49% chance of the Senate remaining under Republican control. 35% chance of a Trump victory, guaranteeing conservative control of the Supreme Court. This isn't on 538, but there is essentially a 99% that the Republicans will maintain control of the House.

That means, from top to bottom, through all three branches, the Republicans have a better shot at controlling this country than hockey player Jamie Benn had of scoring a goal on each shot last year. And Benn scored 41 fucking goals last year.

Vote.