If anyone is so inclined and has the wherewithal, I would love to see one of the following GIFS made:
The first is of the scene in the woods after the German soldier has informed them of their position, wit the following alternate subtitles:
ALDO: After the election, what you gonna do?
GERMAN: I will unsubscribe from /r/The_Donald
ALDO: Well, ain't that's a real nice boy. Are you going to take off your MAGA hat?
GERMAN: Not only shall I remove it, but I intend to burn it!
ALDO: Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. You see, we like our Centipedes in MAGA hats. That way, you can spot 'em, just like that.
But you take off that MAGA hat, ain't nobody gonna know you was a Centipede and that don't sit well with us. So I'm gonna give ya a little something you can't take off.
Scene Cuts, lifts hat and shows "T" carved into his forehead
Alternatively:
When you go to your little place on /r/all, I image you gonna take off that handsome looking MAGA hat of yours, ain't ya?
ALDO:** That's what I thought. Now that vI can't abide. How bout you Uitivich, can you abide it?
UITIVICH: Not one damn bit, sir.
LT.ALDO: I mean if I had my way, you'd wear that goddamn MAGA hat for the rest of your pecker suckin life. But I'm aware that's ain't practical. I mean at some point ya gotta hafta take it off.
LT.ALDO: So I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off
The Dagger has just completed carving a s "T" deep into Landa's forehead.
LT.ALDO: You know somethin Uitivich, I think this just might be my masterpiece.
ここには何もないようです