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[–]JumbledFun 31ポイント32ポイント  (3子コメント)

remember guys /u/jewdank really totally doesn't care what you think

[–]Dude_Im_Godly 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Bro you can't ping her!!! What if she puts you on the list! The horror!

[–]JumbledFun 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know she is the real power behind the admins i should be more careful

[–]OniTan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like the admins are behind her.

[–]Zachums 24ポイント25ポイント  (28子コメント)

You need help.

I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind.

[–]mRNA28 19ポイント20ポイント  (21子コメント)

Holy shit.

I hope she reads that back and feels as embarrassed about it as she did with the South Park fiasco.

[–]SamWhite 7ポイント8ポイント  (14子コメント)

Wait, so that's not a quote from some shitty song? Did she actually write that? Oh dear.

[–]mRNA28 14ポイント15ポイント  (13子コメント)

Oh no, she's quoting Lil Wayne. Whatever her aim was, though, it failed.

She'd have been better off not trying

[–]SamWhite 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whatever her aim was

That is pretty opaque. Never in an internet argument have I felt the need to randomly start quoting Donny Osmond lyrics.

[–]mRNA28 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why your you're on this side of the fence of self-awareness and she's on the other side.

[–]Pablopubes 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cry each night my tears for you

My tears are all in vain

I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday

You'll be back in my arms once again

[–]riemann1413 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

better off not trying

aren't we all, fam

[–]mRNA28 5ポイント6ポイント  (8子コメント)

Speak for yourself, drama mod.

[–]riemann1413 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

thx for the compliment #drama op

[–]mRNA28 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

Not a compliment, Sir Lame

[–]riemann1413 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

i'm so cool people come from across the land to enjoy my glorious presence irl ok

respect it

[–]mRNA28 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think /u/Zachums visiting you does more harm to your social standing than anything else.

(Because he's a weenie)

[–]CirqueDuFuder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That was cold.

[–]one_cup_of_noodles 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I sincerely hope she doesn't. I hope she digs herself even deeper and deeper into the homd she's created for herself.

[–]mRNA28 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

I hope she dogs herself

freudian slip?

[–]dougan25 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

gah now i'm curious...what was the south park fiasco

[–]CirqueDuFuder 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who wants blood in their eyes? I assumed heroin in her veins by the dead stare.

[–]RollTide09 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

quoting lil wayne

[–]Pablopubes 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously though, FREE WEEZY

[–]lxvnxss [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that he quoting Lil Wayne.

Like... really, dude?

[–]DornishRedViperQueen Dickshamer 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

They must be elusive as fuck, cause I fight my battles alone.

cue the world's smallest violin. No one gies a fuck when you're the one starting the battles

Also, is she pretending /u/misterjewdank is real?

[–]DuchessSandwich[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's always pretending that.

[–]IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why is jewdank such a fucking narcisstic retard?

[–]riemann1413 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

probably abuse or something sad

[–]SamWhite 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some people are just naturally arseholes.

[–]Potrumpkin_Villager 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, you just ruined /u/jewdank drama for me. Hope you're happy with yourself, /u/rieman1488.

[–]TheMauveHand 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

TBh it's probably not enough abuse.

[–]ChipChippersonAMA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I miss pinging /u/jewdank

[–]BookwormJane 3ポイント4ポイント  (27子コメント)

TIL there are women in Reddit who are willing to post pictures of themselves with sperm all over their faces.

I think it's time to turn off my computer and read a book.

[–]riemann1413 6ポイント7ポイント  (26子コメント)

what

of course there are! there's a whole sub dedicated to amateur women posting pictures of themselves covered in jizz. how long have you been on the internet that this is a surprise to you?

[–]BookwormJane 3ポイント4ポイント  (25子コメント)

I have been on the internet since I was 9 years old. I am 30 now, which means 21 years of my life spent online.

I know there are women getting jizz on their faces out there, I just didn't know there were women willing to take pics of themselves covered in jizz. To live is to learn.

[–]riemann1413 6ポイント7ポイント  (23子コメント)

there are women who will take pictures of themselves working a snapple bottles into their vagina. the internet's a crazy place.

[–]BookwormJane 5ポイント6ポイント  (18子コメント)

Snapple bottle? What a raunchy, gross, dangerous and stupid thing to do.

[–]riemann1413 1ポイント2ポイント  (17子コメント)

it was empty, though i still agree. it seems you missed out on most of the porn culture on the internet, you've got some catching up to do nerd

[–]BookwormJane 1ポイント2ポイント  (16子コメント)

Haha! I'm not a nerd. I do go out and see the sunlight. I guess I am just a Reddit newbie and still haven't bumped into the gross bizarre stuff.

[–]riemann1413[M] [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

a woman with a faceful of semen is a beautiful celebration of fertility and sexuality

kinkshaming is not allowed here

[–]BookwormJane [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

Also, semen has great moisturizing properties, I guess?

/s

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

actually i heard the opposite from someone, who said it gave her blackheads.

on the other hand, my girlfriend's face is pretty clear.

[–]lxvnxss [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I wonder if you got sent to the shadow realm for this?

[–]Delicious_Chicken [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

LOL fuck off with your made-up words.

[–]dougan25 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

There's a traffic cone up the butthole making the rounds on /r/nsfwfunny today.

[–]UncontrolledManifold [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You've been on the internet since before 1986? Interesting, considering the first commercial ISP had it's first customer logon in 1989.

[–]flipkt 3ポイント4ポイント  (36子コメント)

I've come to believe that all these guys are actually talking to her agent who operates her account and posts pictures of her butthole to drive traffic to her other revenue generating social media venues. I find it hilarious.

I followed a few links on the porn PR industry and it is a fucking rabbit hole filled with spam, 90's PR tactics, exploitation of naive girls and stuff. There might be just enough material for a post here that I might do it sometime. I started with the top mod of /r/jewdank if anyone is curious and wants to dig in (sorry /u/NotApostolate).

[–]Mircabre 11ポイント12ポイント  (33子コメント)

I've modded with her, she's unfortunately herself

[–]flipkt 3ポイント4ポイント  (32子コメント)

I'm not saying that she has no control of the /u/jewdank account. She started posting with that account and still does sometimes. When she posts something herself, it's probably some retarded shit that anyone would expect someone like her would post. The rest of the "professional" paid works are, I believe, done by some porn PR agency I mentioned above.

Can you share your experiences about modding with her? What was she like, and how are you so sure that she's "herself"?

[–]Mircabre 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

She hated other women then and she still does now

A pr agency would be pretty shitty to let that happen still

[–]flipkt 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm curious, do you work in the industry? How much do you know about pr agencies, their inner workings and the strategies that they've seen working for online porn marketing to declare that what they're doing with jewdank is pretty shitty? Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't affect their revenue at all to let their cow butt heads with others for the entertainment of its fans. We're still talking about jewdank in this corner of the internet that has nothing to do with porn and would only help the agency to get more eyeballs on their cash cow, so it is a success as far as they're concerned.

[–]Mircabre 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do not work in that industry but I use my innate charm to secure more work, does that count

Jewdanks fights cast her in a bad light though. She's like the kony 2012 guy

[–]Jewdank -2ポイント-1ポイント  (10子コメント)

Quite the compliment if you think I have a PR from a porn agency working for me, or that I work with an agency, though.

I'm my own boss.

[–]mRNA28 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm my own boss.

That much is apparent. You'd be fired elsewhere for incompetence.

[–]flipkt 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

you think I have a PR from a porn agency working for me

I don't think that. On the contrary, I actually think YOU work for a porn agency that pays you a commission from the revenue generated by retards paying for your "exclusive" butthole pics.

[–]CirqueDuFuder 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Hi, love your work. It is worth every penny I've paid for it.

[–]snallygaster 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

There might be just enough material for a post here that I might do it sometime.

please do this!! it sounds really interesting.

[–]NotApostolate [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

idk if I have anything really to add to this, but I have given away dozens of username subs like /r/legendarylootz, /r/aliceaardvark, /r/coinlaundryloser, /r/soupordonut, and other non-porn ones like /r/yellowben, /r/love_the_heat. I made username subs for karmawhores but they got upset about it all the time. When I make it for other users like people from gw they let me help set it up with the bot and stuff sometimes.

I've also given away non username subs like /r/germanypics, /r/500yearsago, and /r/ListOfSubreddits when people have had an obvious vested interest in it and done way more with the sub than I could ever hope to.

I like making username subs so stuff like this (NSFW) doesn't happen.

idk if any of the girls are naive. I just mod shit.

[–]_lilPoundcake 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

hey I mod that sub too

neat

[–]Rezingreenbowl 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Can someone link me to a butthole pic or 2 please?

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