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Jewdank and glue... Gluedank? (reddit.com)

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[–]JumbledFun 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

remember guys /u/jewdank really totally doesn't care what you think

[–]Dude_Im_Godly 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bro you can't ping her!!! What if she puts you on the list! The horror!

[–]JumbledFun 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know she is the real power behind the admins i should be more careful

[–]Zachums 17ポイント18ポイント  (24子コメント)

You need help.

I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind.

[–]mRNA28 16ポイント17ポイント  (18子コメント)

Holy shit.

I hope she reads that back and feels as embarrassed about it as she did with the South Park fiasco.

[–]SamWhite 5ポイント6ポイント  (13子コメント)

Wait, so that's not a quote from some shitty song? Did she actually write that? Oh dear.

[–]mRNA28 [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

Oh no, she's quoting Lil Wayne. Whatever her aim was, though, it failed.

She'd have been better off not trying

[–]SamWhite [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Whatever her aim was

That is pretty opaque. Never in an internet argument have I felt the need to randomly start quoting Donny Osmond lyrics.

[–]mRNA28 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's why your you're on this side of the fence of self-awareness and she's on the other side.

[–]Pablopubes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I cry each night my tears for you

My tears are all in vain

I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday

You'll be back in my arms once again

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

better off not trying

aren't we all, fam

[–]mRNA28 [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

Speak for yourself, drama mod.

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

thx for the compliment #drama op

[–]mRNA28 [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Not a compliment, Sir Lame

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

i'm so cool people come from across the land to enjoy my glorious presence irl ok

respect it

[–]mRNA28 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I think /u/Zachums visiting you does more harm to your social standing than anything else.

(Because he's a weenie)

[–]one_cup_of_noodles [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I sincerely hope she doesn't. I hope she digs herself even deeper and deeper into the homd she's created for herself.

[–]CirqueDuFuder 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who wants blood in their eyes? I assumed heroin in her veins by the dead stare.

[–]RollTide09 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

quoting lil wayne

[–]DornishRedViperQueen Dickshamer 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

They must be elusive as fuck, cause I fight my battles alone.

cue the world's smallest violin. No one gies a fuck when you're the one starting the battles

Also, is she pretending /u/misterjewdank is real?

[–]DuchessSandwich[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's always pretending that.

[–]IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why is jewdank such a fucking narcisstic retard?

[–]riemann1413 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

probably abuse or something sad

[–]SamWhite [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Some people are just naturally arseholes.

[–]Potrumpkin_Villager [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well, you just ruined /u/jewdank drama for me. Hope you're happy with yourself, /u/rieman1488.

[–]ChipChippersonAMA [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I miss pinging /u/jewdank

[–]flipkt 3ポイント4ポイント  (21子コメント)

I've come to believe that all these guys are actually talking to her agent who operates her account and posts pictures of her butthole to drive traffic to her other revenue generating social media venues. I find it hilarious.

I followed a few links on the porn PR industry and it is a fucking rabbit hole filled with spam, 90's PR tactics, exploitation of naive girls and stuff. There might be just enough material for a post here that I might do it sometime. I started with the top mod of /r/jewdank if anyone is curious and wants to dig in (sorry /u/NotApostolate).

[–]Mircabre 7ポイント8ポイント  (20子コメント)

I've modded with her, she's unfortunately herself

[–]flipkt [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

I'm not saying that she has no control of the /u/jewdank account. She started posting with that account and still does sometimes. When she posts something herself, it's probably some retarded shit that anyone would expect someone like her would post. The rest of the "professional" paid works are, I believe, done by some porn PR agency I mentioned above.

Can you share your experiences about modding with her? What was she like, and how are you so sure that she's "herself"?

[–]Mircabre [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

She hated other women then and she still does now

A pr agency would be pretty shitty to let that happen still

[–]flipkt [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm curious, do you work in the industry? How much do you know about pr agencies, their inner workings and the strategies that they've seen working for online porn marketing to declare that what they're doing with jewdank is pretty shitty? Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't affect their revenue at all to let their cow butt heads with others for the entertainment of its fans. We're still talking about jewdank in this corner of the internet that has nothing to do with porn and would only help the agency to get more eyeballs on their cash cow, so it is a success as far as they're concerned.

[–]Mircabre [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I do not work in that industry but I use my innate charm to secure more work, does that count

Jewdanks fights cast her in a bad light though. She's like the kony 2012 guy

[–]Jewdank [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Quite the compliment if you think I have a PR from a porn agency working for me, or that I work with an agency, though.

I'm my own boss.

[–]mRNA28 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm my own boss.

That much is apparent. You'd be fired elsewhere for incompetence.

[–]flipkt [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

you think I have a PR from a porn agency working for me

I don't think that. On the contrary, I actually think YOU work for a porn agency that pays you a commission from the revenue generated by retards paying for your "exclusive" butthole pics.

[–]CirqueDuFuder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Hi, love your work. It is worth every penny I've paid for it.

[–]Jewdank [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

He means I built this brand myself. There is no agency. I am completely independent.

[–]YHofSuburbia [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

How hard could it be building a "brand" around showing pics of your butt hole

[–]flipkt [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I built this brand myself.

Lol no you didn't. You became slightly popular with your nudes and I think you were contacted by a "slightly popular" porn agency and THEY built your "brand".

I am completely independent.

No you aren't. I can maybe prove it if I put in some effort into it, but I won't because it'll ruin your "business", and more than anything it'll be scummy and doxxy. You have a chance to explain your initial success though, what do you have to say about the top mod of /r/jewdank /u/NotApostolate and the hundreds of porn subs he moderates?

[–]Jewdank [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

You just need to go on back down to your basement with your red string yarn and push pins, I'm sure mommy will call you when dinners ready, and if it happens to be about the same time you think you're on to something, I'm sure she'd be happy to leave it at the door.

[–]flipkt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Ha, the age old neckbeard basement tendies insult when you're cornered.

Quick! Call your PR guy and ask him for latest trending insults!

[–]CirqueDuFuder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Are you sure you want to take shots across the bow that obliterate most of your entire fanbase in the crossfire?

[–]Zachums [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

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[–]Rezingreenbowl [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Can someone link me to a butthole pic or 2 please?

[–]BookwormJane [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

TIL there are women in Reddit who are willing to post pictures of themselves with sperm all over their faces.

I think it's time to turn off my computer and read a book.