GREETINGS CENTIPEDES, SHILLS, BROWSERS OF /R/ALL, AND ANYONE ELSE ALONG FOR THE RIDE!

WELCOME BACK TO MEME MAGIC FRIDAY! I AM YOUR HOST, CREATOR OF OFFENSIVE THINGS, AND SHITPOSTMASTER GENERAL, /u/D4rkd3str0yer!

TODAY'S MEME MAGIC FRIDAY IS SPONSORED AS ALWAYS BY ALL BOLD ALL CAPS LETTERS AND SLI.MG: UNCUCKED IMAGING!

THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL EDITION OF MEME MAGIC FRIDAY SINCE IT WILL BE THE FIRST EVER TO BE FEATURED ON BOTH /R/THE_DONALD AND /R/MR_TRUMP! WHICH ALSO MEANS THAT IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME MEME MAGIC FRIDAY REACHES /R/ALL TWO TIMES AT ONCE!

THIS WILL BE THE LAST MEME MAGIC FRIDAY BEFORE THE ELECTION, SO IT WILL BE THE SPICIEST TO DATE. WE HAVE SEEN THE LIKES OF FAUXCAHONTAS, COMPLYIN' TED, AND EVEN SHILLARY KLANTON HERSELF FEATURED ON THIS GREAT PLATFORM, AND TODAY ALL ENEMIES OF OUR GOD EMPEROR SHALL TREMBLE BENEATH HIS MIGHT. REMEMBER: DEUS VULT.

THIS IS OUR HOLY CRUSADE AGAINST THOSE WHO SING THE FALSE SONG OF GLOBALISM. WE HAVE CONQUERED EVERYTHING. 16 REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES OPPOSED US. TOGETHER WE STUMPED THEM. THEN THEY JOINED US. WE WORKED TO STUMP BERNIE SANDERS BEFORE HE SOLD OUT TO THE EVIL OF GLOBALISM. THEIR SUPPORTERS SAW THROUGH THE SHAM THAT WAS THE DNC PRIMARIES. THEN THEY JOINED US. THERE WAS A TIME WHEN PEOPLE LAUGHED AT THE THOUGHT OF TRUMP EVEN RUNNING. SOME OF THEM AREN'T LAUGHING NOW. MOST OF THEM HAVE JOINED US AND LAUGH ON, WATCHING DONALD J. TRUMP STUMP EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH.

NOW WE MUST STORM OUR JERUSALEM. FEW FOES REMAIN, BUT THOSE WHO DO ARE POWERFUL. THEY MUST BE STUMPED. CORRECT THE RECORD HAS TAKEN OVER /R/[REDACTED]. THEY STARTED ANOTHER SUBREDDIT DEDICATED TO BRIGADING US. THEY EVEN LURK AMONG US UNTIL THE HOLY BANHAMMER IS BROUGHT DOWN UPON THEM. THEY ARE FUNDED BY GEORGE SOROS. HE IS THE EPITOME OF EVIL. THIS MAN HAS FUNDED THE RAPEFUGEE CRISIS, BLACK LIVES MATTER, AND THE KLANTON CAMPAIGN. ALL THREE ARE HELL BENT ON DESTROYING THE WEST AS WE KNOW IT. YOU CUCKS THINK RUSSIA IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE OUR ELECTION? TRY LOOKING IN YOUR OWN BACKYARDS FIRST. THIS EVIL MUST RECEIVE THE ULTIMATE STUMPING. IT IS WEAKENED FROM BREXIT. NOW WE MUST FINISH IT.

OF COURSE THERE'S SHILLARY KLANTON HERSELF. SHE HAS RUN THE MOST UNETHICAL CAMPAIGN IN U.S. HISTORY. LET'S REVIEW! SHE RIGGED HER ENTIRE PRIMARY, INCLUDING THE DEBATES, AND YET SHE STILL COULDN'T PUT BERNIE AWAY UNTIL JUNE. SHE EVEN HAD MOLES IN POTENTIAL CANDIDATES' STAFFS (FAUXCAHONTAS AND BIDEN)! SHE HAS REPEATEDLY LIED ABOUT THE EMAILS. SHE HAS LIED IN THE DEBATES. SHE HATES CATHOLICS. SHE CALLED HALF OF AMERICANS "DEPLORABLE" INCLUDING GOLD STAR FAMILIES WHO SUPPORT TRUMP. SHE BASICALLY CALLED ALL COPS RACIST DURING THE DEBATES. SHE CONTINUES TO PUSH HER RHETORIC ABOUT A NO FLY ZONE IN SYRIA WHICH WOULD GUARANTEE WAR WITH RUSSIA. SHE SOLD 20% OF OUR URANIUM TO RUSSIA! SHE TOOK MONEY FROM COUNTRIES WHO THROW GAYS OFF BUILDINGS AND WHERE WOMEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO DRIVE. HONESTLY, REDDIT, I COULD GO ON ALL DAY. KLANTON MUST BE STUMPED.

MY BELOVED CENTIPEDES, WE HAVE REACHED THE PROMISED LAND. WE ARE ABOUT TO ELECT DONALD J. TRUMP AS THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE REACHED THE DESTINATION OF OUR CRUSADE, OUR HOLY CITY. THE GLOBALISTS HOLD ITS FORTRESS WE HAVE STUMPED ALL IN OUR PATH. THEY HAVE TURNED OUR HOLY CITY, OUR BELOVED AMERICA, INTO THE SWAMP OF CORRUPTION, GLOBALISM, AND ANTI-AMERICANISM. KLANTON HERSELF IS HOLDING THE CITY. NOW IS OUR TIME TO STORM THE CASTLE. THE PREPARATIONS HAVE BEEN MADE. VOTES ARE BEING CAST AS WE SPEAK. THEY ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO MANUFACTURE ONE MORE SCANDAL, ONE MORE THING TO THROW AT OUR GOD EMPEROR. BUT THEY WILL FAIL. THEY HAVE ALWAYS FAILED, BECAUSE THEY'RE LOSERS. WE STAND BEHIND A WINNER. AS YOU CAST YOUR VOTE, AS YOU STORM THE CASTLE, REMEMBER: DEUS. VULT.

THIS WEEK'S MEME DUMP: https://sli.mg/a/tlXSxq

THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK. WE HAVE ONLY REACHED THIS POINT TOGETHER. NOW IT IS OUR TIME TO ENTER INTO THE PROMISED LAND. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.

ALSO, REMEMBER TO GO CHECK THIS OUT ON /r/Mr_Trump FOR DOUBLE THE SPICINESS!