue voters whose issue is rarely discussed.

[–]geraldo42Some SRSter alt 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

kind of surprised his UFO-Conspiracy theory hobby isn't a bigger talking point, because it's beyond weird to me that a U.S. super political connected guy has a pet hobby of... U.S. conspiracies

Being a campaign manager is like a marketing position or something. No one cares if you're weird. It'd probably be a really big deal if he ever ran for a real political office but as long as he's only running a campaign no one besides the new world order types are going to give a shit.

[–]nicethingyoucanthave 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Being a campaign manager is like a marketing position or something. No one cares if you're weird.

He was Bill Clinton's chief of staff.

[–]EvanHarper 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

was he actually emailing back with the person or is it one of these things where a UFO nut sends him 50 unsolicited emails and it generates a bunch of bullshit stories about how "Podesta's emails" are "full of references to UFO conspiracies"

[–]captainpriapism -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

theyre definitely talking in some sort of shitty code and theyre probably pedos but i dont think it connects them

[–]Alexlincoln2 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

almost certainly, Hawaii is infested with white people after all

[–]cannedairspray 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hank's Haute Dogs is actually one of the better hot dog places anywhere.

[–]The3rdWorld 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

i think a lot if it is just wistful jokes, 'giving it all up and starting a hotdog stand in hawaii' is exactly the sort of thing you want to do when you're in a stressful and busy job and there's all sorts of bullshit going on - personally i'd go for a rum and weed bar in the Caribbean but close enough, and i don't even have a stressful life.

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[–]PantherChamp 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are-a some molto silly geese, paisano

[–]RandomRedditor44 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Besta Pizza using "boy lover" symbol: http://imgur.com/AwvFM1d

They're connected to CTR, Podesta, and next door to each other.

lol

[–]cannedairspray 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOUNG GOATS ARE CALLED KIDS

[–]BKMurder101 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sort by best and look at the top reply with a link. Thought that was very interesting until it got to the point of trying to make political connections.

[–]yonicthehedgehog 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're connected to CTR, Podesta

of course they are, it's r/conspiracy

i bet the moment one of top minds shits his pants he starts blaming a cheap taco he ate last night for being a ctr shill

[–]explohd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like the thread about band posters: It could be the artist is MKULTRA and this is like a cry for help, or it could just be trying to be chic and new age. Either way it creeps me out.

Further down-

By the same artists, exclusively for shows at Comet Ping Pong. I merely pointed out some symbolism that the posters invoked in me.

It's not what I believe or what you believe that matters, it's what the occultist believes. Gnostics believe that imagination (visualization) and thoughts in Gnosis can shape reality. We see "proof" of this concept emerging today in the form of observer effect in quantum physics. "Belief is a tool" motto of Chaos Magick. "Do as thou wilt" from Aleister Crowley and his Thelema cult. And don't forget the old phrase "Energy flows where attention goes", apparently by anonymous.

The symbols reinforce their meaning on the viewer every exposure. The more symbolism and metaphor they can use regarding their work, the more channels they have for funneling energy into the hidden meaning or purpose behind the symbol; that is something they don't reveal, just faithfully believe. It's the same notion behind a Christian's prayer.

Additional conspiracy-

When I was into the underground music / alternative "lifestyle" scene (not in DC, in Michigan) a lot of my friends, fellow musicians, poets, performance artists took pedophilia-centric humour very lightly and used it in abundance. It's kind of the reason I stopped hanging out with them. I think it's more or less universal to "the scene", across the country, not just in this little corner of DC.

[–]Ranilen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

MagaFeed has blown this whole thing wide open:

Goat Hill Pizza is owned by Goat Hill Inc.

[–]celocanth13Buttsex 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/washingtonDC is having a field day with this but also:

Guys, what if they are actually sacrificing kids!?!? It actually sounds much more plausible. There might be some pedo element to this, but if anything, I think it has more to do with sacrifice. I know this sounds fucking insane, but think about it... -many think Hillary is a satanist -infowars has preached that people in high places transfuse the blood of children into their body -you can't hide hundreds or thousands of sexually abused children and prevent them from coming forward... Unless they are killed. I think the whole pedo ring thing is fucking nuts and I still have not seen DIFINITIVELY evidence to convince me... The weird thing is that there seems to be so many people involved... To me, it's more likely that they are satanists or something and actually kill the abducted children. I know this sounds nuts, but please consider this. If you are only looking for pedo stuff, you will only find pedo stuff. If you consider what else they could be doing with these kids, you might find more... Forgot to mention... "Spirit cooking" looked way satanic!

Someone said this, seriously, about a pizza place

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

They said Freddy Fazbears was just a humble pizza place but look at what happened there.

[–]old_grumpy_grandpa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That would still be more plausible than the crap in the OP

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Five nights at Podestas confirmed.

[–]JumbledFun 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

/u/OldGimletEye what's it like living life as a complete retard?

[–]TrumpLovesCucks [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

/u/oldgimleteye

Do you want some pasta with walnut sauce? Meet me in an hour for a pizza

[–]JustStopDude [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

God I feel for the people involved that work at these stores. I used to be in the military and then I worked as a civilian for another branch of the military. Somehow my personal info, along with everyone else in our working group, ended on on some conspiracy message board.

I was a college student at the time. I cannot begin to fathom the hell these assholes have given to the family members of the children in mass shootings.

It is utterly unreal the amount of time these folks will spend harassing random people.

[–]TrumpLovesCucks [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

And the person to blame is John Podesta for being a fucking idiot and phishing himself

[–]goingtodie -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't see any drama. The thread is just people speculating on various clues. There is no "turns out it just pizza" part to that thread.

OP just point to drama. Don't insert own bullshit to start some.

[–]MG87[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I added that, because it is just pizza. There's no fucking conspiracy here.