I HATE the writing for Overwatch. I know not many people care about that sort of thing, but I do, and holy shit, Overwatch's abysmal writing triggers me up the fucking wall and back.

Out of curiousity I watched their little lore video on her to see what the hype was about. Before clicking it, I considered I might be cringing hard at how cliche and predictable it'd be, but decided to take the risk.

FIVE FUCKING SECONDS into the video (excluding their stupid intro "Blizzard presents" crap) and this fucking edgy tumblr bitch all like "HEH WOW HACKING THE WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED SECURITY SYSTEM SURE IS EASY FOR ME SINCE I'M SO BADASS AND ALL, HEH NOTHING PERSONAL RUSSIA HEH" and I'm losing my fucking mind. My roommate walked in the room asking if he could borrow the scissors real quick and I chokeslammed that motherfucker before throwing him off the balcony. My computer somehow managed to purchase a katana, which it then drove straight through it's harddrive shortly after reciting some kind of haiku in fluent Japanese. The neighbors called the cops on me due to all the chaos, and in some ways it's lucky they did because the ambulance that accompanied them found that I had developed cancer, several tumors, and I was mere moments away from going into cardiac arrest. I am now banned in 17 different countries, four seperate US states, and I'm being charged with third degree murder, though my lawyer assures me he can get me off with a light sentence simply by showing the Judge the new Sombra video and explaining how it enraged me while also causing multiple health issues and practically bringing me on the verge of death myself.

For the love of God Blizzard, please hire some fucking writers. I don't even play this game and the writing is painful for me.