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Fatuous sparkleturd and Breitbart scribe Milo Yiannopoulos is hoping that his new video, featuring a burning rainbow flag, will convince LGBTQ Americans to VOTE TRUMP. He implores them, in his best, most sincerest-est “Sarah McLachlan narrating an ad about shelter dogs” voice, to understand that Donald Trump is the only man who is going to protect them from EVIL MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS who are definitely going to come over here and murder them.

BEHOLD:

Transcript via Towleroad:

I’m here to give you a warning from Europe. I know what happens when government and the media colludes to pander to Islam. I know what happens to gay people that the left claims that it is here to defend. The regressive left is the single biggest enemy to the well-being of homosexuals and every other minority they claim to represent that exist in America today. They are not helping you, they are instead lulling you into a false sense of security that you are safe. We have a threat on our shores, in our communities that requires a response from the minorities the left has given up on. Importing Muslims into this country is going to represent significant risks to minorities…Please don’t make our mistakes. America is better than that.

The speech took place at Pulse Nightclub and was ostensibly meant to use that tragedy in order to highlight the “danger” of Muslim immigrants. Of course, as Sean Mandell at Towleroad points out, this whole argument is made rather awkward by the fact that the Orlando shooter was not a Muslim immigrant. He wasn’t imported from anywhere. He was born here, in America!

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Nevertheless, basically what he is saying is that the Left (which, you know, includes many gay people) has fought for gay rights for the past god knows how many years, simply for the purpose of “lulling you into a false sense of security” — just so that all the gay people could later be murdered by Muslim immigrants? Oh my! That is quite an elaborate plan!

And, naturally, the party that has fought against gay rights, marriage equality and AIDS funding, and for keeping sodomy laws; the party still whining about letting trans people use the bathroom; the party that has a presidential nominee who says he would appoint Supreme Court judges that would overturn same-sex marriage and a vice-presidential nominee who once wrote an essay telling employers not to hire LGBTQ people — they are the party that really has always the best interests of LGBTQ citizens at heart. That totally makes all of the sense.

This is actually a fairly common argument made in conservative cesspools on the internet, that the Left has tricked the minorities into voting for them by very slyly not being actively horrible to them or suggesting they should not have rights, and also by bribing them with social welfare programs and not just letting poor people die of starvation, as the conservatives who truly respect them would prefer. We’ve always wondered what our Secret Evil Endgame for this was supposed to be, and it turns out, at least for the gays, it is to watch them all die at the hands of Muslim immigrants. Makes sense!

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  • DainBramage

    Milo needs to go to horse camp.

  • Anna Rompage

    Funny, I have Muslim neighbors across the street from my place and often hang out and chat with them. We all get along great, however the conservative evangelicals two doors down, not so much…

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I have Muslim relatives-by-marriage – Syrians, as a matter of fact – and several Muslim nephews and nieces. They are all super nice. Smart, too. They also cook great food, which they frequently share with me. When my mother died, my sister’s 80-yr-old mother-in-law drove 80 miles across rural Syria to a Christian monastery to buy a rosary blessed with holy water from Jerusalem to send to us as a sympathy present. It was a very nice thought.

      However, my fundamentalist Christian minister uncle-by-blood hates Gays, Catholics, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, basically everyone who isn’t in his own church, and when my family made a passing visit to his family in 1962 while on our way to somewhere else, he wouldn’t let us inside his house or offer us a drink of water or let us use his bathroom, because we were Catholic. He is 90 now, and to this day I do not recall him ever inviting me to his house to share food. He did not come to my mother’s funeral. I think you can guess who he is going to vote for.

      • Crank Tango

        Hitler?

        • Angela Ruzzo

          He would if he could.

    • ThisNameInUse

      Well, a study out recently found that since 2002 homegrown conservative whites have committed more terrorist acts than radical Muslims. So it’s probably wise to stay away from the former.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Homegrown conservative white men have been committing terrorist acts for a very long time. Andrew Jackson committed genocide, and that was in 1838.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      Can second this. My neighborhood gay dive bar is two doors down from a Somali cafe, and there hasn’t been a hint of friction. One night, a teenager leaving the cafe had to jump in through the window of his friend’s janky car. Another Somali dude and a diesel dyke, neither of whom was even *alive* in 1980, shouted “Dukes of Hazzard!” in unison. Maybe it was just the beer on board, but that seemed a lot more fun than MiloWorld…

  • Bill D. Burger

    MilO’ is a Barney-wearing-a-teen’s-poplin-top-Wonka-accident-gobstopper-ass motherfucker.

  • Callyson

    Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    And on that note, I’m off to go to yoga class and then phone bank. Let’s do this thing!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a18a3896d7f5cac103cc4f20dabb53112b2c8a4f3ed90bd950550d812004f8ed.jpg

    • Nastyinencinitas

      I got some decent food to bring to the kids interning at the campaign office tonight. They’ve been living on candy. I would have gone into a diabetic coma weeks ago.

  • memzilla

    The one thing this election has shown me is that right wing nut jobs will do anything, say anything, and fuck anyone over they can for money, and it doesn’t matter a microfuck if it conflicts with anything they claim to believe.

    • Look Closer

      It’s been quite amazing how effortlessly they lie and cheat just to get their way. I hope the American people send them a strong message that we will not tolerate their bullshit anymore!

    • Good_Trouble_Yall

      It also doesn’t matter at all if it will eventually completely destroy this country.

  • Gwennie_G

    Wait, that motherfucker went to PULSE and said that?!

    • Swampgas_Man

      And wasn’t immediately beaten (more) senseless? With votes, even?

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Well, if you’re going to be a narcissistic dickwad, go big or go home.

  • A Grumpy Cat

    Yeah, no. #GlitterWearingQueerForHillary

  • ThisNameInUse

    More and more, I am becoming convinced that the Trump Bowel Movement is really an elaborate National IQ Test being administered by that evil Department of Education. Sadly, 40% of the voting population is failing it miserably. Which doesn’t bode well for our future, regardless of the outcome on Tuesday. These cognitively stunted cases will still walk amongst us.

    • mancityhombres

      Plausible, but I’m still going with aliens and an intergalactic reality show.

      • Dr.Zoidberg

        Oh god I hope they don’t decide to cancel us.

      • starkitty

        Its always aliens.

  • Crank Tango

    My say something nice is he looks like he would be very fun to beat up.

    With votes or whatever.

    • ThisNameInUse

      Kind of like the Second Amendment Remedy. Which is all about votes, you understand.

      • Crank Tango

        Surveyor’s marks and all that, wot wot.

        • ThisNameInUse

          All wearing upside down sheriff’s badges.

    • The Bird in a Red Pantsuit

      My say something nice is that he stopped bleaching his hair.

      • starkitty

        I actually like his hair. It’s his personality that’s the problem.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Stupid gays. When are you gonna realize that the bigots are just being honest with you, and that is a Good Thing? The real evil is the people who don’t say or do bigoted things because they are being “polite” or “decent” or “adults.” They’re just liars.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      It’s just “tough love”. You know, like whipping you with a belt is “teaching discipline”.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Works best while shouting biblebabble.

    • Dr.Zoidberg

      Yes, when I march in support of equal rights I’m secretly plotting to put all the gheys in camps!

      Hey…gay camps, or camp gays?

  • Crystalclear12

    Democrats planning things. Do those words even go together?
    Yeah, we don’t do that very well.

    • ThisNameInUse

      “I don’t belong to an organized political party. I’m a Democrat.”

      — Will Rogers

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Has anybody thought of setting him up with Matt Drudge and “his friend”?

    • Bear OmNomNom

      …G. David Schine?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        snort.

    • cousin itt

      How many legs does his friend have?

  • ThisNameInUse

    Here’s a “warning from Europe” – specifically the UK. Their idiot xenophobe Trump voters voted for Brexit. Now the place is spiraling into a deep recession.

    Don’t be stupid. Don’t be like Milo. Vote Hillary.

    • Thiazin Red

      Homophobic violence is also way up, and not from the evil immigrants either.

  • Royal Ugly Hombre

    It wasn’t that long ago that republicans would pander to Muslims by pointing out their shared commitment to “family values.” Translation: we hate gays! Let’s be friends.

  • theblackdog

    Oh Milo, I wish you would leave and try your shtick somewhere else where you think they will love it. I hear Siberia is nice.

  • The Deplorable Ms. MLG

    Do the gheys really have time to worry about being murdered by hypothetical imported Muslims when there are so many Christians made right here in the USA who want to kill them?

  • cousin itt

    A gay møøsë bit my sistër oncë?

  • HazooToo

    What is he doing this for? Is it attention and money? Because if that is his bottom line, there are a million less reprehensible ways to get it.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      He’s making his bid for the “Biggest Asshole in the World Who Is Also a Gay Man” Award, left vacant ever since Andy Dick retreated into hiding.

      • Berkeleybear94

        Peter Thiel has that on lock these days, though. Because his sexuality is just an afterthought to his dickishness whereas for Milo it seems like he’s trying a bit too hard.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          It really depends on where you rank your identity, I guess. Peter Thiel is a libertarian with sociopathic leanings who happens to be gay. Milo is a gay man, who plays up that gayness in order to excuse being a huge asshole.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            I don’t know that Milo’s paroxysms of fabulousness are any more performative than Thiel’s years in the closet.

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            Mmm. I’m not as familiar with Thiel, but I do know that Milo will only ever mention his gayness in the context of excusing whatever horrible thing he’s doing. Usually along the lines of “I fuck [n-word] men, so I can’t be gay or racist! Wheeeee”. He’s essentially using his minority status as a way to beg sympathy from the audience he’s screaming racial slurs at.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Oh, nah, that’s bog standards conservative asshole stuff. My (straight, white) dad used to scour the news for conservative asshole members of groups he thought got too much deference from liberals and demand to know how dared I disagree with them, since they were [a woman/jewish/black/gay/whatever].

            Milo’s pretty much as fabulous as an eighty-year-old dead irish-yankee white guy from the Bronx, is what I’m getting at..

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            OT, but I once used the phrase “bog standard” in front of people in Ireland, which was followed by an uncomfortable silence before they asked me what the hell I meant by that.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            the way mummy used to do it ;)

    • starkitty

      Milo is an odd duck for the alt -right. Imma guessing some of it is for money and some of it is unresolved daddy issues.

  • FauxAntocles

    He was born here, in America!
    Like all those “lone wolf” WASP terrorists.

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    “Okay, so we won’t kill you. We’ll make your life miserable by saying you’re evil and perverted, make sure you are shunned, deny you equal rights and protections under the law, force you to be ‘re-educated’, deny you certain employment opportunities, stand idly by while you are beaten or killed because of who you are, and generally make your life so miserable that you’ll kill yourself. But we won’t kill you.”

    As sales pitches go, it needs work.

    • jowgajen

      they have done plenty of killing. matthew sheppard wasnt that long ago. scores of transgender people have been murdered in 2016. they would kill us.

      • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

        I guess by “we” I meant in more the formalized, governmental sense. Loses a bit in the translation.

        • jowgajen

          Failing to investigate and failing to gain convictions isnt that different.

    • Berkeleybear94

      We won’t kill you – as long as you stay deep in the closet like we told you to. Otherwise all bets are off.

      Substitute on the plantation for in the closet and you have the GOP pitch for African Americans, and kitchen for closet gives you the pitch for women.

  • Swampay

    “we may hate you, but those bastards will kill you”

  • Taco Treg

    “I’m here to give you a warning from Europe. I know what happens when government and the media colludes to pander to Islam. I know what happens to gay people that the left claims that it is here to defend. The regressive left is the single biggest enemy to the well-being of homosexuals and every other minority they claim to represent that exist in America today.”

    All this and a bossy bottom to boot. I see why Milo is single.

    • starkitty

      I suspect Milo is one of those people who’s good for one lay, but not relationship material. Probably very selfish in bed.

  • Michael Smith

    (1) The enemy Milo is talking about is not real. It is a phantasm invented by racists who hate everyone that isn’t white and/or Christian.

    (2) Even if the enemy were real, and Teh Gays had common cause with conservatives, what makes you think the Republicans would show any appreciation for their assistance? Many black people put aside their issues with the U.S. over the years to join in common defense, yet nevertheless they came home to a place where they were held in contempt by the majority.

    If there were a serious threat, you can bet Hillary Clinton is much more capable of dealing with it than is Trump. And Hillary won’t destroy decades of progress as a price for her services. In conclusion, Milo is A Idiot of the highest degree.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      (2) you could ask Andrew Sullivan how that worked out for him.

  • Thanksgiving Loki

    “Hi gay people! Wouldn’t you like to help us hate another, even weaker group?”

    So apparently we are supposed to forget that the right-wing decided it didn’t quite hate gay people the moment it realized it could use LGBT people as a cudgel against Muslims?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      That’s really what this is all about. Just like the poor farmers who marched for the Confederacy, what they’re offering is the ability to step on someone else because you think you’re inherently better. Even though you’re still a lower rung on the ladder.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I think they still quite hate gay people.

      • jowgajen

        The gaps in their rhetoric are becoming more obvious at least.

      • Thanksgiving Loki

        Oh, they do. The Ted Cruz is so pro-gay that, instead of pushing for ENDA, he’s anti-Muslim.

    • starkitty

      But I thought that what Trans people are for. Or are they on equal footing with Muslins now in the twisted alt-right brain?

  • Bear OmNomNom

    Fuck Milo Yiannopoulos. Well… er… I mean… don’t. But you get the idea.

  • cousin itt

    Fucking fuckity fuck. I just got a robocall from Usay Trump, violating my aural cavities. Fuck him. His Vater is going to be here tomorrow night. He will be at the National Western Stock Show Complex in Denver. Fitting. Should I go and protest or stew in my cabernet while waiting for SNL?

    Fuck.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    In a surprise ruling, a US district judge in Ohio issued a restraining order
    against Donald Trump’s campaign to prevent anyone working on the
    campaign from harassing and intimidating voters at the polls on Tuesday.

    The order came after a two-hour hearing in which the judge pressed
    Trump’s lawyer to justify the candidate’s inflammatory rhetoric about
    voter fraud. It also applies to close Trump adviser Roger Stone, who has
    organized poll-watching activities, and the “officers, agents,
    servants, and employees” of Trump and Stone.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • The Bird in a Red Pantsuit

      Why not both???

      • Carpe Vagenda

        or all three.

    • AnOuthouse

      Uncle Tomming pays pretty good these days

    • mancityhombres

      You expect me to read all of that?
      Fine.
      I’ll be back in an hour or so.

    • mancityhombres

      From your first link, talking about Geert Wilders: “There is a dustbin fire behind the blank eyes of his human suit.”
      That is a line. Truly beautiful

    • mancityhombres

      Ok, I read the first link, skimmed the rest. The second too are of the *clutches pearls* and “where’s my fainting couch?” level of snark. Too foreseeable to even think about.
      The first one is a thing of beauty.
      Seriously, click it and read it.
      I’ve been reading a lot of the good Dr. Thompson lately, and I have to say that Laurie Penny has her own voice, and it’s good.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    What the ever-loving-fuck is this horseshit?

  • TJ Barke

    “Hey gays, come join the right. We won’t defend your rights or treat you like human beings, but we’ll be happy to exploit your fear in order to build a more authoritarian society.”

    • jowgajen

      When you put it that way, that’s their pitch to most anyone.

    • Crank Tango

      Boom! There’s yer bumper sticker!

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      “Join the Republican Party, and step on someone who we arbitrarily rank lower than you.”

      • Land Shark Hombre

        “Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Milo party!”

  • Marceline

    I’m pretty high right now and that headline is really fucking with my head. I’m going to go heat up some soup.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I’m pretty high right now too and you just reminded me I put soup in the microwave to heat up about 45 minutes ago.

      • Shan the Nasty Libtart

        So this is why my son never remembers to do anything I ask.

    • mancityhombres

      I’ll just sit here in Kansas, plotting out my next trip to Colorado, thank you very much.

  • boyblue123
    • Carpe Vagenda

      Wait, we needed 60k. We might get 110k?

  • Taco Treg

    I’d like to see his papers please.

  • The Bird in a Red Pantsuit

    Is t his what being contrarian is all about?

  • Anna Rompage

    Here’s a great thing, being a member of a large LGBT community here in Portland, everyone I know from that community thinks this guy is a complete and total hoofwanking bunglecunt…

    • mancityhombres

      I don’t know how he ever gets laid without paying for it, and I don’t want to know.
      But I just can’t imagine any self respecting gay man would want to sleep with him.

  • Suse

    Honestly, I wish the intertubez had never been invented. Thanks, Al Gore!

  • chascates

    Whatever happened to that ‘Jews for Hitler’ group?

    • Crank Tango

      They were resettled in the east.

  • AnOuthouse

    If no one knows you’re gay, then no one will kill you. Makes sense. Keep redecorating that closet.

  • starkitty

    “Breitbart’s Milo Rallies All The Gays To Trump”

    So he’s convince how many so far? Three? Including himself?

    • mancityhombres

      has anyone heard from the log cabin republicans? what’s their stance on Trump?

      • starkitty

        This is an excellent question. According to this, that would be a “no”:
        http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/22/politics/log-cabin-republicans-donald-trump/index.html

        Their reasoning leaves something to be desired on the finer points.

        • mancityhombres

          “The group criticized the Republican Party in July for not backing a pro-LGBT platform.”
          Just because you share their ideals of lower taxes doing anything positive (even though the evidence does not support the claim), does not mean they will accept you in any way, shape or form.
          Which means more, basic human rights or the low taxes that are currently devastating Kansas?

          • starkitty

            Yeah, it’s like I want to break it to them there’s no Tooth Fairy either…

      • therblig

        wide? ISWYDT

        • mancityhombres

          I don’t think they need to be foot tapping in a bathroom stall, honestly.
          They just don’t talk about politics.

    • Thanksgiving Loki

      The exact same shit stain gay people who vote Republican year after year are going to vote Republican this year. #Shocking

      So, he convinced no one.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      If only he was a US citizen . . .

  • Vincent Ricola

    This dumb fuck doesn’t seem to realize the demographics that make up the “regressive left.”

  • Crank Tango

    I wonder how much this guy is getting paid.

    • mancityhombres

      enough to keep up his shtick?

  • Iam Reading

    Robyn, you will pretty please excuse me if I don’t deign to pay attention to a man with frosted tips. I mean, frosted tips. FFS.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Milo is a Blue Falcon.

    He also longs to be a Kapo in Pat Robertson’s Vernichtungslagern for fags.

  • Suse

    I just saw Drumpf’s nasty ad featuring “Weiner’s laptop” and Huma. Ugly.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    I don’t find this guy the least bit credible. I understand that the right has got to grift, but do they have to be so obvious about it. Come on Merlot, at least sell us something, bunker food or a T-shirt…something.

  • azeyote

    he found himself a spotlight and a mic as the alt right token gay – is that hair his version of doing black face?

  • Thanksgiving Loki

    What really pisses me off is that Hillary Clinton has done more for gay people than literally anyone else on the planet. The moment she became Secretary of State she used the power of the office to tenaciously fight for gay people. She prioritized LGBT refugees, reversing the Bush era policy “send them back to die.” She pushed LGBT rights resolutions through the UN. She tied US aid to counties’ LGBT rights records. She was aggressive in her lobbying against anti-LGBT laws that the president of Uganda vetoed the countries “kill the gays” bill, and then complained about her interference (he latter got a modified version passed, which quite sucks).

    There are tens of thousands, if not up to millions, of LGBT people alive today directly due to Hillary Clinton’s time as Secretary of State.

    Seriously, fuck that pile of human garbage.

    • Crank Tango

      Yeah, but emails!

      • therblig

        benGAYzi!

  • Frosted tips? Is it 1998?? I thought the gay homosexuals were supposed to be fashionable.

    • Thanksgiving Loki

      Do you think someone infatuated by Donald Trump would be particularly fashionable?

  • VMink

    Milo Ren is the embodiment of every angsty boy who was given everything as a young boy but ran full-tilt into the real world when you can’t just throw a tantrum and get what you want.

  • puipui

    I really thought that this election had already squeezed every last drop of rage out of me, until I was just wrung out and tired and unsurprised by anything, but no, look at that, just the fact that he spewed his mouthshit all over Pulse has gotten me all raged up again. I am filled to the brim with brand new rage!

    So thanks, Milo, for giving me new energy for my GOTV efforts, and also fuck you.

  • Anna Rompage

    I dream of a day when stupid fuck pukes like this guy are laughed at and shown a better way, instead of rewarded with a high paying job, when they come out with stupid ridiculous shit…

  • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

    Is anyone going to tell the big gay fuckstick that a bird shit on his head?

    • JustDon’tSayHombre

      He knows. That’s how much he hates himself.

  • Khavrinen

    “protect them from EVIL MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS who are definitely going to come over here and murder them.”

    Yes, because as we all know “Christian” “patriots” never ever ever beat/murder anyone who identifies as LGBT.

    And if you believe that, I’ve got some ocean-front property in Arizona I can sell you at a really great price…

  • Bitter Scribe

    Sometimes I wonder how anyone as apparently self-adoring as Milo can accommodate the self-hatred necessary to be a gay right-winger.

  • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

    As gay AmeriSexicans, aren’t we supposed to have the Satan-granted power to cram our gayness down everybody’s throats and make them like it? That’s what our churchy people say. These Muslim immigrants shouldn’t be much trouble.

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