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[–]throwawaysanders2016CA 589ポイント590ポイント  (38子コメント)

[–]ChimpInAVolvoMA 192ポイント193ポイント  (11子コメント)

I VOTE

I DIE

I VOTE AGAIN!

[–]filewulfAZ 62ポイント63ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not before changing my voter registration to Democrat

[–]Book_Next 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

I have just compiled the data I pulled from the Florida Election website last night 11.04 (There are now slightly updated numbers).

11.05 http://archive.is/J592j

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g9PWoGAE3kXEwvT2BLd1q03PEYAdcDUjkR50KRW8b7E/edit?usp=sharing

You can see a few things that jump out at you. First is the voter enthusiasm. The TABLEas posted is sorted by % of turnout vs. population per county from best to worst.
Notice how the first 24 counties in a row are red, in the table!! Also at the bottom 7 of the bottom 10 are blue.

The second is how close the state is (less than 2,000 votes). This is because of Boward County.

Broward County deserves a bit of special attention no just because it is going blue. But because it is doing so with over a 33% difference no other counties with the large population is going blue by margins this wide. This is not a small difference. From a population perspective, places like Miami-Dade or Palm Beach are both similar, but they are going blue by a little more than 18%.

Disclaimer:

  1. I have eliminated counties with under 15% (2 counties, both blue) or over 45% return rates (1 county, red).

2) I need a second set of eyes on this so please PM me if you think you can help with regression and standard deviation analysis.

If anyone can take this data from here, I will share the spreadsheets

https://countyballotfiles.elections.myflorida.com/FVRSCountyBallotReports/AbsenteeEarlyVotingReports/PublicStats Also Population Referance http://www.us-places.com/Florida/population-by-County.htm

[–]hugleit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine that, a heavily gay county turning out heavily for the candidate that isn't anti gay

[–]Wandering_PoetUSMC 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kek <--- This one!!

Kek

Kek

[–]lemonpartyAZ 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now #SpiritCooking makes sense.

[–]ChaseItWithASharkAL 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spirits cooking the voter numbers!

[–]Exempt 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

We should get those I voted stickers and put them on all the gravestones.

[–]CapN-Tendies 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

So nice that the state government of Florida already filled their absentee ballots out for them. They go the extra mile.

[–]Labikero 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Election Day of Living Death

[–]xenium94USA 144ポイント145ポイント  (9子コメント)

BREAKING CNN : Group of savage Trump supporters to overthrow democracy in America by voting Donald Trump!

[–]getinthechopper 72ポイント73ポイント  (3子コメント)

Democrats "win" Congress. Republicans "seize" Congress.

[–]basedtexapedeTX 40ポイント41ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've also noticed that the Democrat "takes" a state, whereas a state "falls to" the Republican.

[–]CBruceIL 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Russian influencing millions of Americans to vote for candidate less likely to provoke war with Russia, China, and Iran!"

[–]and7weilUSA 172ポイント173ポイント  (12子コメント)

Trump supporters will literally drag themselves over a mile of broken glass to cast that vote - Hillary supporters will be "meh" at best!

[–]MurcusMT 71ポイント72ポイント  (2子コメント)

........but Trump said mean things.

[–]SwampMidget 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard he actually called a woman fat!

AND and and he was checking out the butts of the contestants at a beauty pageant!

[–]Nostalgia_Novacane 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Well....it's not what I wanted but oh well.." -Hillary 'Supporters'

[–]OhNoBearIsDrivingMD 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

"i have to wait in line for hours to vote for hilldawg? screw you guys i'm going home"

[–]tofur99 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hillary supporters will take one look at the line (if they even make it to the polling station) and go "lol fuck that".

[–]FuzzybrowsWA 576ポイント577ポイント  (111子コメント)

No way trump loses in a fair election.

[–]HellbloodGA 336ポイント337ポイント  (82子コメント)

I fully believe this

If Hillary wins there is no way it was not rigged

[–]RamRam_CAN 67ポイント68ポイント  (59子コメント)

[–]HobbyRiot 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

45 states for the 45th president of the United States? MEME MAGIC IS REAL!

[–]billyK_GA 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

We're literally 3 days from a presidency, and you're just realizing meme magic is real now?

[–]DocMjolnirARMY 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't think too hard about the possibility that we willed this into existence with meme energy

[–]EdgarJomfruCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great things happen when Lord Kek is on your side

[–]Vance87ID 19ポイント20ポイント  (9子コメント)

Holy shit, if this mirrors the election, I'll straight up jizz in my pants. That's an electoral win of 447-91. And look how close the west coast states are to turning red! Mass, Vermont and DC are low energy losers!

[–]synflux 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like this. Do you think it has much relevance to voter turnout?

[–]knightrid 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

No because online support won't overcome the propaganda about how it was a dirty election and even though she only won by 2%, the woman gladiator triumphed because of her ground game advantage. (She didn't)

[–]dankmemes778 21ポイント22ポイント  (22子コメント)

holy shit he only loses CA by 4 according to this. not sure if its an accurate predictor but I believe the pollsters are being mislead on purpose to hide his real turnout. trump supporters are treated like garbage in public so Im not surprised a lot of them simply dont answer polls

[–]A1cntrlerCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (18子コメント)

If you break it down by district Trump leads in most of the state (by area) and Sanders even is ahead of Clinton in the areas where Trump leads. The highly populated areas show leads by Clinton though. It's for sure close. District Map

[–]thesadpumpkin 10ポイント11ポイント  (16子コメント)

Hi all, first I want to say great sub, very entertaining. I am a Jill supporter in California who defends DT all the time despite not aligning w/my politics. I hate HRC for obvious reasons and definitely want DT to win. I was planning to vote for Jill since my vote doesn't count in CA. Can you guys give me a reason I should be voting for DT instead of Jill in CA because I am willing to.

[–]zevansfunkMS 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

We love Based Druid Lady here, but DT is the only one who can stop Hillary from taking over. As much as everyone would love to "invest their vote," as Jill says, it's far more productive to vote for Don if you want to stop Hillary. Especially in California.

[–]thesadpumpkin 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol! I love Stein too! She's very intelligent and articulate with her arguments against the hyperbole and nonsense coming from CTR shills, and you've got a lot of us Bernie/Jill types united w/you all against Crooked and the DNC. Anyway, if there is remotely a chance that DT could win CA, I will both vote DT. I'm leaning that way since I'm so pissed at the DNC (it is fucking war!!) and respect DT and appreciate him using his money to try and save us.

[–]A1cntrlerCA 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

In the end you've got to vote how your heart and conscience tells you to. My views align more with Johnson, but if I want any chance of keeping Hillary from getting to the presidency I know that Trump needs the support. I don't have any issues at all with a woman president, just not this woman. You can't think that just because California is usually a blue state that your vote doesn't matter. One vote may seem insignificant to you, but when you take your 1 and add it to everyone else it matters. California wasn't always a blue state, and it probably won't always be one either.

Also you replied to my comment for some reason here (my comments have a tendency to get buried) so you might want to ask your question directly to the main OP here or even just making a post on the main sub might get some more convincing answers.

[–]KienanCA 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

If Clinton wins, California will always be a blue state though. Which is very disturbing.

[–]A1cntrlerCA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think California recently gained 4 seats from the last census, thus making those 4 electoral votes (same number as NH). This is how Illegal persons can influence the elections. The census counts illegal immigrants and can add districts to the maps. Being that many of the cities here are "sanctuary cities" they keep coming and staying. With us being a "blue" state that's free votes for the blue team.

[–]thesadpumpkin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I replied to you because you had a nice map and people are actually talking about California in a long shot may be mattering this election. I just wanted to see if anyone here could give me a good reason to vote DT in CA. I just want to drain the swamp and want an honest politician, my politics be damned. :)

[–]KienanCA 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

#DrainTheSwamp, congressional term limits, anti-corruption, anti-establishment. He understands that shit is broken, and honestly wants to fix it.

Also, here's a big one for me; Donald Trump will be the first president in decades - and in my whole life - who will appoint people to positions based on merit, as opposed to bribes and favor trading.

Will I agree with every appointment? Do I think you would? Nope to both. But I believe that appointing the best person to the job is much better than cronyism and, in some cases, downright treason. Drain the goddamn swamp!

As someone else said, Stein won't be president; Clinton or Trump will be. It's true, most people here seem to like Stein. She's a badass and she keeps things real. But she's not going to be president this election. Vote Stein if you want, I won't hold it against you...but imagine how delicious it would be if Trump won CA.

Voting for Stein or Trump both send a message...but voting Trump is the only vote that could potentially make a difference in California.

[–]thesadpumpkin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omg, yes, that would be the most delicious thing ever!! The salty tears!! I would hate myself if CA turned red for DT and I wasn't a part of it. I'm thinking a HRC presidency is gonna be so bad that I want to vote DT just so I can say I voted on the right side of history. :)

[–]aaronfrankeTX 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I suppose conservatives are mostly the ones who question their political beliefs on sites like this, since liberals mostly the ones who claim that the scary republican says mean things.

EDIT: Why does it say out of 51 states? We only have 50?

[–]M3nt0RNJ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why is MA so cucked? Cradle of the revolution, and then they cuck out.

[–]Strongman2711 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

I agree. On a completely unrelated note, You may want to clean and oil your AR15 and check your ammo supply. ;)

[–]bradystribGA 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ha. You act as if I only have 1 and in 1 caliber.

[–]John_McFly 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can only really use one at a time. And your spotter should be cleaning his/her own weapon.

[–]rationalcomment 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Raw Data: https://ufile.io/ce314

MAGA!

Florida Absentee Ballots and Early Voting: 11/5/2016

Absentee Ballots Requested: 3,364,820

R: 1,314,321 (39.1%) D: 1,322,388 (39.3%) I: 644,238 (19.2%) Other: 83,873 (2.5%)

Absentee Ballots Returned: 2,466,764

R: 1,019,738 (41.3%) D: 947,476 (38.4%) I: 437,298 (17.7%) Other: 62,252 (2.5%)

Percent of Absentee Ballots Returned by Party:

R: 77.6% D: 71.7% I: 67.9% Other: 74.2%

Early Votes: 3,264,997

R: 1,241,645 (38%) D: 1,321,187 (40.5%) I: 625,879 (19.2%) Other: 76,286 (2.3%)

Absentee Ballots Returned and Early Votes: 5,731,761

R: 2,261,383 (39.5%) D: 2,268,663 (39.6%) I: 1,063,177 (18.6%) Other: 138,538 (2.4%)

Absentee Ballots Returned have 72,262 more Votes for Trump, and Early Votes have 79,542 more Votes for Hillary.

Assuming 100% of Absentee ballots are turned in, which never happens, Hillary would receive 8,067 more Votes than Trump.

If Hillary manages 5,049 (+6,624, +3,854, +3,306, +722, +3,476, +13,217, +950, +481, +6,504, +9,260, +7,141) more Early Votes than Trump each day over the next 2 days, Hillary would end up with 97,707 more Votes (Absentee ballots and Early Votes combined) than Trump.

For reference, Obama had 250,000 more Votes (Absentee ballots and Early Votes combined), and yet only won Florida by 74,309 Votes (1%). http://swampland.time.com/2012/11/05/81541/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election_in_Florida,_2012

This means Romney pulled in 175,000 more Votes on Election Day than Obama, which surpasses Hillary's current margin.

This is also not taking into account the Independent Vote, which polls more favorably for Trump.

Current trends show Hillary will not secure a sufficient margin of the Early Vote, meaning the State of Florida will go Red on Election Day.

Source: https://countyballotfiles.elections.myflorida.com/FVRSCountyBallotReports/AbsenteeEarlyVotingReports/PublicStats

[–]TBruns 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you're underestimating the reach and influence of liberal propoganda.

In Connecticut there's barely room to breathe regarding Hillarys crimes because if you're critical of her at all people toss your opinions to the side like a side of beef.

[–]TheGuyAboveMeEatsPoo 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

> throw Hillary victory party.

> everyone asks me how much I'm paying per hour.

> say none, as it is a support party.

> nobody shows up.

[–]Mirazozo 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Most Hillary supporters are government employees, union workers, on government assistance, social security, disability, or work for a business or invest in businesses that benefit heavily from the borrow and spend status quo of historically low interest rates.

They want to continue feed off the public trough until the dollar collapses, and then blame Capitalism for America's decline.

[–]FuturePOTUS 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't forget about old people who only get their news from CNN.

[–]figuringoutwhyWA 26ポイント27ポイント  (8子コメント)

The amount of shaming pressure to vote Hillary is unreal though, so I think more people will vote for her than actually want to, if that makes sense.

[–]Daves-M1A 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

When they go in the booth to vote they are alone. I believe a high percentage will vote for who "they" want. Source: married 32 years, she does what she wants and just nods when I say shit she doesn't agree with.

[–]repo_sado 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh no doubt. tons of people will tell everyone they voted hillary while voting for trump

[–]repo_sado 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

i think more people will say they voted her than actually did.

it will come down to whether that matters more than the amount of fake ballots hillary paid for with saudi money.

[–]M3nt0RNJ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That pressure turns many people off. Many vote against out of spite.

[–]TheabsolutemadladUSA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well the DNC defines fair as tipping off your fav candidate debate questions, and rigging the primaries.

[–]my_own_bear_handsNAVY 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

He wouldn't in a fair election. This isn't a fair election.

[–]TRUMP_MAGA4235 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Harry Reid is already up to his dirty shit in Nevada.

[–]ViresHonosFides 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not. Even. Close. Trump wins legit.

[–]Colon-Dee 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a Canadian watching from the outside I completely believe this too.

[–]arabis 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hi. I'm from r/all. This comment is straight up terrifying. I don't know what else to say.

[–]SunwolfNCNC 46ポイント47ポイント  (14子コメント)

That's brilliant!

I expect the turnout to crush any of this fraud shit we see going down. So much so, they never think about doing it again...

[–]AppleTheRedMA 32ポイント33ポイント  (13子コメント)

So much so, they never think about doing it again...

Be honest they'll never stop as long as they can do it.

[–]HappyFokkerMAGA 25ポイント26ポイント  (11子コメント)

That's why voter fraud should be treated as treason and punished the same way. Summary execution.

[–]ThwartthisSCT 8ポイント9ポイント  (10子コメント)

Any idea why it isn't? Seems like an assault on the bedrock principles of the Republic.

[–]HappyFokkerMAGA 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

Treason is usually reserved for crimes directly to overthrow the whole government or aid foreign powers during time of war.

[–]NathanHale76NJ 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

So...that's pretty much what rigging an election for Hillary would be.

[–]HappyFokkerMAGA 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

You won't hear any arguments from me, but she's technically not a foreign power. Merely the cocksock of several.

[–]NathanHale76NJ 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not trying to give you a hard time, I know you're on my side here, but by your definition, she does aid foreign powers and enemies of the United States (Saudi Arabia) during war.

[–]BUILD_WALL_HIGHERNY 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Overthrow the whole government

...I-Isn't that what voter fraud does?

[–]Intrixina 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That sounds like what Hilliary is doing to throw the election? Because her policies sure as fuck aren't helping Americans.

[–]repo_sado 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

the people doing it have been the ones making the laws

[–]SunwolfNCNC 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ever the optimist, I guess...but... yea... you're likely right :(

[–]Cries_PoseidonAZ 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

Before we meme on, I wanna know what will happen to the rigged Florida early votes? We can't just allow this. What the fuck. Don't meme it away like this.

[–]wedwingwon 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Voted early today to help counteract fraud, family is redpilled

[–]ViresHonosFides 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's a buttload of Patriots in FL, there should be zero tolerance for chicanery. Run the rats out of town. Tar and feather!

[–]Cries_PoseidonAZ 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not from FL. People from Florida, do you read this?! RUN THEM OUT OF TOWN!

[–]Intrixina 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't have a source, but I read earlier on here that theres already an investigation into it. I'm not 100% sure if it was legit though.

[–]Top_TrumpMAGA 66ポイント67ポイント  (17子コメント)

Let's just hope it starts raining when they're waiting in line and they all run home after 3 minutes.

[–]spaceboundmonkeysMO 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know you could actually get video evidence of this if it happens. The line will shrink into a line of soaked Trump supporters.

[–]Pipe_smokin_ponyARMY 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because we have high enough energy to withstand a little bit of water.

[–]RulerOfSlidesNJ 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

I've said this many, many times - I would crawl through broken glass for ten miles to cast my ballot.

[–]DrunkRambo 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, you wouldn't be alone, we'd all be with you!

[–]RulerOfSlidesNJ 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sense of community I have here, shaped out of so many different people with wildly different backgrounds (not just in the US!), is stronger than I've felt anywhere else.

I could cry, Centipede - it's a beautiful thing.

[–]ViresHonosFides 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'd brave a simulated alien attack.

[–]RulerOfSlidesNJ 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, I'd brave a real alien attack with nothing but a toothpick and a half-eaten Reuben.

[–]RaiderDamusMT 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The joke's on the aliens, who are allergic to marble rye.

[–]BurntBoosieUSA 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

NO1 IS GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO VOTE FOR HILLARY. TRUMP WILL WIN IN A LANDSLIDE.

[–]TonyVilla89TX 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I disagree. The few enthusiastic supporters she has is going out of their way to vote multiple times. (Thousands! See Florida posts today)

[–]VyseLegendaire 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Totally accurate

[–]WhyDoYouShadowBanPPLCAN 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

They get off to that bottom picture while hopped up on drugs.

[–]HappyFokkerMAGA 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't you dare talk to me or my wife's bull like that again!

[–]HilRamadanClinton 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look at the specifics in the polls and independents are roughly +20% for trump. Won't even be close in my opinion

[–]metalrules50 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Make Post Apocalyptic Struggle Great Again

[–]Seth27 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

A very realistic scenario if Hillary cheats her way in

[–]TheBrodigalSon 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Just cuck my shit up fam"

-Hillary Supporters

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[–]MythArcana 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody paid me a dime for my patriotism!

I love America and want it great again! It's that simple!

[–]HilRamadanClinton 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Rev it up for emperor Don!!

[–]ManfredH 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

"It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of Globalism!" -Immortan Trump

[–]TrumpiriumUSA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"He admonished me!"

"He was scanning the horizon!"

[–]JordyvanLith 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Democrats might successfully steal it. We are in it for the long haul, my fellow centipedes. That means we will have to use our meme magic to get her indicted, or God forbid if she gets inaugurated, impeached.

Furthermore, don't think Western Europe is an irrelevant 'theatre of culture war' for the Americans. When W-Europe becomes semi-islamic/semi-secular, it will start harassing the US in any way it can, via international bodies, bad press etc. even more so than it already does. Nothing you can't handle... but... rather not. And they will come after Israel too. To defeat the tentacles of globalism, we need a global solution.

Anyways, we start by getting the nasty woman behind bars and the T-bone in the WH.

[–]NO_COAT_FOR_YOUNY 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys, we ALL need to fucking vote. I don't care if your Great Grandnanny dies in your arms, GET TO THE FUCKING POLLS

[–]DanCaek 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

The Trump train requires a Patriot with guitar and pyrotechnical autism.

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[–]mofolegendama 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

I think we should get a blind guy to ride in my truck bed and play the electric guitar now

[–]Valiant_Steed 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are awaited in Valhalla!

[–]KebabMarleyUSA 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

The hardest thing as a Clinton voter is convincing your goddess to take you out.

[–]ViresHonosFides 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it's a non-earthquake night, I have plans.

[–]no-mans-landMA 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

WITNESS ME

places ballot

SHINY AND CHROME

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish there was a badass truck with a metal solo playing wastelander mutant playing sick riffs on the way to the voting booth.

[–]lactose_intoleroni 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Registered Democrat here. Holy shit that's me in the top left of the top pic today! Scribbling in a vote for a Republican prez never felt so fucking good.

MAGA

[–]Ham_Sandwich77CAN 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

This made me LOL

[–]MereMemeticsMO 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I laughed and then said shit. We have the best of the best among us and we are blessed.

[–]spaceboundmonkeysMO 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

More accurate than the polls.

[–]Very_Deplorable 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

that is some fine shitposting sir!

[–]A_wild_gold_magikarp 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm so enthusiastic to vote for Donald J. Trump, but then I realize that I'm not American and do not live in America...

[–]Patrick_Henry1776TN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG!!! My sides are hurting.

[–]aaaaa2222 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

CTR is desperate and reddit admins are along for the hustle. Just look at the latest enuf-trump post on the front page.

They PAID to put it there. 6000+ score my ass.

Sort the comments in that thread by new, half of them say fuck Hillary and are bashing that sub.

INFORMATION MANIPULATION

[–]Javelin_of_LatrellCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Trump is the Nightrider! He is the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! He is hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the Donald lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!

[–]ManfredH 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Think of him when you look in to the nights sky!

[–]ViresHonosFides 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

“A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Sir Donald Trump, a young loner on a crusade, to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless. In a world of criminals who operate above the law…”

[–]calzonesays 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the cucks play their cards right they will be allowed to lick cum off the bottom of their female master's feet

[–]theblogisrome 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This made my day

[–]billthedozerFL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We all know that poor bastard being dragged behind a she beast.

[–]Vet4Trump2016 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG I love this.

[–]Fallout99NY 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

TO VALHALLA. SHINEY AND CHROME

[–]qa2PA 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here's voter enthusiasm for you....

Look at any polls where they poll both Trump vs Hillary and Trump vs Hillary vs third parties. Hillary always loses around 2-3% when the third party options are available. People are much more likely to ditch Hillary for third party than Trump.

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[–]sonihiDEU 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Trump Train crashes into polls! No brakes!

[–]marnssj2CA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is just the right amount of spicy

[–]ThisIsntGoldWorthy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

WITNESS ME voting for God-Emperor.

[–]MizterUltimamanCAN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on, let's be impartial. Hillary has tons of support, too.

She even has citizens of other countries voting for her!

[–]majorchamp 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to see Rachel Maddow have a stroke on live television

[–]geocitiesuserNY 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This works on multiple levels.

[–]simoncea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still cracking up! TOP KEK

[–]Friendly_Yeti 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

With this many upvotes there's literally no way Hillary can win without the rigging.

[–]StaySaltyPlebians 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

God I wish I was an American citizen so I could vote. The free world is depending on you America don't let us down :')

[–]sohetellsmeRUS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a Jalapeno-level meme, a good start!

Plaster the Hillary and Bernie logos on the lady and kid, respectively, with a #FallInLine and #AcceptHillaryNow, and we'll have some Ghost Pepper spiciness!

[–]MereMemeticsMO 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes yes. They don't want to heel hillary. How many times we gotta tell you!

[–]chargingmooseFL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can someone photoshop King Cuck (Bernie) in the bottom image??

[–]xXTheCitrusReaperXx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

CNN: "this post clearly invokes violence and proves the savagery that Trump supporters promote"

[–]GottaProfit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy in the Clinton photo should also be taking a selfie and captioning it with something about how he caught himself before almost making a micro aggression earlier

I think it would be funnier if the order of these images were reversed. It would also draw more focus to the enthusiasm of the support for Trump

[–]Diotima245 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Has anyone put money down vs libtards? Betting on Trump and winning big bucks if he wins.

[–]dowork67USA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Memes are fire down the stretch boys

[–]TheGlassStone 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO BRAKES!!!!

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At that rate, it would take 128.348 days to travel to Alpha Centauri (4.367 light-years away)!

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[–]BadgerCabinMA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wez: [after someone is killed] No! No more talk! We go in! We kill! Kill! We kill 'em! They kill us, we kill them! Kill 'em! Kill 'em! Kill! Kill!

The Humungus: Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way!

[–]LinLeaf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOLD JERRY!

Dude on a leash sums it beautifully.

[–]RapidRoy99 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a meme I have not seen...Bleach Bitch header and show Hillary being erased by a big pencil